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Heli Attack 2 is also good but I like Heli Attack 3 more imo

Bush Shoot-out is also an amazing game if a little simple lol >_>
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40% wtf lol

I can't see anyone getting mad at a game enough to throw a controller >_>
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Old man in Pokemon RPGs still go "Fufufufufufu" if that's any consolation >_>
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Fun fact: the model that Snifit #1 has on his desk in the lobby is the Magitek armor from Final Fantasy VI
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deed
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I hope everything is okay
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These are pretty good >_>
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Ruvan22 posted...

Oh wow.. so does that mean games on Kongregate also won't be playable?

No one is sure if sites will still keep their flash content up or not.
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Do the books still hold up for adults?

DId J. K. Rowling change the books recently and added any dumb Lucas-style edits like wizards shitting their pants, or are the reprints still the same as they were in the 00's?
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Tropicalwood posted...

Those were the good days of exploring the 18+ section of Newground.

If you were in middle school in mid-00s and didn't look up flash porn stuff on Newgrounds, you had a deprived childhood.
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I don't know the specifics but I heard it's full of errors like they get names wrong, or straight up tell you stuff that isn't in the game or the wrong steps to get something.
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obsolete posted...

Cartoon Network definitely had the better flash games than Nickoldeon
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Ruvan22 posted...

Wait - what's happening to Flash?

Adobe is officially dropping support for it in December 2020. Which means browsers don't want it because it'll be a security risk. You can probably still force it on somehow, but no one is gonna make flash content anymore and sites like Newgrounds are turning their flash animations into mp4s and having a downloadable flash player for offline.
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5. Heli Attack 3
4. Robot Unicorn Attack
3. Sim Girls
2. Abobo's Big Adventure
1. Dragon Ball Z: Mission to Namek

I can already hear the comments people are gonna say >_>

Wow Neon "Titty Meister" Octopus, there's so many amazing flash games and you chose those 5? Come on now! You're missing _________!

Well shit. I know I excluded some absolute bangers like Fancy Pants Adventures and World's Hardest Game and Don't Shit Your Pants and whatever fucking else, but these are the ones I liked growing up soooooo

.....Did you really put a hentai game in #3? >______>

Yeah <_< But it's actually fun. It's basically like a mini-Persona game and it's surprisingly complex in trying to maximize everything in a short time with all the mechanics, side-stories, and mini games, plus there's a bunch of different endings. It also can be a little jank at times and the porn sucks lol, but that's part of its charm. Puberty Neon tried it for the boobs, and stayed for the gameplay.

Also, I found out the guy who made this has been adding to it for 17 fucking years and last updated it 2019. Geez Louise >_>

Neon, literally why the FUCK is such a trash game like DBZ: Mission to Namek literally #1 on your list when literally every game on your list below it is better in every way!? Literally.

I just like it >_> It's a 10 minute RPG where you control all the best saiyans and can even make them super saiyans in the middle of it if you grind them out. idk, I fucking loved this game as a kid and love it now, even though it's jank as fuck and kind of cheaply made >_> That's the best thing about Flash though; everyone has a favorite somewhere, no matter what it is.



Anyways, if you want to play Flash games after adobe kills it, look up BlueMaxima's Flashpoint project. Its a program and that archived like 10,000+ flash games and animations and lets you replay them with almost no issue now. I definitely recommend it if you missed out and don't want watch all your favorite flash games die or you're a babby milennial and want to see why Flash games were so good in the 00's.
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j_coat posted...

Did you check the fireplace in the princess's room yet?

Yeah, he found the dildo

In the japanese version, it was literally called "Peach's XXX" >__>
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spanky1 posted...

I literally just pulled out my old busted up players guide for this game cause of this topic.

That old busted player's guide is inaccurate as fuck btw >_> For whatever reason, the official guide is riddled with inconsistences. Maybe it got a beta version to go off of? idk
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Yeah, it's dumb. They just made it to show off mode 7 like every SNES did.

3 things just unlocked now. A mole in one of the houses will take items for points and you can use those points to buy elemental bombs. But they suck and you shouldn't use them >_>

The 2nd is that another mole a different house will start selling fireworks for 500 coins. If you want to fight the secret super boss, you want to buy the fireworks and then trade them to the child outside for a "shiny stone", but you can do that later when you actually get to the town with the super boss. Also, every time you buy a firework from him, he increases the firework effect used in the very end of the game during the credits. You can buy up to 5 to maximize it.

After you unlock the door to the super boss, you can trade the shiny stone for a carbo cookie in the item store, and then use that to bribe a mole kid off her bucket and use that bucket to get 1 free ride to the Midas river mini game. Not really worth 500 but it's there if you want to try that <_<

The real prize is that a Toad set up shop in the item store and will sell you 3 things throughout the course of the game. The first thing he sells you is a lucky jewel that when used in battle, immediately grants you the lucky status, but it get destroyed forever after 10 uses. I think he gets the 2nd item after you get the 5th star, and the 3rd item after the 6th star. The 3rd item is really really important because it's Peach's best weapon in the game >_> So be sure to pick that up when it appears.

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Yoshi racing is completely optional btw and I totally understand if you don't want to bother with it. The rewards really aren't worth it >_> It's just a fun side activity if you can actually beat the first race.

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Alucard188 posted...

I randomly just got Van's favourite. Explain to me what I do with it again?

you can sell it to Huang for ~55000 G or you can give it to Van and he'll offer to sell you weird secret items.

But only give it to Van if you have 1 million G on hand, or he'll just sell you back the Van's Favorite for a higher price >_>

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discodancer77 posted...

For some reason I was expecting there to be no mention of Yoshi(s) in this game

Yoshi got cookies? Yoshis Cookie reference?

Yeah, you use the cookies to race Boshi and if you win, you get the ability add cookies to your inventory and bet cookies on races. The Yoshi cookies act as an item morph for enemies and certain enemies have a chance of morphing into certain items. If it fails or you use it on bosses, you get a Yoshi Candy as a consolation prize, which heals 100 HP.

Racing is weird, but you DON'T mash A and B, you gotta do it in a rhythm to the drumbeat in the background. The Y button is kind of a turbo boost but it isn't too useful imo >_> Once you beat Boshi, you get the option to bet up to 9 cookies on Yoshi races. Either you can race Yoshi yourself or watch him race automatically. Extra cookies you get stored by one of the red yoshis. Later on, there's a baby yoshi that hatches that you gotta feed a certain amount of cookies to grow up, and then after it grows up, you feed it cookies to gain rare items.

That's the gist of how Yoshi's and racing works. Fun fact: you can hit Y while riding the Yoshi to jump and if you're facing diagonal, he'll stick his tongue out. It doesn't do anything though >_> Maybe it was a cut feature for something?

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discodancer77 posted...

Just got 20 points in the goomba stomping minigame, but that was absolutely horrible to do with this isometric perspective. Are the rest of the prizes worth it? 24 points required, etc

They way I did it was just stand one 1 pipe the whole time and jump on every goomba from that 1 pipe. If you see a spiny, then kinda swerve off the pipe if you already commited to the jump.

The prizes are:
1st time - Flower Tab
2nd time - Flower Jar
3rd and onwards - 1 frog coin

They add 2 points to the record every time you break it but you don't want to break it too hard or you'll get some super high number early >_> Just get the minimum and stop there if you have time left. Usually I just get the 2 flower items and move on


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I mean the Bowser doll beat Mario doll and Peach doll and the Geno doll beat Bowser doll and IRL Mario sooooo >_>

Later on there will be expensive stuff you can buy, like a gameboy for 500 coins or a power star for 800 coins. The game just constantly throws money at you, especially in the sunken ship

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btw did you talk to Gaz after beating Bowyer to get the Finger Shot? >_>

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I like the pantomiming they make Mario do through out the game to have him explain stuff to NPCs or little mechanics jokes like the party members trying to "enter" Mario's sprite but tumbling out and jostling Mario in the process. Or how they portray Bowser as this loser that tries to act tough constantly.

This game just has a lot of fun charm to it >_> But I can't see them doing those things justice in a remake with a new graphics style. Some of this stuff was made for the sprites art

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I'd rather get new characters like Jinx to join. He'd be a fun party member with all the crazy moves you fight against him

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She is not hot

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That's a weird way to play it. I can't imagine being higher than level 3 at Croco >_>

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yusiko posted...

i wish luigi was a party member

In prerelease screenshots he was in some of the scenes, but I guess they scrapped all that and put him in the credits and instruction manual

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Me after giving Preserved Flowers to 4 chicks and 1 dude >_> in 1 day

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>_>

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spikethedevil posted...

Going by his topic on the board the presses flower event overrode it.

Yeah, that's so dumb. I'm just glad Cliff comes back

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spikethedevil posted...

How do you get the gold lumber?

Thomas comes to you and asks for a diamond at the start of winter. And I think Gotts starts selling them once you buy all the expansions and the villa, but it's crazy expensive

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My black friends are all terrible at swimming btw lol

I think its cuz inner city youth don't have access to pools iirc. That's where it comes from >____>

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Valentina literally pioneered jiggle physics on boobs in games. I love Super Mario RPG

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I tried that apple chart and it totally still works lol. I just wish it was faster to get the million >_> It gets pretty tedious

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I still don't know what the fuck Punchinello was supposed to be. This game has a lot of weird character designs for enemies

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Don't buy anything from the Frog Coin store in Tadpole Pond: it's all trash. Save all your coins for the frog coin store in Seaside Town. That's where the good stuff is >_>

Also, if you sleep in Rose Town's inn after getting the 2nd star, you get to see a Zelda cameo

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Thomas gave me Golden Lumber and straight up said "Years ago, people would hate you for putting this in your field but now no one cares anymore"

So I guess it's okay to use Golden Lumber now? >_>

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While it is definitely creepy for a 25yo to try to date a 16yo, there's nothing illegal about it. She's dumb >_>

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WTF, it's late Fall and Duke still hasn't asked me if I want a job yet for Cliff. Did they take this event out?

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https://media1.tenor.com/images/301865ce9f144fe8b9c134688e4880cc/tenor.gif

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I gave Van's Favorite to Van and he gave me a Quiz Book for 1 million G >_> What the heck do I do with this?

Also, what else can I buy from Van's secret wares? Like the stuff he can sell you when you show him Van's Favorite

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I'm treating it like Persona and just wooing everyone, especially since one of the achievements is to give a preserved flower to all 12 people >_>

After everyone is at a red heart, I'll probably go bang either Popuri or Marie >_> Elly would've been cool if she didn't have that shithead kid around her. Too much baggage for me lawl

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Why are they taking this down??

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https://fogu.com/hmforum/viewtopic.php?t=37256

This is the algorithm for the apple game in the GBA version. idk if it works in this version, but here it is in case it does.
If the site doesn't load cuz the servers suck, here's the gist of it:

Super Ultra Great Delicious Wonderful Apple = S
Hyper Miracle Sweet Gorgeous Beautiful Apple = H
Angel Eternal Pure Fresh Elegant Apple = A
Left, center and right will be abbreviated as L, C, and R respectively.

Follow the apple on the left for the first 2 moves. If it moves to the center first, and then to the right, you need to follow it to the end and see what its final position is. Otherwise, all you need is the first 2 moves.

Starting apple positions -> moves -> Final apple positions

SHA -> CR(L) -> SAH
SHA -> CR(C) -> HSA
SHA -> CR(R) -> HAS
SHA -> RC -> AHS
SHA -> CL -> ASH
SHA -> RL -> SHA

AHS -> CR(L) -> ASH
AHS -> CR(C) -> HAS
AHS -> CR(R) -> HSA
AHS -> RC -> SHA
AHS -> CL -> SAH
AHS -> RL -> AHS

ASH -> CR(L) -> AHS
ASH -> CR(C) -> SAH
ASH -> CR(R) -> SHA
ASH -> RC-> HSA
ASH -> CL -> HAS
ASH -> RL -> ASH

HAS -> CR(L) -> HSA
HAS -> CR(C) -> AHS
HAS -> CR(R) -> ASH
HAS -> RC -> SAH
HAS -> CL -> SHA
HAS -> RL -> HAS

HSA -> CR(L) -> HAS
HSA -> CR(C) -> SHA
HSA -> CR(R) -> SAH
HSA -> RC -> ASH
HSA -> CL -> AHS
HSA -> RL -> HSA

SAH -> CR(L) -> SHA
SAH -> CR(C) -> ASH
SAH -> CR(R) -> AHS
SAH -> RC -> HAS
SAH -> CL -> HSA
SAH -> RL -> SAH

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spikethedevil posted...

Apparently you can get the seaside cottage after 150 gifts to the HG, anyone know if thats the same as it was?

In the GBA version, you had to connect to Wonderful Life on Gamecube a shit ton of times. Now it's just giving gifts to the Goddess >_> Same with Van and Lou appearing.

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DarthDemented posted...

also think you typo'd there because the super suit can be used on Mario. Pretty much the last armor change I make for Mario once I get it

I guess it was poor grammar. Everyone can wear it. Mario and Geno get the most benefit from it though.

DarthDemented posted...

How is the 100 jumps hard? I usually have it done before the first star.

lol shut the fuck up

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Just go back and he'll give it to you. It's a quick trip. Plus it's manditory for a level to unlock later down the road anyway, so you might as well just get it out of the way now.

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