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TopicSo the entire Skywalker family line is
LookANinja
01/01/20 4:45:43 AM
#9
Woulda been cool if they made her Empress Palpatine then we could start the entire series over again.

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TopicWould you fuck dis fat chick on new years night?
LookANinja
01/01/20 2:18:42 AM
#10
TopicI wonder how much extra are hookers on New Years Eve.
LookANinja
12/31/19 6:22:05 PM
#5
vigorm0rtis posted...
Huh. Never thought about it. Might be a good story hook, though.
So it's New Years Eve, being a lonely man, i hired a hooker just to have someone at midnight. However, being the affluent, yet lonely man, i decided to spring for extra. On top of the substantial New Years Eve charge, i paid extra to have her dress up in an outfit of my choice. Being a gamer, i chose for her to dress up in a Dota Crystal Maiden outfit.
The moment arrives. I let her inside, and show her the outfit, lo and behold, she recognized it, and is quickly excited to put it on. She runs her hands under the sink to get them nice and cold for my enjoyment. As things are getting cold and heavy she asks me if i have any ice. Keep in mind, i have a sort of phobia with ice, cold is fine, but ice is a bit scary for me, except in my drinks, which is why the Crystal Maiden outfit served as a sort of "forbidden fruit." I told her there was ice in the freezer and she immediately came out throwing ice cubes at me screaming "ICE IS NICE." I'd never been so terrified and turned on.

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TopicI wonder how much extra are hookers on New Years Eve.
LookANinja
12/31/19 6:11:00 PM
#1
And how many people actually hire them just to have someone there at midnight...

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TopicIs January a three-paycheck month for you?
LookANinja
12/31/19 1:28:15 AM
#20
TopicI'd honestly give my left nut (the smaller one) for a new Rogue Squadron game.
LookANinja
12/31/19 1:27:28 AM
#4
Dude i was literally just thinking about this in the shower. I Rogue Squadron II was awesome, and Rebel Strike wasn't as good, but was still fun to play as Wedge. The throwback to a jedi starfighter was cool too.

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TopicJust saw Star Wars *Spoilers*
LookANinja
12/30/19 9:22:51 AM
#10
My reasoning for it was weak. I said it had symmetry, with Kylo Ren being born from the light side, yet yearning for the dark. Rey would be the opposite, born the from dark side, yet yearning for the light.

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TopicGot Gold Combat knife in Modern Warfare.
LookANinja
12/29/19 9:51:09 PM
#1
Had to cheese kills while injured by throwing thermite on the ground in HC. Now i'm gonna have to do the same with the riot shield. Ugh.

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TopicJust saw Star Wars *Spoilers*
LookANinja
12/29/19 6:24:47 PM
#1
I've been calling Rey being a Palpatine since the Force Awakens, does Gamefaqsarchive still exist? I wish i posted this shit on reddit. I was so satisfied with that reveal.

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TopicMaybe i'll try an alchemy build when i revisit Witcher *Spoilers*
LookANinja
12/29/19 6:17:00 PM
#1
I only got to right before the battle of Kaer Mohren, using the ballerina light attack spin move throughout the game. Alchemy sounds cool and different.

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TopicWow, People most be loving the Witcher Netflix series.
LookANinja
12/27/19 7:55:45 PM
#18
Pretty sure Ciri will have a cameo in Cyberpunk

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TopicTriss wasnt hot enough in the Witcher on Netflix
LookANinja
12/27/19 5:28:35 PM
#10
TopicAdam Driver is pretty handsome tbh.
LookANinja
12/27/19 5:09:30 AM
#12
TopicThe rage you hear in CoD as you knife a dude over and over again is amazing.
LookANinja
12/27/19 5:04:13 AM
#16
GallisOTK posted...
Riot shields cause way more rage when you kill someone with them
I run both, sometimes i switch to the riot shield when i run out of throwing knives, try to get close enough to switch to knife and kill them.

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TopicThe rage you hear in CoD as you knife a dude over and over again is amazing.
LookANinja
12/27/19 4:11:22 AM
#12
TopicThe rage you hear in CoD as you knife a dude over and over again is amazing.
LookANinja
12/27/19 3:46:47 AM
#1
TopicIf I use Gatorade as my alcohol mixer will it help prevent a hangover?
LookANinja
12/25/19 4:23:21 AM
#1
TopicCurrent update on Lindsay Lohan
LookANinja
12/24/19 7:38:25 PM
#58
TopicMy Coworkers mom is selling mexican food out of the back of her car at our work.
LookANinja
12/24/19 6:53:15 PM
#10
HiddenRoar posted...
What State/Country?

She'll most likely need a permit to sell food, and inspections from the Health Department to ensure sanitary conditions of the cooking/preparation area(s) and to ensure that health codes for food prep/handling, transport, and storage are being followed.


I am aware what she is doing is illegal. But...

DrizztLink posted...
The best Mexican food comes from places like that.


Coworkers were joking last week that we'll see who gets sick. So far so good. I'll take the risk.

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TopicMy Coworkers mom is selling mexican food out of the back of her car at our work.
LookANinja
12/24/19 6:48:26 PM
#7
There were no tamales, just taquitos, potato tacos and enchiladas. I don't have pics because she sold them at 12AM last night during our lunch and i ate them right away.

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TopicMy Coworkers mom is selling mexican food out of the back of her car at our work.
LookANinja
12/24/19 6:44:44 PM
#1
I bought an order of chicken taquitos for $5. It was pretty good yo.

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TopicImagine being the kid who gets a Stadia on Christmas
LookANinja
12/23/19 10:03:39 PM
#14
KillerSlaw posted...
Imagine being the kid that gets a fucking Stadia app for Christmas, then.
Yeah this doesn't make this topic any less stupid.

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TopicHenry Cavill: PC is the best gaming platform
LookANinja
12/23/19 6:52:07 PM
#11
KillerSlaw posted...
IIRC he has said he dabbles in World of Warcraft way back in like 2013 during the Man of Steel press tour.

I think he came out during the Witcher press tour and said PC is best, but he buys high end prebuilts and hasn't been able to build one himself because he's so busy training and acting. So he probably doesn't stink.
He was in a WoW raid when he missed the call telling him that he's Superman.

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Topic1995: Disney buys ABC. 2006: Disney buys Pixar. 2009: Disney buys Marvel...
LookANinja
12/23/19 4:59:50 PM
#13
Imagine if they bought Paramount and owned Star Wars and Star Trek?

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TopicSo apparently ant man 3 introduces the next big bad
LookANinja
12/22/19 8:28:48 PM
#11
TopicWhat do you get for Chinese food?
LookANinja
12/22/19 4:46:00 PM
#18
Peking Pork Chop is a pretty good dish that i don't see ordered that often.

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TopicI'm gonna make me some fucking nachos.
LookANinja
12/21/19 8:00:40 PM
#33
That's what i do. Sprinkle some cheese throw it in the toaster oven on medium toast.

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TopicI'm gonna make me some fucking nachos.
LookANinja
12/21/19 1:04:30 AM
#31
Props to you for using real melted cheese instead of "nacho cheese" hate that shit.

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TopicY'all playing Modern Warfare?
LookANinja
12/20/19 9:31:14 PM
#60
I just got 98 kills knifing in shipment hardpoint

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TopicY'all playing Modern Warfare?
LookANinja
12/20/19 4:09:41 PM
#59
AvantgardeAClue posted...
Most people run through them to open and they stay open the entire match

Shipment has no doors too obviously lol
People close them in stuff like Hardpoint.

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TopicY'all playing Modern Warfare?
LookANinja
12/18/19 7:16:45 PM
#53
TopicY'all playing Modern Warfare?
LookANinja
12/18/19 4:39:34 PM
#41
OMG PC fixes in the latest patch. I hope they're good.

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TopicY'all playing Modern Warfare?
LookANinja
12/17/19 6:26:02 PM
#37
Keep in mind the PC version has major performance issues.

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TopicY'all playing Modern Warfare?
LookANinja
12/17/19 6:19:36 PM
#35
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
What the fuck? Really? Like proper so I can play on PC and be playing Xbox or PS4 people?
Yeah and you can even party up with other platform people

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TopicY'all playing Modern Warfare?
LookANinja
12/17/19 6:15:18 PM
#33
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
I'd love to get this but I have literally nobody to play this with on PC. Is it drop in/drop out so I can just pick my character/stuff and play a game and I'll be put in a match or am I going to be going up against teams of like 12 people who are coordinated
it is cross platform

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TopicHas there ever been a really good launch game?
LookANinja
12/17/19 5:06:24 PM
#32
Damn, i was going to say Halo. Do any of the Batman Arkham games count?

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TopicI never know what i wanna do on my birthday...
LookANinja
12/17/19 4:51:41 PM
#1
It's on the 30th and my family always asks me what i want to do, it's in such a weird spot between christmas and New Year. Restaurants are always crowded as fuck, and people are getting ready for New Year parties. Last time we just ordered pizza and played some games.

I just wanna fuck goats.

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TopicY'all playing Modern Warfare?
LookANinja
12/17/19 4:48:03 PM
#19
I've been having fun using the EBR now that i've got focused unlocked. With the right attachments it feels a lot like the mk14 from MW3. 1 headshot kills from ridiculously far away. Also been having fun knifing. I still wish i knew how to fix the crashes. I've checked every thing on reddit, i guess i just gotta wait for a patch.

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TopicWtf I think Im getting a new tooth
LookANinja
12/17/19 5:57:38 AM
#9
Topicit's funny how "Lost" had no cultural impact whatsoever
LookANinja
12/17/19 3:25:36 AM
#47
Topiclmao @ this Baltimore accents thing
LookANinja
12/17/19 3:01:08 AM
#2
TopicY'all playing Modern Warfare?
LookANinja
12/17/19 1:55:54 AM
#10
TopicITT: We post Thicc Asian woman pics
LookANinja
12/16/19 11:13:45 PM
#13
SauI_Goodman posted...
some of these are thicc but most are fat.


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TopicYou ever play the cracker game? >_>
LookANinja
12/16/19 7:48:43 PM
#9
TopicWow the current taco bell box is $7
LookANinja
12/14/19 6:10:44 PM
#13
Decided not to get a box the other day, got a Steak quesadilla, Steak Quesarito, and 4 pack of Chicken rolled tacos.

I feel like the quesarito is a good concept, but poorly executed. The cheese they use is weird.

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TopicMy girlfriend and I are going directly to hell...
LookANinja
12/14/19 6:08:04 PM
#1
... For making fun of the way a deaf girl speaks on TV. We were watching Supernatural and the girl says "Sam." and I imitated the way she said it, and my girlfriend was like "HOARDER THTAM" and we both started cracking up.

We would never do this in public, but goddamn did i feel bad.


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TopicBlack woman running a vietnamese bakery? (Watchmen Spoilers)
LookANinja
12/13/19 9:23:44 PM
#5
All the Sushi places near me in Socal are owned by Koreans, with Latinos/Hispanics as cooks. It's bizarre.

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TopicHave you used a bidet before?
LookANinja
12/12/19 1:03:06 AM
#6
People say it's weird.

If you woke up in the morning with a piece of shit stuck to your face, would you just grab a paper towel and wipe it off?

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