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Probably start laughing my tits off.

For a little while, giving the dog a chance to get to me and accept me. But I couldn't get serious with someone who's pet won't let me get near their owner. But if the dog doesn't warm up to me, then we'd just be hanging out at my place until I met someone else.

I hope you did the right thing and offered to go home with them for a swinger's night.

Kim_Seong-a posted...

I stopped caring during the wait for season 2 tbh.

This is what happened to me as well. Too much time passed and now I'm super apathetic about seeing the rest of it.

Do I need to take the pill right away? Or can I save it for a little while, until I can get a mortgage? I have excellent credit and I'm not struggling financially. I wouldn't have any trouble getting approved for a mortgage.

The burgers are fine. But their sides are garbage. The fries are terrible and their fake ass onion rings are even worse. They're an extruded paste ring with tiny bits of diced onion mixed into the batter. Because of their shitty sides I haven't eaten at one in a very long time.

The heels are kind of a silly choice but not a big deal.

Curious if they will be expected to work longer hours on those four days. Or if they'll just lose out on an entire day of pay if they chose a four day work week. The article didn't really give those details.

Sounding can feel pretty amazing. But you have to use proper tools for it and make sure it's all super clean. All of my toys are stainless steel or medical grade silicone. They're all too long to lose inside me. The silicone one also have large, flared bases, just in vase.

Nope. Imnot going to risk them splitting up and then her coming after me for child support. Fuck that noise.

Unsugarized_Foo posted...

Oh man, I bet those kids fathers beat their ass when they got home

LOL

Reverend_Wilson posted...

i remember the days when people would just block idiots instead of whining about it on the internet.

Yep. Just block them without even responding.

I've had so many dogs growing up. Cane corsos, rottweilers, shi tzus, toy poodles, chocolate labs, maltese, boston terriers, queensland heelers, english bulldog, afghan hound, mutts and probably a couple that I'm forgetting. Every single one of them, except the english bulldog, self regulated their food intake and was fine with a bowl being left down at all times.

Beaulla was the bulldog's name. She ate so much that her belly was rock hard and she had to be taken to the vet to empty her stomach. The other dogs were not happy about the feeding changes that had to be made to keep Beaulla from over eating.

Lost_All_Senses posted...

Hol up hol up hol up....you tellin me I can go to Dojo's as a 32 year old and fight kids? This is gonna be the best summer of my life.

I like the way view the world. You go on and live your best life. Beat up as many kids as you can.

Robot2600 posted...

I know not everyone watched Sons of Anarchy but it was on after Breaking Bad ended and really was the biggest and best show on TV for a while. It's a great show.

I loved Sons of Anarchy. Except for their whole Irish storyline. That shit was stupid and I almost stopped watching.

Flauros posted...

Life. No parole

Why? Just put him down. He's clearly an irredeemable savage. Why should we throw away our money to house him for the next 30-50 years? We should be executing far more people than we do.

Bottom. It's where all those lovely scents and flavors can be found.

sutree posted...

Sorry to disappoint but it's fake.

That's unfortunate. That would have been a very amusing documentary.

I believe it might have been Morrowind.

monkmith posted...

i've never liked pork but i've always wondered, do you actually eat the hamhocks or are they just added for flavor? is there actual meat on them?

Definitely eat them. They have more meat than they appear to. The skin and the fat on them is nice too.

After it's all done cooking I take the hamhocks out and separate the bones. Then cut the big pieces up and mix it all back into the beans.

I'm going to be farting all week because nobody else in my house will eat them.

So we don't have to do drugs and get addicted, we just magically get the physical withdrawals? And then we just have to not do that drug that we probably never actually did in the first place? No other add ons here?

I just write "No longer at this address" and stick it back in my mailbox. The postal carrier grabs it the next time they come around .

I guess the criminal that will never get out of prison. I can at least get a second girlfriend to keep me company and the prisoner will never know. The ghost would find out and probably get all Amityville on my ass.

No. But I've only been posting on this board for a few days. Haven't seen you long enough to have formed any solid opinions about anyone here.

COVxy posted...

We used to have a hotbox growing up to steal cable, so my first encounter was on the x rated channels (can't remember their names, I remember the playboy channel was often very softcore and then there were two more hardcore channels).

Spice was probably one of those other channels.

My ass. It has always been small and flat. I'd like a bit of a booty. Nothing ridiculous, just something for my girl to sink her teeth into.

Offline. I had magazines before the internet was even a thing. I also found my dad's VHS porn before ever getting on the internet.

Does being molested by a baby sitter when I was 6 count? A real life vagina spread out in front of you with the babysitter telling you to kiss it is pretty sexually explicit. I guess it's not really "content" though.

I am missing my third testicle. I was only born with two. :(

Like the last few, I'll watch it when it hits HBO.

My Pornhub channel for Roku will also go away on March 1st. :(

A yellow 2013 Camaro. Gonna be shopping for a new ride next year though. This one is getting old. It's still in fantastic shape. I'm just ready for something new.

"Lydia was always a curious child. She loved to explore and ask questions, which sometimes got her in trouble with her parents. But she was never afraid to ask her older brother, Daniel, about the things she was curious about. One day, Lydia asked Daniel about incest. She was sure that he knew about it, since he was older and had been around more. Daniel was hesitant to answer, but Lydia was insistent. Eventually, he relented and explained that incest was not something that was always a bad thing. Lydia was surprised to hear this. She had always thought that incest was something that only happened in movies and stories. But after hearing from her brother, she began to understand that it could be a way to connect with someone you loved deeply."

ROFL

Most of them weren't even nice breasts. Very disappointed.

I've asked, but it just keeps telling me "You know I'm not that kind of girl".

Probably around 20 years.

Southernfatman posted...

Hate level (and loot) scaling. It seems...lazy. It kinda ruined Oblivion for me back in the day.

That's what really hurt Oblivion for me too.

I live in California. I've been to Florida and the humidty was absolutely unbearable. Perhaps further North might be better. But if it's that moist everywhere I'll stick to California.

She'd be thoroughly disturbed. She'd leave me and never speak to me again. I'd be totally devastated at the loss. Probably end up just driving off a cliff or something.

I usually have to apologize to them too. They tend to get over it when they see how much I'm tipping.

If I know the sender they'll just get a "Yo." in return. If it's a number I don't recognize I would most likely ignore it.

Give me that 2K, please.

No. I have fantastic vision and don't need corrective lenses.

I'm a nose breather. I hate having a stuffed up nose. I'd prefer runny. I can still breathe through it that way.

Why is it covered with pocket pussies? And why are they so close together?

The higher up Amazon emoloyees love to use this phrase. I would hear it from the LP staff on a regular basis. HR as well. "Sorry I didn't see your Chime sooner. I was in the middle of a deep dive."

Seems like grounds to bring in the military to roind all these folks up and clear them out.