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Haha I just remembered another time. Shared this story here before when it happened. About 6 months ago at the Four Seasons Go-Go on Bangla Road in Phuket. Went to watch a ping pong show, my wife ended up volunteering me for their "sexy show" after they begged her (she thought it was a lotion show). Nope, it included two girls rubbing lotion over my body with theirs but. It also had one of them literally sitting pussy first on my mouth while the other gave me a blow job under a tiny towel where you would "accidentally" flash the crowd my dick. Luckily there was only about a dozen people there when happened.

Was more embarrassing than sexy, my wife got a good laugh out of it though. Thankfully both girls were hot as fuck and then we ended up going to a club with a few of the girls.
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My wife refused to let me pay for anything for her when we started dating. It even took a bunch of convincing to let me take her to breakfast on Valentine’s. She wanted me to know she wasn't dating me for my money because she had her own and didn't need it. I had originally refused to date a Thai because of all the horror stories you hear, she proved that wrong.
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The AKC disagrees with you. Carrots are widely considered healthy snacks by vets and kennel clubs.
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ChromaticAngel posted...

MuayThai85 posted...

I'm putting my money on the stupid part. And all I did was sear the meat anyways, enough to kill any bacteria that may be on the meat.

I just want to put an addendum here.

While a lot of people do it with no real problems, you should not, in general, give dogs "human food" because of potential allergy issues. Dogs should always be fed dog food.

My brother put his corso on a raw meat diet and it was the best thing for him. Fixed all his stomach issues (never seen a dog throw up whatever he ate as much as he did). And natural foods are fine for dogs, I've fed all my dogs fresh vegetables (especially carrots) and as a treat fresh meat from the market. I don't season it or anything obviously.
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Banjo2553 posted...

OleBillyBoy225 posted...

Vindris_SNH posted...

MuayThai85 posted...

I just cooked her a steak because I felt bad for her.

Cooked meat is very bad for dogs. If you want to feed them meat, bone-in raw chicken is good.

Are you fucking stupid?

Either that or he's trying to pull a really awful prank.

I'm putting my money on the stupid part. And all I did was sear the meat anyways, enough to kill any bacteria that may be on the meat.

Anyways, my wife was just looking it up and it said they are really bad during the rainy season and us living right next to a rice field does make it worse.
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I just cooked her a steak because I felt bad for her.
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I bathed her less than 2 weeks ago and there was nothing. Found 1 the other day, then a few more yesterday. So went and bought tick shampoo and bayticol. While bathing her it really became apparent just how many she had.

It's gotta be due to it being the rainy season now. We've had rain every day for at least 2 weeks now and she spends about 5 hours per day in the yard. We also live next to a large rice field so that probably doesn't help.

Hopefully this will help, I'll wash her once per week. If she keeps getting them though, guess I'll go that vet to get her the injections.

*off in the title. Damn swype.
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judasmaiden15 posted...

like 50 and some CEmen on here and people on a sub reddit for getting your joystick rated

Oh that reminds me. There is actually a dick pic of mine on Reddit as well. It included my dick and my wife's ass covered in my... well you get the idea.
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Few in the gym change rooms. One guy paid me $200 to watch the girl I was working with blow me, that was different.
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1x1 literally just means 1 group of 1. 2x1 is 2 groups of 1, etc.
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NES4EVER posted...

MuayThai85 posted...

Olive Garden to me is the shitty version of East Side Mario's. I miss that place so much. All you can eat pasta Wednesday for $10, some of the best chicken/veal parm I've had at a restaurant as well (my homemade is better but it's still really enjoyable).

All you can eat bread and Caesar salad. $12 got me dinnwe, bottomless coke, and as much salad as I could eat and as much bread as I could stash when nobody was looking.

And that bread was fucking awesome too. Always hot. We'd usually end up filling up on the bread and taking half our meal home.
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Olive Garden to me is the shitty version of East Side Mario's. I miss that place so much. All you can eat pasta Wednesday for $10, some of the best chicken/veal parm I've had at a restaurant as well (my homemade is better but it's still really enjoyable).
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Maybe because people aren't expecting you spoil a fucking movie that hasn't even been made yet...
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3khc posted...

What is this spoilers for?

A spoiler for something likely in the second movie. Dick move not to warn people about it...
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Deadpool_18 posted...

LordRazziel posted...

Try using the liquid flea/tic stuff. It works MUCH better.

Also, this. Don't ever buy the cheaper brands, though. They can cause muscle spasms and weird fits of twitching. It's sad to watch.

Will do. I'll go check a pet store after work tomorrow for some.
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Deadpool_18 posted...

23Jarek23 posted...

It's either a tick, or a stink bug.

Either way, go to the vets, lime disease will kill it if you don't.

It's definitely a tick and he doesn't need to spend money at the vet. Just flush it. Dogs have a crazy immune system.

That's what I did. It was really small so I don't think it got the opportunity to bite her. I found it while scratching her side and it came out of her fur really easy.
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hortanz posted...

Is it really that common to get ticks from playing outside as a kid?

Not that I can remember. We use to be outside from like 8am-8pm during the summers when I was a kid. Went camping at least 3 weeks per year as well.

Doom_Art posted...

MuayThai85 posted...

Toronto.

so you grew up in canada and have never seen a tick

wtf

Yep. Not even in Alberta.
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Doom_Art posted...

MuayThai85 posted...

Yep. Never once got one or even saw one as far as I can remember. Had 2 black labs and they never got them either and we lived right next to a large ravine.

where did you grow up

Toronto.
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Deadpool_18 posted...

MuayThai85 posted...

Deadpool_18 posted...

That's a tick.

How do you not know this

Never dealt with ticks before. It wasn't attached to anything and we cover her in flea/tick powder every couple days.

Not what I meant.

What I meant was how have you never dealt with ticks before? Didn't you play outside as a kid?

Yep. Never once got one or even saw one as far as I can remember. Had 2 black labs and they never got them either and we lived right next to a large ravine.
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Deadpool_18 posted...

That's a tick.

How do you not know this

Never dealt with ticks before. It wasn't attached to anything and we cover her in flea/tick powder every couple days.
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I've only found the one so far. Checked her coat after I found it.
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615pm and eating dinner before watching IT in IMAX in 45 minutes.
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Pogo_Marimo posted...

Cormier was in San Jose the day before training at A.K.A. What would he be doing in Edmonton?

He's commentating at UFC 215 which is this weekend in Edmonton.
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Agreed but that's the industry. A lot of the girls date black guys and the guy doesn't seem threatened if the tricks are white or brown but if they are black it is a whole different story.
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StupidGenius posted...

As someone who is from Edmonton, I really cannot imagine why someone would come here for hookers. Unless he's out to play Spoons on 118 ave or something.

I worked with some really hot girls there. Most aren't from Edmonton, they are from Toronto, Montreal, Halifax, etc. and travel there for work. Alberta was a huge boom province for girls until oil went belly up. I saw girls regularly make $20,000+ per week.
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ImAMarvel posted...

MuayThai85 posted...

They almost always ask the race of the caller because certain girls won't see black guys or Indians.

That is fucked up.

Nah it's kinda understandable in some situations. If a girl is pimped or even solo there is a chance of the black guy calling being a pimp himself and trying to recruit. It happens all the time, I saw it happen at least once per week where it was some guy trying to recruit for pimping or selling coke for hi. . As for Indians, the girls have told me it's because they are extremely cheap, difficult to deal with and have BO problems (this is according to about a dozen different girls I've worked with).
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Lorenzo_2003 posted...

Why in the world would he use his real name? Better yet, why wouldn't he just have one of his flunkies do the transaction instead?

I'm not saying it's impossible for Cormier to be that stupid, but this really sounds more a thing Jon Jones would do.

Without photo ID he wouldn't be able to get service or pay with his card. For the other option, it would mean he has to tell someone he wants to fuck a hooker. Some guys don't trust anyone with that kinda information.
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REMercsChamp posted...

Classy as always TC

You're saying you wouldn't tell anyone if you cam across a possible story about a celebrity you wouldn't share it with anyone?
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The_Donald posted...

https://www.instagram.com/p/BYv9cYghao7/

He was Stateside in San Jose today.

What time was that finished though? With him commentating tomorrow's fights it would make sense for him to get there at least a day early.
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OK it sure as hell appears to be him. Girl said that the guy looked like the guy in the picture my dad showed her. The card he paid with was in that name and he told her that he was here to announce the fights on Saturday.

Never expected Cormier to be that kind of guy...
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BIackest_Night posted...

Not that rare a name in Canada

Well he is black at least, phone girl confirmed that. They almost always ask the race of the caller because certain girls won't see black guys or Indians.
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Whoops. Thought this was the MA board.
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OK so this is going to seem odd. It was well known on CE that I use to drive escorts as a job. High priced hookers at that. Anyways, when I moved to Thailand I set up my dad with the job while he was between contracts.

Tonight the agency just got a call. When asked for his information over the phone, he said his name was Daniel Cormier. She's on the way to the call now, my dad is driving her.

It could be bullshit but this company operates mostly on credit/debit transactions so you have to give your real information (including photo ID to prove it is your card). Would be fucking crazy if it is true. The way he carries himself he acts like a family man, not someone who'd be fucking hookers in Edmonton, Alberta.

I'll post more information as I get it. Wish he could get a pic of his ID somehow, TMZ would pay a bunch for that shit lol.
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Totally fair. Having a little bit of extra fabric covering your stomach isn't going to make much of a difference when it comes to being too hot or cold.

I live in the tropics. My wife was pregnant during the summer months here where it is like 40-45C every day with the humidity. She never wore crop tops nor have I seen any pregnant women here doing it.
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RebelElite791 posted...

Zikten posted...

i'm not. I never said there were NO black people

you telling me there were african nobles in medieval england?

You did, yes.

Also, Merlin is a fucking fantasy show and you're upset about black people?

And a movie about a guy finding a magic lamp with a genie who grants 3 wishes isn't?
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LightHawKnight posted...

eston posted...

Obviously he could retire now if he wants, but he's still in demand as a fighter and he's also a public figure. I think it would be really easy for him to transition into doing commentary, hosting gigs, maybe even have his own TV show

Didnt he say he would retire after the fight with Mayweather? Retire with his millions of dollars?

No. He said he wanted to fight Khabib in Russia. He also wants to be a billionaire quite badly so he can't quit now.
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Balrog0 posted...

I Like Toast posted...

He could, but why fight for a few mil that is the highest mma goes when you fought for 100 mil.

I think he'll do 1 or 2 mma fights and retire.

just depends on what kind of contract he can negotiate with the UFC's new owners

although I guess the best they could do is offer him some kind of stake in the company, which isn't looking too hot right now

They could easily pay him 20-30 million for Diaz 3 or Khabib in Russia. Any other fights he'd be lucky to get 10 million but those are his two money fights and I think he loses both of them. Khabib would maul him.
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FightingGames posted...

central canada

Freezing temperatures... Unless you're in Vancouver, the winters can get fucking brutal.
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You're missing the point as well. We are talking about a hypothetical situation.
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Philoktetes posted...

emblem boy posted...

What self defense actually helps in real life defense situation

krav maga

Krav Maga is McDojo bullshit. Take boxing, kickboxing or Muay Thai. Judo/Bjj are great as well but if the fight ends up on the ground his friend might kick you in the head.

Virus731 posted...

_Goggalor_ posted...

I wouldn't. My point is your statement is a bit cocky.

You'd be cocky too if you were my height. Again, there has only been one person brave enough/had enough reason to punch me and he was a giant Maori bloke who was making a video of them taking swings at big guys. He punched me and they ran off before I even knew what happened. Cops eventually caught them and found their phones with a compilation video of them attacking people.

I regularly break up fights at my work. My classic line is "I weigh more than both of you combined so I'd watch what you do next if I were you"

As I said, if someone attacks me they must have a really good reason or be straight up sadistic.

Size means nothing if you don't know how to defend leg kicks/conditioned to take them. I'd teap kick to keep distance and chop your lead leg down until you couldn't stand anymore (and I doubt it would take more than 2-3). Not that we'd have a reason to fight but that's what I'd do if put into that situation against a bigger guy (I'm 6' 235lbs so not that small) who has little to no martial arts training.
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I train Muay Thai and have fought professionally twice in Chiang Mai, Thailand.I'm also a 3 stripe white belt in bjj.
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Metro2 posted...

^Healthcare shouldn't discriminate. Trans people want to live happy healthy lives just like anyone else.

I consider it cosmetic and the government shouldn't cover cosmetic surgery.
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Saxon posted...

I saw it in the theaters over 20 years ago.

Couldn't wait for the VHS release.



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This. Remember going to see it with my dad and brother.
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I'm indifferent. I see and interact with trans people everywhere almost daily). I also have a MtF friend. It doesn't bother me but I also don't understand it.

I don't think I'd be happy if my own child was trans though. It might take me a while to accept it but I'd definitely not try to encourage it.
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Any message you send will likely end up with you not being born.
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Turbam posted...

Is that game $20 yet?

I picked up the HZD/Drive Club/Ratchet and Clank package for $30.
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I started playing a couple days ago (game is fantastic). I remember everyone talking shit about her looks. I don't see how anyone can claim she was ugly...

:edit: Aloy, damn autocorrect.
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Hopefully if she hits the fan and NK goes completely crazy and nukes Seoul or Tokyo that 3,500km is enough of a buffer distance from the nuclear fallout of NK being turned into a parking lot.
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Theatre: Dunkirk
Home: Kubo and the Two Strings (well only just started watching it
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