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This is the best fight scene of the whole Ip Man series:

Can't wait for Ip Man 4. Rumor has it that Jackie Chan will be in it and he will fight Donnie.

I saw MasterOfSex at a grocery store yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didnt want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, Oh, like youre doing now?
I was taken aback, and all I could say was Huh? but he kept cutting me off and going huh? huh? huh? and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like Sir, you need to pay for those first. At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually to prevent any electrical infetterence, and then turned around and winked at me. I dont even think thats a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by eating doritos really loudly

Did he have food stored away in his beard, for when he emergency gets hungry again 5 minutes later?!

Tell me who!

Godnorgosh posted...

Is he unconcerned about possibly losing his job, or is he so irreplaceable that he can get away with it?

He's probably got the most senior amount of technical knowledge on our excessively complex product, in so the second one.

He called the general manager a "big lady" in reference to her weight and he still has his job. Guy is not going anywhere.

I"m confused, did or didn't you guys have intercourse?

MasterOfSex posted...

Turbam posted...

Whose alt are you?

i am not an alt wtf

stfu

Be careful.
My roommate just got his tires slashed because he was fooling around with someone else's girl.

Whose alt are you?

So which one was the father?

2 minutes, I am composed of pure T.

When I was in high school, there was a girl in my class who was being hit on by the older kids. It was kind of creepy because those older kids were like 16-17 and we were 12-13.

Anyway, they asked her if she had a boyfriend she said yes and named a guy in my class. Then they beat that guy up and also me just for lolz.

do airbnb with a cute asian girl

EmojiBomb posted...

Looks fake. Do a sign pic.

I've cammed with her. It's definitely real

I respect the hard workers busting their ass out in the elements to earn their keep, not somebody who looks pretty sitting in their air conditioned office all day pushing pencils.

Kazuma_Yagami posted...

List of issues:

- Im black
- Im using the thing where only people Ive liked can see me.

you have to be a 6ft average/above average looking white guy to get matches sorry bro

Looks fake. Do a sign pic.

They really should focus on stuff like women in the middle east getting raped and stoned and having no rights instead of focusing on how having a hot girl in a beach body ad is fat shaming or some dumb shit like that >_> That's why no one takes them seriously.

Theres literally millions upon millions of videos for free on the internet you could live your whole life and never see the same one twice.

why do people feel the need to download porn lol

Hitler.

But you'd also be wrong for your statement

tremain07 posted...

American and Chinese tourists are without a doubt the worse, an American tourist will destroy your landmarks and throw a shit fit if they aren't be catered to in a place of business but a Chinese tourist, they really give no shits about respecting the place they're visiting, there was a story awhile back about a group of them throwing rocks at sleeping Kangaroos because they wanted to see them jump a while back, one of the animals died from it.

Basically, Americans are arrogant dicks who think they own the place while Chinese tourists act like bratty children who think that place was specifically made for them.

Incorrect on Americans. They did a poll not too long ago that found that in terms of westerners, the most hated are the brits, for being "loud and bothersome".

Irony posted...

All tourists are

fix'd