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Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 02/05/24 9:31:41 PM #417 | peak bung
https://apnews.com/article/handcuffed-black-girls-colorado-settlement-a7a695839b8841e56b7db0d103cc5ed1 Family of Black girls handcuffed by Colorado police, held at gunpoint reach $1.9 million settlement --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 02/03/24 7:36:49 PM #416 | ...
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-68189568 Inert nuclear missile found in US man's garage edit: It's funny for more than one reason... the second reason being that --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 02/03/24 8:18:53 AM #415 | Cops just givin' away drugs for free now
https://apnews.com/article/black-teen-lawsuit-excessive-force-vermont-disabilities-7b638ed26c299c7f07033968274e8f37 --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 02/02/24 12:58:52 AM #414 | Alabama denies parole of convict for being 'too dangerous'... he's been dead for 2 weeks
https://www.al.com/news/birmingham/2024/02/alabama-said-he-was-too-dangerous-to-parole-hed-been-dead-for-10-days.html --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 01/30/24 10:33:13 PM #413 | Elmos wellness check uncovers existential dread and despair on social media
https://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/viral/elmo-social-media-question-sparks-existential-dread-despair-rcna136477 --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 01/30/24 6:57:16 PM #410 | Super Bowl Rigged for Chiefs so Taylor Swift Can Sway Presidency, Claims Candidate
https://www.si.com/nfl/ravens/news/super-bowl-rigged-kansas-city-chiefs -taylor-swift-can-sway-presidency-joe-biden-candidate -vivek-ramaswamy-trump-votes-49ers And this just after the gov trying to win Swift's favour by banning AI --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 01/29/24 12:17:45 PM #409 | Rockstar pulls Suicide Squad an hour after Early Access launch because the game auto-completes
https://www.videogameschronicle.com/news/rocksteady-pulls-suicide-squad-an-hour-into-early-access-after-players-games-auto-completed/ --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 01/27/24 12:05:31 PM #408 | White House calls explicit AI-generated Taylor Swift images 'alarming,' urges Congress to act
https://www.foxnews.com/media/white-house-calls-explicit-ai-generated-taylor-swift-images-alarming-urges-congress-act because of all the things AI has been doing lately, what gets the White House hot and bothered is Taylor Swift. It's like the South Park movie - the best way to attack America is to attack the celebrities :/ ... oh, and Florida wants to ban social media for those under 16 https://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Family/florida-house-representatives-approves-bill-ban-social-media/story?id=106672586 Top Comment: "How is Matt Gaetz going to get on dates now?" --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 01/25/24 4:15:30 PM #406 | Missouri Rule Change Would Allow Senators to Challenge Each Other to a Duel
https://www.newsweek.com/missouri-republican-senators-duel-nick-schroer-1863838 --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 01/24/24 4:15:31 PM #405 | I didn't know Van Gogh was so into Pokemon
https://www.gamespot.com/articles/van-gogh-museum-fires-multiple-workers-for-pokemon-exhibit-misconduct-report/1100-6520586/?ftag=CAD-01-10abi2f Van Gogh Museum Fires Multiple Workers For Pokemon Exhibit Misconduct - Report One of the employees reportedly pocketed a box of Pokemon cards. --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 01/23/24 4:23:57 PM #404 | The Lord told us to: US pastor says he stole $1m from Christians to remodel home
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/jan/23/us-pastor-1m-cryptocurrency-scheme-christians-denver --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 01/22/24 3:36:23 PM #403 | Cops Used DNA to Predict a Suspects Faceand Tried to Run Facial Recognition on It
https://www.wired.com/story/parabon-nanolabs-dna-face-models-police-facial-recognition/ umm... that's not how faces work --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 01/22/24 10:21:46 AM #402 | A Louisiana teen traveled to the West Bank to learn about his roots. He was shot dead.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/louisiana-teen-traveled-west-bank-learn-roots-was-shot-dead-rcna134889 --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 01/18/24 12:12:48 AM #399 | Jan 6 rioter who assaulted 6 police officers, including injuring one so badly they had to retire, gets only 5 years in prison
https://apnews.com/article/kenneth-bonawitz-proud-boys-capitol-riot-a5076656e597712a5cb2c8223bab73ea --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 01/17/24 10:58:02 PM #398 | Oklahoma bill would require 'furries' be picked up from school by parents, animal control
https://www.oklahoman.com/story/news/2024/01/17/oklahoma-bill-targets-furries-in-schools-threatens-animal-control/72256727007/ Humphrey's bill, House Bill 3084, would ban "students who purport to be an imaginary animal or animal species, or who engage in anthropomorphic behavior commonly referred to as furries at school" from participating in class and school activities. The bill would require parents or guardians to pick the student up from school. But, if parents are unable to pick the student up, the bill says "animal control services shall be contacted to remove the student." ya know what's also an anthropomorphic behavior? literally anything a human does --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 01/17/24 3:52:56 PM #397 | There are no prostitutes available in all of Eastern Switzerland because they are all booked for the World Economic Forum
https://valuetainment.com/wtf-wef-davos-escort-services-are-completely-booked-during-2024-conference/ > According to a report from French outlet 20 Minutes, local escort service Titt4Tat has been booked solid for the conventions entire five-day run. Thanks to the worlds elite, there are currently no T4T escorts available in the entirety of Eastern Switzerland. --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 01/17/24 12:13:38 AM #396 | https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2023/11/21/iowa-man-arrested-for-indecent-exposure-after-pleasuring-himself-at-a-kum-go-gas-station/
Iowa Man Arrested For Indecent Exposure After Pleasuring Himself At A Kum & Go Gas Station --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 01/17/24 12:02:43 AM #395 | Let's go Police!!!
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/ohio-mayor-orders-probe-woman-alleges-police-raided-wrong-house-injure-rcna134062 The mayor of Elyria, Ohio, has ordered an investigation after a woman alleged that police officers who raided her home had the wrong address and deployed flash-bang devices that sent her 1-year-old to the hospital with burns. --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 01/16/24 12:03:39 AM #393 | hol'up, i just realized it's not 2023 anymore... i should make this a new topic
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Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 01/16/24 12:03:04 AM #392 | How are the Ides of Jan treating you?
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/brian-pare-pleads-guilty-to-setting-quebec-wildfires-1.7084669 Quebec man who blamed wildfires on government pleads guilty to setting 14 fires --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 01/13/24 9:33:44 PM #391 | IRS keeps getting its funding cut ... but it managed one of its most successful, umm, not 'sting' but whatever it is when IRS agents mobilize
https://abc7.com/irs-tax-cheats-millionaires-taxes/14319547/ --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 01/13/24 7:06:52 PM #389 | Tenants in mouldy homes in Rochdale told they breathe too much
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-67971225 EDIT: Bonus Lawmaker says free bus rides on Election Day are "not fair" https://www.axios.com/local/indianapolis/2024/01/12/free-bus-rides-election-day --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 01/12/24 1:59:24 AM #387 | Is this any of you guys?
https://www.thefocus.news/lifestyle/chicago-man-seeks-75-million-in-damages-after-his-local-dating-life-gets-called-out-on-facebook/ > A Chicago man is reportedly suing over a post shared on the Facebook group, Are We Dating the Same Guy, and seeking $75 million in damages by claiming the comments directed at him were ill-intended. --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 01/11/24 2:54:06 AM #386 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote]
I meant in a sorta 'how could this be permitted to happen' sorta way --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 01/11/24 2:30:34 AM #384 | Is Air Canada the worst airline or what?
https://globalnews.ca/news/10215152/air-canada-passenger-opens-cabin-door-yyz/ --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 01/10/24 1:28:02 AM #383 | religion of peace?
https://apnews.com/article/brooklyn-synagogue-chabad-tunnel-2c03a40c9150bdf6d9d899436789d8cf A secret tunnel in a NYC synagogue leads to a brawl between police and worshippers --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 01/09/24 5:02:17 PM #381 | Lokarin posted...
Boeing Wants FAA To Exempt Max 7 From Safety Rules To Get It In The Air A sequel! Boeing executives convene all-hands safety meeting at 737 Max factory after yet another crisis https://www.cnn.com/2024/01/09/business/boeing-safety-meeting-737-max-factory/index.html --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 01/09/24 11:29:56 AM #380 | what do you mean you can't cook steak in the toaster?
https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/new-zealand/2021/07/man-who-accidentally- set-his-house-on-fire-by-cooking-steak-in-toaster-unsatisfied-with -insurance-payout.html --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 01/07/24 8:11:14 AM #379 | Boeing Wants FAA To Exempt Max 7 From Safety Rules To Get It In The Air
https://inshort.geartape.com/boeing-wants-faa-to-exempt-max-7-from-safety-rules-to-get-it-in-the-air/ --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 01/06/24 3:54:46 AM #377 | Retiring House Republican says $174,000 isn't enough money for members of Congress: 'Most of us don't have money'
https://biz.crast.net/retiring-house-republican-says-174000-isnt-enough-money-for-members-of-congress-most-of-us-dont-have-money/ --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 01/05/24 12:08:12 PM #376 | Biden Administration to Consult with Navajo About Human Remains on the Moon
https://spacepolicyonline.com/news/biden-administration-to-consult-with-navajo-about-human-remains-on-the-moon/ ...Can't we just declare the moon universally sacred? --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 01/04/24 12:35:55 AM #375 | Man pleads not guilty after Lewes woman dies at slap therapy workshop
https://www.theargus.co.uk/news/24024744.man-pleads-not-guilty-lewes-woman-dies-slap-therapy-workshop/ --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 01/02/24 11:01:44 PM #373 | Police investigate virtual sex assault on girl's avatar
https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-67865327 --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 01/01/24 12:55:34 PM #372 | URL!!!!!!
https://abc6onyourside.com/news/nation-world/pastor-accused-pushing -mcdonalds-cooks-head-deep-fryer-disrespecting-wife-dwayne-waden -assault-battery-arrest-charges-fast-food-chain-restaurant -attack-employee-victim-high-point-north-carolina edit: Ironically, it would be easier to post the whole story than the URL HIGH POINT, N.C. (WKRC) - A North Carolina pastor was arrested after allegedly attacking a McDonald's cook who works with his wife. The High Point Police Department says Dwayne Waden, 57, got a call from her on Dec. 28 saying employees were "disrespecting" her while she was training to be a manager. Waden showed up to the restaurant and walked around the counter, then reportedly put his hands around the neck of one of her coworkers. Police say he then started punching the victim in the face multiple times and pushing his head down toward one of the deep fryers. Other employees apparently pulled Waden off the 34-year-old victim, who had a family member drive him to the hospital. The police report says he suffered a "large contusion" on his forehead and right eye, as well as scratches on his neck. First responders were called to the scene, and were able to view the restaurant's security camera footage. Officers then took Waden into custody on charges of assault and battery. He posted his $1,000 bond and is due back in court Jan. 22. According to his social media, he is a truck driver as well as a pastor at Elevated Life International Ministries. --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 12/31/23 9:57:21 PM #371 | Republican blocks release of Epstein flight data since it would compromise too many republicans
https://www.newsweek.com/republican-tim-burchett-colleagues-compromised-jeffrey-epstein-flight-logs-1853586 Pizzagate for me but not for thee --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 12/30/23 6:47:33 PM #370 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/ecce5549.jpg
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Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 12/30/23 5:26:22 PM #369 | Man who proposed 10 year penalty for destroying statues destroys statue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-VPoU1KgCk --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 12/30/23 3:47:31 PM #368 | Plot of Temple of Doom completely upended
https://inshort.geartape.com/sacred-stones-worshipped-for-generations-in-india-turn-out-to-be-dinosaur-eggs/ --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 12/29/23 3:34:58 PM #367 | Trump smells
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/donald-trump-odor-adam-kinzinger-b2468213.html --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 12/25/23 10:39:21 AM #365 | I been making the joke that police are like medieval knights... can't you just easily imagine a band of knights doing things like raiding homes and killing randoms?
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Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 12/23/23 2:30:38 AM #363 | Police raid home, steal $300k from a safe, torment the family, accidentally burn their house down and then throw a pizza party
https://www.newsweek.com/weed-farmer-outraged-lawsuit-cops-pizza-party-after-raid-1854657 --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 12/21/23 5:57:40 PM #359 | Restricted military intel posted on the War Thunder forums for the 9th time this year
https://www.eurogamer.net/war-thunder-players-leak-military-documents-on-forums-again --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 12/21/23 4:34:55 PM #357 | Are your welfare funds in good hands? Trust Ghana Gold
https://mississippitoday.org/2023/12/19/welfare-funds-ghana-scam-prevacus/ Mississippi welfare funds wound up in a Ghanaian gold bar hoax, court filing alleges > Text messages obtained by Mississippi Today and an aggressive new court filing from a key welfare scandal defendant chronicle how funds intended to help Mississippis poorest residents may have ended up in the hands of a Ghanaian scammer. The movie-like alleged scheme involves thousands in welfare funds that were never returned, a purported sale of gold bars, and a scientists threats to involve the FBI and former Gov. Phil Bryant. --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 12/19/23 4:33:11 AM #356 | If we go my anecdotal evidence then all Sikh men are adorable cuties
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Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 12/18/23 8:39:06 PM #354 | https://www.riverfronttimes.com/news/st-louis-police-file-felony-charge-against-bar-pm-owner-after-suv-crash-41472853
St. Louis Police File Felony Charge Against Bar:PM Owner After SUV Crash Co-owner Chad Morris now faces a charge of felony assault on an officer ... Top Comment: "I ordered the bar to step out of the way as I approached in my vehicle. The offender was non-compliant refusing to obey my lawful instruction. I then utilized vehicular force to enforce compliance from the wall. Upon apprehending the structure I then arrested the accomplices inside." --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 12/15/23 11:25:50 PM #345 | Can't believe it's been almost a whole year of ass
... Murder conviction of Chicago man who spent 12 years behind bars overturned because key eyewitness was legally blind https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/murder-conviction-chicago-man-spent-10-years-bars-overturned-key-eyewi-rcna128875 The witness was allegedly suffering from advanced glaucoma at the time of the crime, severely limiting visibility. Surveillance video from the scene also revealed the eyewitness was much farther away than he initially claimed to be, according to the Exoneration Project. --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 12/14/23 10:33:18 AM #344 | https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2023/12/manufacturer-deliberately-bricked-trains-repaired-by-competitors-hackers-find/
Trains were designed to break down after third-party repairs, hackers find The train manufacturer accused the hackers of slander. Top comment: > Hacking IT systems is a violation of many legal provisions and a threat to railway traffic safety, Newag said > They went from "You can't look at that, we'll sue !" to "It's not true !" to "We were hacked !" faster than a bricked train, that's for sure... --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 12/13/23 10:43:53 PM #343 | Marjorie Taylor Greene (brain slurry) complaining that capitalism works
https://www.meidastouch.com/news/its-not-right-marjorie-taylor-greene-attacks-creation-of-high-paying-jobs-in-her-district --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 12/09/23 9:12:45 AM #341 | The 2nd ammendment is that the right to bear arms won't be infringed... it's not in and of itself a right to bear arms, only that the already existing right won't be infringed.
That tacitly implies all other rights can be infringed! ... also guns lol https://healthimaging.com/topics/medical-imaging/magnetic-resonance-imaging-mri/mri-accident-woman-gun-shot-fda-report --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 12/08/23 9:03:47 PM #338 | And the Albertan medical system
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/alberta-naturopath-adriana-lagrange-rob-roth-primary-care-1.7049522 --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
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