Lurker > ItIsSoOver

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Why pick such a terrible accent?
people with southern accents think everyone loves their accents
most people just find it twangy and annoying in my experience.

"southern charm" lmao

yeah bro, go ahead. pretend its realistic to make the jump from 32 baby mode to 51 hellmode in an hour so you can spare your feefees lol. not even you believe you, and for sure nobody else does.

ConfusedTorchic posted...

lol

give me an hour, i'll do it at 51 pact on hellmode.

luckily i can just download a completed save so i don't have to go through the entire game just to unlock everything.

Hey, I could turn on a trainer too, but I'd feel just a little bit pathetic trying to make myself feel better like that.

You're literally not even fooling yourself.

Bruh, learn to read lmao.
It also removes your invuln frames after getting hit - which makes a big difference once you exceed heat level 30 and turn on that double forced overtime. THAT is the new pact.

Lets see you rush on up to the 40s in 120 runs and THEN you can try to talk like youre actually decent at this game lmaaaaaaooooooo. You actually think youre hot shit for a heat level 5 clear, like you thought you were hot shit for a heat level 32 clear on babymode.

Seriously, stop clowning yourself and just accept it. I'm better than you.

3 body problem was pretty decent. Almost as entertaining as the books

And fortunately the books are done so D&D won't fuck it up because they are missing source material again.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/f204195a.png see how yours doesnt have what mine has because you need the invuln frames after getting hit and were too scared to start on heat level 5?
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just keep chumping yourself homie.

Dont worry, I'll be around to dumpster your best runs on hades 2 as soon as it releases as well.

ConfusedTorchic posted...

so where's the hellmode icon lmfao

The one on the far right lmao. Ya know, the only one missing from yours because you're playing on baby mode?

Have you ever considered that you smoke too much pot and maybe its impacting your memory?
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Notice the personal liability icon? That's because hellmode. its not a mode for anyone looking to play babies first roguelite. Congrats on your normal difficulty skelly trophy though lmao

course you maybe didn't see that since you blocked me after I clowned on you the first time and hurt your feefees.

anyways, that was 2021. Last year I picked it back up again to see how far I could go and landed at heat level 47 - again on hellmode - again not recommended for babies.
here is my final run before I put the game down for good.
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I reinstalled for this screenshot just so I could clown on yall again.
I'm a girl, and I'm still better than you at video games.

Omg and you didn't even have em4 active? Wtf were you thinking posting that?

ConfusedTorchic posted...

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did you though.

Not even playing on hellmode? LM fucking AO

Get that weak shit outta here

I'll wait for the full release to come out before I start absolutely dominating everyone on this board like I did with the first one.

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Melody_JR posted...

We all know, ItsSoOver has never bet more than $5 on a hand of poker.

Lmao. I used to have a pretty serious gambling problem. I've been cleaned out by plenty of pros but I would absolutely shark anyone on this board.

Revelation34 posted...

Guaranteed 10k is a very bad thing.

Winning 10k in a hand where you could have won over 50 is a very bad thing. It's not like you can just get up and cash out. TC said it's tournament rules. You either win or lose it all and there's about half a mil on the table. You're playing from behind here and this hand is the best shot you're gonna have to close some of that gap.

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Lokarin posted...

Actually, there is a way to see 2 royal flushes in Texas Hold'em, and that's if the royal flush is in the house, so literally every player gets a royal flush

That's not 2 royal flushes. It's just 1. The fact that everyone has it doesn't magically make the suits change lmao. Wtf are you on.

Disney adults lmao

yall are straight up bad at poker lmao

you make it very obvious you've never played a high stakes game

maybe because jannies are pulled from the absolute dregs of humanity

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I donno. Hard to pick a favorite. Sometimes the narrator just clicks with the story.

James Clamp did an impeccable job with The Broken Empire

Liam Owen is the only voice that I think could do Hard Luck Hank justice.

Sure guys like Michael Cramer (Kramer?) have huge range and do a good job with a ton of books but none of them ever reach that calibur of a narrator who fits the role so perfectly.

ParanoidObsessive posted...

Five of a Kind can beat it if you're using wild cards.

Technically, a Royal Flush also beats a Royal Flush, because suits have values - if you're playing a non-standard poker game with suit rules, a spade hand would beat a diamond hand. Even in Texas Hold'em, it would theoretically be possible to draw conflicting flushes if you're playing with wild cards and a wild card/Joker shows up in the community cards (so both players get a four card flush and share the wild).

Lmao, wild cards are for children and they don't let children gamble.

And there is no way you can see 2 royal flushes in the same hand of Texas hold em.

But what else would you expect from a boomer who's personality boils down to being old and pedantic because if he wasn't that guy he wouldn't be anyone.

rjsilverthorn posted...

You can tell it has been a while since I played poker of any kind.

I mean, you were comparing the best 2 hands, which isnt so bad.

The most common goof is people trying to remember whether a straight or a flush is better.

captpackrat posted...

Raise, that way maybe he'll raise again. If I go all in, he'll probably fold and I'll only get his $10,000 bet. If I call I only get his $10,000 bet.

Its probably at least an 8 person table with a 60k buy in (most tournament are 8-10 per table)
you are sitting on 50k then he is sitting on 420k. He's probably not going to fold. He's much more likely to try to bully. I sure as shit would.
If you short raised on me instead of shoving, I would assume you were trying to bait me and just fold. If you go all-in, im going to assume its a bluff and call.

Thanks for clarifying. Sorry to be meticulous, but I've played a lot lot lot of poker, and this shit matters.

Ok, so without knowing the other person at the table, but knowing the info you provided, I would most likely shove all in.

He is currently beating my ass if I'm down 10k and everyone else at the table has already walked, so he will most likely try to big stack bully me anyways and just call it. Most likely he thinks I'm making a last ditch bluff to try to even the odds a little. Doubtful he thinks I've got the absolute nuts.

rjsilverthorn posted...

It would depend on a number of factors like what other cards are in the river. Only thing that beats a royal flush would be four of a kind, so if there is no pair showing in the river then I should have the highest possible hand at the table.

Nothing beats a royal flush. A straight flush is higher value than 4 of a kind

just for reference, a 4 of a kind happens in 1 out of every 75k hands, a royal flush happens once out of every 650k hands

Ogurisama posted...

You got A and K
Flop was Q 9 4
Turn was J
River was 10

Blind is 2,500
Pot after his bet is 15,000 (He was Blind you were small)
Everyone else is already out

You got 50,000 chips left

Is this a tournament or cash game? What was the buy in (minimum/maximum if cash)?

Hey Peter, remember da time?

Depends on the buy in and format, and how much money is at the table, and how many players are still in, and how many have been knocked out, and what the board looks like, and are we on the flop, turn, or river and a lot of other factors.

Kyuubi4269 posted...

Or... Because the area houses both groups, they also serve both groups. There shouldn't be places where the cheapest shopping is wholefoods, and there shouldn't be shitholes where Costco is a tourist attraction.

The existance of poor people does not have to mean the place is neglected, and the existance of rich people shouldn't make a place completely monoculture. Most of the world is in the middle and most of the world should reflect that.

Most of the world does reflect that. Its not like affluent neighborhoods are all over the place

ReturnOfFa posted...

what are you smoking rofl

lmao you totally got me lmao. good one bro lmao.

Bad dog.
Sit.
Stay.

Kyuubi4269 posted...

Work needs doing everywhere and so everywhere needs to house minimum wage workers

They could always commute rather than live in an area where the cost of living is so far out of their means, ya know?

Or they can live across the street from a restaurant where the average meal price is half their monthly salary and every other amenity is out of their price range.

No, I am not a caffeine addict.

we just keep our properties at the standard 3% increase

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I had my fun. I was here for some of the best times on potd. Glad I got to come back to see it all burn.

as many claws as i can fit in my deck

Nade_Duck posted...

was expecting nsync tbh

Ew. I dont like pretty boys. They may as well be girls ffs.

BUMPED2002 posted...

I think you have a problem called commitment.

that is one thing I do NOT have a problem with

BoomerKuwanger posted...

Don't know and don't care

All they ever did was pick fights with other users and post mopey BlogFAQs

You forgot about wearing I'll fitting dresses in a style and color scheme that absolutely was not flattering to their physique or complexion.

AltOmega2 posted...

Damn you got a harem? Wait, is it still of a harem if they're all male?

They usually refer to it as a colony or a plague.

Plague seems more appropriate for a group of males.

Metalsonic66 posted...

Same

Buying a place in New Zealand. Wish I could just stay year round.