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TopicDrinking topic 152: Johnny goes to the ER?
Johnny_Nutcase
10/04/22 9:33:42 PM
#464
Just always assume I say yes to more alcohol.

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Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C
TopicDrinking topic 152: Johnny goes to the ER?
Johnny_Nutcase
10/04/22 9:14:38 PM
#459
I've never been afraid of a little mess as long as I got someone to clean it up for me.

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Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C
TopicDrinking topic 152: Johnny goes to the ER?
Johnny_Nutcase
10/04/22 8:54:43 PM
#455
You'd be better in an air fryer.

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Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C
TopicDrinking topic 152: Johnny goes to the ER?
Johnny_Nutcase
10/04/22 8:16:39 PM
#452
Well godamnit now I wanna fry something tonight but im too lazy. Actually I only have chicken strips so im just gonna throw those fucks in the oven and watch Better Call Saul.

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Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C
TopicDrinking topic 152: Johnny goes to the ER?
Johnny_Nutcase
10/04/22 5:59:33 PM
#450
Thats what I figured

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Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C
TopicDrinking topic 152: Johnny goes to the ER?
Johnny_Nutcase
10/04/22 4:03:35 PM
#448
I constantly miss them now.

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Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C
TopicDrinking topic 152: Johnny goes to the ER?
Johnny_Nutcase
10/04/22 3:13:38 PM
#446
I hear good things about air fryers but if theyre so great why do we stilll have traditional fryers?

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Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C
TopicDrinking topic 152: Johnny goes to the ER?
Johnny_Nutcase
10/02/22 6:53:04 PM
#429
My brothers gf gave me a Ricky shirt. She got my size right but she still has no brains because she's never once seen me wear shit like that. If I know she's coming over i'll wear but other than that it's going in the garbage.

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Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C
TopicDrinking topic 152: Johnny goes to the ER?
Johnny_Nutcase
10/02/22 6:29:55 PM
#428
Will Hernandez (UTEP FORMER GIANT) OL for Arizona Dis fucking qualified.

Dude likes to fight. Used to cost the Giants but now I can enjoy it here.

I think he can for sure beat the piss outta me if we got into a fight.

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Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C
TopicDrinking topic 152: Johnny goes to the ER?
Johnny_Nutcase
10/02/22 5:43:05 PM
#427
And then the insurance company is probably gonna raise the rates on em because they're playing now.

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Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C
TopicDrinking topic 152: Johnny goes to the ER?
Johnny_Nutcase
10/02/22 4:51:02 PM
#425
Just got a bill for $13 for my dads last physician visit. Total was like 150 but it came to 13 out of pocket.

I will say this right now at a risk of a banning but I hope any crooked health insurance mother fucker dies in a solo car fire. I'm so done with those people. He had great insurance and I had to pay 2 grand for him to stay in the hospice for 4 extra days. They never told me when the billing would start.... just got a bill for it and said they'd would never kick him out.

It's honestly not the money but it's the way health insurance is run in this fucking cesspool of a country.

Greed has no place in healthcare.


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Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C
TopicDrinking topic 152: Johnny goes to the ER?
Johnny_Nutcase
10/02/22 4:28:12 PM
#424
Regardless of the flag. I'm no expert but I have seen more success with teams kicking the onside kick from the top of the ball so it hits the ground and bounces up. Lions didn't do that. This dick laid it down and tried to spin it.... No bueno when you can just fall on it not CATCH IT.

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Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C
TopicDrinking topic 152: Johnny goes to the ER?
Johnny_Nutcase
10/02/22 4:23:38 PM
#423
Lions not fucking around. 45-48 favorable onside kick could wreck Seattles shithouse.

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Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C
TopicDrinking topic 152: Johnny goes to the ER?
Johnny_Nutcase
10/02/22 4:06:33 PM
#422
3-1 Giants. @MabusIncarnate Lions scoring over 30 pts a game and I feel like we're gonna fight when we match up.

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Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C
TopicDrinking topic 152: Johnny goes to the ER?
Johnny_Nutcase
10/02/22 3:07:56 PM
#421
Ohhhhh yeahhh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0F9lh8TiSM

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Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C
TopicDrinking topic 152: Johnny goes to the ER?
Johnny_Nutcase
10/02/22 1:38:35 PM
#419
My neighbor already broke up with his new gf. I never said anything but the one night I met her she got so upset because I made a wise crack about how she says "Ovvy instead of Obviously" I was being really sarcastic and joking but she got so upset. I really was joking and even he was laughing at it but we had to walk it allll back. I'm thinking If she's gonna get upset over something that small she has no chance....

Sure enough it's over days later in an unrelated incident.

She had nice legs too i'm gonna miss that :(

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Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C
TopicDrinking topic 152: Johnny goes to the ER?
Johnny_Nutcase
10/02/22 1:28:58 PM
#418
7-3 Giants suck ass Bears.

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Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C
TopicDrinking topic 152: Johnny goes to the ER?
Johnny_Nutcase
10/02/22 12:59:58 AM
#414
You should be paying me.

...wait for what?

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Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C
TopicDrinking topic 152: Johnny goes to the ER?
Johnny_Nutcase
10/02/22 12:14:41 AM
#409
No SoCo. Too syrupy... enjoy your heartburn and puking maybe.

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Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C
TopicDrinking topic 152: Johnny goes to the ER?
Johnny_Nutcase
10/02/22 12:07:51 AM
#407
I keep getting these cards and shit from Doctors and Radiology offices ya know sending condolence cards out for my dad. I just realized I haven't heard a word from his ACTUAL Oncologist. I remember the last time I saw her was a few weeks before he went back into the hospital for the last time and I saw her and she saw us and didn't so much as wave to us. When he was in the hospital they kept telling us she was coming soon to look at everything and ...nope never happened.

I totally get @Smackems wanting to wreck shop on his moms Oncologist. I GET they're busy but when you still have a patient. Do your fucking job. I just got another card from his Radiology place and I just thought, all these people that signed this shit barely knew him or don't even remember him but they took the time to sign a card. That's at least a decent thing to do. But for your own personal Oncologist to not say a fuckin word about it? FUCK HER.

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Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C
TopicDrinking topic 152: Johnny goes to the ER?
Johnny_Nutcase
10/01/22 11:20:00 PM
#404
@MabusIncarnate

Look what shit head said just now

Smack
Today at 9:10 PM
Got friends over. 3 of em. Played Mario kart, smash bros, Mario golf, Mario tennis,Mario strikers, Mario party finishing it off

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Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C
TopicDrinking topic 152: Johnny goes to the ER?
Johnny_Nutcase
10/01/22 10:09:08 PM
#403
Hell of a speech. Really goodered it up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoTu0U6AhdA

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Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C
TopicDrinking topic 152: Johnny goes to the ER?
Johnny_Nutcase
10/01/22 10:02:18 PM
#402
I went to a little league baseball game for my nephew several years back. I was with my dad and we just sat there and watched as these fucking parents are about ready to go ape shit. I'm sittin there with my dad and we're like "It's a little league game not the fuckin World Series what the fuck is wrong with these people?"

Noowwwww that you brought this up here we go down the rabbit hole.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJ1i3dC6xgo

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Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C
TopicDrinking topic 152: Johnny goes to the ER?
Johnny_Nutcase
10/01/22 8:29:59 PM
#400
MrMallard posted...
I organised a ride for half an hour. I had to do laundry today anyway.

I'm so fucking stupid. I paid 1200 dollars for this mattress, and then I fucking puked on it. I can't fucking believe this.

You gotta pace yourself bud. I honestly can't remember the last time I puked from drinking.

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Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C
TopicDrinking topic 152: Johnny goes to the ER?
Johnny_Nutcase
10/01/22 2:12:49 PM
#391
Well I slept in today because I got the day off and I am not bleeding out my ass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dn5Pbug5nRw

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Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C
TopicMario Kart Night Numero Uno
Johnny_Nutcase
09/30/22 11:16:40 PM
#1
I can't remember how Air does this shit but PM your FC I guess and i'll get your ass in there.

@AirFresh
@Harpie
@MabusIncarnate
@YugiNoob
@JimCarrysToe

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Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C
TopicDrinking topic 152: Johnny goes to the ER?
Johnny_Nutcase
09/30/22 10:43:19 PM
#371
@MabusIncarnate GET your ass in gear Bunny is napping so we have to wake him up now.

Also this new B&B episode is gold. The girl that eats 10 big macs challenge tik tok was absolutely amazing.

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Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C
TopicDrinking topic 152: Johnny goes to the ER?
Johnny_Nutcase
09/30/22 10:38:28 PM
#369
Questionmarktarius posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/6/9/AAEhCpAADu6J.jpg

got a great damn fire tonight

I want this in a poster. It just looks fucked that you have so many different brands of beer.

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Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C
TopicDrinking topic 152: Johnny goes to the ER?
Johnny_Nutcase
09/30/22 9:56:48 PM
#358
Enjoy your hour long load times. Fuck Sony.

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Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C
TopicI find Pink Floyd to just be super fucking boring. =/
Johnny_Nutcase
09/30/22 9:25:51 PM
#38
Jeff don't you work for the shitty ass SNL these days? I can't accept your opinion on this. You are contributing to terrible comedy as it is. Kate McKinnon is the only saving grace and didn't she leave the show?

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Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C
TopicDrinking topic 152: Johnny goes to the ER?
Johnny_Nutcase
09/30/22 9:19:37 PM
#356
@MabusIncarnate We're ready to go whenever you are.

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Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C
TopicDrinking topic 152: Johnny goes to the ER?
Johnny_Nutcase
09/30/22 9:12:39 PM
#355
I have no idea how to answer any of those questions. We'll figure it out I suppose. I'm guess Party/Kart but who knows in this crazy mixed up world.

If you and Amy wanna play i'm down anytime. I know he's like 4 hours behind us so fuckin get a warmup game goin if we want.

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Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C
TopicDrinking topic 152: Johnny goes to the ER?
Johnny_Nutcase
09/30/22 8:56:19 PM
#353
You can tell Fred anything you want i'm not editing JACK SHIT.

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Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C
TopicDrinking topic 152: Johnny goes to the ER?
Johnny_Nutcase
09/30/22 8:17:22 PM
#351
I'll fit your personality you son of a bitch.

Oh yeah this isn't discord but i'm not editing that out. Tough shit. They can throw me in solitary.

@MabusIncarnate you gonna game it with me and Bunny tonight? You probably already told me but i'm not goin back through time to find it.

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Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C
TopicDrinking topic 152: Johnny goes to the ER?
Johnny_Nutcase
09/30/22 8:00:08 PM
#349
FigureOfSpeech posted...
fuck yeah love that leather jacket, Johnny. Looks a lot like mine (newer and less beat up though lol. Mine's probably like 15 years old at this point).

It's not even mine my neighbor just gave me his brothers without even asking him and I wear it around him and he hasn't noticed yet. I'll eventually get a new one but that one fits good and works nice now that it's starting to get cold at night.

Aside from Jackets I hate leather anything else.

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Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C
TopicDrinking topic 152: Johnny goes to the ER?
Johnny_Nutcase
09/30/22 5:17:04 PM
#336
@MabusIncarnate You said you got Metal Hellslinger? Is it good? Thinking of getting it


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Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C
TopicDrinking topic 152: Johnny goes to the ER?
Johnny_Nutcase
09/30/22 7:24:00 AM
#323
@Harpie get your filthy ass back here

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Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C
TopicDrinking topic 152: Johnny goes to the ER?
Johnny_Nutcase
09/30/22 4:57:44 AM
#322
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/5/8/AAHlKpAADuvC.jpg

Im drunk and pooped

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Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C
TopicDrinking topic 152: Johnny goes to the ER?
Johnny_Nutcase
09/30/22 3:46:55 AM
#321
I came to the conclusion after another little moth landed in my godamn drink. I drank it. Why be all grossed out? These creatures live healthier lives than we ever will.

So I got a great shot of protein just now and I can feel it flappin my rib cage.

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Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C
TopicDrinking topic 152: Johnny goes to the ER?
Johnny_Nutcase
09/29/22 10:13:38 PM
#320
Hell yeah and then we'll both go back up there. That would be fun shit.

Eatin Turkey in Albuquerque

Drunken Denver

Shittin in bed pan in Cheyenned

Gettin noisy in Boise

Rattled in Seattle

Buy a Hoover in Vancouver

The trip trips itself.

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Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C
TopicDo Canadians really say ''Thank You'' after having sex?
Johnny_Nutcase
09/29/22 10:01:58 PM
#12
Chadawah posted...
I first read that as "I just say goodnight and cash out."

He meant that he just had a typo. Canuck is a known woman pleaser across the great white north.

Can we say great white north anymore or is that offensive for fucks sake? It's referring to the snow but I guess every asshole see's it differently.

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Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C
TopicDo Canadians really say ''Thank You'' after having sex?
Johnny_Nutcase
09/29/22 9:58:31 PM
#9
shiby_with_it posted...
No they say sorey

Sorey eh but it's not aboot length is aboot gerrrrth ya know?

Ahhhh sorry my Canadian friends.


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Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C
TopicDo Canadians really say ''Thank You'' after having sex?
Johnny_Nutcase
09/29/22 9:53:36 PM
#3

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Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C
TopicBrett Favre stole money meant for special children and people with cancer.
Johnny_Nutcase
09/29/22 9:52:30 PM
#6
Fuck him.

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Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C
TopicDrinking topic 152: Johnny goes to the ER?
Johnny_Nutcase
09/29/22 9:47:39 PM
#318
THANK YOU Dr. Q

Still a head injury ya butt head.

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Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C
TopicDrinking topic 152: Johnny goes to the ER?
Johnny_Nutcase
09/29/22 9:43:33 PM
#316
@CanuckCowboy Take that ya dirty rat.

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Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C
TopicDrinking topic 152: Johnny goes to the ER?
Johnny_Nutcase
09/29/22 9:40:45 PM
#314
On a lighter note I like the black and white uniforms for the Bengals. Waste of money to make em and they only wear em once...

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Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C
TopicDrinking topic 152: Johnny goes to the ER?
Johnny_Nutcase
09/29/22 9:38:49 PM
#313
He must have hit just right. His hands went all fucky so something got jarred in his brain.

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Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C
TopicDrinking topic 152: Johnny goes to the ER?
Johnny_Nutcase
09/29/22 9:32:17 PM
#311
Damnnnnnn Tua Tagaloiaa got FUCKED UP BAD in this game. MAJOR head injury his hands were all fucked up after his hit the ground. Stretchered his ass outta there. He's gonna be in the hospital tonight for sure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwyNhC3BjTM

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Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C
TopicDrinking topic 152: Johnny goes to the ER?
Johnny_Nutcase
09/29/22 8:49:52 PM
#310
Gettin on the liquor tonight. Gots nothin to to do tomorrow. Gonna sleep in and rest up. But for now i'm gonna get a little roasted toasted and honey bunches of oated..... I dunno what all that means but let's just say i'm gonna get plum fuckered.

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Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture! - K to the C
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