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EternalMelodies posted...

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Then Kate Upton can have my cream filled popsicle anytime she wants.

XD

What? Like you wouldn't let her have yours ;)
I mean, hey, who am I to deny her urges for cream filled popsicles?!

Then Kate Upton can have my cream filled popsicle anytime she wants.

That girl can have my popsicle anytime she wants. And my cream, but it'll be warm, not ice.

Words should never escalate to violence.

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MICHALCOLE posted...

Holy fuck he got straight fucked up.

What is the point of being outwardly homophobic like that? What was the best case scenario for that guy?

dudes an anti-gay and most likely racist bad person.

Based on what?

Definitely looks like the homophobe swung first so, fair.

Was about to say "That shit doesn't justify violence" but then the fucking loser goes and throws the first punch too. Dude got FUCKED UP and deserved it or worse. Fair next.

It's not cool to call people the f word

Gonna get so much poonami

From the article it sounds like the football captain is only doing this to look good infront of everyone not because he actually want to. It is pretty much a publicity stunt and not much else which is kinda sad.

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EternalMelodies posted...

All of this is so normal now.

Normal you say?

Straight being friends with gays, gays being friends with straights, etc.

Still wouldn't call it as being accepted as normal in 2018.

Lol.

He then kills his date at the prom for trying to kiss him.

I'm surprised you didn't call the gay guy brave for doing it.

EternalMelodies posted...

All of this is so normal now.

Normal you say?

Why am I still scrolling?

Shut the fuck up

Thanks for calling me attractive

EternalMelodies posted...

And unlike women, they tend to age beautifully. They don't expire in their thirties. They keep looking better and better.

This is sadly true ._.

Unless a woman is famous and/or rich enough to afford neck lifts, boob lifts, face lifts, and more she's not going to look very good later in life.

Rock hard abs and thick veiny dicks are nice

Did they steal the egg?

What is up with all the gay penguin stories.

Two male penguins in Sydney are raising an egg together.

Gentoo penguins Magic and Sphen were given the chance to practice their parenthood skills with a dummy egg before zookeepers at Sea Life Sydney Aquarium decided they were ready to adopt a real one.

They were absolute naturals and displayed great care for their egg, so much so, the team at Sea Life Sydney fostered a real egg to them from another couple who had two, the aquarium said in a statement published on their website on Friday (October 12).

Whilst Sphen is older and is excellent at incubating, Magic is younger and still mastering his skill, the statement added.

Zookeepers first noticed that the penguins had formed a very close bond ahead of breeding season. Sphen even gifted Magic a special stone, which zookeepers explained is equivalent to proposing in the love language of penguins.

Signs that the pair wanted to start a family became clear during breeding season, when the pair began hoarding pebbles to build a nest.

The pair were given a dummy egg to incubate.

The two penguins did an incredible job, rotating roles daily. One of the parents would do their best to incubate the egg, while the other patrols the perimeters of the nest, warding off any potential pebble thieves or over-inquisitive neighbours.

The pair make a great team, and there are often days where the egg can not be seen (which is really good for penguin breeding!).

Zookeepers are confident the pair will do a great job of raising the chick once their egg hatches.

I wanna sleep with you

Where is the option for "100% never?"

I've shared a bed platonically with another guy for about a week before he was able to get a bed in his room. I'm not interested in sex with another man though if that's what you're asking.