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The Jon Stewart episode of Smartless.

DirkDiggles posted...

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I see Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer.

That Greek girl looks like some crossed old Val Kilmer with old Glen Danzig.

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I was actually listening to this album on my way to work this afternoon!

It's just part of being a shitbag. If they were decent people they wouldn't be driving drunk to begin with.

GranTurismo posted...

Oh the copper right? How much can they get? Supposedly if yours is stolen it's very expensive to replace

Most of the value comes from the platinum, palladium and rhodium that are used in the converters.

It saw a large increase in frequency when prices of the valuable metals inside them went way up during the lock downs.

5 minutes? They used to hit the Amazon parking lot on a regular basis when I was security there. Watching them on video they would do that shit in like 2 minutes.

Camera review would show them driving around the lot about 30 minutes ahead of time. They would pick out a handfull of cars that were ideal and come back later, hitting multiple in quick succession. But they had an entire lot of cars to choose from and were just hitting the easiest ones.

Why are children being placed in homes with large breed dogs? Especially large breeds known for aggressive tendencies?

I like their grilled cheese burritos. This one is pretty good. They could add scrambled egg and it would make for a nice breakfast burrito.

MICHALECOLE posted...

What did you get?

Steak and bacon grilled cheese burrito -chipotle sauce, soft taco supreme -tomato and a large Mountain Dew.

I'm eating Taco Bell right now!!

Sign me up. I'll take that risk. Either I'm a rich, straight male in a world that is seriously lacking in straight men. Or I'm a rich gay male in a world full of other gay men.

Typical sweet tea is way too sweet. Like that shit at McDonalds. I tried that stuff once. On sip and I threw the rest away. Unsweetened tea is just as gross though.

I need a little sugar to reduce the bitterness. Enough to enhance the flavor, but not overpower it.

I prefer to use dark brown sugar.

They have a few songs that I sort of like. But I don't have them on any of my playlists.

The Princess Bride. The Royal Tenenbaums is a close second.

Not unless they bring back cucumbers.

I absolutely love this painting. I don't know why. I just do.
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You only specified showers. I'll assume that baths are out as well. But what level of washing is allowed? Hands and face in the morning? A quick all over scrub with a washcloth?

Ooh! This looks like it'll be very entertaining. I'm excited.

Despite being a clumsy oaf, I have yet to break one of my cell phones.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Tsunami

Carljank posted...

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I got "Mailing Threatening Communications"

Assaulting or Killing Federal Officer is what it gave me. Not bad really. Easy to pull off and assault is such a wide scope that it can be done without having to actually hurt anyone.

He should be played by Andy Milonakis.

It's even better when you have a bunch of those trees that smell like semen in your neighborhood. The whole neighborhood smells like the set of a gang bang.

Good to know. These Xbox Elite controllers aren't cheap and I'd love to be able to extend their lifespan.

K181 posted...

Why would they say otherwise? The last thing they want to do is to make voters and donors assume its already won.

Exactly. It has the potential to get a bunch of the people who may or may not bother voting to actually follow through and do it. And it gets the donors ready to give a little more.

Vulkan, Primarch of the Salamanders.

I never really purchased more than a handful of DVD's. I don't often re-watch stuff. Anything I feel like seeing again can usually be streamed from one of the various services.

I'm pretty amazing at always being in the way.

Jiek_Fafn posted...

I cannot explain exactly why a Skor bar is 100x better than a Heath, but for whatever reason it's true.

For me, it's the toffee. Heath bar toffee has a milder flavor. The texture is another one for me. I prefer the denser, crunchier toffee of the Skor.

I don't start conversations with strangers. But I don't have issues with strangers talking to me.

Toss up between MilkyWay and Twix from your list. But Skor is my absolute favorite. Don't bring me one of those Heath bars. I'll politely thank you, state that I'll eat it later, then give it to someone else after you leave.

I rarely drink these days. But when I do, it's almost always a whiskey sour.

Passive aggressive sticky notes left in stategic locations are the best way to handle these situations!!

Youtube music? Is that comparable to spotify? Huge selection, easy playlist creation and simple library management? If so, I might consider canceling my Spotify subscription for the youtube premium.

That's my biggest turn on.

I'm not taking that deal. At 46, I'm just too old to be going back to 1973. I would very likely die before I got to see anything new.

Guide posted...

Is it scrotum-specific or does it work anywhere?

Depilatory cremes work anywhere. If you want to get your sack you'll want to make sure it is for sensitive skin. I used basic nair as a teenager, just once. I ended up with a terrible chemical burn on my sack. The upper pubic area was fine but my scrorum was red, enflamed and extremely sensitive. I should have had it treated but was too embarrassed to tell my parents what I did. Fortunately there wasn't any school so I wore sweatpants without underwear and walked funny for a few days. The skin started flaking and peeling off after a couple of days. Granted, this was like 30 years ago and formulations have changed since then, but I would still recommend a sensitive skin specific formula of you try it.

I always hear feel the jets blasting my undercarriage. Also, the itching goes away for a few days. That's how I know.

I only have 24 users tagged. Half for being mind boggling stupid, the other half are tags that I found amusing at the time but have probably forgotten why at this point.

I probably haven't been tagged by more than a few people.

Not yet. But I have plenty of time left.

It depends. How allergic? A slight itch in my throat and mouth? Hives? Facial swelling? Death? I wouldn't have a problem with never eating peanuts again for 500k. But not if it means I die if I accidentally eat something that was prepared in the same facility where peanuts are handled.

I like the burgers. The fries are always hit or miss. You never know if they're going to be good or overcooked with that empty, sort of fluffy crunch.

But fuck those stupid lines. The vast majority of the times that I have felt like having one of their burgers I just ended up going somewhere else because of the line.

I prefer Five Guys though. The burgers are good, exactly how I want it and their fries are always perfect.