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Please don't fuck Pokemon.

Remember when you were a kid and five minutes seemed like forever? But now you're an adult and five minutes just fly by.

I imagine an immortal being like a god or vampire or 1000 year old alien would be like that on a grander scale. Like if you haven an immortal friend who you hadn't seen in five years, you'd be like "yo, how you been? It's been SO long!" But the immortal friend would be like "what are you talking about, it's only been five years."

Most stories/movies/games/shows have immortals perceive time the same way we normally do. Has anything tackled how an immortal would actually see time?

There. I described 82% of all fantasy stories for you.

until you realize it's the Italian version of "Leonard".

And Leonard is a nerd name.

He told his children his entire sexual history.

It looks like it's for kids. Why is it on Adult Swim?

I still don't like Lois' design.

refmon posted...

Jimmy isn't a red head anymore...

This isn't the only media where Jimmy is changed to black. Guess DC is trying to raceswap him permanently.

Respect women.

They don't like the idea of women having physical preferences.

They don't like women looking for security in a guy with good financials.

What do they think women should look for in a man?

When your feet smell and your nose runs!

Why are people blaming the guest? Maybe bison shouldn't be so stupid, they reject their own because a human touched it.

Solar_Crimson posted...

From what I understand, much of the younger generations are fully aware of the problems their society has, but have little power to change anything due to their culture's deference to their elders who also control everything.

Boomers are largely in charge here in the US tho. Or are Japan's leaders even older?

voldothegr8 posted...

Those kids parents failed them.

It sounds like this was a freak occurence or they didn't know this girl was psychotic. Still, if one of your kids kills your other kid, you must feel like a total failure of a parent.

Nigel
Clive
Rowan

CE's full of introverts who never go outside. Of course they like cats.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHvzw4Ibuho

Visuals are nice.

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Kitt posted...

How much of a weirdo does one have to be to ask a question like this?

There's always that one in the (middle/high school) friend group with a hot sister. I'm just wondering if anyone on CE was that friend.

I guess CE has ugly sisters.

Did your friends make crude jokes about her and you had to constantly tell them to shut up?

Did any make a move on her?

Did any actually date her?

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There probably will be violence in America's future. I doubt it will be a full blown civil war. Probably sectarian, like The Troubles.

People overlook the problems with Japanese culture just because they like their media. I just can't see why they don't collectively take a look at themselves and say "is this really how we want to function?" Hard to enjoy this particular example of nepotism being undone when it's for such a bitch-ass reason.

Confirm. I'm too real for CE.

I think it's ridiculous to have to wait for sex to occur, see the penis and then say "sorry this isn't gonna work" when you could avoid wasting everyone's time and just tell the person you're trans. Heartomaton wasn't out-of-line with his reasoning. Maybe he could have worded it better, I don't know.

Do you dread having to give the talk too your kids one day? Or did you already and how was that experience?

This is not the future I wanted.

masterpug53 posted...

Plenty of people still working today took the long road to stardom. Bradley Cooper immediately springs to mind.

I don't think Bradley Cooper is current gen.

I'm thinking about actors 25 and under. Maybe up to 28.

I don't think there are any current generation actors that actually made it through hard work anymore. Just lots of nepo babies. The charming story of a small town girl going to Hollywood with dreams of making it big might be a thing of the past.

Imagine actually hating somebody on the internet.

We're all just words on a screen, people.

DipDipDiver posted...

But they used to be good, right?

Right?

Contrary to popular belief, they did fund a lot of research and kept books alive during the middle ages.

So why is this so prevalent in Catholic churches compared to other churches?

Maybe nobody cares to talk about old people.

boxoto posted...

it depends on how I feel about the kid's mom.

MICHALECOLE posted...

yeah that probably matters a bit

The poll assumes this involves a woman you are considering marrying.

I'm not a stepfather. I'm the father who stepped up.

Respect CE's culture.

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Oh fuck off. I'm not trolling. I'm in genuine shock at the amount of dead family members CEmen have. I expect people who are 60, maybe even 50+ to start having lists of dead family. Not people barely 30.

Jesus Christ, how old are you guys? 60? If you're between 25-40 like I assume most of CE is, that's way too young to have so many dead family members.

NoxObscuras posted...

What are you on about? They are very frequently the leading man

In a comedy where they are the butt of jokes.

cuttin_in_farm posted...

Men, in general, are socially accepted at different body sizes already. Women, comparatively, get a lot more shit for not being slim.

But what if fat guys want to be seen more than "funny best friend"? What if they want to be a leading man? Or see more fat men in video games that aren't jokes?

willythemailboy posted...

Dad bods are not shamed all that much.

Dad bods are a meme. No woman actually likes them.

Woman say plus-sized women are "real women" and have movements like Healthy At Any Size.
You don't see this with men. There is no push for more plus-sized men visibility in media.

Do men not care about their rotund brethren?

Have never seen a second post win go so hard as ITT

Zoomers don't even know what a circus is.

I don't know how I forgot couch.

I guess I just revealed how often I had couch sex.

Respect women and all, but how much more representation do they need? Video game studios have been tripping over each other to feature "stronk unsexualized women" characters for the past 8 years.

bump

I'm curious, CE.

Glob posted...

If you couldnt start a career teaching until 30, there would be hardly any teachers.

Teachers under 30 teach elementary and middle school.

High school teaching should be reserved for teachers over 30.

If I didn't know any better, I'd think the teacher from the OP was a student.

The c-word is an awful word. It is the biggest way to disrespect a woman.

What the hell is a janpuu dance?

NPC posted...

I never understood why some preferred ass over boobs. Until I started to have sex and then it made sense.

Welcome to the light.

Hitting a girl from the back, watching that ass jiggle is one of life's greatest pleasures.