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Thanks obama
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Mead posted...

ParanoidObsessive posted...

I too just recently heard the bullshitstorm cropping up in the usual "gamz jurnalizm" cesspool over whether or not game reviews should be inherently political and anyone who disagrees is a giant over-privileged manbaby, or if the sort of people who feel the need to constantly force their personal politics onto entertainment are just suppurating assholes who need to shut the fuck up.

Wtf who is saying this

Literally everyone on the Alt+left
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Dihydrogen Monoxide is destroying your car!
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FinalFantasyVII posted...

How in FFVII politicians are bought out by corporations who comprise the health of the planet using imperialist tactics to dry up all the resources for profit.

You don't need to think at all for that - since that's the norm
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Different tiers

*Strategical: Ok, this enemy is weak to fire, but also absorbs fire... that's gotta be a gimmick, how do I exploit this?

*Puzzlical: If I move here I'll get trapped, but that's the only way to get the key off the button needed to fuse carbons into benzene to make fuel for my factory

*Plot...ical: wow, that was a captivating piece on domestic violence that did it in an extremely graphic, yet sympathetic way that shows the evils of alcoholism but also its benefits and the effects of economic stability on a nation during a time of war with space aliens who shoot alcohol beams that make people into abusive husbands.
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Serfs don't have to politics.
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https://nypost.com/2018/11/27/kate-beckinsale-hops-on-the-penis-facial-trend/

Sorry, I just thought it was really funny

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...Anyways: Are there any games similar to SMT Nocture or Digital Devil Saga 1 on the Steam? I miss when RPGs required thinking.
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Here's a good idea. Have a point. It makes it so much more interesting for the listener!
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Just tell them both that god, heaven and hell not real
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BlackScythe0 posted...

Wtf is Soya Sauce?

Soy Sauce... I just say Soya 'cuz ma family says Soya.
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Kigalas posted...

I remember when it was just bottles of Robitussin people were downing. At least that shit got you high, but also literally does what the egg & frying pan commercials depicted with your brain cells if you did it often enough.

Drugs are part of a nutritious breakfast
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Bulbasaur posted...

Lokarin posted...

_AdjI_ posted...

That sounds more like a dumb hippie/yoga mom thing, not a dumb kid thing.

At my age - same thing

aren't you like 25

I'm 35.
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How is the 10th game the 3rd one?
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_AdjI_ posted...

That sounds more like a dumb hippie/yoga mom thing, not a dumb kid thing.

At my age - same thing
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https://www.thisisinsider.com/woman-brain-dead-after-trying-a-soy-sauce-cleanse-2018-12
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jramirez23 posted...

They're gonna be so thirsty.

They'd probably die. That much sodium will shrink your brain of its delicious fluids
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Don't. Drinking a full bottle of Soya Sauce is deadlier than a Tide Pod.
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I have no idea
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cuz sometimes I want to do things on multiple devices
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I dropped about $2k on everyone else, but I don't actually want anything that I can think of
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Do a story on Johnson and Johnson and how their asbestos filled talcum powder killed more babies than planned parenthood
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Everyone knows what's on the inside doesn't matter, it's what's on the outside that counts!
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Mead posted...

I wasnt aware they even made any beyond the third one

Even the second one was pretty bad

I kinda like the second one, it was a perfect send off for a two-parter since there was only "one girl" to go to two heroes.

The rest are cheesy and dumb, and likable for that reason.

There was also a TV series
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And they got Michael Gross to be in it again
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zebatov posted...

Lokarin posted...

a school resource officer?

So schools really are prisons over there?

I'm pretty sure they have truancy laws here in Canada, too.

But we don't call them the police
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SunWuKung420 posted...

Lokarin posted...

Actual zero. the seemingly impossible is still possible.

If a zero is a possibly, than it isn't a impossibility.

e
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a school resource officer?

So schools really are prisons over there?
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Actual zero. the seemingly impossible is still possible.

I do Astrology - but that's because I believe it's possible.... .. .. . . to make money from people using it.
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The leading cause of terrorism in Canada....

https://globalnews.ca/news/4750078/canada-terrorism-threat-report-2018/

Is the 'incel' movement...
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Someone, venom-something, got assmad and started doxxing the mods :V
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i can tell you that rapids do NOT work. Technically they should, but somehow they don't.
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Red_Frog posted...

GoPron?

Is real
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Dang ass Yellowshirts dead ass want the provinces to break up and join America
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LinkPizza posted...

Lokarin posted...

I kinda want to order pizza, but I have pizza here - in the freezer.... secretly I just want to order more Coke.

What kind? Soda from the pizza place? Or is you delivery guy/gal a dealer?

Coke Zero... and it's a sad,too; cuz there's literally a gas station 2 blocks away where it's half the price but it's dark and cold out
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I kinda want to order pizza, but I have pizza here - in the freezer.... secretly I just want to order more Coke.
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Who ... cares?
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my right armpit
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r/metacanada

Such butt
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Depends on the retailer. I would hate working a mall, or being a cashier due to slog - but being a salesman, helping customers... that's cool.
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These two aren't Metroidvanias - but since I seem to be 3/3 for recommendations today;

https://store.steampowered.com/app/893680/Project_Warlock/

https://store.steampowered.com/app/519860/DUSK/
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The first is ok, I'm not a jealous person - but in the second case,pressumably it'd be MY bed 'cuz where the hell else would I be... that's not cool, that's MY bed.
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Fox News is just as good a source as The Sun or National Enquirer
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Y'ever play the original Warcraft where you have to build roads and just build a really long road out to nowhere?

Trump needs to do that, creatin' jorbs
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Yellow posted...

RoboXgp89 posted...

they aren't fucking immigrants get that through your head

most of them are criminals before they even come here

why do you think they don't go through customs like every other person that immigrated here? take a guess....

The holocaust denier is here

I don't wanna say something tooooo unpopular, but it's actually offensive to call the Holocaust a holocaust, so capitalize dat. Traditionally holocausts were sacred offerings... The Holocaust was genocidal murder
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Mead posted...

Trump doesnt even want to actually build the wall

He just wants his base to stay fired up and scared of immigrants

Ya, we're getting a lot of that up here in Canada - everyone is afraid of the immigrants.
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That's why they aren't starting it...
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zebatov posted...

...call an 800 number, say for their bank, booking a hotel or ordering pizza and end up talking to a cute person on the other end about unrelated, personal stuff?

Not personal stuff, but while waiting for tech support we chatted Pokemon for like 2 hours
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GanglyKhan posted...

You only have to pay to play first party games online and only for the Switch. 3DS and Wii U are still free online.

I believe the games that require an online subscription are ARMS, Splatoon, Mario Party, Mario Tennis, Mario Kart, and Smash Bros.

What aboot Monster Hunter?
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I apparently have both; I just don't know which one would be better for Streaming.
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Java or Windows 10?
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