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TopicYou been caught by horny police wat do?
Jiek_Fafn
05/09/24 8:17:47 AM
#16
I tell them it's a case of mistaken identity and I once they release me I go on some antivax rant

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TopicMy next fight will be June 15th in London
Jiek_Fafn
05/09/24 6:50:58 AM
#14
Good luck, man!

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TopicITT:Users you remember who weren't banned, they just haven't logged in for years
Jiek_Fafn
05/08/24 11:10:57 PM
#36
WingsOfGood posted...
This user?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com./user.php?db=.0.user=pokemonexpert

Last Login: 2/3/2019 5:40:19 PM
No
It was the name of a pokemon. Like vulpix or something was part of the username

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TopicDo you feel that the boards have been made more safe and secure?
Jiek_Fafn
05/08/24 11:06:33 PM
#26
Lmao they deleted my post for criticizing DToast. Really making yourselves look awful here guys.

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TopicITT:Users you remember who weren't banned, they just haven't logged in for years
Jiek_Fafn
05/08/24 9:48:54 PM
#12
Who was that guy that used to post his sketches of models that he'd hire? He worked with Susan Coffey at one point. I think his username was a pokemon reference iirc. Anyway, I miss their topics

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TopicSo if you get banned or kicked from CE just ask nicely to come back
Jiek_Fafn
05/08/24 9:43:27 PM
#7
No one said your request had to be nice

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TopicX-Men '97 - episode 9 *spoilers*
Jiek_Fafn
05/08/24 9:35:17 PM
#29
Lol at Magneto telling Xavier to stfu

Wolverine actually cutting people with his claws is jarring since the old series conditioned me to only see him slicing up robots or grazing armor.

Bone claw Wolverine otw!

I only know Onslaught vaguely from the Capcom fighting game, so idk how he is as a character but apparently he's otw too.

This show is fantastic!

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TopicMy tinder experience as an obese male over the last 9 years
Jiek_Fafn
05/08/24 7:20:25 PM
#11
NPC posted...
I've amassed a small army of accounts over the years with seemingly different personalities.
Seems legit. Idk why you guys are picking on him so much

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TopicBed in a corner or middle of the wall?
Jiek_Fafn
05/08/24 6:38:56 PM
#14
Smashingpmkns posted...
Middle of the wall because I'm not single
This
I miss my corner bed though. Married bed is weird. It's got sheets on it and I got stuck with the side that I don't want

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TopicTails & Crew
Jiek_Fafn
05/08/24 6:11:06 PM
#5
People keep asking me if Im back. And I really havent had an answer. But now, yeah, Im thinking Im back!-Tails & Crew


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TopicDo you feel that the boards have been made more safe and secure?
Jiek_Fafn
05/08/24 6:03:40 PM
#3
No
DToast is a loose cannon. It's only a matter of time before he hurts someone else or himself

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TopicDonald J Trump takes over as the protagonist of the last game you played
Jiek_Fafn
05/08/24 1:19:50 PM
#44
Dave the Diver
He drives the sushi restaurant into the ground and goes to jail for sexually assaulting Ellie

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TopicMan if you ever decide to start working out.
Jiek_Fafn
05/07/24 6:55:33 PM
#8
I'm jacked compared to the average person which is awesome, but the actual activity of working out sucks. I'm only in it for the attention it brings my way

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TopicSnowpiercer season 4 finally got an air date.
Jiek_Fafn
05/07/24 6:18:42 PM
#4
Is it getting a proper ending?
I was just about to pick it up when all of the announcements about it getting fucked over rolled out. I'll give it a watch if they actually finish it.

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TopicOne thing that bothers me about anime and by extension James...
Jiek_Fafn
05/07/24 6:15:37 PM
#16
James Franco?
Fuck that guy

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TopicFrieren saved anime.
Jiek_Fafn
05/07/24 6:12:50 PM
#8
Youre thinking of Ninja Kamui
A little show about ninjas and robots or something. Idk, it's got some good fight scenes and isn't that the most important thing?

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TopicIsekai anime got a bad rep but Frieren is somewhat different
Jiek_Fafn
05/07/24 5:59:28 PM
#24
DirkDiggles posted...
How is DBZ an isekai?
Many characters die and come back OP in another world. Then they do it again repeatedly. It out isekais most other isekais

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TopicBoy Scouts of America is dead
Jiek_Fafn
05/07/24 5:20:08 PM
#79
Do they still sell that shitty popcorn that everyone pretends is great or have they gotten a real product like girl scout cookies?

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TopicWould you go to and use a combination Laundromat/Strip Club?
Jiek_Fafn
05/07/24 5:15:26 PM
#8
Are the girls constantly getting stuck in the dryer?

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TopicIsekai anime got a bad rep but Frieren is somewhat different
Jiek_Fafn
05/07/24 5:13:35 PM
#11
DragonBall Z is my favorite isekai, but Frieren is pretty great too. Although the last arc of the anime didn't quite do it for me

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TopicHave you come to terms with your eventual purgatory?
Jiek_Fafn
05/07/24 5:11:40 PM
#11
It's more likely that I'll just leave because I'm consciously not posting my views in order to avoid a purg. If I can't type my views without being persecuted, then what's the point?

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TopicIf the ESRB was not formed and the state stepped in
Jiek_Fafn
05/06/24 10:22:04 PM
#9
They would have banned politics and hornygaming.

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TopicHow often do you clean up the contacts on your phone?
Jiek_Fafn
05/06/24 1:22:11 PM
#4
I do it every few years, but whenever I get a new phone they seem to pop back in through some sort of magic

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TopicWould you rather have masked vigilantes fighting crime over police?
Jiek_Fafn
05/06/24 12:56:29 PM
#9
Like Phoenix Jones?

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TopicNH Rep against state bill banning child marriage: cites 'ripe' & 'fertile'
Jiek_Fafn
05/06/24 12:55:47 PM
#56
Somehow, I would prefer that he wanted to cook and eat them like some sort of ghoul

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TopicWhat was Vince McMahon actually reacting to?
Jiek_Fafn
05/06/24 7:30:37 AM
#6
He's imagining all the ways he'd like to shit on her

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TopicGeorge Santos Revives Kitara Ravache Persona
Jiek_Fafn
05/05/24 6:15:25 PM
#7
Does he summon her like they do in Persona 3?

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TopicThis site changed owners 5 times in 15 years
Jiek_Fafn
05/05/24 6:08:30 PM
#36
iGenesis posted...
This site is probably worth less than $1 million at this point.
Lol, that's an understatement.
https://www.worthofweb.com/website-value/gamefaqs.com/

It's not worth enough to sell on it's own. It only exists to pad out a bundle sale. If they were willing to sell it off as a single item, there's people here that could easily afford it

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TopicI don't see how people eat so much at one time.
Jiek_Fafn
05/05/24 5:59:39 PM
#13
Some of us aren't so delicate. That said, I don't over eat purely for vanity reasons, which is most likely not mentally healthy but whatever. It gets the job done

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TopicKnocked out 50 laps/150 push ups.
Jiek_Fafn
05/05/24 11:46:43 AM
#15
It was leg day which I somewhat half ass because I don't particularly care about legs. I just don't want them to look weird in relation to the rest of my body. Squats and calf raises. That's it.

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TopicDid your parents push you to be outgoing and join activities growing up?
Jiek_Fafn
05/05/24 11:20:03 AM
#24
Yes
I did not care for it. I stuck with various forms of baseball the longest since I was required to do very little beyond practices. I predominantly played third base, so not a lot of action over there.

That said, I did enjoy things like playing touch football with neighborhood kids. I just didn't enjoy any kind of commitment to a league. I just wanted to have fun and not have added pressure.

Beyond that, girls liked me from like 12 on up, so I preferred to socialize in an environment that included them.

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TopicSony has no more announced first-party games releasing in 2024 at the moment
Jiek_Fafn
05/05/24 11:05:21 AM
#2
Didn't they cancel a bunch of their live service games? That's probably coming down the pipeline now

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TopicNoem, noted dog killer, says she'd murder Biden's dog, in lie filled interview.
Jiek_Fafn
05/05/24 11:04:07 AM
#6
She has developed quite a strange gimmick. She'd have been better off with something like WWEPropaganda's gimmick imo. Instead she chose this

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TopicSo a girl lost interest in me because of a personality test >_>
Jiek_Fafn
05/05/24 6:45:23 AM
#22
In America, there are women that will do this when they learn your astrological sign

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TopicHuman Garbage invites Human Excrement onto his HBO show
Jiek_Fafn
05/03/24 11:18:58 PM
#21
AirFresh posted...
But this is one of the appeals of his show. He's not platformining him, he's creating discourse to his panel. He's always done this, I have never understood why Bill is such public enemy #1 here. I'd love to see Trump on it, Biden as well.
25 years ago I could see Trump doing this type of thing. Not now. Gone are the days when he'd pop into Howard Stern to take digs at Rosie or randomly show up on Conan to ask to be in a goofy sketch.

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TopicRemember Tenchi Muyo on Toonami
Jiek_Fafn
05/03/24 9:41:20 PM
#15
Didn't they finally finish it a few years ago? Or at least make more?

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TopicThis girl demanded my number at work today.
Jiek_Fafn
05/03/24 9:36:49 PM
#13
You should definitely show her what it's like to be a lady. Take her out and make her feel like a real life Disney princess. Invite her up to the tallest and classiest building you can find, like the Space Needle if you've got one. If you don't got one, just pile up as many milk crates you can stack.

Once you're up there and checking out the stars and she's really feeling the romance, it's time to advance the plot. Much like all modern princes, she needs to hate you for a bit. The easiest way is to full on insult her. I like to keep it simple and just tell her she's a piece of shit and I hope she dies. This completes act one. She now hates you.

Now it's time for act two. She needs to see you as a man of action that saves her. Unfortunately, the only danger around is you. If you're at the Space Needle, just start muttering random threats. Nothing awful. Just things like you're gonna wait until she falls asleep and shave her head. If you're on milk crates just jump off and kick away the stairs. Now she's trapped, which cements her as Repunzel, which more importantly makes you best Disney boy Flynn Rider.

You still need to get her out of danger though so that she falls for you. This part is important. I've forgotten it once or twice and it hasn't worked out nearly as well. If you're at the crates, simply set up the steps again. If you're in the threatening to shave her head situation, tell her you were just kidding. Also, laugh so that she knows it's a joke. You'll really want to sell it, so go over the top like Tidus. This also displays your sense of humor. Women also love that.

Now it's onto the final act. I've unfortunately never finished many Disney movies because I don't have the attention span to sit and watch a movie for over an hour, except Lion King because that dude rocks. So we'll follow that one. You'll need to have your nephew around to show up and fight you for being too awesome. Let him win to show how kind you are and then all of swanky hyena type women will swarm to get a piece of you. Now you're swimming in girls.

And that's how you treat her like a lady

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TopicJerry Seinfeld says comedy is dead and then launches a terrible comedy.
Jiek_Fafn
05/03/24 8:25:44 PM
#35
Phoro posted...
I think he's alright outside of Seinfeld... Not his stand up, mind, but I really enjoyed his Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee. The other person is usually funnier, but Jerry riffs off them well.
This is pretty much his biggest strength. He does a great job I'm Curb Your Enthusiasm because of it too. He definitely ups the quality of things he's in, but he shouldn't be the main dish. He's like the MSG of people

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TopicMy boss FINALLY let me get rid of this ugly tile with bright blue grout
Jiek_Fafn
05/03/24 8:16:08 PM
#12
Without the line to the toilet, aren't you afraid people will get lost?

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TopicWhy do you think Kate McKinnon went back to SNL?
Jiek_Fafn
05/03/24 8:08:44 PM
#8
Wasn't she the host a few months ago? Idk if that counts

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TopicAfter being detached from tech for a week, I've determined yall are bad people
Jiek_Fafn
05/03/24 5:59:43 PM
#45
This looks like something I would write. Wtf is this

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TopicI'm seeing young guys with mullets.
Jiek_Fafn
05/03/24 5:46:08 PM
#3
They came out pretty strong after/during covid. A lot of kids weren't around other people to tell them they looked dumb. The only people I've ever seen pull off a mullet well is PPP and AC Slater

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Topicwere the early 90s a sort of transitional period
Jiek_Fafn
05/03/24 5:44:36 PM
#5
Every time is a transition period. That's how time works

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TopicWhat initially bought you to gamefaqs and when did you discovery CE?
Jiek_Fafn
05/03/24 5:41:25 PM
#13
MICHALECOLE posted...
Haha you said bought instead of brought

thats what keeps me coming back
So juvenile...
This is what keeps me coming back. Beyond the loud old crabs, there's still some lighthearted fun here and there

Originally came here because of Phantasy Star Online for the DC. I think I found LUE and CE randomly around that time. Then went off to college and came back to find no LUE access and CE looked fun enough

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TopicCobra Kai s6 split into three parts (15 episodes overall)
Jiek_Fafn
05/03/24 5:38:40 PM
#17
HudGard posted...
Looking forward to it. The last season had that gone on for too long vibe.
This pretty much
I've enjoyed the ride overall, but I'm very okay with them wrapping things up.

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TopicWhen you gotta mow the lawn and the forecast looks like
Jiek_Fafn
05/03/24 1:27:07 PM
#20
I've never mowed a lawn. My dad was of the opinion that we would do it wrong, so he never had us do it. Then I rented and landlords took care of things. Now I pay the neighbor kids to do it.

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TopicLong body shirts are better since you can stretch and not show your belly
Jiek_Fafn
05/03/24 1:17:33 PM
#4
Disagree
Shorter shirts are better for me to stretch and accidentally show off my abs

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TopicBardock wished for Goku to live into adulthood with the Dragon Balls.
Jiek_Fafn
05/03/24 1:16:35 PM
#28
Irony posted...
I actually forgot about that

Forget what I said

Also why the fuck would Frieza even remember this dude
Frieza thinks Saiyins are gross and he found Bardock exceptionally ugly. Frieza prefers more of a sleek look.

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