Lurker > FinalXemnas

Either 5'9" or 5'10"
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The old series.
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Alex Jones' powder gives you a shriveled weewee.

That's all.
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Alex Jones' powder gives you a shriveled weewee.

"You actually swiped right?"
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Alex Jones' powder gives you a shriveled weewee.

Eagle
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Alex Jones' powder gives you a shriveled weewee.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. Theres also Ricks nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that theyre not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldnt appreciate, for instance, the humour in Ricks existential catchphrase Wubba Lubba Dub Dub, which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenevs Russian epic Fathers and Sons. Im smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmons genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. Its for the ladies eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that theyre within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
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Alex Jones' powder gives you a shriveled weewee.

POTD's POTD
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Alex Jones' powder gives you a shriveled weewee.

This could've easily been a Pokemon topic.
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Alex Jones' powder gives you a shriveled weewee.

Bill Clinton - ?/10
George W. Bush - 6/10
Barack Obama - 8/10
Donald Trump - 0/10
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Alex Jones' powder gives you a shriveled weewee.

The topic title is like a double negative.
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Alex Jones' powder gives you a shriveled weewee.

Maybe GI Joe can help you out.
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Alex Jones' powder gives you a shriveled weewee.

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Alex Jones' powder gives you a shriveled weewee.

I forgot about Daffy, but I would put him after Donald and before Homer.
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Alex Jones' powder gives you a shriveled weewee.

1. Mickey Mouse
2. Bugs Bunny
3. Donald Duck
4. Homer Simpson
5. Pikachu (yes, I know)
6. Scooby-Doo
7. Spongebob Squarepants
8. Goofy
9. Bart Simpson
10. Tom and/or Jerry

Anyone want to refute this?
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Alex Jones' powder gives you a shriveled weewee.

TheWorstPoster posted...

-1/0

This upsets me.
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I fucking love that Rick and Morty copypasta.
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Post
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darcandkharg31 posted...

memeing irl is bad m'kay

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If there's one thing to worry about for Brazil, it isn't how they view other races.
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Alex Jones' powder gives you a shriveled weewee.

RIP_Supa posted...

I literally just woke up, but it is 10/10/2017 so far

Talk about a shitty day.
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5/10 for me.
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Alex Jones' powder gives you a shriveled weewee.

https://i.redd.it/av1w9rr61cqz.png
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Dark.
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You literallly can't download KH3D.
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Alex Jones' powder gives you a shriveled weewee.

Garbage/10
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Alex Jones' powder gives you a shriveled weewee.

Just like any mathematics course, the worst part of accounting is the lecture. I like my numbers visualized and hands-on.
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Alex Jones' powder gives you a shriveled weewee.

^That's kinda the same thing, isn't it?
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Alex Jones' powder gives you a shriveled weewee.

Kim Possible lips?
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Alex Jones' powder gives you a shriveled weewee.

The course, I mean, though I regret not getting certified in Quickbooks.
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Alex Jones' powder gives you a shriveled weewee.

Not enough to quit, but enough to question it.
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Alex Jones' powder gives you a shriveled weewee.

I said Tony Stark because that's just RDJ.
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Alex Jones' powder gives you a shriveled weewee.

To say the least.
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Alex Jones' powder gives you a shriveled weewee.

Of course there's a member that's part animal.
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Alex Jones' powder gives you a shriveled weewee.

Tony Stark
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Alex Jones' powder gives you a shriveled weewee.

A good summarization of my feelings towards this update.
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Alex Jones' powder gives you a shriveled weewee.

I hate chocolate.
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What if they live on your path home?
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I still can't believe one man alone was capable doing more than even groups of people.
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Jesus Christ.
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I think this may be the worst U.S. shooting-related incident yet.
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SPOOKY...

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You know I'm right.
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I disable Javascript on mobile. Not being able use a few of the features is worth it.
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Alex Jones' powder gives you a shriveled weewee.

Of course it's from Miami.
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Tsu intership was filler.
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Just one final fuck you to Irma.
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Alex Jones' powder gives you a shriveled weewee.

Summer doesn't end until December in Florida.
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Alex Jones' powder gives you a shriveled weewee.

You can't put fried chicken, mac and cheese, and pepperoni pizza together and expect a person to pick one.
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Alex Jones' powder gives you a shriveled weewee.

A dead one.
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Alex Jones' powder gives you a shriveled weewee.

r/watchpeopledie
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Alex Jones' powder gives you a shriveled weewee.