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Dying in my sleep.
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"Oh that is just awful!" the woman exclaimed. "What were the words?" "Do you think I'm stupid!" exploded the man. "I'm not going to tell you the words." "Oh come on," the woman cooed. "I won't do anything to you." "Oh, alright. The words were purple passion." "Purple passion?"asked the woman with her eyes lit up. "Yes,"the man replied. "You see that hotel across the street? If you meet me there in one hour I will tell you the meaning of purple passion."

The man was estatic. He was finally going to learn what purple passion meant after all of this time. Once the hour was up, he set off for across the street in a hurry. As he stepped off the curb, he was hit by a bus.

The moral of the story: Look both ways before crossing the street.
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The judge said,"What were the words?" The boy said, "Haven't you been paying any attention? I'm not going to tell you." The judge informed him that he would get into more trouble if he didn't just say the words so he said, "Purple passion." The judge was appalled and sentenced him to ten years in jail.

Everyone was curious about their new cell mate, so they asked him what he was in for and he said,"When I was on my way to school one day, I saw some words written on a wall and I didn't know what they meant so when the teacher asked if there were any questions I asked her what they meant and she yelled at me and sent me to the principals office. When I got there he asked me what had happened and I told him everything and he asked me what the words were and when I told him he freaked out and expelled me. When I got home my mom asked me what had happened and I told her everything and she asked me what the words were. When I told her she sent me up to my room to wait for my dad. He asked me what happened and after I told him everything he asked me the words and when I told him he kicked me out. I ran into my friends and they asked me why I had been expelled and kicked out of my house and I told them everything and then they asked what the words were. When I told them, they beat me up. The bum came by and scared them off, he then asked me what had happened and I told him everything. Then he asked what the words were and when I told him he began beating me up. Then a cop came by and broke it up and after explaining the story to him he asked what the words were and when I told him he handcuffed me and took me to jail. The next day I had to go to court and the judge asked me what happened and I told him everything and then he asked me the words and when I told him he gave me ten years."

Everyone was amazed at the story and asked what the words were. Sighing deeply the boy said,"Purple passion. He spent the next ten years getting beat up.

The day he was released he met a beautiful woman. She said,"You look like you've had a very rough time. What happened?" So the man said,"When I was on my way to school one day, I saw some words written on a wall and I didn't know what they meant so when the teacher asked if there were any questions I asked her what they meant and she yelled at me and sent me to the principals office. When I got there he asked me what had happened and I told him everything and he asked me what the words were and when I told him he freaked out and expelled me. When I got home my mom asked me what had happened and I told her everything and she asked me what the words were. When I told her she sent me up to my room to wait for my dad. He asked me what happened and after I told him everything he asked me the words and when I told him he kicked me out. I ran into my friends and they asked me why I had been expelled and kicked out of my house and I told them everything and then they asked what the words were. When I told them, they beat me up. The bum came by and scared them off, he then asked me what had happened and I told him everything. Then he asked what the words were and when I told him he began beating me up. Then a cop came by and broke it up and after explaining the story to him he asked what the words were and when I told him he handcuffed me and took me to jail. The next day I had to go to court and the judge asked me what happened and I told him everything and then he asked me the words and when I told him he gave me ten years. All of my cell mates asked me what the words were and I just sighed and told them. I have spent the last ten years getting beat up."
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The bum said,"I just saved your life. Tell me why they were all beating you up." The boy said," When I was on my way to school today, I saw some words written on a wall and I didn't know what they meant so when the teacher asked if there were any questions I asked her what they meant and she yelled at me and sent me to the principals office. When I got there he asked me what had happened and I told him everything and he asked me what the words were and when I told him he freaked out and expelled me. When I got home my mom asked me what had happened and I told her everything and she asked me what the words were. When I told her she sent me up to my room to wait for my dad. He asked me what happened and after I told him everything he asked me the words and when I told him he kicked me out. I ran into my friends and they asked me why I had been expelled and kicked out of my house and I told them everything and then they asked what the words were. When I told them, they beat me up." "So what are the words," the bum asked. "I don't know if I should say" "Come on I just saved your life, don't be ungrateful,"the man remarked. "Okay, okay. The words were purple passion." The bum freaks out and starts beating the boy up until a cop comes along and breaks it up.

The cop asks the boy what happened. The boy says," When I was on my way to school today, I saw some words written on a wall and I didn't know what they meant so when the teacher asked if there were any questions I asked her what they meant and she yelled at me and sent me to the principals office. When I got there he asked me what had happened and I told him everything and he asked me what the words were and when I told him he freaked out and expelled me. When I got home my mom asked me what had happened and I told her everything and she asked me what the words were. When I told her she sent me up to my room to wait for my dad. He asked me what happened and after I told him everything he asked me the words and when I told him he kicked me out. I ran into my friends and they asked me why I had been expelled and kicked out of my house and I told them everything and then they asked what the words were. When I told them, they beat me up. The bum came by and scared them off, he then asked me what had happened and I told him everything. Then he asked what the words were and when I told him he began beating me up." The cop said,"What were the words?" The boy replied,"Purple passion." "The cop put the boy into hand cuffs, beat him up, and took him to jail.

The next day the boy appeared before a judge. The judge asked him for his story. The boy said," When I was on my way to school yesterday, I saw some words written on a wall and I didn't know what they meant so when the teacher asked if there were any questions I asked her what they meant and she yelled at me and sent me to the principals office. When I got there he asked me what had happened and I told him everything and he asked me what the words were and when I told him he freaked out and expelled me. When I got home my mom asked me what had happened and I told her everything and she asked me what the words were. When I told her she sent me up to my room to wait for my dad. He asked me what happened and after I told him everything he asked me the words and when I told him he kicked me out. I ran into my friends and they asked me why I had been expelled and kicked out of my house and I told them everything and then they asked what the words were. When I told them, they beat me up. The bum came by and scared them off, he then asked me what had happened and I told him everything. Then he asked what the words were and when I told him he began beating me up. Then a cop came by and broke it up and after explaining the story to him he asked what the words were and when I told him he handcuffed me and took me to jail."
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A boy was on his way to school when he saw the words purple passion written on a wall. He had no idea what they meant, so when he got to school and the teacher asked if there were any questions, he raised his hand. When he was called upon he asked ,"What is purple passion?" His teacher screamed at him to go to the principal.

The principal asked him why he was there and he said "When I was on my way to school today, I saw some words written on a wall and I didn't know what they meant so when the teacher asked if there were any questions I asked her what they meant and she yelled at me and sent me here." "What are the words," the principal asked. "Purple passion," replied the boy. The principal freaked out and expelled him and told him to get out of the school.

At home is mother asked him why he had been expelled, and he said "When I was on my way to school today, I saw some words written on a wall and I didn't know what they meant so when the teacher asked if there were any questions I asked her what they meant and she yelled at me and sent me to the principals office. When I got there he asked me what had happened and I told him everything and he asked me what the words were and when I told him he freaked out and expelled me." "What are the words," his mother asked. "Purple passion," he said. His mom turned red and yelled at him to go up to his room and wait for his father.

When his dad got home he said to the boy,"So I hear you got into a lot of trouble today. Tell me what happened." So the boy said," When I was on my way to school today, I saw some words written on a wall and I didn't know what they meant so when the teacher asked if there were any questions I asked her what they meant and she yelled at me and sent me to the principals office. When I got there he asked me what had happened and I told him everything and he asked me what the words were and when I told him he freaked out and expelled me. When I got home mom asked me what had happened and I told her everything and she asked me what the words were. When I told her she sent me up here to wait for you. "Well, son, what are the words?" "Purple passion."the boy replied. His father exploded and kicked him out of the house.

As he was wandering around he ran into some friends. They said, "What's going on, man? We heard you got expelled and your dad kicked you out." So the boy said," When I was on my way to school today, I saw some words written on a wall and I didn't know what they meant so when the teacher asked if there were any questions I asked her what they meant and she yelled at me and sent me to the principals office. When I got there he asked me what had happened and I told him everything and he asked me what the words were and when I told him he freaked out and expelled me. When I got home my mom asked me what had happened and I told her everything and she asked me what the words were. When I told her she sent me up to my room to wait for my dad. He asked me what happened and after I told him everything he asked me the words and when I told him he kicked me out." "Wow, what are the words?" his friends asked. "Purple passion,"he replied. All of his friends jumped him and started beating him up until a bum came by and scared them off.
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Awww, why do you care about my chicken pox?

It's going away now, I was gonna make a topic when it completely cleared up. ^_^
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No.

Cuz I'm not gonna have any kids to vaccinate. X3
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What if i don't have a dick? Do I grow one when I lie?
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Anisoptera posted...

Thanks. No one should be against avatars/icons as an option nowadays. The old argument was lag because some people still use DSL or dial up. If you're browsing Gamefaqs using the app you can always turn off avatars and media embedding to make browsing via data usage less intensive. TravelingJack is one of the only users on Gamefaqs that still uses dial up.

Gamefaqs has an app!?
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PleaseClap posted...

No one claps for me

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Just got a note 9
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Hey I got sickness for christmas too! Mine is chicken pox!
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Probably not as weird as you'd think.
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catboy0_0 posted...

I feel sad and upset all the time. Not ALL the time, but I feel that way A LOT

Same.
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Can they tell me where this house is? I didn't know I had one.
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catboy0_0 posted...

they aren't having sex, it's something worse sadly :(

What?
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I get sexual pleasure out of the idea that the creature I'm eating was tortured and brutally slaughtered for my consumption. ( )
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Galaxy Note 9.
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I was really confused as to what a "finale character" was....

No you're dumb!
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I'll take death, thanks.
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Person106 posted...

JimCarrysToe posted...

I'm a NEET right now, probably will be one for years.

How does it feel?

Bad, but I don't feel like doing anything about it.
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I'm a NEET right now, probably will be one for years.
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Omg I played that game so much as a kid, I saw it on the playstore but I never got it.
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EpicKingdom_ posted...

JimCarrysToe posted...

Broccolibutts

Wtf is that name, lol.

Look it up on tumblr.

.... well that might be gone now..... look it up on pornhub!
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I'm already a cute girl :/
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Can they be long dead languages so I could translate ancient texts that have remained mostly untranslatable to this day?
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Yoohoo

Broccolibutts
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That JimCarrysToe guy is pretty cool, I respekt him.
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wwinterj25 posted...

Judgmenl posted...

EclairReturns posted...

I've never dated anyone, so no.

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I watched my cat give birth.
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Celebrate!
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I'd abort it regardless, I don't want kids.
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No.
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I've only been drinking clear american flavored sparkling water for around 5 years, I don't miss soda or the nasty taste it leaves in your mouth at all.
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Icecream
Tv dinners
Lunchables
Icecream sandwiches
Cookies
Frozen egg sausage biscuit sandwiches
Ramen
Collosal berry crunch with marshmellows
Potato chips
Hotdogs
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Shoot myself.
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Genocet_10-325 posted...

C_Pain posted...

This is cute. With my current gf, I was too chicken to do the 'moment feels right kiss' so I just asked as I was at her door leaving, "Can I kiss you?"

Thats literally the worst fucking thing you can do on a date.

"Theres nothing less sexy than a man asking if he can kiss you"

Well I guess I'm a weird girl cuz I'd think that was really cute.
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Once or twice a week. I do nothing all day everyday so I don't get dirty enough to need a shower more often than that.
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I used to loooove those and find them at walgreens, but they hurt my teeth too much now *mega sadface*
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1/10 I wanted a refund

I didn't watch it but I'll take the money anyway lol
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Rub the spots with a reeeaaally strong magnet.
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SunWuKung420 posted...

JimCarrysToe posted...

put even a little weight on it, its probably not related.

That's the ice cream before bed.

Lol are you calling me fat? I look like a twig >:[ XD
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Update: Its starting to look better, some have turned black which I read was normal, and my period is 5 days late tho thats not super abnormal for me. Also my left thigh hurts when bend my leg and put even a little weight on it.
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Aressar posted...

MarqueeSeries posted...

Thanks for the advice guys. I ended up throwing it out the bathroom window to make sure she never finds out about it

Next time, put it under her bed. That's the last place she'll find it.

Or she pulls it out at night instead of her dildo and gets a yeast infection.
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Girls don't pee, thats a myth just like girls pooping.
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Prototype is pretty fun if ya like running up skyscrapers carrying a tank and throwing it at a helicopter then bodyslaming the ground, blowing up cars and killing a bunch of people and maybe eating one of them to escape police.
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