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TopicWhat do you think of Trump Black Bagging Protestors in Portland and Seattle?
Kungfu Kenobi
07/19/20 8:21:58 PM
#156
Blightzkrieg posted...
Nobody is bending

Especially not the ones who need to get bent the most.

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TopicHot or Not: Belle Delphine
Kungfu Kenobi
07/18/20 8:13:16 PM
#24
Kimbos_Egg posted...
https://youtu.be/TL470fJMi7w

listen that that soul rendering shit and tell me you still find her attractive.

Still would

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TopicYour kryptonite to your right?
Kungfu Kenobi
07/15/20 12:14:04 PM
#14
Dead batteries. How does that even work?

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Topicwould you fuck me?
Kungfu Kenobi
07/14/20 11:21:57 PM
#11
You'll need to wear a lot of womens' skins first.

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TopicWhere is the fetish community?
Kungfu Kenobi
07/14/20 8:51:24 PM
#3
FetLife.

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TopicI wish there was a simple way to make all those SMB1-3 romhacks out there..
Kungfu Kenobi
07/14/20 3:48:43 PM
#6
Zeus posted...
Is this topic not about NES roms?

It is not. It's about rom hacks. Rom hacks are like mods for roms. Any hacks made for SMB-nes would need to be completely remade for it's All Stars counterpart.

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TopicPotD stop giving me news about politics
Kungfu Kenobi
07/14/20 3:30:28 PM
#7
LB1 posted...
Im just here for the transformers

I gotch'you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48Vx3CmgVGw

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TopicCop says he will SHOOT a PROTESTER who comes at his HOUSE..and he KILLS a COP!!!
Kungfu Kenobi
07/14/20 12:23:13 AM
#13
Full Throttle posted...
accidental discharge

Accidental discharge and negligent discharge are two different things. I'm 99 percent sure this was the latter. Most likely he had the safety disengaged, and doesn't have much practice with trigger discipline using his left hand. He put the gun in his left hand, gripped it wrong, gun went off. Assuming I take him at his word it wasn't intentional.

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TopicGrant Imahara died
Kungfu Kenobi
07/14/20 12:09:31 AM
#3
Dropped dead of a brain aneurysm.

F :(

Metalsonic66 posted...
Well shit

My first words exactly.

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TopicThings white people need to let go.
Kungfu Kenobi
07/13/20 7:30:16 PM
#42
I'd like to see these bullet points in context. The thing about jobs is DEFINITELY out of context. This is on Rufo's twitter, but not in the Fox News screencap: it's missing the point about promotions a person of colour got passed over for going to a less qualified white person. A white person serious about confronting racism can't just go, "I don't like it but whatever, got mine."

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TopicBarkley says that sports are turning social justice fights/issues into a circus.
Kungfu Kenobi
07/13/20 12:11:39 PM
#7
Clown world: circus
This checks out.

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TopicIf given the chance for fame...
Kungfu Kenobi
07/08/20 5:55:28 PM
#6
Who gets to be famous is not an egalitarian process.

It is generally understood in creative fields that not everyone achieves fame to the same degree, even if they contributed more or less equally to what generated that fame. It is also generally understood that it's "who you know" and as long as you remain a good person to know for people who helped you along, you're probably doing more for them by accepting your 15 minutes than playing martyr.

This is what happened between Andy Kaufman and Bob Zmuda. Andy could have comfortably gone on to fame and fortune and left Bob selling road side vegetables for the rest of his life. Instead Andy spent time building up his career to a point where he could afford to bring in one of his old friends from the club circuit, and then did so. From that point on the two of them collaborated until Andy's "death". So maybe it's not a package deal at first, but that can change.

On the other hand, just moving on can also be acceptable. Maybe their stars didn't rise for a reason. Maybe they're too weird or not photogenic enough. Not everyone can or should make the transition from obscurity to spotlight and no one should be held back because of that.

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TopicAfter playing realistic racing games, I can't play Mario Kart anymore
Kungfu Kenobi
07/08/20 3:51:52 PM
#17
Playing loads of DiRT Rally has only made me appreciate Mario Kart more. It's also made me better at power sliding.

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TopicA world without porn?
Kungfu Kenobi
07/05/20 4:50:27 PM
#101
LinkPizza posted...
Maybe. But maybe not. I hate Twitter, but I could see Twitter calling anyone who wants to change women's volleyball attire sexist...

Yeah I could be wrong on that one. The competitors themselves have been fine with or even supportive of the existing dress code. That said the dress code is at least slightly screwy in regards to differences between acceptable attire for male and female competitors. It's hard not to the idea that whoever wrote the rules basically didn't care what the men wore as long as the women wore very little. So I do expect that will change. The current trend for changes to the dress code have been optional IIRC, so maybe that trend will continue.

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TopicA world without porn?
Kungfu Kenobi
07/05/20 2:28:31 PM
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OmegaM posted...
I already said that the disappearance of porn wouldn't affect me much, but would women still be doing sports like gymnastics and diving dressed as they currently are?

That's on the way out anyway. The LPGA changed its dress code a few years back because a lot of attractive lady golfers were wearing short skirts on the green and getting big on Instagram while developing a fanbase that did not "reflect a positive image for the sport."

Women's Volleyball is probably safe for the time being, as players have generally told the league to go fuck themselves when trying to make changes to regulation attire, but I suspect changes are coming sooner or later.

I have mixed feelings. These sporting events don't exist to titillate me, and whatever appeal they might have to my own prurient interests is purely secondary. So if they want to make changes to that, that is of course their prerogative. I can and do respect that, but I don't have to like it.

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TopicA world without porn?
Kungfu Kenobi
07/05/20 1:42:40 PM
#89
ChaosAzeroth posted...
Can you imagine the money making possibilities for those people too? Take requests, higher price for it being a live show (and the only legal porn), hell if they're feeling froggy audience participation shows.

Well sure. The only reason the porn industry isn't making money like it used to is because production and distribution heavily favours demand without any ability for suppliers to control supply. It's not even a buyer's market, you don't even need to be a buyer to access supply. We're flipping that on its ear. If you want anything more tawdry than Game of Thrones or whatever a movie manages to slip into an R rating, you're going to have to go to a person.

Which now that I mention it, makes me wonder about the NC-17 rating, and TV programming blocks like Bleu Nuit.

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TopicA world without porn?
Kungfu Kenobi
07/05/20 1:00:02 PM
#84
I do find it interesting that erotic performances, provided they aren't recorded/distributed were still allowed. I guess we'll see a revival of burlesque shows.

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TopicA world without porn?
Kungfu Kenobi
07/05/20 11:05:27 AM
#70
I'll be fine without porn.

https://i.imgur.com/VXAmMob.jpg

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TopicWho was the best fictional US President?
Kungfu Kenobi
07/04/20 2:01:44 PM
#15
It's a toss up between Michael Wilson and Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.

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TopicWhat's some cool body-horror stuff that hasn't been done before (sorta)
Kungfu Kenobi
07/01/20 8:15:44 AM
#13
I deliberately chose not to include The Ruins because technically the plant just roots into people, it doesn't direct them in any way.

Good movie though, and definitely has loads of body horror.

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TopicWhat's some cool body-horror stuff that hasn't been done before (sorta)
Kungfu Kenobi
07/01/20 6:41:05 AM
#10
There's no need to worry about body horror that hasn't been done because Society(1989) exists and pretty much did all the body horror. Kinda liberating, in a way.

Lokarin posted...
...so far I got a plant that roots over your bones and uses you like a puppet

I direct you to,
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1031280/

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TopicWhat happened to your high school crush?
Kungfu Kenobi
06/28/20 8:24:51 PM
#58
After years of being awkward best friends we finally got together, and are still together. It'll be 20 years this August.

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TopicWhich next gen console will you be getting?
Kungfu Kenobi
06/28/20 2:54:26 AM
#32
ParanoidObsessive posted...


From what I've heard, the implication seems to be that there's actually going to be strong PS4 backwards compatibility, but I've also heard some people talking (maybe just being wishful) about limited PS1 or PS2 compatibility. Which would be ironic for you, but which would work out perfectly for me.

Realistically, the PS5 should be able to just straight up software emulate the PS1, 2, and 3. PS3 emulation is far enough along to make games playable on PCs less powerful than the PS5.

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TopicPotD's very own hardcore punk music topic.
Kungfu Kenobi
06/27/20 11:37:10 PM
#47
Punk, and especially hardcore punk is one of those things I have a lot of near misses with. Like I have some Jello Biafra, but it's the country/western album he cut with Mojo Nixon (P.S. it's awesome). Metal has a lot of cross pollination: I'm more familiar with Danzig as a metal artist. I listen to Psychobilly which is punk's weird cousin. You get the idea.

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TopicSteam Summer Sale Time
Kungfu Kenobi
06/27/20 7:04:14 AM
#63
Beef stew

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TopicRemember when we used to make things for each other?
Kungfu Kenobi
06/23/20 3:47:55 AM
#25
SpeeDLeemon posted...
I take that back. He must have deactivated the website. I was on there within the last year or so and made a couple posts. Lame.

Yes that happened.

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Topic"Stop resisting!!!"
Kungfu Kenobi
06/23/20 12:11:33 AM
#12
FatalAccident posted...
^ I actually dont know. But so once Im arrested, am I kept in jail and charged for whatever nonsense even with no evidence (except my word against theirs)? Until I can go to court?

or do I get to go home pending a court hearing

This is extremely sensitive to the particular facts of the particular situation. Depending on the nature of the charge, and the type of evidence against you, you might be able to post bail, and you might be released on recognizance - which basically means they trust you to show up for court and they let you go home. The system is fucked up, I know people who were given RoR when they shouldn't have been and reoffended almost immediately, and I know people who were denied bail and held for several weeks awaiting trial on charges that would be thrown out within minutes of seeing a courtroom and should never have gotten that far.

EvilMegas posted...
https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/police-stop-man-258-times-charge-trespassing-work-article-1.1526422

This is what I'm talking about. He cooperated and he lived. He collected evidence of police misconduct, and is now building a case against them. It's shitty, but it's the best tool you have against asshole police violating your rights. His situation would not have been improved for running, or puffing up and shouting "Fuck outta here!"

They would have told him to stop resisting, and he'd be dead.

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TopicFlorida Man accidentally SHOOTS and KILLS his BEST FRIEND while on XBOX ONE!!!
Kungfu Kenobi
06/22/20 11:57:51 PM
#48
streamofthesky posted...
And again, why assume it was an "accident" when he pointed a loaded gun at someone and pulled the trigger?

It does stretch credulity that he got carried away and broke every gun safety rule I can think of just to be a goof ball. It's not impossible to believe either, and I kinda hate that feeling.

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Topic"Stop resisting!!!"
Kungfu Kenobi
06/22/20 8:07:20 AM
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FatalAccident posted...
Like if he said Im under arrest for doing whatever is not allowed, even though Im adamant Im not doing whatever he says Im doing - do I just have to comply otherwise Im charged with resisting?

The short answer to that is yes. Which is shitty.

If an officer says you are under arrest, you are under fucking arrest. You go along with it and sort it out with your lawyer after the fact. Once you are under arrest the only ways out are the fifth amendment and the second, and I think you know which of these two is more likely to go your way.

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TopicFlorida Man accidentally SHOOTS and KILLS his BEST FRIEND while on XBOX ONE!!!
Kungfu Kenobi
06/21/20 5:32:03 AM
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deoxxys posted...
Why do people always assume its not loaded?

Even when you take out the magazine, one shot can always be in the chamber.

It's easy to unload a gun in the wrong order and leave a round in the chamber, then go about your business thinking the gun is safe. I didn't say 'smart', I said easy.

Lokarin posted...
Actually, why isn't magazine insertion part of the safety mechanism for exactly this reason?

adjl posted...
I would guess because this sort of incident is too uncommon to warrant the added mechanical complexity that would entail, but it's just as likely because people view accidents like this as being purely a product of stupidity and therefore resist the idea of implementing engineering-level controls to prevent them.

"Magazine Safety" where the gun will not fire without a magazine is a common but not universal feature. Not everyone appreciates mag safety. Some people want the option to fire the last round in the chamber in the middle of switching magazines. It wouldn't have saved this guy if Dumbass had an empty magazine in there, but it might have if the mag was out and he thought it was fully unloaded.

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TopicWhite Teacher tells ASIAN GIRL to CHANGE her NAME cause it's OFFENSIVE! Is it???
Kungfu Kenobi
06/21/20 2:54:47 AM
#33
Personally, I would have simply given her the information and asked her what, if anything, she wanted to do with that. I'd give her the option to Anglicize at her discretion, but not outright ask her to do it. If she's proud of her name, and aware of the connotations it has phonetically in our language, then the professor should just put on his big boy panties and deal with a student named Phuc Bui. If he can't do that without blushing, then he's not grown up enough to be running a class and should not have that job - that's without even getting out the anti-social anti-justice pitchforks over racism.

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TopicFlorida Man accidentally SHOOTS and KILLS his BEST FRIEND while on XBOX ONE!!!
Kungfu Kenobi
06/20/20 8:15:27 PM
#2
We're talking multiple failures of basic gun safety. I don't know how long his sentence should be, but he shouldn't get out until he's passed a gun safety course.

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TopicLaw and Order!
Kungfu Kenobi
06/20/20 11:35:07 AM
#9
ParanoidObsessive posted...
In spite of being a major CSI fan for a while at one point, I could just never get into anything L&O related at all.

Exact opposite for me. I watched plenty of CSI but we never entirely clicked. I like the court room portion, so CSI always feels a little incomplete.

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TopicI can't believe The Last of Us 2 comes out tomorrow.
Kungfu Kenobi
06/19/20 7:27:25 AM
#49
kek, TLOU 2 is getting review bombed on Metacritic.

DirtBasedSoap posted...
weird, never heard of any serious technical issues with the first one and Ive played the shit out of both the PS3 and PS4 versions

I was absolutely unable to finish TLOU due to a showstopping bug that happened 100% of the time and was totally unresolvable on my end.

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TopicWhere do you tend to get your news?
Kungfu Kenobi
06/19/20 5:11:15 AM
#35
Romania. Also Duckbear.

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TopicAunt Jemima has been cancelled
Kungfu Kenobi
06/18/20 5:47:41 PM
#139
WhiskeyDisk posted...
Or would that be offensive to isoceles triangles that identify as hexagons?

Tick-Tock Pepsi.

WhiskeyDisk posted...
Have you ever tried dancing about a yogurt?

.... yes.

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Topic66% of WHITE People say they TRUST the POLICE compared to 28% of Black People!!!
Kungfu Kenobi
06/18/20 5:56:25 AM
#6
Muscles posted...
I'm not sure how you can't be for at least some reform, like cops should go to jail for murdering people, can we at least all agree on that?

Qualified Immunity needs some tighter boundaries at the very least, and I think reasonable people can want it to go a lot farther than that.

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Topic20 y/o Kid Commits SUICIDE after seeing -730,000 in his BANK from STOCK TRADING
Kungfu Kenobi
06/18/20 4:48:20 AM
#7
If I had a face like that I'd stick it in front of a moving train too.

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TopicAunt Jemima has been cancelled
Kungfu Kenobi
06/18/20 12:49:18 AM
#115
IronBornCorps posted...
Imagine seeing this and thinking "I won't do this because someone could lie about something being racist/phobic".

I'm not going to do it because the chances are quite high that anyone taking this attitude is someone with an inflated sense of their own self importance, and anything but total deference to what they're saying will be used as proof of some sort of intolerance, ignorance or hatred on my part.

Fuck that. They want me to "shut up and learn it" they have to convince me that they have something to say first. Just being from a historically marginalized group is not enough. And let me point out the emotional blackmail and manipulative double-bind here: don't treat marginalized people as ambassadors for their groups. But I bloody well better listen to them as ambassadors of their groups.

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Topicif antifa is terrorists doesn't that mean George Washington was terrorists?
Kungfu Kenobi
06/15/20 9:02:46 PM
#24
Lokarin posted...
what's the difference?

A formal declaration of independence signed off by elected regional representatives agreeing to officially sever ties to the British Empire. Included within that declaration being a long list of the king's failures to govern (like at all) providing a basis in rational thought for the assertion that the American colonies were functioning as independent states already.

ParanoidObsessive posted...
The only real difference between "terrorist" and "patriot" is who wins.

Also this. He won, and that makes a big difference.

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TopicMy biggest personal problem when it comes to gaming
Kungfu Kenobi
06/14/20 9:27:31 PM
#13
How about games like Rimworld or Oxygen Not Included, where it's expected/required to change focus once in a while?

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TopicWhat would you want to be the best at?
Kungfu Kenobi
06/14/20 8:26:00 AM
#20
Being good enough at business pretty much gives me tons stuff from the other options. I can employ artists, doctors, and lobbyists, and reap a lot of the personal benefits. The only thing I might consider is scientist because the description given is crazy.

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TopicHalf the SubReddits seem like you get punished for not being a part of hivemin
Kungfu Kenobi
06/14/20 8:04:22 AM
#6
This is what you get for going to Reddit.

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Topic1 million US dollars but first you have to watch 2-3 episodes of The Simpsons
Kungfu Kenobi
06/14/20 8:01:00 AM
#32
OniRonin posted...
That sounds like way too much TV :/ I don't want to encourage that kind of behavior.

But it makes this way more interesting. I'd have to do a think about whether or not there's any amount of money I'd take to watch Simpson Safari again, and if the relevant fraction of $15M is even in the ballpark.

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Topic"Antifa"
Kungfu Kenobi
06/13/20 7:48:43 PM
#38
OhhhJa posted...
I mean... they do regardless of what you believe. They have social media and I've personally had multiple fb friends say they are antifa

I can see why people think "antifa" doesn't even exist: it's not an unreasonable thing to think. Antifa aren't a monolithic group with a centralized leadership. They're people who share a loose set of beliefs and exchange tactics for civil disobedience with one-another. That said to say they aren't organized in any respect isn't accurate either. Going after "antifa" really means going after groups like BAMN. It means learning a new set of social groups for each city and state.

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TopicHow do you lot deal with the guilt over not having had a productive day?
Kungfu Kenobi
06/10/20 1:34:45 AM
#16
This isn't advice, it's just what works for me, with my temperament, and under my circumstances.

I try to never have a "zero percent" day. I do something, a-n-y-t-h-i-n-g. Even if I just poke my work with a stick. In your case, write one line of fiction. Do a five minute code tutorial. That sort of thing. You can't count on motivation. You can't always wait around until you have an internal wellspring of enthusiasm. You need a system for dealing with that. Some people use routines. Maybe routine works for you, and part of the problem is you don't have one (or worse you do, and it's not being respected by external forces). I'm terrible with routine, I find it just one more thing I have to keep in my head.

Having a to-do list helps with this. Having a to-do list with incremental progress indicators instead of binary done/not-done helps even more. I use "mind mapping" software (specifically Free Mind) to keep track of my shit. If I'm feeling lost, I literally have a map. Some days the one productive thing I do is update the map so I know what I have to tackle tomorrow. As long as I don't fall into a trap of making maps every day this can really keep me focused. It also encourages me to think about the smallest parts of my work, which keeps the day to day tasks of manageable size.

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TopicWhat is the worst thing that could happen if somebody web-scraped a site without
Kungfu Kenobi
06/07/20 4:41:05 AM
#6
Pretty much what OniRonin said.

There's nothing illegal about what you're asking. We're talking about public sites with no reasonable expectation of those data not being accessed. Just keep your rate of access to some sane level, like don't open hundreds of connections.

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TopicNurse is FIRED for this HORRIFIC Message on Protesters as she cited FREE SPEECH
Kungfu Kenobi
06/07/20 1:46:20 AM
#7
ZBug_ posted...
on a side note, why do people only claim free speech when theyre being assholes?

Popular speech doesn't need protecting.

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TopicNurse is FIRED for this HORRIFIC Message on Protesters as she cited FREE SPEECH
Kungfu Kenobi
06/07/20 1:14:20 AM
#4
It's transparently free speech. Doesn't mean she isn't a dumbass. Also I agree with her dismissal.

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TopicLeftists are "fascist", but this is ok
Kungfu Kenobi
05/31/20 11:26:58 PM
#11
Yeeesh, those tone deaf replies from City of Minneapolis.

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