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If America is already great why do we need to make it great again?

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Cluck.

BabyRoxann posted...

people are sharing ideas for torturing bees

Nah, that's not where it's at

Now wasps though, torturing them little shits man, they pretty much deserve it. Bunch of knife-ass little douchebags

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Cluck.

After Rain, how can anything still surprise y'all? Remember Rain?

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Cluck.

I mean if you put me in a jar and stuck me in your freezer I'd dive-bomb you too man

Bee was probably like "wtf man I was just minding my business and you come at me with this Saw bullshit"

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Cluck.

lmao this dude's fantasy is just walking through the store swinging on hats

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Cluck.

SolidShadow3 posted...

Hilarious. I am telling in the floor laughing this is so funny.

That's what TC tell himself everytime he posts.

What do you tell yourself when you post?

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Cluck.

Austin_Era_II posted...

Try to get a queen bee like jay z.

Ehh.... This:


When I can have this?


I'll take the regular bee. You can be all about that queen though.

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Cluck.

RedJackson posted...

@Chicken_Butt

... damn it lol

I looked at both of 'em

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Cluck.

Austin_Era_II posted...

Replying 3 times to your own topic? I'll be your friend (=

I'm good man, I'm gonna get a bee

Thanks for the offer though, I'll keep you in mind

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Cluck.

That's messed up. Little fuzzy bros gotta bee free! Taking them for a walk (flight? I have no answers) is one thing, you know, it's like taking your dog out for a walk.

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Cluck.

Why you gotta bee so rude?

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Cluck.

And it's you. You're the buzz cuz you got a bee and they don't. Fucking posers.

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Cluck.

People would be staring and you get to say shit like "what's the buzz cuz?"



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Cluck.

Austin_Era_II posted...

Save the bees, but wanna tie it up? They help with the food supply brah. What u doing is hurting my belly.

Why u gotta fuck with man's stomach????

Ain't gotta tie it tight. Be gentle with ya little bumble boi. Then after you walk you can untie him and let him do cool bee shit around the house while you're sitting around doing lame human stuff. Then you can let him go and he's back in the bee world kicking ass and smashing flowers

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Cluck.

or is he taking you for a flight?

smh science can't answer this shit

fucking paradox right here

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Cluck.

Save the bees is an awesome username. Bees fucking rule. Too bad that name's only gonna be associated with this mess now.

Dude I want a pet bee. I want to tie a string to him and take him on walks and shit. Let him bumble all up and down those flowers. Bees are dope.

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Cluck.

Hey, I'm a third party here. This is between you and pi, I'm just cheering y'all on. As for why you should care what pi wants, I have no idea. That's between you and God, so leave me and pi out of it.

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Cluck.

Steak egg n' cheese, my guy. Start that day off right, eat like three of them bitches, pump up that cholesterol, then chug a shitload of coffee and go to work so you can spend 10+ minutes on the clock with explosive diarrhea. Helllllll yeah.

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Cluck.

Eliza3 posted...

wait, who are you?

Somebody that wants to see you close that account.

viewmaster_pi posted...

i do nothing wrong

You're right, but that dude said they'd close their account if you did. Collateral damage hometown.

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Cluck.

How bout you both go? I'm down for that. Let's see it. Nut up or shut up.

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Cluck.

SolidShadow3 posted...

Simple, if we could just ask for our topics to disappear without trace by just asking, people would be able to get away with stuff like buttsniffing topics.

Real men don't need to get away with butt sniffing topics. Real men EMBRACE the butt sniffing.

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Cluck.

ox0shadow0xo posted...

We did have have an upvote system for a little while. But people complained and it got removed.

I don't even remember that, but makes sense that people complained.

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Cluck.

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Cluck.

Because, Trey. Some things just be what they be. You gotta let it go, aight? Just let it go bro.

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Cluck.

Fuck I just remembered what that's called. Double endtables.

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Cluck.

XboxLegendary posted...

Yeah, I get it.

But you don't like it? Man. Not a fan of double nintendos?

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Cluck.

Cheating and incest are two totally different things though, just in this case they happened to mix.

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Cluck.

Should raise the minimum age to 60 so you've already wasted most of your life by the time you can post here.

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Cluck.

MutantJohn posted...

Why is incest even illegal?

Because iPhone 7 loves paying higher taxes and helping these for-profit prisons soar.

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Cluck.

It's mostly bad tbh. Like, it's majority ads, and once you get past that it's news sites and social media pushing agendas and campaigning to destroy each other, then you get past that and it's sites like reddit where having the wrong opinion equals censorship. Keep digging and you find hole-in-the-wall sites like this one where it's so old and everyone's been here so long that everyone is just a dick to each other for fun. Go any further and you get to the real cesspool, and the fact that there's a real cesspool under all that bad shit is pretty scary when you think about it.

Like, if I were to put it into percentage form, I'd say the internet is like 83% bad, 17% good.

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Cluck.

Some of y'all never heard of GILFs? Come on son you gotta wreck that old house. It's a little shabby but the foundations are intact so you can SLAM alllllll day

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Cluck.

Yep. Put somebody behind a keyboard and all the racism and sexism and bullshit just comes flying out it's like a fucking reverse miracle or some shit

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Cluck.

What's wrong with crack snorter, man? I thought that was clever as fuck dude, you're hurting my feelings man.

Like, it's booty so you sniff the crack, but I said snort so it also has like a drug implication. It's one of those double nintendos or whatever it's called man.

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Cluck.

inb4gamefaqsimplementsupvotesdownvotesandpostawards

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Cluck.

Crono99 posted...

Like I said. It's legislated morality.

Well that shit needs to go, hometown. Don't need it. It holds this country back and puts the wrong people in prison, that shit is so dumb. It's 20-fucking-20, we're the most advanced species on this planet but we're still collectively dumb as bricks, how we even going to explain that to the alien overlords when they roll up? We're gonna miss out on tight space bling cause motherfuckers be tripping.

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Cluck.

How bout crack snorter?

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Cluck.

Zikten posted...

Well no law should be made cause of "eww" factors. I think it should be OK if

1. Its consensual
2. Everyone is over 18
3. Nobody gets pregnant

I mean, I'm not a fan of it but I agree. It doesn't really seem rational to throw people in jail over their own private business, even if it is disgusting, as long as it's between two consenting HUMAN adults. Throwing that in there cause some of y'all are weird.

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Cluck.

fohstick posted...

why is incest a crime again?

Because malformed babbeh. Other than that, it's just the 'eww' factor.

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Cluck.

Ving_Rhames posted...

Ronex was best gimmick

Dude, what the fuck was up with his massive delt on one side and nothing on the other though? That was so uncomfortable to look at.

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Cluck.

Soooo.... sniff any dominant female butts today?

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Cluck.

What? Why?

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Cluck.

They would get PMs from Duncan and Machete

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Cluck.

Cause the mods don't care. They're so fucking sick of you guys, you have no idea lol

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Cluck.

Didn't you get the memo that's been spread around here for years?

It's WOMEN'S fault these guys can't get women. Women are big old stupid meanie heads!

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Cluck.

FrankJaegr posted...

@Chicken_Butt



you got me good in the other topic :P

aw shit lol

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Cluck.

Jabodie posted...

Without a doubt. Nobody gave a single fuck back then. (Exaggeration obviously.)

lmao... nah dude. It's pretty much the same. Y'all were edgy kids and now you're edgy adults. Exact same shit.

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Cluck.

Smackems posted...

Wtf is happening

Same thing that's always happening here. Chode fight.

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Cluck.

Chicken_Butt posted...

Account bet. I won't be here to see if you honor it, but when I'm gone close yours too. Bet you won't.

Wait, I just realized they were calling me a see-you-next-tuesday. Walked right into that one.

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Cluck.