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MagiMarthKoopa posted...

S - NES, SNES, PS1, PS2, Wii U
A - Wii
B - Switch
C - GC, N64
F - PS3, PS4, PS5
P(ointless if you have a PC) - All XBoxes

Sorry but I just can't contain my laughter when you say Ninty's second biggest failure in the Wii U is their best console.

Oh would that be the Wii U that only sold 13,500,000 units (compared to the GameCube's 21,700,000 units) that flopped so badly that if it hadn't of been for the DS that Nintendo could have gone under, had a horrible launch, stupid confusing name. horrendous design and no third party support? Do you mean that Wii U?

Pointless to have an Xbox if you have a PC??!! Sorry again I am having trouble containing my laughter! Lets see now give me the ease of use of a console compared to trying to get games to work on a PC anyday. My PC hasn't got the graphics cards necessary to play games and to turn it into one it will cost hundreds of dollars for the right graphics cards and so forth and then there is the hassle of seeing if they are the right size and fit for my PC. For all that money and no hassle I can get myself the Series X.

Well here in Glasgow Scotland we were having a heatwave today! It reached 24Celsius and I am cooked.

It is not supposed to reach 24C in the middle of May.

Nope this is the greatest TV Theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4On0uLqH_I

Satan will need ice skates to go to work before I accept that.

It is the governments way of sending subliminal messages to everyone.

Not a chance in hell. You could make that the estimated $37,000,000,000,000 in printed banknotes on the planet and the answer would be still no.

The internet and video games are my life and what I do all the time in my free time. What the hell am I supposed to do without it? Watch TV? Er no thanks.

Apples as I despise them.

I am also going to say these
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/e8fc5555.jpg
Horrible tasteless fruit.

I replayed my way through the Tomb Raider trilogy for the nonillionth time a couple of months ago.

I gave Nier Automata a go but rage quit that utter garbage after only an hour and was left wondering how Square could go from the utter magnificence in Shadow Of The Tomb Raider to this pile of horse manure in Nier Automata.

https://imgur.com/BFC8A0m

Play the RE3 Remake. I have just redone it myself. If you are really serious about wanting to play it then I suggest getting the DLC that unlocks everything. Having the infinite weapons makes the harder modes so much easier.

https://imgur.com/a/LYlyjDI

Big_Nabendu posted...

I don't even know what that is

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gacha_game

I looked it up on wikipedia because like you I too had never heard of this.

Tell me about it! I have had controllers go on me after barely 2 weeks of use.

Controllers these days are just cheaply made junk designed to make you part with your money every couple of weeks or so.

Nice to see I am not alone with the problem.

XBOX MASTER RACE REPORTING IN!

Why would I want to play on inferior hardware when I can play on Xbox.

I would love to have the Series X but money is tight and I am actually still happy on my Xbox One S.

Never played one and never will.

Even though I have had an NES and GameCube I have never liked the looks of the game at all.

No I wasn't as my mum wasn't allowed to. Reason being she was on steroids for ASTHMA and at the time it was thought that the steroids also got into breast milk so women on them weren't allowed to breast feed.

It is surprisng to see just how many here never thought to just ask their parents if there were breast fed.

Saint's Row franchise except for the utter garbage that is the first game and Gat Out Of Hell.

Seriously I have no idea.

I have only ever bought a few CD's in my life and I haven't bought one in decades. If I want to listen to music I just use Youtube.

I have a crapton of DVD's but no dedicated DVD player. I could use my Xbox or PC but I just can't be bothered.

MagiMarthKoopa posted...

NES, SNES, amazing
N64, GC, duds
Wii, Wii U, Switch, amazing

Not seeing the pattern

Excuse me whilst I laugh at this garbage.

NES, Snes amazing? Er nope! Oh are you refering to the two console that got slaughtered for sales, graphics, games the lot here in Europe by The Master System and Mega Drive?

N64 and GameCube duds?! Er nope especially The GameCube. Never ever diss the best console Nintendo has ever done in The GameCube. I loved and adored that little purple box and I miss it deeply. It had better graphics and gameplay than the PS2.

Wii, Wii U and Switch amazing???!!! Sorry but I can't contain my laughter. The Wii may have been alright but it's motion controlls were terrible. Thank goodness lots of games gave you the option to play with the GameCube controll pad or Classic Controller as IMO even Nintendo's own gaming department could see that the motion controlls were bad.

The Wii U is Nintendo's second biggest failure only beaten by The Virtua Boy. Tell me how the hell does a company go from selling 120,000,000+ consoles to only 18,000,000 with The Wii U. If it hadn't of been for the 3DS Nintendo could very well have gone under. Stupid confusing name, bad console design and no third party support cost it.

Nintendo seems to have recovered with the Switch. Can't really comment as I know virtually nothing about it.

Don't think I have ever had it but I am more than willing to try it as I love eating dead cow meat.

Oh and I have never eared meat in my life. I do not fancy the idea of stuffing it down my lugholes.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/92307a9b.jpg

Are your bowels/colon now fully clensed out?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/cf9b939d.jpg

I always have cash on me. You never know when you might go somewhere that you can't use your debit card in and my take-aways require cash to pay.

San Francisco which is 5,022 miles (8,042 Kilommeters) from Glasgow Scotland where I live.

In the RPG's that I have played where you can do that I have never given a crap about it and think it is a complete waste of time.

Can I choose Lara Croft? If not I will go for a bear.

Mayo is the Devils condiment.

Mayo can go burn in hell.

It is vile disgusting stuff.

So Shadowblade wants rain 24/7/365 does he?

Well that is simple to achieve just come and live in Britain as rain is the only weather we ever get.

What are ads when they are at home?

archizzy posted...

Had no idea what Big Red was and had to google it. It is listed as being Southern and dips into Kentucky and Indiana but it is mostly a regional Texas drink.

So yeah that one because most people won't know what it is and the description of the flavor and type of cream soda it is sounds gross to me.

Ditto same here but I used wikipedia.

I too voted for it because I had never heard of it.

Frostmourne posted...

Come on YOU people should know what big Red is. >__<

Tell me just how the fuck are people from The UK, Canada and even most of the US meant to know about a drink that is only sold in select parts of the US. Thats like the equivalent of me who lives in Scotland and meant to know about a drink that is only sold in Southern England.

Or me making this poll and putting down Barrs Irn-Bru. So next time make your polls with things we have all heard off.

To the ones saying Fanta. If was just the orange flavour I would agree with you but here in Britain we have a flavour of Fanta called Fruit Twist and it is a fantastic drink. I would miss it if Fanta was gone.

I absolutely despise apples. Horrible horrendous things.

Another fruit that should be banned which isn't on your list is Watermelons. Completely tasteless horrible fruit.

I was 14 in 1988/89 and the internet didn't exist back then.

Of course I do how else am I meant to make my coffee.

Yes I have had my morning coffee.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNEDoARuzxE

Whoever it was that came up with having this the song for the last level is a freaking genius and should be given a medal.

Rolling on floor laughing my head off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7SevXCAfZc

I have never read so much crap in my life. I see someone needs some maths lessons.

I have got news for you THERE WAS NO YEAR ZERO! You can't have a year zero! 1 Before Common Era was followed by 1 Common Era!

Oh and if I am not mistaken isn't 1+100=101 and 1+1000=1001!

So with that the 20th Century started in 1901 and the 21st Century started in 2001 which is also the year the third millennium Common Era started.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_zero

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6ubNqkhfVU

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheScrappy

I wasn't that much of a fan of him.

Who the utter fuck are Fran Drescher, Awkwafina, Patrick Warburton and H. Jon Benjamin when they are at home?

Fandom can go to hell!

They are an utter abomination that is stinking up the internet something rotten.

No hornyposting!

You do realize that doing this is now banned right?

I would dearly love to take part in the topic and post my favourites but I love it here so no can do as I do not want to be banned for hornyposting.

https://imgur.com/a/LYlyjDI

I think Mario is feeling horny!

Shoe: Clogs

Show: Star Trek Voyager

I have never heard of Fire Emblem.

The only experience with Final Fantasy I have had is the 20 minutes I played of FF VII on Xbox One before rage quitting.

Er that poll of the day is most definitely hornyposting. It must have been made before the ban and put in a queue (line) waiting to come out and only now it has come out despite the ban.

It is clear that DToast has one rule for the poll of the day and one rule for the rest of the website.

As for the topic not saying because I love it here and don't want to be banned for hornyposting.

Mr_Karate_II posted...

IV isn't the buggiest game but go off.

The reboot was trash and was poorly received.

Oh look is that all you can say?

Can't admit your lame miserable excuses can apply to a lot of the Saint's games eh?

Can't admit your just jumping on the "There is no Johnny Gatt so it now sucks" bandwagon eh?

Oh look you think it has a dumber story than Enter The Dominatrix or How The Saint's Saved Christmas? Er nope.

Give me my Boss, Neenah, Eli and Kevin any day over utter garbage like the one note boring as hell Johnny Gatt, and the rest of the pathetic Saints except for My female boss, Shaundi and Kinzie anyday.

Listen the game isn't flawless. I am furious at Volition who listend to the sadsacks that went "wahh we do not like humour in our games wahh take it out"! Or listening to all the speedrunners and making the level cap only 20! I mean what the bloody hell! 20 is fine for a small game like Gat Out Of Hell but not a game this size. Even level 50 was too small in The Third and IV. Having such a small level cap can make the rest of the game pointless as there is nothing to go for.

You musn't have played many games if you think this is the worst you have ever played.

The reboot is very good.

Mr_Karate_II posted...

Saints Row Reboot, between the stupid glitches, the sub par (in my opinion) voice acting and the dumb storyline, it was bad.

Rebooting a well loved franchise was a bad idea and poorly executed.

Thank you for the laugh.

So lets see now you didn't mind all the bugs and glitches that you got in the other Saint's Row games right? According to tvtropes Saint's Row IV is the most buggiest game there is. When I first played Saint's Row The Third Remastered the game crashed/froze up on me over 21 times. I was taking to saving every two minutes so I wouldn't loose everything. The game has never been patched fully. Where as in the reboot I have barley had any bugs or glitches.

Poor voice acting? Er nope. The voice acting was fine.

Dumb story? Oh really? So you think that storyline is dumber than the story of IV where The Zin take over and destroy Earth or the storyline of Gat Out Of Hell? Er nope. IV has the dumbest story in SR and Gat Out Of Hell gives it a run for it's money.

So er want to try again? The real reason none of you like it is because "Wahh they got rid of Johnny shitty Gat Wahh"!

Saint's Row reboot is a very good game.

Agreed somethong needs to be done about them.

For one of the few times ever I have Privacy Badger for Firefox desktop going completely nuts on this site where as in the past uBlock and Ad Block were enough.

It looks to me that Fandom has now added tracking ads to the site.

Trumpo posted...

If you smoke and open it up it's going to full nasty caked up shit

I smoke and like I said mine is almost 6 years old.

Mine is also covered in crumbs and coffee stains and it is still going strong.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/707dd2e5.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/b8a1a175.jpg
And what I need after seeing this abomination and desecration of the greatest video game character ever
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/2ddc1b0e.jpg
Who the hell came up with this crap?!

You must had had a really crappy Xbox One S or did something to facilitate is's demise.

I have an Xbox One S myself and in August I will have had it for 6 years and I use it everyday for hours on end.