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I am not a #2 overhead all aluminum alloy conductor.

FL81 posted...

this might just be the worst idea I have ever heard

I got the tar if you got the feathers.

MartavisBryant posted...

Just save at a convenience store, wait until the winning numbers are announced, and soft reset to buy a ticket with the winning numbers

What if the winning numbers are randomized every time you reload?

Ricemills posted...

There's the 4th pig who build his house from the remains of his enemies.
It's not a durable material, but it sure send the message.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/b91f29a9.jpg

Why should you feel bad about doing something totally natural?

No, the answer is /

Pixel 7 Pro's battery life has been holding up very well ever since the Android 14 update dropped.

The girl next door

Glob posted...

Earbuds simply wont stay in my ears.

What type are you using? I have no problems with using ear buds that go into the canal with the largest foam tip (of course that's the size I need).

Dungeater posted...

no, they hurt. all earbuds hurt p badly. even over-ear headphones hurt. i am the only one i ever encountered who has this

My first set (Galaxy Buds Pro) used to hurt a lot, so I could only wear them for short periods at first, but continuing to wear them longer and longer eventually made the pain go away.

gator71 posted...

I love fresh cherries but I don't like the texture when they're cooked in a pie.

Use frozen cherries for cooking.

Just say no to neck rings.

Hard to beat a good cobbler, especially warm and served la Mode.

littlebro07 posted...

Now can these fucking groceries go back to normal prices

What does gas have to do with grocery prices? It's all about the diesel.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/52e0a636.jpg

Plumeofdusk posted...

https://switch4good.org/

Thinly-veiled vegan propaganda website

wackyteen posted...

If you cut the clothes off someone and they had a 'Do not resuscitate' tattoo, would that be enough for you?

Probably nothing short of an envelope taped to their chest containing the legal documents required.

GranTurismo posted...

who?

Some recolored knockoff of The Tick.

Irony posted...

I wear a sign around my neck that says do not resuscitate or I sue

Judge: *laughs and immediately dismisses case with prejudice*

ToteAll posted...

Don't the two yellow lines on the road mean you can't do that there?

Unless there is a sign at the intersection saying otherwise, you can legally cross double yellow when leaving driveways and parking lots.

Jeremy517 posted...

Truck is the worst obviously, but insurance companies will give the woman part of the blame because she pulled into the left turn lane early.

People were using that lane to merge instead of turning. You can hop into it and stop to wait to merge or turn, but you aren't supposed to continue traveling more than 200ft within it.

realnifty1 posted...

Defensive driving is about not having to deal with the hassle of minor accidents related to idiot drivers. The car is 100% lawfully in the right. They have the right of way and have no duty to yield to some idiot turning out into traffic. Video guy is going to get bent over if it goes to court.

"Defensive driving is a good behavior to practice, but don't you dare drive defensively because right-of-way is king!"

Defensive driving is about taking actions to avoid all collisions even if it's inconvenient for you to do so.

Nosferatu_Zodd posted...

He must have been flaccid

Or phimotic

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/8610b8a3.jpg

Toonstrack posted...

You're correct, but it has more to do with premeditation.

Voluntary manslaughter can involve intent to harm or injured but without premeditation.

Nope, 1st degree is the only kind of murder that requires premeditation and intent to kill (premeditation can be as short as 1 minute such as someone taking the time to walk back to their car to grab a weapon so that they can kill someone). 2nd degree murder and voluntary manslaughter does not require premeditation nor does it require any intent to actually kill the victim. All they require is an intent to cause unlawful harm and the victim dying as a direct result.

The main differences between 2nd degree and voluntary manslaughter are whether the defendant was provoked into violent action by the victim and whether there was an opportunity for the defendant to calm himself after the provocation before killing the victim. If the provocation is considered inadequate by the courts (fighting words alone generally don't count as an adequate provocation; only infidelity discovered in the act, mutual combat, and extreme assault/battery by the victim have generally been universally upheld as mitigating factors against a murder charge) or if there was sufficient opportunity for the defendant to calm down between the provocation and the homicide, it automatically remains as a murder 2 charge.

Nukazie posted...

because rattata would be irrelevant

FEAR is never irrelevant.

Zero (Boomerang Shield)

Even the best AI is still just an overglorified calculator with a chatbot program attached to it at this point.

How much did you pay for that account?

Stargate SG-1: Teal'c (Shol'va)

uwnim posted...

Standard time is the one that is good, Daylight savings is the one that is bad.

Also, it doesn't help farmers. Their work hours are not set by clocks and if anything shifting their schedule "later" for most of the year makes it worse. The purpose was so city folk would use less candles and then electricity. But with modern light bulbs being so much more energy efficient who cares about that.

On DST there morning hours are darker and the evening hours are lighter. This makes it more dangerous for kids going to school, as they have to walk in the dark during the morning. And it makes sleep worse for the general population. It is easiest to fall asleep if it has been dark for awhile and easiest to wake up when there starts to be light.

All of that can be solved by changing when things are done rather than fucking around with the clock itself.

How does everyone still manage to link to x.com when it always redirects me to twitter.com?

falayyou01 posted...

Terrorism is what Israel was founded upon. Thats a fact.

So what do you want to happen to the Jews living in Israel today?

Always nail clippers

Standard time should be banned.

TheOtherMike posted...

Kinda feels like giving all your wealth away as a prerequisite to getting into Heaven qualifies as "compulsory," especially given the alternative destination.

There are more than 24 verses in Matthew 19.

Zikten posted...

If Jesus actually existed, I believe he would be unrecognizable to most mainstream modern Christians. Particularly the conservative ones. I think Republicans in America would call him a socialist. He'd probably be condemned

False. Socialism is compulsory. Jesus had no interest in forcing anyone to give to others.

Giant_Aspirin posted...

folks who support the middle lane for driving/cruising (not passing), how do you feel about situations where someone is going exactly the speed limit in the middle lane, with no cars in the right lane as far as the eye can see. is that acceptable? do you think that everyone on the road going 1mph over the speed limit or more should be squeezed into the only open lane on the left, while the right lane goes largely unused? do you see how this contributes to congestion and how everything would be smoother for everyone else if that one car just got over?

i have seen situations like this numerous times and it's always the fault of the car just sitting in the middle lane

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That's exactly when you should pass on the right. Only certain jurisdictions ban that maneuver.

Nosferatu_Zodd posted...

We have claimed Piccolo and Lex Luthor as black. Any white people cosplaying as them is committing blackface.

Oof, that's segregationalist. Could you not?

Driving your car around for half an hour after jump-starting is more beneficial since your alternator can do a better job at charging as the voltage delivered to the battery is higher.

"I'm fine."

See? It's not that hard to give a socially-acceptable answer to "How are you?" to indicate that you are not fine but don't want them to pry.

Lonestar2000 posted...

"What's up"?

"Nothin' much. You?"

Green beans make this an automatic no from me.

I bet she doesn't offer any gas money to people she asks to give her a lift.

tremain07 posted...

Anyone who still doesn't believe how much influence that country has over the US is willfully ignorant at this point

Found the guy that believes "Protocols of the Elders of Zion" is real.

Define SUV

Smackems posted...

It was written by a guy named dumass wasn't it so there's your answer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMe3WDmxBEI

But will it be able to fit in your case?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/7/0/AAC3AyAAE-xG.jpg

Brush on some iodine before taking it through. If it's no longer there, then you know they washed the undercarriage.

Trumpo posted...

Those rollers are dirty af, always opt for hand wash.

This is the reason that the only type of car wash I take my car through if I don't handwash is touchless automatic.