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TopicDonna or Jackie?
DrProfessor
09/15/17 3:27:45 AM
#3
SmokeMassTree posted...
Donna is too much man for me

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TopicDo you like waffles?
DrProfessor
09/15/17 3:26:58 AM
#2
I do. What's more, I like being asked if I like waffles. And since I'm currently eating a waffle; it's a double win for me.

Although spoiler alert: I'm not actually eating a waffle.
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TopicWell. I definitely just got spanked by a stranger.
DrProfessor
09/14/17 5:49:40 PM
#289
Panthera posted...
Does DrProfessor imply that you are well educated in the field of being a professor, or that you are a well educated person whose name happens to be "Professor"
Can't it be both?
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TopicWell. I definitely just got spanked by a stranger.
DrProfessor
09/14/17 5:37:52 PM
#286
Panthera posted...
I left before we found out a lot of people on CE don't realize their internet connection has more reliable sources of pictures of women than asking you
Yes but does this internet thing have pictures of women that enjoy being spanked!?

I think not!
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TopicSo the Stephen King IT movie won't even have the sex orgy scene?
DrProfessor
09/14/17 10:48:50 AM
#121
Mberer posted...
refmon posted...
Dammit that was missing from the old one and you would think they could at least insinuate or hint that it was going to happen without showing anything in this one.

You're sick
Agreed
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TopicPotD is largely immunized against me.
DrProfessor
09/13/17 5:43:20 PM
#26
DukeRaouI posted...
I like Balor. Go get'em, tiger!
You're instructing the individual who's now banned to "go get em"?
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TopicPotD is largely immunized against me.
DrProfessor
09/13/17 5:21:14 PM
#22
What on earth did he do to get banned so quickly?
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TopicDo girls still wear pantyhose?
DrProfessor
09/13/17 8:16:24 AM
#43
lorekai posted...
I wear them quite frequently, I've got scars on my legs that I don't like showing clearly, and while I found a brand that works for me, for the most part they are pretty uncomfortable.
That's pretty hot. You've earned my respect.

Sorry they're uncomfortable tho.
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DrProfessor
09/13/17 3:50:21 AM
#2
Nobody cares
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TopicDo girls still wear pantyhose?
DrProfessor
09/12/17 11:52:58 PM
#35
Doctor Foxx posted...
DrProfessor posted...
All I'm saying is, you're obviously lonely. I seen you make date topics before. Don't chase opportunities away till you end up screwing yourself over.

You may have seen me make one or two nearly a year ago. My first time back on the dating market in ages and being wowed with modern dating. The date topics I'm known for are the girl advice ones

DrProfessor posted...
So... she's a lesbian?

It's almost like there's something between gay and straight, what could that be
You do you Doc.
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TopicDo girls still wear pantyhose?
DrProfessor
09/12/17 11:30:10 PM
#32
Molitheus posted...
DrProfessor posted...
Doctor Foxx posted...
DrProfessor posted...
You don't gotta try so hard to be all feministy and stuff. Like, instead of tryna change the world, just be a good person.

Don't turn everything into a battle. P.S. leg hair on a girl is freakin gross. Don't do that either. Blech.

Well I do the good person thing generally. But the secret is that people that are totally put off by those things aren't going to be people I want to try and attract. So it doesn't really matter either way
You're your own worst enemy Doc, and you don't even realize it. You convince yourself that you don't care what guys think, and then you hate yourself when you do. That can't be a fun way to live.

Maybe she's not looking to attract guys? Has that occurred to you?
So... she's a lesbian?
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TopicDo girls still wear pantyhose?
DrProfessor
09/12/17 11:29:28 PM
#31
Doctor Foxx posted...
DrProfessor posted...
You're your own worst enemy Doc, and you don't even realize it. You convince yourself that you don't care what guys think, and then you hate yourself when you do. That can't be a fun way to live.

Eh? I just don't want to be with anyone that wants me to be a different person (or someone that disagrees or feels bothered with how I conduct myself). Being with someone that's controlling of you sucks. Not sure where you're getting the self hate.
All I'm saying is, you're obviously lonely. I seen you make date topics before. Don't chase opportunities away till you end up screwing yourself over.
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TopicDo girls still wear pantyhose?
DrProfessor
09/12/17 11:16:53 PM
#27
Doctor Foxx posted...
DrProfessor posted...
You don't gotta try so hard to be all feministy and stuff. Like, instead of tryna change the world, just be a good person.

Don't turn everything into a battle. P.S. leg hair on a girl is freakin gross. Don't do that either. Blech.

Well I do the good person thing generally. But the secret is that people that are totally put off by those things aren't going to be people I want to try and attract. So it doesn't really matter either way
You're your own worst enemy Doc, and you don't even realize it. You convince yourself that you don't care what guys think, and then you hate yourself when you do. That can't be a fun way to live.
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TopicDo girls still wear pantyhose?
DrProfessor
09/12/17 11:04:55 PM
#24
Doctor Foxx posted...
DrProfessor posted...
Doctor Foxx posted...
DrProfessor posted...
You must be real popular with men.

You say that like I care what most men think or want their approval and that's cute :3
You think I'm cute!? :D

Huzzah! I still got it!

Sweet now come stroke my leg hair and head stubble
You don't gotta try so hard to be all feministy and stuff. Like, instead of tryna change the world, just be a good person.

Don't turn everything into a battle. P.S. leg hair on a girl is freakin gross. Don't do that either. Blech.
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TopicDo girls still wear pantyhose?
DrProfessor
09/12/17 10:39:29 PM
#19
Doctor Foxx posted...
DrProfessor posted...
You must be real popular with men.

You say that like I care what most men think or want their approval and that's cute :3
You think I'm cute!? :D

Huzzah! I still got it!
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TopicDo girls still wear pantyhose?
DrProfessor
09/12/17 10:34:58 PM
#16
Doctor Foxx posted...
DrProfessor posted...
Doctor Foxx posted...
It's like wearing oddly slippery really tight undergarment that goes from your toes to your hips. It doesn't feel good. And you can snag it on something like a fingernail or toenail add your putting it on and then you're out ten bucks for new hose

All in all it sucks to wear
Yeah but girls look hot in em. Not skanky hot, but sophisticated hot.
Like in that show mad men. Women look real classy in it.

Yeah and? Lots of things women do to look presentable are uncomfortable if not painful and damaging. Women don't have to wear skirts or dresses at work as a requirement any longer unlike Mad Men.
You must be real popular with men.
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TopicDo girls still wear pantyhose?
DrProfessor
09/12/17 10:20:31 PM
#14
Doctor Foxx posted...
It's like wearing oddly slippery really tight undergarment that goes from your toes to your hips. It doesn't feel good. And you can snag it on something like a fingernail or toenail add your putting it on and then you're out ten bucks for new hose

All in all it sucks to wear
Yeah but girls look hot in em. Not skanky hot, but sophisticated hot.
Like in that show mad men. Women look real classy in it.
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TopicWell. I definitely just got spanked by a stranger.
DrProfessor
09/12/17 10:13:33 PM
#277
LittleRoyal posted...
Okay this thread has reached its upper limit it's been an expirience
I thought threads go to 500?
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TopicDo girls still wear pantyhose?
DrProfessor
09/12/17 10:08:37 PM
#10
TheWorstPoster posted...
Foppe posted...
Why would it be uncomfortable?


The tight material running up the legs, snagging on any sharp things, and I how it feels.
It's weird that you know how that feels.
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TopicDo girls still wear pantyhose?
DrProfessor
09/12/17 3:25:08 PM
#1
Or are they totally obsolete now?
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Topicits 2017 and people still hate on pop punk
DrProfessor
09/12/17 3:09:23 PM
#23
gafemaqs posted...
DrProfessor posted...
gafemaqs posted...
Pop punk? That's a contradiction.

It really isn't. As someone that played in a pop punk band and prefers punk/pop punk to any other genres, punk already used pop chord progressions from the start. That's why doo-wop songs instantly become punk when sped up. Case in point:


If it uses a pop music chord progression, it's not far removed from pop in the first place. Proof: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/I–V–vi–IV_progression
That's why the whole punk vs pop punk debate was ridiculous to begin with. The Ramones used the same exact chord progressions Blink-182 uses to this day.
@gafemaqs

But doesn't all that go out the window when you consider pop and punk stand for two very different things?

EDIT: sorry. I misunderstood what you asked. Just forget the name pop and what it stands for. Basically the pop in the title is there because the message is especially appealing to young people.

Original post:

But do they? Both stand for not fitting in. Punk in culture as a whole, pop punk in youth culture. Both are about being rejected and celebrating how different you are from them.

It's just that in punk, "them" usually means the government, or the status quo. But in pop punk, it could mean pretty girls, your parents, the cops, and the government too. Pop punk is just more inclusive, but both began as a celebration of youth culture and the "us vs. them" mentality.

Punk will always be about being different.
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Topicits 2017 and people still hate on pop punk
DrProfessor
09/12/17 2:59:57 PM
#21
gafemaqs posted...
Pop punk? That's a contradiction.

It really isn't. As someone that played in a pop punk band and prefers punk/pop punk to any other genres, punk already used pop chord progressions from the start. That's why doo-wop songs instantly become punk when sped up. Case in point:


If it uses a pop music chord progression, it's not far removed from pop in the first place. Proof: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/I–V–vi–IV_progression
That's why the whole punk vs pop punk debate was ridiculous to begin with. The Ramones used the same exact chord progressions Blink-182 uses to this day.
@gafemaqs
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Topicits 2017 and people still hate on pop punk
DrProfessor
09/12/17 2:52:35 PM
#17
Doe posted...
Is A Day to Remember considered Pop Punk
When they started they were considered Pop Punk (and yes they still are), but there's an actual name for that genre now:

Melodic Hardcore

Stuff like Chunk No Captain Chunk, Four Year Strong, etc.

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TopicWell. I definitely just got spanked by a stranger.
DrProfessor
09/12/17 2:40:05 PM
#259
Foppe posted...
Will you guys stop if I spank you?
Maybe if you spank her.
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TopicWell. I definitely just got spanked by a stranger.
DrProfessor
09/12/17 2:35:45 PM
#257
LittleRoyal posted...
Aww that sucks :)
Can you at least DESCRIBE your figure? Cmon ya gotta give us something. Lol
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TopicA person with little to no body fat won't float in water
DrProfessor
09/12/17 2:24:37 PM
#6
Sylph posted...
I don't think you understand the floating that IT was talking about. Maybe you should rewatch the first movie again.
I never seen either. Nor did I research what I just said before I said it.
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TopicA person with little to no body fat won't float in water
DrProfessor
09/12/17 2:19:36 PM
#1
Which means IT was lying.

Not everyone will float too.
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Topicits 2017 and people still hate on pop punk
DrProfessor
09/12/17 6:50:44 AM
#9
NibeIungsnarf posted...
Imaging being so stuck up your own bunghole that you expect people to have a clue what pop punk is, let alone hate on it.
Can't tell if you're really old or really young.
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Topicits 2017 and people still hate on pop punk
DrProfessor
09/12/17 6:48:25 AM
#7
_Reivax_ posted...
DrProfessor posted...
I love pop punk. Seeing neck deep in Feb. Screw the haters.

Haha, its actually funny how people address pop punk as green day and blink 182 only.
I'm a fan of all the above. From 90's guys like mxpx and Lagwagon, to current wave like Wonder Years and Four Year Strong.

#PopPunksNotDead
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TopicI sense a fishy smell in my room at times.
DrProfessor
09/12/17 6:37:11 AM
#10
Dash_Harber posted...
DrProfessor posted...
Tell your girlfriend to take a shower.


Damnit. Came in to say mom.
Honestly mom is better. Wish I'd thought of that.
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TopicBully Kill My Bus Driver
DrProfessor
09/12/17 6:31:05 AM
#7
This topic is going places.
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TopicI find the weirdest shit on the internet
DrProfessor
09/12/17 6:28:17 AM
#4
Speaking of s***

Same dude made this one.
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TopicI sense a fishy smell in my room at times.
DrProfessor
09/12/17 6:15:47 AM
#8
Tell your girlfriend to take a shower.
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TopicWell. I definitely just got spanked by a stranger.
DrProfessor
09/12/17 6:14:41 AM
#244
Foppe posted...
DrProfessor posted...
@LittleRoyal what about a pic where your face is cropped out and you're holding a sign? At least then we'll know for sure you're a dame.


Because it is totally impossible for a guy to trap, and then we are back at demanding more pics to prove that she is really a girl or not and how cute she is.
Hmm... yeah fair enough. Didn't think of that.
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Topicits 2017 and people still hate on pop punk
DrProfessor
09/12/17 6:09:54 AM
#5
Good stuff

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Topic$1million but you will be woken up 6 am every day by this lady
DrProfessor
09/12/17 5:58:10 AM
#6
She has 400 songs on iTunes? People spend money to hear that!?

Also she looks like my therapist.
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Topicits 2017 and people still hate on pop punk
DrProfessor
09/12/17 5:54:44 AM
#2
I love pop punk. Seeing neck deep in Feb. Screw the haters.
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TopicWho here wants to pretend marry me?
DrProfessor
09/12/17 5:53:45 AM
#5
The_Doge posted...
TpVQKPt

Didn't we already date in high school? Sorry, no ex-girlfriends.
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TopicApparently, I'm next on a serial killer's hit list
DrProfessor
09/12/17 5:51:37 AM
#3
I can't help but feel like they coulda left your pants on for that...
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TopicWho here wants to pretend marry me?
DrProfessor
09/12/17 5:49:40 AM
#3
Kisai posted...
Are you picky about appearance? I mean, you don't mind if your wife looks like a crossdressing guy, do you?
Hmm... I'll have to discuss it with the event coordinator, but I can't promise you won't be docked a candy bar for the inconvenience.
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TopicNephews outside my room sound like demon children playing
DrProfessor
09/12/17 5:47:44 AM
#6
FF_Redux posted...
https://clyp.it/3tyk5d10

Fucking screaming for no reason.

And when they get mad, sad, tantrum they scream even louder and worse

They are brothers, 5 and 3 years.
A-are they murdering each other?
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TopicWho here wants to pretend marry me?
DrProfessor
09/12/17 5:45:26 AM
#1
Just for the weekend. I invited all my friends over and told them I'm a wealthy Canadian Prince who married the Queen of Germany. So I just need you to pretend you're of billionaire European royal descent for two days.

We'll hang some Canadian flags around the giant mansion I stole- I mean "borrowed" from Ridley Scott, and I'll need you to help me spray paint a goat purple (more on that later) for a staged recreation of our original wedding ceremony.

The job pays three candy bars an hour.
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TopicUh, so apparently I'm on a "hit list".
DrProfessor
09/12/17 5:32:37 AM
#19
Sleeping Dogs was a really good game.
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TopicPrickly muffin
DrProfessor
09/12/17 3:38:58 AM
#1
It's ready for stuffin'
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TopicWell. I definitely just got spanked by a stranger.
DrProfessor
09/12/17 12:18:03 AM
#237
@LittleRoyal what about a pic where your face is cropped out and you're holding a sign? At least then we'll know for sure you're a dame.
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TopicOMG having your period totally sucks
DrProfessor
09/12/17 12:06:19 AM
#21
Usually chicks are more private with stuff like this...
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TopicThis is one hell of a moderation
DrProfessor
09/11/17 5:30:04 PM
#59
CedarPointcp posted...
TheCyborgNinja posted...


Because why not?

did hilary clinton really make that face or was the video like photoshopped? I don't remember seeing it
It's amazing. I can't stop watching it.
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TopicThis is one hell of a moderation
DrProfessor
09/11/17 5:18:00 PM
#54
MasterGakke posted...
I vote we ignore the context since it hinders the narrative.
Was the context him saying something about 9/11?
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TopicCan you do me a favor?
DrProfessor
09/11/17 3:46:44 PM
#2
I'll try. But it's a tall order and we barely know each other.
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TopicThis is one hell of a moderation
DrProfessor
09/11/17 3:42:27 PM
#46
MICHALECOLE posted...
Did the moderation team answer you back yet?
Yeah I hate football but I'm interested in whether or not he wins the dispute.
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