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| Topic | I'm almost 32 and still virgin |
| DrYuya 09/08/18 10:53:22 PM #42 | I used my hand and/or pillow for so many years...got married eventually though and had sex...now days though I prefer going with the hand/pillow again tbh Sex IS overrated...or at least it is in 90% of cases. Unless you're dating, and yourself are that supermodel with flawless technique and willingness to try new things constantly its normally such a hassle...and the pay off at the end is exactly the same as what your hand would gave done anyway. --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | Movie trilogy ranks |
| DrYuya 09/08/18 10:47:09 PM #15 | I did movies and games and ignored the specific trilogy rules somewhat because I'm classless and do what I want in threads where following the rules is kind of important. 1>2>3 Shrek (first three movies), PS2 GTAs (for thier time at least, not a huge discernible difference though), Donkey Kong Country...many other things go here by nature 1>3>2 Iron Man Trilogy, Cars, Halo? (Cant remember well but seem to remember liking first and third) 2>1>3 Star Wars Original Trilogy, I also think Toy story belong here, First Three Smash Brothers 2>3>1 Nolans Batman trilogy 3>1>2 Thor Movies, NES Mario's 3>2>1 The Witcher Series, Lord of The Rings, The Sims --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | Man that killed a toddler gets brutally beaten in prison |
| DrYuya 09/08/18 9:51:43 AM #62 | I'm only angry that he wasn't beaten to death...they should have finished the job really --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | Would you stop using the internet for a week for 50 dollars? |
| DrYuya 09/07/18 3:07:43 PM #25 | Take away the job aspect (allow me to use it for work) And add a zero I still wouldnt do it... --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | Man that killed a toddler gets brutally beaten in prison |
| DrYuya 09/07/18 3:02:22 PM #4 | Mead posted... They probably should have had him separated from the general population given how predictable attacks like this can be, but its hard to have any sympathy towards him given what he did to that poor kid Nah things are good as is --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | Fat people are objectively worse than thin people. |
| DrYuya 09/07/18 12:54:40 PM #1 | Sit beside one on an airplane Take the next elevator when four of them take up all the available space. Walk behind one in a thin hallway when you're in a rush. Have one delay your amusement park ride so they can get booted off for safety reasons. Date one and have sex with them. Then come back and tell me how wrong I am. --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | Do gamers actually hate women in games? |
| DrYuya 09/06/18 7:51:32 AM #44 | I liked when they sexualize women in games. I'd play them all day long. It just sucked when they started shoehorning the fuglies in there, and asking us to like it just as much. --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | The Rock and Shawn Michaels |
| DrYuya 09/03/18 6:00:35 PM #5 | Rumor was Shawns Kliq tried to derail the Rocks success multiple times and Dwayne simply didn't like Shawn because of this Of course its always just rumors but given that Shawn pretty much did this kind of stuff to EVERYONE and so many wrestlers have attested to his dickishness over time, I see no reason not to find it credible. --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | Why can't we ask the Chinese to help us build The Wall? |
| DrYuya 08/27/18 4:29:49 PM #24 | We should build a wall IN PLACE of Mexico. Yes cover the whole mess with wall. --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | Don't you think Demi Lovato is a spoiled valley girl? |
| DrYuya 08/27/18 4:26:07 PM #6 | I'd spoil her valley, yes --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | He doesn't know what color the American flag should be. |
| DrYuya 08/27/18 12:11:40 AM #14 | Wow...coloring for fun without caring for 100% accuracy in a grade school coloring project is completely a no go as an option huh? --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | Have you seen crazy rich asians? |
| DrYuya 08/26/18 9:23:55 PM #6 | Yeah Asians being doctors and making money and Gold Diggers etc like you'd expect. I also heard there's a movie about it! --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | How should The Big Bang Theory end? |
| DrYuya 08/26/18 1:05:47 AM #17 | Thanos with the Infinity Gauntlet, to make the ending perfectly balanced. As all things should be. --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | I'm so excited for Assassin's Creed Odyssey! |
| DrYuya 08/25/18 8:40:45 PM #3 | It's time to jump down in the hay Jump down it's okay! Jump down and your cares will go away! Oh! Let's do the Odyssey! --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | $10,000.... but mosquitoes suddenly go instinct |
| DrYuya 08/23/18 1:48:38 PM #62 | Yeah the average human just cant see past the idea that Mosquitos/Ebola etc are all "bad" because they kill people. Like seriously what the hell? We arent hurting for people in this world last I checked...the species will be fine. Why is human death a thing that's so freaking taboo to us that we're always so cool with screwing over anything else at our own expense? --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | Do you think it sounds cool to work at a big amusement park? |
| DrYuya 08/23/18 1:42:03 PM #27 | I hate going to "amusement" parks (though theres very literally NOTHING amusing about standing in a line for and hour for a 2 minute ride) ...the idea of working at one...well I guess you dont have to work if you agree to be homeless or if you kill yourself...both outcomes would be preferable...no sarcasm --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | Gamer who DUMPED the WORLD'S SEXIEST GIRL has LOST Call Of Duty Championships!!! |
| DrYuya 08/23/18 6:15:25 AM #16 | This is dumb and irrelevant at every level. They're both good looking , and both will probably be dating again by the time I write this...and will probably break up with the people they're dating now as well before moving on. They are also both young and playing the field...were very unlikely to marry even without CoD being involved. It's not the big deal this story makes it out to be. And yeah it was his career. But even if it wasn't...and even assuming the remote chance CoD was really all it was about and nothing else...this is still something that never should have been news to begin with. Two people break up...wow --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | Favorite Disney Princess? |
| DrYuya 08/17/18 11:28:20 PM #17 | People think Vanellope gets overlooked too much? What about Kida, Nala, Eilonway, Dot, and Faline? Completely overlooked. --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | Thicc girls |
| DrYuya 08/17/18 11:21:52 PM #13 | Thicc is technically not fat and is actually an achievable and sexy look for certain girls with the right genetics and work out plan. That said, just like any term before it that was used to describe women of the type (curvaceous, etc)...the women who are just complete fatties have tried to appropriate it and claim it's a term describing them...so I'm sure before too long none of this will matter anyway. For the record, Ivy Valentine is Thicc, Melissa McCarthy is just fat. Again, not that anyone will care when the terms been stolen to promote another "everybodies beautiful" agenda --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | Ross is the ducking worst. Why do people like Friends anyway? |
| DrYuya 08/07/18 4:50:36 PM #20 | Ross is a Hollywood nerd though. So still relatively attractive and able to speak eloquently...plus bangs hot women in many episodes including a young Jen Anniston. He just has a dorky job really and that supposedly makes him a complete dork? The job he has...has a huge success in and probably makes a lot if money and hes a 30 something at this point not a high school student...so literally every measure of success for his age hes achieved and surpassed... But...hollywood nerd --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | NYT hired a racist, claimed it's okay because she's asian, and whitey started it |
| DrYuya 08/04/18 7:33:35 AM #61 | Two Wongs don't make a right. They make dog stew. --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | How much money have you personally spent on Steam? |
| DrYuya 08/02/18 3:08:48 PM #38 | Theres always the one guy in these topics who thinks everyone should punish themselves and actually spend money on a dumb physical disc. --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | what was the movie where john travolta played a drunk angel |
| DrYuya 08/01/18 1:57:35 PM #12 | I dont think that was any role, you probably just saw him on the street and thought it was a movie? --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | my son likes men in black II over the original |
| DrYuya 07/30/18 4:35:42 PM #8 | LaggnFragnLarry posted... i wonder if they will do an all women reboot Women on Black movies happen all the time. I dont get the allure honestly but they're out there. --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | if you had a daughter that got you killed |
| DrYuya 07/29/18 3:06:24 PM #17 | I don't forgive my daughter for talking too loudly or not finishing all her food as is, so I'm thinking no. I'm not a bad father, she's just a little horrible hateful piece of crap...so I often find myself pissed at her for everything bad in life, that's all. --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | No losing on purpose to the kids option? |
| DrYuya 07/29/18 9:44:22 AM #3 | ParanoidObsessive posted... No one actually does that. It's just the psychological defense mechanism people resort to once they realize they've just been beaten by someone a fraction of their age, and they are suddenly confronted by the ice cold bite of their own mortality. Yes my kid walking himself off the stage in Smash Brothers (even despite my pleading to him to throw some hits) had my number the entire time, I am glad though I have my defense mechanism in place to deal with such monstrous opponents. --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | For the life of me I can't understand why someone would abandon their dog |
| DrYuya 07/29/18 9:42:13 AM #14 | I can see immediate advantages right away to just dumping them. No wasting time on ads etc Plus if you go the official route it's harder to sell the "dog just ran away" story to your kids and wife...ads and calls from unknown people beforehand might cause suspicion. Hell, thinking about doing it any other way honestly just hurts me physically to even think about...makes me tired. --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | No losing on purpose to the kids option? |
| DrYuya 07/29/18 9:39:05 AM #1 | I was up at 5 am fretting over this. Why is this option not on the poll? It's the most logical and reasonable excuse for losing to someone on purpose. Helping your six year old build a little confidence and enjoy video games more at no real cost to yourself. And yet, only dumb options that silly college kids would think of...losing to friends dates etc. --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | I'm going to Hungary tomorrow |
| DrYuya 07/28/18 9:56:20 AM #14 | Just go eat Turkey if you get Hungary, don't forget to add Greece! Also, eat all the Jews. Not part of the joke, but...just do it please. --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | So there's this new movie that just came out that you're super excited for... |
| DrYuya 07/27/18 11:27:28 PM #13 | For everyone so damn worried about going to the theater alone I have questions How many people do you make a point to notice and judge (mentally or verbally) when you see that they've come to the theater alone? Do you even notice at all? And if you actually do notice do you immediately peg them as a loser who's single for life no exceptions? And do you have kids? Because...god, just the idea of the idea of the sliver of hope that I one day may have the free time needed to actually go to a theater by myself sometimes and watch any movie rated PG-13 or higher only makes me happy. I'd imagine you haven't had the pleasure yet of dragging your little jerks along with you everywhere all the time if you think solitude in the theater is such a bad deal. Honestly, I'd love to have your problem actually. --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | Demi Lovato is ill :-( |
| DrYuya 07/27/18 1:33:42 PM #24 | Have to be so careful on gamefaqs... where making a post about something apparently to some equates to having even a sliver of caring about that thing. Cause nobody ever just makes offhand remarks cause thier bored at work and this may be the most interesting thing they see amongst a whole lot of boring shit... Me personally, I'll say I care just enough to make the comment that I dont care about anyone's addiction "problem", rich or poor...and also dont care about how out if thier own control they believe it to be. And I take Ivan Dragos stance on what it means if they die from it. --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | Here are Sony's new DIVERSE CHARLIE'S ANGELS in the REBOOT!! Who's the HOTTEST? |
| DrYuya 07/27/18 11:26:55 AM #23 | Nade Duck posted... how is two white chicks more diverse than two white chicks though Asians never count, generally speaking they handle race stuff with grace and the realization they can and have made thier own culture and media for themselves...and made it work. The races that whine about inclusion are most often just the ones that cant do a thing for themselves and find bitching at white people to give them thier culture to be so much easier. And it's worked I guess so hard to blame them? --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | Here are Sony's new DIVERSE CHARLIE'S ANGELS in the REBOOT!! Who's the HOTTEST? |
| DrYuya 07/27/18 9:00:07 AM #18 | Kristen Stewart can say "um...uh" and flick her hair around like a pro I'd like to see anyone else ever do that --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | La-Mulana 2 will be launching next month if nothing bad happens |
| DrYuya 07/26/18 6:25:46 PM #3 | I thought Mulan was already Mexican I didnt know they had to change the title just because of that. --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
| Topic | 1980s = Die Hard. 1990s = Terminator 2. 2000s = Casino Royale |
| DrYuya 07/24/18 7:58:54 PM #7 | Which year was Speed again? I always think if it when "action movie" comes to mind --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. |
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