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TopicI am the genie of the lamp you get one wish.
Crystal_pony
12/27/18 5:52:13 PM
#63
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
I wish for the ability to take any wish anyone has ever wished for, either in the form stated in the wish or in the form of the results of the wish, including this one, as and anything not in this topic (which can be anything wished by anyone, real or fictional, in the history of the concept of wishing, and could be applied to a lack of concept of wishing should that come to pass or having ever had come to pass), and alter it in any in which I see fit and apply it in any way I see fit under any circumstances I see fit in any context I see fit without any limitations without or beyond any perceived laws of reality, factual or fictional.


Granted, the universe and cosmos ceases to exist.
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TopicI am the genie of the lamp you get one wish.
Crystal_pony
12/27/18 4:26:32 PM
#61
catboy0_0 posted...
I wish that you be destroyed forever! Muahahaha


Granted, however your destroyed as well and the Doge reigns over the world.

PleaseClap posted...
I wish that we could be friends


Granted however you lose all sense of self and do everything I say.

SkittyOnWailord posted...
I wish TC was a free genie.


Granted, however skitty can't breed with Wailord anymore.
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TopicI am the genie of the lamp you get one wish.
Crystal_pony
12/27/18 4:22:38 PM
#60
OpShaft posted...
Infinite wishes with no strings attached or negative side effects.

I'm sure I forgot something


Granted, every wish you ask for now cost 1 trillion dollars AND 1 year of your life.
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TopicI am the genie of the lamp you get one wish.
Crystal_pony
12/27/18 4:09:59 PM
#55
FortuneCookie posted...
Crystal_pony posted...
FortuneCookie posted...
I wish to be sexy.


Granted... every guy and girl now gets naked around... and I mean every guy and girl.


Only the adult ones though, right?

nope... all every age
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TopicI am the genie of the lamp you get one wish.
Crystal_pony
12/27/18 2:56:07 PM
#53
mrstcloud1138 posted...
I take mine back since it wasalready taken.

I wish for one of those hot 30000 dollar sex robots in mint condition.


Granted, however you no longer want sex with any one or anything... forever
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TopicI am the genie of the lamp you get one wish.
Crystal_pony
12/27/18 2:55:24 PM
#52
FortuneCookie posted...
I wish to be sexy.


Granted... every guy and girl now gets naked around... and I mean every guy and girl.
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TopicI am the genie of the lamp you get one wish.
Crystal_pony
12/27/18 11:10:53 AM
#46
PoopPotato posted...
I wish for a monthly direct deposit of $10,000 into my bank account.


Granted however you are arrested for money laundering. and your assets are frozen... forever
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TopicI am the genie of the lamp you get one wish.
Crystal_pony
12/27/18 10:33:56 AM
#44
magical bump
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TopicI am the genie of the lamp you get one wish.
Crystal_pony
12/27/18 5:17:22 AM
#43
AdviceMan posted...
I wish for the ability to alter reality as I see fit.


Granted but it's only to Barney and My little pony.

Acceptance posted...
I wish for Vegy to talk normally

Granted, everyone now talks like Vegy.
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TopicI am the genie of the lamp you get one wish.
Crystal_pony
12/27/18 5:16:11 AM
#42
averagejoel posted...
I wish for a tasty sandwich


Granted but everything else you eat tastes like crap.

OwlRammer posted...
I wish for another, sexier girl genie


Granted however she's my wife and 1000x worse.

Oldin posted...
i want a bigger earth of my own


Granted however your crushed by it's gravity.

GameGodOfAll posted...
I wish someone would quote me on CE.

Granted, however all posts are you being quoted.

RiderofHogs posted...
I wish to be a free genie.


Granted, however your now stuck as a captive person.
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TopicI am the genie of the lamp you get one wish.
Crystal_pony
12/27/18 5:13:13 AM
#41
Lairen posted...
I wish for another genie in a lamp that doesnt f*** me when i make a wish.

Granted, but everyone else fucks you over.

samurai bandit posted...
I wish that the wishes cannot end up with a bad twist, including mine.

Then get a friend to wish something good for both of us.


Granted, Your friend however royally fucks you over...several times

Distant_Rainbow posted...
I wish you won't grant this wish.


Granted, however you get lost n a temporal vortex.

SH_expert44 posted...
I wish that Damn Daniel would have a happy life


Granted, however it's with you.
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TopicI am the genie of the lamp you get one wish.
Crystal_pony
12/26/18 10:44:23 PM
#25
gatorsPENSbucs posted...
Yo I wish for this genie to go back in his lamp and however these nuts.


Granted however I pop right out and those nuts are now being attacked by a thousand squirrels.
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TopicI am the genie of the lamp you get one wish.
Crystal_pony
12/26/18 10:39:02 PM
#23
Hairistotle posted...
Crystal_pony posted...
Granted, however a random passerby revives you to full health immediately.

yo this genie f***in SUX


PleaseClap posted...
Crystal_pony posted...
PleaseClap posted...
Turn me into a woman


Granted, however everyone still sees you as a guy.


So nothing changes. Goddammit


your wish was granted
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TopicI am the genie of the lamp you get one wish.
Crystal_pony
12/26/18 10:34:15 PM
#20
gatorsPENSbucs posted...
The next winning lottery numbers.

Hairistotle posted...
i wish for the sweet embrace of death

Damn, thats not cool.

Good job Pony.


Granted, however you lose the winning lotto ticket, and it's the highest jackpot ever.

PleaseClap posted...
Turn me into a woman


Granted, however everyone still sees you as a guy.

neverwin posted...
I wish for an axe murderer


Granted, however his axe is made of rubber, and he's secretly a nice guy.

SocialistGamer posted...
I wish for peace between all the multi-verses that may exist!


Granted your the only thing that exsist now.
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TopicI am the genie of the lamp you get one wish.
Crystal_pony
12/26/18 10:29:06 PM
#15
NOM posted...
can I have a wish do over pls

Granted however you lose the most dearest thing in your life.

Hairistotle posted...
i wish for the sweet embrace of death

Granted, however a random passerby revives you to full health immediately.
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TopicI am the genie of the lamp you get one wish.
Crystal_pony
12/26/18 10:26:05 PM
#11
Ray_Dorset posted...
I wish I could go back in time and fix the issues in my marriage


Granted, Your Wife is now happy with you, however she doesn't let you play video games, watch tv, or anything else with out her supervising you
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TopicI am the genie of the lamp you get one wish.
Crystal_pony
12/26/18 10:21:52 PM
#8
sktgamer_13dude posted...
I wish for infinite wishes.


see above
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TopicI am the genie of the lamp you get one wish.
Crystal_pony
12/26/18 10:21:05 PM
#7
SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
I wish for an infinite amount of wishes


Granted, for each wish now cost you 1 trillion dollars.
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TopicI am the genie of the lamp you get one wish.
Crystal_pony
12/26/18 10:20:13 PM
#6
Alakazamtrainer posted...
I wish for a billion dollars.


Granted you are crushed to death by the weight of a billion dollars.

NOM posted...
I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish


Granted. however the fish kills you instead.
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TopicI am the genie of the lamp you get one wish.
Crystal_pony
12/26/18 10:18:23 PM
#1
Use it wisely
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TopicWho was the best Star Trek Captain? (Spoilers for all Star Trek series)
Crystal_pony
08/20/18 12:19:36 AM
#5
@kuwab0 posted...
Who the hell voted Janeway


Janewho?
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TopicPick One: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9
Crystal_pony
08/05/18 11:32:50 PM
#41
Zurkon posted...
Alakazamtrainer posted...
@Zurkon posted...
3

Nice


I have to ask why is it nice.

Kinky sex with a cute guy. Dont get wrong it, it sucks that we lost the key in our drunken lust but Im sure well figure out how to get them off when were done.


well that's Johnny rapid I'm sure sex is always on his mind >.>
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TopicPick One: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9
Crystal_pony
08/05/18 10:45:30 PM
#33
lol
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TopicChris Music Mafia 2: Consequences
Crystal_pony
08/05/18 2:46:48 PM
#371
I'm sorry for interrupting, but if Zam is being Modkilled for not "Playing to win," then the hosts view of such is exceedingly narrow. Mafia claiming like that is in fact "playing to win." Mafia is considered a team play, rather the individual play that is town. So him claiming is considered taking one for the team. Sadly, people don't considered it as such. As he pointed out, his treatment in this game was horrible, he was mocked, bullied horribly, then called various forms of stupid (in a lot of cases a few people would moderated for flaming). After seeing this, I wouldn't play here, to many people are full of themselves.

Again sorry for interrupting, however this game has gotten that bad.
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TopicPick One: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9
Crystal_pony
08/05/18 2:38:36 PM
#27
4. Well considering who he is, I guess it would be considered a win
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