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TopicSexy Anime Girls Mk XII: Cyberbutts
FortuneCookie
07/18/20 11:23:59 PM
#457
Banana_Cyanide posted...
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EdOQ5SiXkAABOL6.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EdJHToGXgAAOUxh.jpg

You got me catgirls for my birthday. How kind of you. ;)

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera
TopicI now realized that Hallmark is nothing, but white people
FortuneCookie
01/01/20 12:54:33 PM
#16
DevsBro posted...
Woman learns the importance of family, and also there's a puppy or something.

d'awww.
Puppies are adorable.

...

This is how they lure people in, isn't it? <_<
TopicI now realized that Hallmark is nothing, but white people
FortuneCookie
01/01/20 12:52:48 PM
#14
Gamerguymass posted...
Be honest, would you really want black people to be associated with Hallmark movies?

Coming to the 2020 holiday season, Big Booty White Bitches, starring the cute blonde chick from that romantic comedy you heard about but never saw and that one black guy who costarred in that sitcom you used to watch ten years ago. Part of the magic of Hallmark.
TopicWhat is your most shameful sexual fetish?
FortuneCookie
01/01/20 11:50:13 AM
#63
Do you think you'll develop any shameful kinks in 2020?
Topic*roars*
FortuneCookie
01/01/20 11:49:46 AM
#1
Welcome to the roarin' twenties. :)

For those who remember the last time, what's it like being a vampire?
TopicI just found out a favorite furry character has a resin figure.
FortuneCookie
01/01/20 1:33:46 AM
#6
Callie is great, not the character I was thinking of though.
TopicI just found out a favorite furry character has a resin figure.
FortuneCookie
12/31/19 11:47:23 PM
#3
>_>
TopicI just found out a favorite furry character has a resin figure.
FortuneCookie
12/31/19 11:32:25 PM
#1
I don't purchase those kinds of things, but I don't mind saying that I didn't expect this was a thing that would actually exist.

<_<;
TopicOh noo... Terry Crews has joined the dark side :(
FortuneCookie
12/30/19 11:13:40 AM
#4
I bet many a woman has joined the dark side because of him. ;)
TopicHave any of you ever met a Skin/Neo Nazi?
FortuneCookie
12/28/19 11:12:08 PM
#6
I work at pharmacy in an area that has a white supremacist contingency. At least four patients have been white supremacists -- identifiable by their tattoos. Three of them have been friendly. It's sad to think how easily they might qualify as decent people if not preoccupied with hatred and bigotry.
TopicREMINDER: Angie Varona voted for Donald Trump
FortuneCookie
12/28/19 11:09:39 PM
#21
Solar_Crimson posted...
Voted for someone who would likely kick her out of the country if he could.

He'd probably expect sexual favors for letting her stay.
TopicWhat is your most shameful sexual fetish?
FortuneCookie
12/28/19 8:11:10 PM
#23
Beyond that, I also enjoy a lot of literotica and hentai pics related to unwanted transformations. Stories of guys getting their penises shrunk, dudes becoming pregnant, women growing penises, body parts being rearranged, etc. I have an entire hentai folder which I'd basically have no way of explaining should someone else come across it.
TopicWhat is your most shameful sexual fetish?
FortuneCookie
12/28/19 8:09:39 PM
#22
I'm at the far end of the furry spectrum. I'm into feral characters -- animal characters with human intelligence and only slight anthropomorphism such as eyes and facial expressions. Basically, The Lion King and 101 Dalmatians are light porn to me. (I blame/thank My Little Pony for the indoctrination.)
TopicOriginal Kirby Team asked to draw Kirby (circa 1992)
FortuneCookie
12/21/19 3:13:02 PM
#10
You didn't even try.
TopicIs Pikachu the cutest fictional animal?
FortuneCookie
12/21/19 3:11:23 PM
#14
If we're talking the innocent kind of cute, I'd say Yoshi is a cuter species than Pikachu.

If we're talking about the other kind, female Pegasuses and unicorns would be cuter. But only the sapient ones. I never go full beast. (There are some female dragons that could get it too.)
TopicMan Sony must want Predator: Hunting Grounds to flop or something
FortuneCookie
12/15/19 7:11:40 PM
#14
Sada_Pop posted...
What's wrong with female predators?

Nothing. I just don't need a slender Predator woman in a sports bra to give me a kink for horrible space monsters with mandible claw faces. My list of things I shouldn't be attracted to is long enough as it is.

<_<
TopicMan Sony must want Predator: Hunting Grounds to flop or something
FortuneCookie
12/15/19 12:33:22 PM
#4
Neither did I, really.

<_<;
TopicMan Sony must want Predator: Hunting Grounds to flop or something
FortuneCookie
12/15/19 12:30:35 PM
#2
A Predator in a bra?

...

No, no. There is a line and that is on the other side of it. I won't let this become one of my new kinks. <_<
TopicYou're feeling down. You must play one video game to pick your spirits back up.
FortuneCookie
12/15/19 12:13:48 PM
#51
The-19th-Sparta posted...
Barbies Horseback Adventures

This game would be more interesting if the horses rode Barbie
TopicAdditive or Subtractive magic.
FortuneCookie
12/15/19 12:12:48 PM
#5
Additive means I can make women's breasts larger, right?

With their consent, of course.
TopicThis uh..... this video..... >_>
FortuneCookie
12/14/19 11:36:02 AM
#40
So, you can basically insert any fetish into a film as long as the final scene is a punchline?

"I don't know how to tell you this... Your wife is expecting puppies."
TopicAlmost everyone has alts but how many do you need to be frowned upon?
FortuneCookie
12/10/19 8:06:06 PM
#31
Alts are like kinks. People look down on you for having one or more, but the truth is they're probably hiding their own. :v
TopicWhy was Jack crazy in the 1980 Shining? (spoilers possible)
FortuneCookie
12/09/19 10:24:01 PM
#13
The film is an allegory for child abuse. Jack blames the alcohol rather than taking responsibility for his actions. The hotel simply preyed upon what was already there.
TopicJohn Boyega expresses disappointment over Finn in Star Wars: The Last Jedi
FortuneCookie
12/09/19 10:21:46 PM
#63
darkphoenix181 posted...
So they drop the ball for his character again and let Rey mary sue it up.

The future is female and John ain't female. :v
Topicshe comes up to you and says ''I was dared to hug you for 5 minutes''
FortuneCookie
12/06/19 10:00:42 AM
#9
She looks like she could be 16.

A hug is just a hug though. No harm done.
TopicThis was my freaking fortune cookie fortune...
FortuneCookie
12/06/19 9:32:18 AM
#2
How feel you?
Topic5' 7" James McAvoy Says He's Lost Roles For Being Too Short
FortuneCookie
12/05/19 5:50:51 PM
#11
The Trent posted...
remember when tom cruise cried about this in interviews?

The manlet meme was after his prime. Girls demanding a guy be 6' is a millennial thing.
TopicWould you have sex with a scaly dragon chick?
FortuneCookie
12/05/19 5:47:32 PM
#16
Is she a human woman with dragon scales and horns or an actual female dragon who is sapient?

The answer is probably yes either way. <_<
TopicWhat could you even talk about with 18-22 year olds?
FortuneCookie
12/05/19 3:58:25 PM
#30
"You like hopping on older guy dick?"
"Yeah!"
"What a coincidence. I like pounding younger pussy."

And then we fuck.
Topicadd motherfucker to a movie title
FortuneCookie
12/05/19 3:56:59 PM
#51
Geronimo Motherfucker
TopicVideo game NPCs are fucking weird when it comes to recording their thoughts.
FortuneCookie
12/05/19 3:56:23 PM
#3
Reminds me of Dracula, the novel, where victims lived long enough to document how they died.
TopicI just discovered a goof in Die Hard 2: Die Harder
FortuneCookie
12/04/19 11:05:31 PM
#13
You get to see Bruce Willis's penis in Color of Night. There should be a side by side comparison to see who's bigger.
TopicCan robots engage in incest?
FortuneCookie
12/01/19 10:36:21 PM
#1
Like, if you design two robots to be brother and sister, and they have sex, is it still incest like it would be if human siblings did it?

The robots are intelligent -- like Transformers.
(Before Michael Bay got a hold of them.)
TopicWould you ever spend $400 on two games you already own?
FortuneCookie
12/01/19 8:19:16 PM
#6
How much do risers cost?

<_<
TopicWould you ever spend $400 on two games you already own?
FortuneCookie
12/01/19 5:17:02 PM
#3
It's so weird seeing "Nickelodeon" written on the front of the arcade cabinet. I still can't believe they own TMNT now.
TopicWould you ever spend $400 on two games you already own?
FortuneCookie
12/01/19 5:13:19 PM
#1
I want that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles arcade cabinet which has both The Arcade Game and Turtles in Time. I own their NES and SNES counterparts respectively.

It's $100 more than I'd be willing to pay for an arcade machine. Plus, there's the issue of where to put it. It seems like having a giant Ninja Turtles arcade cabinet in your bedroom would be one giant ward against pussy.

<_<
TopicBest girl in Bleach?
FortuneCookie
11/26/19 11:24:46 PM
#46
The redhead with the boobs. I'd probably be more a fan of the black chick who transforms into a cat if I watched the show though. Or is she a cat who turns into a human? (That's even kinkier.)
TopicStop giving genders to fake, hypothetical people, please
FortuneCookie
11/24/19 3:54:10 PM
#12
A story I'm working on has a robot dinosaur in it. His pilot asks if him it's okay to assign him a male gender and the robot dinosaur complies with the request.
TopicC/D: the ok boomer meme was never funny
FortuneCookie
11/23/19 5:45:08 PM
#8
I just wanna hear somebody say "Okay, soyboy" in response.
TopicParents concerned about body-shaming in school assignment
FortuneCookie
11/22/19 11:08:38 PM
#13
MaverickXeo posted...
A simple solution? Use animals to show the terms.


...

One of the best ideas I've read on CE in quite a while.
TopicA billion dollars, but the world is now bisexual.
FortuneCookie
11/22/19 7:44:42 PM
#31
MrNintendo1213 posted...
FortuneCookie posted...
MrNintendo1213 posted...
Does everyone keep their preferences they already have?


Yes.


Okay so, free billion dollars and nothing changes. Thanks homie.


Preference as type, not orientation. Everyone still has a 50/50 attraction to men and women.
TopicSting, who comes to mind?
FortuneCookie
11/22/19 7:42:02 PM
#6
TopicA billion dollars, but the world is now bisexual.
FortuneCookie
11/22/19 7:41:30 PM
#27
MrNintendo1213 posted...
Does everyone keep their preferences they already have?


Yes.
TopicA billion dollars, but the world is now bisexual.
FortuneCookie
11/22/19 7:33:37 PM
#21
MrNintendo1213 posted...
What about people who already like boys and girls, but have preferences. I'm bi or pan or whatever, but I'm not into masculine guys at all. I love the booty and especially traps with the booty. Plus cock looks so yummy. Well if it's smooth shaven. Fuck body hair.

Either way I get a billion dollars.


FortuneCookie posted...
- your current likes and dislikes are consistent among all sexes and genders and are not changed
TopicA billion dollars, but the world is now bisexual.
FortuneCookie
11/22/19 7:31:16 PM
#19
I said bisexual, not polyamorous. You can be bi and be monogamous. (Most are.)

Buuuut, you can't write off any and all potential for dating the same sex when your attraction to men and women is 50/50. Not the case for all bisexuals, but a stipulation of this scenario as laid out in the first post.

Gobstopper is trying to cheat the rules. :v
TopicA billion dollars, but the world is now bisexual.
FortuneCookie
11/22/19 7:22:11 PM
#15
Gobstoppers12 posted...
FortuneCookie posted...
everyone likes men and women with equal attraction

Not me, I'm still going exclusively for women.


Then you're still excluded from collecting a billion. <_<
TopicI always used to hate Christmas music until I heard this song.
FortuneCookie
11/22/19 7:21:40 PM
#7
The Night Santa Went Crazy
TopicA billion dollars, but the world is now bisexual.
FortuneCookie
11/22/19 7:17:00 PM
#13
Gobstoppers12 posted...
I can be bisexual and still strongly prefer women. I'd take that money easily.


FortuneCookie posted...
- everyone likes men and women with equal attraction
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