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TopicDo you have plans for Valentine's Day ?
Blorfenburger
02/18/24 10:53:17 PM
#42
Fuckin. Sort of. I've been away working overtime but when I get back to her we're gonna do cool stuff, like eat at a snooty restaurant. I'll act like some weirdo

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I am me. Eat my ass. Vegan btw
TopicI proposed to my girlfriend in front of the t Rex at animal kingdom
Blorfenburger
02/18/24 10:51:11 PM
#9
Hell yeah. What kind of blood stone did you get

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I am me. Eat my ass. Vegan btw
TopicYou think it's ok for dudes to celebrate Valentine's Day by themselves?
Blorfenburger
02/18/24 10:45:38 PM
#20
Get yourself one of those giant fake asses

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I am me. Eat my ass. Vegan btw
Topicdo you trust the gortons fishermen
Blorfenburger
02/18/24 10:44:41 PM
#2
You what

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I use inverted controls, I hate fandoms, and I aim to be the Pinball Wizard.
I am me. Eat my ass. Vegan btw
Topicman, where the fuck is the kfc console at
Blorfenburger
02/18/24 10:40:08 PM
#6
Wasn't that a joke? I thought it said it.had a fryer or something

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I use inverted controls, I hate fandoms, and I aim to be the Pinball Wizard.
I am me. Eat my ass. Vegan btw
TopicYou die and god gives you the choice to reincarnate as 1 nonhuman animal
Blorfenburger
02/18/24 10:39:24 PM
#33
Non human animal? A nazi. Then I would become not a monster and return to a normal human. Ooh rah

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I use inverted controls, I hate fandoms, and I aim to be the Pinball Wizard.
I am me. Eat my ass. Vegan btw
TopicVisiting temporarily
Blorfenburger
02/18/24 10:36:45 PM
#11
Judgmenl posted...
I found better things

I didn't, why my dumb ass is here again

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I am me. Eat my ass. Vegan btw
Topiclook at my cool sheet of money
Blorfenburger
02/18/24 10:35:23 PM
#11
Muhnee

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I am me. Eat my ass. Vegan btw
TopicZombies are actually scary
Blorfenburger
02/18/24 10:34:23 PM
#8
Sounds better than that shitty Romeo juliet zombie movie, where average zombie could think and say some words.

Also reminds me of daybreakers where vampires won and took over the world but for some reason didn't think of the dwindling food supply. But then again capitalism WOULD do that

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I use inverted controls, I hate fandoms, and I aim to be the Pinball Wizard.
I am me. Eat my ass. Vegan btw
TopicChoose the move i see next
Blorfenburger
02/18/24 10:31:24 PM
#2
Only familiar with about half these movies. Jonkler is pretty cool if you ignore the internet perception of it

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I use inverted controls, I hate fandoms, and I aim to be the Pinball Wizard.
I am me. Eat my ass. Vegan btw
TopicToday is my boyfriend's 33rd birthday
Blorfenburger
02/10/24 11:50:28 AM
#2
Get him a buzz lightyear toy

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I use inverted controls, I hate fandoms, and I aim to be the Pinball Wizard.
I am me. Eat my ass. Vegan btw
TopicI just had a crazy idea!
Blorfenburger
02/06/24 6:36:45 PM
#2
Maybe they'll make a theme park out of you

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I use inverted controls, I hate fandoms, and I aim to be the Pinball Wizard.
I am me. Eat my ass. Vegan btw
Topicmy sons bold prediction for 2024 is that banjo 3 will be announced
Blorfenburger
02/06/24 6:36:13 PM
#4
B'alright

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I use inverted controls, I hate fandoms, and I aim to be the Pinball Wizard.
I am me. Eat my ass. Vegan btw
TopicMade a video to "celebrate" my return
Blorfenburger
02/04/24 8:39:19 PM
#6
DirtBasedSoap posted...
who are you
I dunno

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I use inverted controls, I hate fandoms, and I aim to be the Pinball Wizard.
I am me. Eat my ass. Vegan btw
TopicMade a video to "celebrate" my return
Blorfenburger
02/04/24 8:03:53 PM
#4
faramir77 posted...
Here's another one:

https://youtu.be/yUGZwlLoZh0?si=--Hy53l07rI4jPSd
Fuck yeah

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I use inverted controls, I hate fandoms, and I aim to be the Pinball Wizard.
I am me. Eat my ass. Vegan btw
TopicMade a video to "celebrate" my return
Blorfenburger
02/04/24 7:50:59 PM
#1
https://youtube.com/shorts/-xc8Rc3AuUM?si=D2V_emxIfrH4K7fR

I'm here to spread confusion and vegan propaganda.

Hamster burritos

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I use inverted controls, I hate fandoms, and I aim to be the Pinball Wizard.
I am me. Eat my ass. Vegan btw
TopicAnyone on here ipod classic aficionados?
Blorfenburger
02/03/24 10:08:07 PM
#3
I already saw Australian man

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I use inverted controls, I hate fandoms, and I aim to be the Pinball Wizard.
I am me. Eat my ass. Vegan btw
TopicWhat do you keep your TVs Volume at?
Blorfenburger
02/03/24 12:00:48 AM
#11
SEVEN. yea

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I use inverted controls, I hate fandoms, and I aim to be the Pinball Wizard.
I am me. Eat my ass. Vegan btw
TopicCareful, PotD...
Blorfenburger
02/02/24 11:57:51 PM
#8
I'll take em on. As long as they don't hurt me

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I use inverted controls, I hate fandoms, and I aim to be the Pinball Wizard.
I am me. Eat my ass. Vegan btw
TopicFavorite biblical stories?
Blorfenburger
02/02/24 11:56:52 PM
#25
The one where Jesus suplexes job

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I use inverted controls, I hate fandoms, and I aim to be the Pinball Wizard.
I am me. Eat my ass. Vegan btw
TopicAnyone on here ipod classic aficionados?
Blorfenburger
02/02/24 11:56:09 PM
#1
I got an ipod video 5th gen and I must have gotten the wrong headphone jack cause the damn thing can't really get secured in.
I may be stupid

Anyway I unfortunately need to be directly pointed at the right fuckin thing.

Also sup back again homies I'm me and not someone else

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I am me. Eat my ass. Vegan btw
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