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| Topic | Orphan of Kos is a 10-12 minute excrutiating ordeal on NG++ |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/17/22 7:02:50 PM #13 | Irony posted... The overpowered strategy is know how to fire the gun and know the timing. Most of its moves can be parried.If the guy's not able to do that though aren't souls games usually happy to offer alternate approaches? in DS1 alone I can melee, magic, bow, attack from outside the room, summon, quit out, use throwables, havel's armor, no armor, bleed, poison and more until something works. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Orphan of Kos is a 10-12 minute excrutiating ordeal on NG++ |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/17/22 6:41:38 PM #7 | Is there not some amusingly overpowered strategy? I know that game really really wants to force you to play the dodge and parry playstyle but didn't they give you a last resort like Dark Bead or bleed weapons or all 3 lightning spears equipped or something? --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Every day, I brainstorm about how to win my girlfriend back. |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/17/22 6:16:22 PM #23 | gunplagirl posted... Ah, the halfing strategy. You know what they say about big feet. Small variety of shoes to choose from.Close but no, it's the Bilbo strategy where people expect you to say Baggins but you just glare at them like an Oblivion NPC and claim you invented the name and that it's your only name. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Every day, I brainstorm about how to win my girlfriend back. |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/17/22 6:10:37 PM #20 | What about a hybrid strategy where you incorporate many of Gunplagirl's suggestions but instead of a fully optimised girl name you circumvent the meta and name yourself Bilbo? --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Every day, I brainstorm about how to win my girlfriend back. |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/17/22 6:06:45 PM #11 | What if you were to aggressively tapdance at her? You'd demonstrate impressive strength and poise as well as your fun-loving, dance-happy side. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | You know how Auron was the wizened old man in FFX? |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/17/22 6:01:25 PM #7 | Wesker is 48 in RE5. Adds up but always felt weird. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Every day, I brainstorm about how to win my girlfriend back. |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/17/22 5:57:25 PM #4 | If you drain the funge from her spirit she will be yours. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Interesting, ship this character with someone else: |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/17/22 5:51:51 PM #3 | I ship your genderswapped timeclone with --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Goodbye. |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/17/22 5:42:38 PM #11 | But Paul, your lawn- --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | segasaturn thread |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/17/22 1:52:16 PM #2 | You're a real tough guy aren't you, Gardner? --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Sony buys Bandai Namco confirmed? |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/17/22 1:29:28 PM #8 | Sony should just buy up all the worst aspects of the industry and act as a quarantine. They can have their interactive movies and overpriced experiences and let the rest of the industry be about video games. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Dark Seed is my favorite manga |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/17/22 12:32:10 PM #2 | Ranked 20851 huh, how'd the sequel rank? Top 3 or 1st place by a landslide? --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | $500,000, but your use of swears is restricted for one year. (See post) |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/17/22 1:26:53 AM #11 | I can do this. All I gotta do is fall really deep into a habit of using unimaginative sarcasm on every minor grievance. Every former swear will now get an "Oh good. Wahoo. That's what I wanted to happen, it took a while but it came through for me." --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | C/D: Game of Thrones bros in the 2010's were as annoying as crypto bros today |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/17/22 12:29:13 AM #5 | No way. They're completely outmatched. With Game of Thrones it's "Ah great it's this again." when someone's posture changes and they begin telling you about blockchain technology it's like catching a glimpse of a zombie bite. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant; |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/17/22 12:27:43 AM #2 | What are you gonna do with the gift of being stuck with a stupid nickname inside of a master ball in box 15 of a poorly organised PC? --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Life is suffering |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/16/22 10:27:15 PM #6 | Sufferin' succotash son!! BELIEVE THAT --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | CE goes to a funeral |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/16/22 10:21:36 PM #4 | I would check out the enclosed instruction book --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Will you make a Truth Social account |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/16/22 9:42:39 PM #9 | It's like the next level of a social experiment. Twitter turned everyone against each other. Now we take the top percentile of aggressors and pit them squarely against each other. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Think Covid numbers about to get bad again? |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/16/22 6:03:52 PM #8 | The number on the other board board I like to follow has been ramping up already. Sometimes it looks like a day's numbers come in two parts but it's broken 4k and lasted for a few days minus weekend numbers. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | 20 million dollar NFT scam busted |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/16/22 5:44:27 PM #11 | Odds the (see below) were shrieking "FUD HODL DIAMOND HANDS HFBP!!" til the end? Edit: Are they even victims? Aren't they more like collateral damage who thought they were in on it? --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | How much do you think OG copies of Resident Evil 4 will sell... |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/16/22 3:45:42 PM #14 | spikethedevil posted... What?Once the finely tuned for 2022 audiences version of RE4 in which Krauser and Salazar are removed for being too entertaining, Leon's kick is replaced with a slow and realistic shove and the herbs are replaced with Huel in the name of advertising, the original RE4 will be seen as an undesirable relic from a dark past. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | How much do you think OG copies of Resident Evil 4 will sell... |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/16/22 3:37:36 PM #12 | People won't want to play the non-walking simulator version. They'll scoff and disgustedly make sure to refer to it as the version where Leon doesn't even use lel or kek instead of laughing. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Life is too short to spectate video games |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/16/22 3:31:54 PM #21 | This is true. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | This is how you rebel against the system. |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/16/22 2:20:05 PM #5 | Maybe Jack walks the way he does because he tried to use Mike's sabotaged toilet and had experienced some sort of painful mishap. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | What if alieans are just catgirls with big mammaries |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/16/22 1:01:17 PM #3 | Like which pet? A goldfish? --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | The review embargo lifts for Elden Ring, Wednesday February 23rd at 10am EST. |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/16/22 11:55:47 AM #2 | What happens if the game sucks --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Games people were hyped for but they sucked? |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/16/22 11:21:30 AM #14 | 8th gen --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | This might be the worst fate a villain ever had |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/16/22 11:19:45 AM #13 | These topics always feel like a challenge to come up with something worse on your own. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Qanon nutfucks now think Chicago is the new holy land apparently |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/16/22 11:17:09 AM #3 | Is this the JFK Respawn Gang? I've been eagerly waiting to find out what happened after they drank chemicals because JFK no-showed. Or is this just some other new branch with different lore? --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | First movie that comes to mind when you think of 1999 |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/16/22 1:04:49 AM #26 | I wasn't even gonna comment, I just clicked with quite the degree of certainty that it'd be a legion of people all saying Fight Club but... --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Gyarados used hyperbeam |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/16/22 12:56:33 AM #7 | So could Snorlax fire a left eye hyper beam and then a right eye hyper beam the next turn while left recharges? --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Imagine if Evil Teams worked like this in pokemon |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/15/22 6:38:41 PM #8 | Remember when Bill somehow turned himself into a Pokemon but then seemingly nobody went within a mile of that technology again? That coulda been some chaos. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | The perfect girl, but she speaks Banjo-Kazooese |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/15/22 6:34:20 PM #4 | Is she self conscious about it? I'm going to need some sort of hero complex to tolerate this. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | What if a nuclear fallout did occur and it turned us all into talking Dinosaurs? |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/15/22 5:58:09 PM #5 | Jagr_68 posted... Life would be the same as always. Work, school, sex, drinking, tv, games, etc...but we'll all be dinosaurs.Wouldn't there be a new hierarchy based on who either has hands or the ability to fly? --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Poster #21 is actually my alt account |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/15/22 5:53:22 PM #9 | segasaturn posted... Hope he doesn't have my mother's butcher knifeAnd I hope your mother doesn't- Well... Y'know. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Poster #21 is actually my alt account |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/15/22 5:51:01 PM #6 | Poster 21 is you from the Dark World --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Cyberpunk 2077 is worth playing now? |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/15/22 5:44:40 PM #3 | Don't help them rehabilitate their dastardliest deed. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | What if a nuclear fallout did occur and it turned us all into talking Dinosaurs? |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/15/22 5:42:14 PM #3 | What would be interesting about it? --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | My dad has a meeting with his ghost club tonight in the woods. |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/15/22 5:41:33 PM #5 | K181 posted... Is your dad a grand wizard by any chance?No, didn't you read? He's a ghost. Haunts the woods. Apparently quite committed to the role if his son's too scared to even go near the costume. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Pokemon Gen V be like |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/15/22 5:39:34 PM #30 | Do all Pokemon understand human language or just ones smart enough to speak it back? Would it mean more if you were to take a talking Mewtwo, give him the dumbest nickname, give him a really stupid hold item like a giant metal ball or a toxic orb that he apparently can't drop, put him in a PC box with a stupid name and leave him there? What happens if a Pokemon dies in the PC? Does the pokeball get confused about what it's holding and stop functioning? Do you throw the ball and out comes a big puddle of red mush? Is your Hitmonlee now suddenly a Gengar? Does said Gengar hold down the fort in that Pokeball or does it teleport to the nearest ghost level? Was there a lore reason for the unidentified ghost/silph scope thing in the first games? Was the Pokemon tower especially haunted compared to the rest? --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Do you know anyone that calls Xbox achievements "cheevos"? |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/15/22 5:04:37 PM #6 | Oh yeah, a buncha times. Pretty harmless. I wish we could trade all the people who use lel and kek for some more people who call achievements 'cheevos'. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | This is literally 1984 |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/15/22 4:31:27 PM #21 | ProfessorKukui posted... We can eat soap if we want toEat it all if we want to Ignore the libs asking why From the dusks to the dawns 'til JFK respawns, then wonder why we're starting to die --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | How many of you have seen this ancient yt video? |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/15/22 4:16:08 PM #3 | I never knew what to make of him referring to him as the Toad. There's multiple Toads and Toadette's even in that game on that track. Even if there was just one wouldn't you assume Toad was his name not his title? --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | This is literally 1984 |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/15/22 4:13:31 PM #15 | Mouths being washed out with soap was a punishment to be feared once. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Kotaku SHOOTS HARD on Lost Ark's female character designs |
| ViewtifulJoe 02/15/22 1:45:07 PM #90 | Gobstoppers12 posted... You're just trying to stir the pot, ain'tcha?Have you not seen this user's other posts? There's no subtlety, they're too frequent and instead of picking one topic it's just running down a checklist of things that usually get reactions on forums. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
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