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TopicWhats da above posters top 3 fetishes iyo?
NeonOctopus
09/15/17 10:59:51 PM
#2
TopicIt sucks that the best versions of Sonic 1 and 2 are on the phone >_>
NeonOctopus
09/15/17 10:56:08 PM
#8
TopicFat people are always hoarding those motorized carts at Walmart from actual
NeonOctopus
09/15/17 4:59:14 PM
#14
CapnMuffin posted...
There should be sensors in the candy and soda aisles that disable the carts when crossing the threshold.

lmao, I imagine this pile up of dead scooters on both ends of the candy aisle
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TopicChildhood is playing Sonic & Tails
NeonOctopus
09/15/17 3:33:05 PM
#9
Or like the first boss of Sonic 3, he hits the enemy before you and you fall to your death cuz it had invincibility frames
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TopicChildhood is playing Sonic & Tails
NeonOctopus
09/15/17 3:26:44 PM
#7
Tappor posted...
...and playing as Knuckles?

Knuckles is that phase you get once in a while where you wanna get pegged by your gf cuz it feels good and different
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TopicChildhood is playing Sonic & Tails
NeonOctopus
09/15/17 3:22:16 PM
#5
Tappor posted...
Adulthood is not playing Sonic

Edgyteenhood is not playing Sonic
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TopicChildhood is playing Sonic & Tails
NeonOctopus
09/15/17 3:21:56 PM
#4
Zikten posted...
why is sonic alone more fun though?

You don't have Tails fucking you over with bosses and special stages are easier
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TopicChildhood is playing Sonic & Tails
NeonOctopus
09/15/17 3:20:25 PM
#1
TopicIt sucks that the best versions of Sonic 1 and 2 are on the phone >_>
NeonOctopus
09/15/17 3:02:07 PM
#7
Yeah, via level select.

In Sonic 2 there's also an option to play as Knuckles with Tails as your partner. It's fun >_>
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TopicIt sucks that the best versions of Sonic 1 and 2 are on the phone >_>
NeonOctopus
09/15/17 12:05:37 PM
#4
Banjo2553 posted...
The version of Sonic 1 I got must be different for Android. I don't remember a 7th Special Stage when I played it.

You gotta use the level select and enable it.

It lets you go Super if you get all 7. Or you can just use the cheat code to get it all 7 or use debug mode to spawn a super monitor >_>
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TopicIt sucks that the best versions of Sonic 1 and 2 are on the phone >_>
NeonOctopus
09/15/17 11:25:35 AM
#1
Cuz they're really great but for some dumb reason, Sega won't put them on consoles / PC nor make a mobile version of Sonic 3.

If you didn't know, the mobile versions have a shit ton of extras in Sonic 1 and 2 and makes the games way more fun:

-native widescreen and 60fps
-Custom touch controls and controller support
-Sonic Tails and Knuckles are playable in both games with their Super forms too.
-Spindash, spike glitch fixed, and no speed cap in Sonic 1
-new areas for Tails and Knuckles in Sonic 1 and Hidden Palace Zone was put into the main game in Sonic 2
-elemental shields from Sonic 3 are options in Sonic 1 and 2
-debug mode is still in these games and easter eggs like cut enemies where added into it
-fun extras like a 7th special stage in Sonic 1, 8th special stage in Sonic 2, boss rush, and time attack.
-if you're dumb and want all the glitches and original mechanics of the games intact, you can reenable them >_>
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TopicGuys, I just got turned down by a fucking prostitute! She said I was ugly!
NeonOctopus
09/15/17 9:23:02 AM
#24
TopicNorth Korea fires missile towards Japan
NeonOctopus
09/15/17 9:13:31 AM
#43
TopicCaeda and Navarre leaked for Fire Emblem Warriors
NeonOctopus
09/15/17 9:03:17 AM
#4
TopicThats fucked up, GameFAQs
NeonOctopus
09/13/17 7:01:34 PM
#6
TopicDo you think Samus Returns will be better than AM2R? >_>
NeonOctopus
09/13/17 3:22:42 PM
#14
Zack_Attackv1 posted...
What am I, a third world citizen?

I don't stand for unlicensed game development.

I bet you get tons of pussy with that attitude
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TopicTrump is having Pelosi and Schumer over for dinner tonight.
NeonOctopus
09/13/17 2:31:46 PM
#4
TopicTwo useless ex googlers attempt to invent something that doesn't need to be
NeonOctopus
09/13/17 12:19:28 PM
#19
If they do this, thugs are definitely going to vandalize these stores or steal stuff lol
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Topic11-year-old boy fell into volcanic crater. His parents died trying to save him
NeonOctopus
09/13/17 12:17:00 PM
#40
BoogerRed posted...
_OujiDoza_ posted...
The jokes in this topic are just a smidge in bad taste given the circumstance...

I agree - the people here are just erupting with crass comments.

lol
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Topicexcellent trolling by anti feminist.
NeonOctopus
09/12/17 8:46:03 PM
#7
Topicexcellent trolling by anti feminist.
NeonOctopus
09/12/17 8:09:41 PM
#4
TopicIGN: Ranking the Top 10 Nintendo games of all time
NeonOctopus
09/12/17 8:08:39 PM
#8
Respectable but I don't like how everyone dick rides Link to the Past and Super Metroid >_> They're great, but they aren't GOAT of all time, nah mean?
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TopicV > IV > VI > III > VII > I > II
NeonOctopus
09/12/17 12:50:04 PM
#12
2 is definitely the worst. At least 1 had some cool stuff like podracing, Darth Maul, and the Starfighter sequence. 2 literally had nothing cool in it except for Jango Fett.
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TopicV > IV > VI > III > VII > I > II
NeonOctopus
09/12/17 12:06:36 PM
#1
TopicFyre Festival of Pizza: NYers get served sample slices of cold pizza. $75
NeonOctopus
09/12/17 12:02:16 PM
#7
TopicNES Classic coming back next year
NeonOctopus
09/12/17 12:00:54 PM
#11
DreadedWave posted...
We'll all have the chance to not be able to get one again.

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TopicJJ ABRAMS is RETURNING TO DIRECT STAR WARS 9!!!!
NeonOctopus
09/12/17 11:54:20 AM
#5
TopicRemember when people were sexually harassing Tony the Tiger?
NeonOctopus
09/12/17 11:53:17 AM
#4
I remember people would write stuff like "Fingerbang my cereal bowl, Tony!" Shit was hilarious >_>


Chester Cheetos's twitter welcomed all the furry shit iirc
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TopicHillary Clintons book "What Happened" reads like a therapy session.
NeonOctopus
09/12/17 11:48:02 AM
#7
pinky0926 posted...
AlephZero posted...
TMNdtS9


I don't even know what is and isn't satire anymore, this election put everything up for grabs.

Bruh, obviously she didn't dress as a cowboy and murder a dude on stage in front of a cheering crowd lol
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TopicI like using the N-Bomb
NeonOctopus
09/12/17 11:46:49 AM
#17
chill02 posted...
they renamed it to N-Grenade in the Xbox Live Arcade version

cowards
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TopicI like using the N-Bomb
NeonOctopus
09/12/17 11:34:03 AM
#15
Topic9/11 question
NeonOctopus
09/12/17 9:26:02 AM
#45
TopicDo you think Samus Returns will be better than AM2R? >_>
NeonOctopus
09/12/17 8:42:42 AM
#1
Hmmm?


Choose your destiny!
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TopicBianca Kmiec, 18 year old fitness model
NeonOctopus
09/12/17 7:45:35 AM
#49
TopicSo kryptonians aren't super strong on their home planet?
NeonOctopus
09/11/17 10:00:00 PM
#10
I think it was because their sun didn't give them super powers because it was too weak
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TopicMaybe I'm a jaded old man but I hate stereotypical youtube thumbnails >_>
NeonOctopus
09/11/17 7:34:29 PM
#26
TopicFinally said good bye to my first car ever >_>
NeonOctopus
09/11/17 7:27:53 PM
#4
Popcorn_Fairy posted...
I still have my first car's keys on my keychain. I loved that car.

I forgot to give the extra key over. Maybe I'll keep it >_>
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TopicYo Trevor Noah's coming to my school. What should I ask him
NeonOctopus
09/11/17 5:45:20 PM
#12
TopicThe best moment in political debate history (yes, this is real)
NeonOctopus
09/11/17 5:42:11 PM
#3
TopicFinally said good bye to my first car ever >_>
NeonOctopus
09/11/17 5:38:22 PM
#1
Got it from my mom at 60k miles after graduating high school and had 140k miles on it when I finally gave it away myself. I miss it already >_> I had almost an emotional attachment to my first car, nah mean?










But not as emotional as that random guy on youtube who fucks his car. That guy is hella weird lol
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TopicIt should literally be a war crime that Goldeneye hasnt been rereleased>_>
NeonOctopus
09/11/17 5:21:21 PM
#10
Cpt_Pineapple posted...
LOL picks Oddjob

I never got why he was so short in Goldeneye >_> Wasn't he a huge guy in Goldfinger?
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TopicIt should literally be a war crime that Goldeneye hasnt been rereleased>_>
NeonOctopus
09/11/17 5:14:07 PM
#5
TopicMaybe I'm a jaded old man but I hate stereotypical youtube thumbnails >_>
NeonOctopus
09/11/17 1:36:26 PM
#25
UnholyMudcrab posted...
SSJGrimReaper posted...
neon got tricked by the boobs-in-thumbnail-but-not-in-video clickbait trick

TOP GIRL FAILS OF 2017!

Reminds me of some video that said something like TOP NEWS REPORTER FAILS OF 2015! and the thumbnail was this busty reporter with huge cleavage. I watched the whole thing and there was zero boobage in the video. I was kinda pissed >_>
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Topicis anyone else's gamefaqs running delayed?
NeonOctopus
09/11/17 1:34:26 PM
#6
TopicMaybe I'm a jaded old man but I hate stereotypical youtube thumbnails >_>
NeonOctopus
09/11/17 1:24:01 PM
#22
I remember the first 2 years of Youtube, you could watch TV shows on it because people would just torrent the files and upload them to youtube lol. They finally cracked down on it after the Viacom suit in 2007ish
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TopicHillary blames Comey, Russia, WikiLeaks, Voter ID Laws, Sexism, Misogyny...
NeonOctopus
09/11/17 1:18:46 PM
#6
TopicHow can liberals be so shameful and make of Trumps skin color?
NeonOctopus
09/11/17 12:43:48 PM
#8
TopicIt should literally be a war crime that Goldeneye hasnt been rereleased>_>
NeonOctopus
09/11/17 8:01:59 AM
#4
TheKingOf-Kings posted...
As a 27 year old, it fucking sucks these days dude.

Call me 10 tho IDC.

You're a 10 year old
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TopicIt should literally be a war crime that Goldeneye hasnt been rereleased>_>
NeonOctopus
09/11/17 7:59:08 AM
#1
No, that Wii version doesn't count. It's one of the most influential console games and it still hasn't been rereleased in some form 3 gens later. The fuck.

Apparently someone was working on it for XBLA a la Perfect Dark remake, but the deal fell through while it was still in alpha:




inb4 10 year olds say it's not fun to play anymore
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