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haha helly i got quoted!
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Maybe one of those mini pumpkins that fit in your hand
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How the hell do you expect a PUMPKIN to fit?!
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You are direct and know what you want. No playing coy.
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lmao youre ridiculous
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Oh is this about your penis? Pumpkin is definitely too much girth.
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mmmm just the way i like it. I have an IUD honey.
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Hold up....did I just get laid?
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$5-15 USD

fucking outdated all caps rule
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9 is pushing it, not in the good way
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What's your wife's username >__>
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Oh hi Ziggi
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How is this funny though?
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green dragon posted...

Despite the first sentence of the op, I can't tell if you're joking.

Not something to joke about.
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ss4parrothair posted...

RCtheWSBC posted...

I've seen better bear butts in Palm Springs

I live there @RCtheWSBC
I can confirm this

nice
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I've seen better bear butts in Palm Springs
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TaKun782 posted...

Put in some head phones. Problem solved TC. No more baby crying noises.

Instructions unclear, do the headphones go inside the baby?
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Damn right
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Dynalo posted...

I've had good luck with babies on planes. They're usually pretty quiet.

If not, I have headphones.

That time I flew from Florida to Germany with a bunch of toddlers for 9 hours <<<<<<
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Damn dude, what's your main then? Cuz that guy ain't shit.
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Mead posted...

Maybe it got on potd and was humiliating by this topic

Oh shit

That baby's name: SmokeMassTree
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Archgoat posted...

Stolen bit.

You're a stolen bit
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Oh shit we're finally departing
The infant suddenly stopped crying
Maybe it was just upset that we're behind schedule!
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Ogurisama posted...

Where are you flying,

Baaahston for a bachelorette weekend. We're driving another 5 hours north to stay in a woodsy cabin and go hiking!
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I can't even see the baby from my seat lmaooo

I'm just tired of hearing it
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Oh hey TC haven't seen you in a while, thanks for posting about edededdy with your return
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Hahahahaha yesssss

I almost missed boarding my flight to drink a $13 beer
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Far-Queue posted...

I pick up my own poop in little bags.

lmao
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SmokeMassTree posted...

See mead did it the right way

lmao who cares

Smarkil posted...

If you're flying United, just put it in the overhead bin.

Southwest baby, you know how I roll
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Zangulus posted...

Anything is an infant sedative if youre brave enough.

lol

Dead baby jokes have always been a guilty pleasure of mine
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Airlines, please provide infant sedatives for all flights

Please
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http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/384998-federal-prosecutors-trump-comments-on-cohen-indicate-records-are

Federal prosecutors in New York argued on Thursday that public statements by President Trump and Fox News host Sean Hannity signal that materials seized from Michael Cohen are unlikely to contain large amounts of privileged information.

The filing came hours after Trump called into "Fox & Friends" for an interview, in which he claimed that Cohen, one of his longtime associates and confidants, performed only "a tiny, tiny little fraction" of his legal work.

Hannity, who was named earlier this month as one of Cohen's other clients, has said that he never retained the attorney's legal services and that their discussions focused on real estate.

"These statements by two of Cohens three identified clients suggest that the seized materials are unlikely to contain voluminous privileged documents, further supporting the importance of efficiency here," Robert Khuzami, the deputy U.S. attorney for the Southern District of New York, wrote in a letter to U.S. District Judge Kimba Wood.

The letter was delivered shortly before a hearing was set to begin regarding materials seized from Cohen's home and office in an FBI raid earlier this month.

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Sometimes a robe, sometimes sweatpants, sometimes nothing at all

Right now as I do laundry: the shit I wore during the day
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I'll be fine with pegging
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EA - The Sims 2

Fucked with my favorite franchise hard so that's all I got
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partners?! You better share some for the rest of us!
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Yes I have played it
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sexual....partner?
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MICHALECOLE posted...

This is only okay if the girl he was asking is black

lmao hard fucking pass
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No.
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Superlinkbro posted...

RCtheWSBC posted...

me me big boy

FTFY

What the hell did you fix
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big boy playing coy
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Golden Road posted...

You should probably feed your cat less lasagna.

Dude needs to stop sniffing around my deli sammiches!
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Kitten season!
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big boy
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<______<

Not how facts work
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minervo posted...

wah_wah_wah posted...

I'd say he's more honest than most killers, who almost universally do it because they can't get laid, either.

Pretty much. It's a fact that marriage reduces a man's tendency to be violent.

Is that a fact? Source?
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O captain, my captain
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