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I sent her the "okie dokie" emoji and she replied but I never opened it. This morning I realized she deleted me off of all social media. So that's the end of that.

IAmNowGone posted...

technically yes

Mhm. When are y'all getting married?

So you will be a home liver in two days

Is the mortgage in your man's name?

White picket fence?
Dog?
Avocado trees?

idk. that guy doesn't look like the owner of the balls i've seen

emojis don't work here

Donnie Darko.

I simply cannot friggin' believe how cheap and downright self-hating most of you guys are. How low is your self-esteem that you're ready to sell your ass for measly 2 million dollars? If you're an absolutely sophisticated and highly dignified person, NEVER sell your ass for less than 800 billion exactly. NEVER EVER. Either go at it really big, massive, or don't do it at all.

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wwinterj25 posted...

TheCyborgNinja posted...

I think butt stuff is nasty. It's literally my biggest phobia.

Can't say I'm against the idea personally. I mean I like a good arse on a gal and that isn't just to look at either.

Poo and buttholes and stuff are so gross though. Barf. I'm pretty lucky I'm not gay, I'd totally be stuck in a life of loneliness...

That totally reminds me of this story my buddy told me a few years ago. I guess a guy we went to high school with (I didn't remember him) ended up telling my friend he was gay, and that he was really scared to get a wiener in his bum. The funny part of the story was my friend saying "nobody would've ever guessed he was gay. I mean, he wore vests all the time." My other friend and I just burst out laughing at the top of our lungs. He then clarified vests as in punk/metal style with patches and stuff.

WTF would say no to 20 minutes of your life and a load for 2 million bucks?

For $2mil you bet my sweet virgin ass I would do it.

My preference would obviously be to give, but I'd have to hoard nut for like a month so I'd finish as quick as possible. I might also need viagra.

If I had to receive I'd need some time to prepare as well, if American History X has taught me anything it's that unprepared butt sex can lead to serious injury. I'd have to loosen ol faithful up over the span of several weeks, and I'd like to have it waxed, for that kinda money I'd at least want the gentleman to have a smooth ride.

Either way, lots of lube and alcohol will also be required.

I don't have nearly that kinda money laying around, I could pay him like $2k though.

Didn't say I had to be the one getting a dick in his ass.

That's not a fair comparison.

There isn't a social stigma with fucking vaginas

There shouldn't be one with dudes, but there undeniably is.

Nothing beats a big booty.

AwesomeTurtwig posted...

IAmNowGone posted...

OneTimeBen posted...

I'm ok. No thanks. The money would be great but the memories and feelings.

Pathetic.

I kinda feel like your attitude is the pathetic one. Dude values his actions moreso than money, and that is pathetic?

Yeah but at the same time I can see it both ways (Ha get it?). Everyone wants money unless they're crazy and so what if you stuck your dick in a dude for 5 minutes. 2 million dollars man. I'm not gay but dudes make way too big of a deal about where they put their wiener

Yeah, think about it.

Not only do you have to get and maintain an erection, you have to put in effort.

The other way you're just laying there waiting for your money.

IAmNowGone posted...

No you don't get to choose.

IAmNowGone posted...

It'll be a good looking guy by your standards.

dont we baisically get to choose then?

Am I allowed to get hammered first?

Buddy, I'd even try to make it enjoyable for the guy for 2 million. Wouldn't catch me star fishing for that kind of dough.

Do I get to choose the guy? Cause if this is some ploy where it ends up being you, count me out

I don't even want to have anal sex (either way) with a girl---it seems too likely to cause injury---so I wouldn't have anal sex with a guy. Maybe I'd make out with a guy for $2 million, but I'd have to be able to not look at his face, he'd have to not talk, and he'd have to have nice smooth skin and not much hair on his body.

OneTimeBen posted...

Understand it's not the money. It's also being violated as a man. Woman and homosexuals may find that hard to believe.

okay this is one thing that always triggered me. "being violated" no, it's not called being violated because if it was then every time a woman has vaginal intercourse with a dick involved, she's also being violated despite loving it

it's archaic and incorrect terminology and it's also sexist so please don't use it anymore

that being said though i'm pretty much with you 100%. at best the gayest thing i'd do is make out with another guy but he would have to be smaller than me 'cause i ain't no bitch homie, also the money would have to be right otherwise fuck it 'cause i'm about as hetero as they get bro

lol at people voting no

Define "decently attractive". Is that based on my preferences, or the preferences of the average woman?

I'm 100% straight, but make that at least 800 billion and then we'll talk.

I'm ok. No thanks. The money would be great but the memories and feelings.

What does "sex" mean?

I dont give a fuck what people would think, besides I dont fuck with people that wouldnt fuck with me if I was gay anyways except for you grandma love ya grams but I gotta do it for this paper fuck

i for one have enjoyed this story arc

IAmNowGone posted...

KogaSteelfang posted...

Sure, why not?

Oh yeah u are!

Tropic_Sunset posted...

TC, as a gay man, who do you think is the best looking guy in the history of your PotD tenure?

RoboT_Ripper. He is so very beautiful. Basically perfect. @RoboT_Ripper

@IAmNowGone


Thanks Kwame, you are too kind

I'm alright

I'm an ex dirty blonde
Does that mean dirty blondes live a lie?

What about fat people that get skinny or vice versa? Are we all living lies?

Where do the lies end???