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The one good thing about being the worst team in the league is not getting stressed over a playoff run. Every win from here on out is just icing on the cake!
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"What the heck is Ranlom?" - lunchboxssj

So close there! Beating the Rams would've been great for morale. Still think I'll keep Sullivan in at QB for the rest of the season, he's shown flashes of brilliance in the past and i might as well see what he can do.

Eric Heitmann on the other hand has almost definitely played his last game as a Chief. What a mess that turned into.
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"What the heck is Ranlom?" - lunchboxssj

HOLY CRAP, we did it! And against the overrated Broncos makes this even sweeter. Keeping a cool head and staying positive worked. Happy to see Henderson and Merriman doing well, hopefully they can end their careers on a high note.

then the 10-0 start should be a record.

Didn't the Cowboys start 10-0 a couple seasons ago
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"What the heck is Ranlom?" - lunchboxssj

Yet another defensive award earned off the backs of our inept offense. All we can do is stay positive, rest up during the bye and try and surprise one of the great teams we'll be facing next.
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"What the heck is Ranlom?" - lunchboxssj

Hey @profDEADPOOL, how about doing your old pal Ranlom a favor and let him win so we don't go 0-16?
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"What the heck is Ranlom?" - lunchboxssj

How do we keep getting primetime games? Our rivalry must be just as intense in the game, or maybe they want a look at Sendejo before he unleashes his potential.
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"What the heck is Ranlom?" - lunchboxssj

^ Now that's what i like to see!

If Jacobs can't get the job done against the Hawks, i may have to bench him. I'm sure we'll win a game or two down the line, but that fear of going 0-16 just lingers until you do.
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"What the heck is Ranlom?" - lunchboxssj

Yeah, crazy how people came to their senses and JRPGs became the new mainstream genre.
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"What the heck is Ranlom?" - lunchboxssj

Incoming Trade

Titans Receive:
OLB Shawne Merriman (88 ovr, 32 y/o)
Chiefs 2016 6th rd pick

Chiefs Receive:
OT Joe Thomas (83 ovr, 25 y/o)
Titans 2016 4th rd pick

i hope you stay with the Titans, stan!
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"What the heck is Ranlom?" - lunchboxssj

I, for one, welcome our new Raven overlords.

I'm also taking offers for OLB Shawne Merriman (88 ovr, 32 y/o). Looking for young players and draft picks.
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"What the heck is Ranlom?" - lunchboxssj

Looks like Steve Smith had another big game. These Browns are going to be real contenders with another solid draft.
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"What the heck is Ranlom?" - lunchboxssj

I should have asked before making the move but was Fox above or below Maddox on the depth chart
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"What the heck is Ranlom?" - lunchboxssj

Confirm
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"What the heck is Ranlom?" - lunchboxssj

But republicans, the party of small government, are in charge. I'm sure they're thinking of ways to limit their power this very second.
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"What the heck is Ranlom?" - lunchboxssj

PanzerElite posted...

MS-13 is violent but we wouldn't want to hurt their feelings.

Well i hear there are very fine people on both sides.
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"What the heck is Ranlom?" - lunchboxssj

Wow, Amerson is already my top CB? I am both proud and a little disappointed.
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"What the heck is Ranlom?" - lunchboxssj

Maybe those early Chief teams get a ring if they had a stable of stud FBs.

Grier really has been one of the few bright spots during my time here. He could very well go down as a top two 7th rounder of all time, behind Aguayo probably.
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"What the heck is Ranlom?" - lunchboxssj

The goal for now is just to dig ourselves out of the bottom 5 offenses and defenses, and build off that. It all hinges on whether i get old-school Omar Jacobs, or broken Omar.

Developing future Hall of Famer Andrew Sendejo will of course be a top priority as well.
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"What the heck is Ranlom?" - lunchboxssj

Am i chopped liver over here or what
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"What the heck is Ranlom?" - lunchboxssj

I hate going into the season with a full roster, but there's a few guys on the bubble i want to give another shot. Plus I'm just too cheap to cut anyone.
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"What the heck is Ranlom?" - lunchboxssj

"Why do gays have to flaunt their sexuality? Nobody cares."

"A gay kiss?! Not in my vidya games!"
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"What the heck is Ranlom?" - lunchboxssj

You missed C Kyle Scott
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"What the heck is Ranlom?" - lunchboxssj

DoubleTangicide posted...

#DraftAndDevelop

Didn't you sign the reigning MVP last off season
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Broncos sign QB Michael Vick to a 2 year deal

oh shit. i really should have seen this coming when they cut Perrilloux. this season is going to hurt.
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"What the heck is Ranlom?" - lunchboxssj

Oh wow. i wish we could chip in a few bucks for all the hours you put into this.
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"What the heck is Ranlom?" - lunchboxssj

DoubleTangicide posted...

No worries man, you do what you need to do.

^

If anything, we're the inconvenience.
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"What the heck is Ranlom?" - lunchboxssj

Looking to move a couple guys before free agency gets rolling.

DT Justin Ostrowski (78 overall, 29 y/o)
- A former first round pick that has dropped 3-4 points the last two seasons. Maybe somebody that knows what they're doing can build him back up and rejuvenate his career ;)

SS Ryan Clark (81 overall, 34 y/o)
- Even though he went down in rating, Clark actually put up solid numbers (dat Chiefs magic, ya'll) Could make a nice backup.
98 tackles, 1 INT, 1 FF, 3 FRs

Looking for some late round picks, even 2016 (season 12) ones if you wish. And/or maybe a DT or HB (age and rating not a factor) you want to move. But I'll seriously consider just about anything.
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Troy is a tough son of a gun, don't be surprised if he sticks around another season.
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incoming trade

Patriots Receive:
RG Brandon Moore (89 overall, 34 y/o)
Chiefs 7th rd pick

Chiefs Receive:
LG Eric Heitmann (89 overall, 34 y/o)
Patriots 6th rd pick

this move saves Jukkie about 700k
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That was a great read as usual, kcf. As someone that can barely remember the current starters for his favorite team, your knowledge of past players is incredible.
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Raiders QB Blake Bortles (44th overall)

Eh, if you say so. Looks like just another average Raiders QB to me. Either way, Andy Dalton better start until i get the chance to put this "Chief Killer" nonsense to rest for good.

Kudos to VI for a fine draft. The afc north looks to be heating up!
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Moved up two whole letter grades from last season! n-not that i care what Madden thinks of my draft...
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If I were you, depending on what Sendejo is rated at I'd see what I could flip Wilcox to the Redskins for. That's what I was thinking of doing before I traded you.

That's definitely something i'm considering, can't afford to have him steal valuable snaps from Sendejo.

A record 147 draft prospects are to be re-named after the draft

and we all appreciate it immensely.

I am pretty happy with the draft so far. I hope it pans out when I sign my guys!

Hopefully we all have a successful draft, so we can put that cheating AI in its place.
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^ Your super successful rival gets a top 5 (prospect) QB at 17 right after Brady retires?
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9. Cowboys - Texas A&M QB Johnny Manziel

Was this the surprise Jerry Jones promised us a few weeks back?

17. Buccaneers - Louisville QB Teddy Bridgewater

Emmy must've been pissed with this one.

19. Bills - Washington CB Desmond Trufant

Nice steal there, stevr. I was strongly considering him at 4 if Sendejo, Jenkins and Bridgewater were gone.

12. Raiders

14. Hawks

32. Broncos

Bust bust bust.
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My adrenaline is still pumping four hours later from how crazy those first few picks went. I never imagined I'd get Sendejo at 4, absolutely incredible. This of course makes my trade for Wilcox seem pointless, but there are worse problems than having two incredibly young safeties with limitless potential.

Good job Browns and Bucs, i love a good steal.
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ScareChan posted...

Im curious to hear what people have to say about me trading big ben.I think I took a gamble, but I think I can still make a push this season

I thought maybe it was an overreaction to a disappointing season at first, but who knows. Perhaps a change is needed. With the success these first round QBs have had recently i couldn't blame you for going that route.
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The Chiefs approve this transaction
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Emeraldegg posted...

STAN KIPER AND EGG MCSHAY 1ST ROUND PREDICTIONS

Do you guys still have the ones from previous years? I'd love to give those a read again before the draft.
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So uhh... who's going to bite the bullet and draft Aaron Hernandez?
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Can't wait to see the updated draft pick list.
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Doing business with the Broncos? How could you
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ShatteredElysium posted...

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1HThHr6ylMK7G5-_umdYlMtf_sR9JrOn9ojv3HgaGncU/edit?usp=drivesdk

This is really neat.
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Welcome to Chiefs Kingdom, Owen!

Really hope these big free agent signings pan out. By my guesstimation, I'll be paying Riddle and Daniels upwards of $18 mil in season 12.
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Trade!

~Steelers Receive:
Chiefs 2014 5th (4th in rd)
Chiefs 2015 4th

~Chiefs Receive:
Steelers 2014 4th (9th in rd)
Steelers 2015 6th

A big thank you to Shattered for swooping in at the last minute.
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If anyone is willing to trade a 4th rounder for some combination of my 2014 5th and 2015 4th and 5th, message me.
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KCF0107 posted...

When you agree to join this project, you also consent to me bringing up league history/painful memories without notice!

We'll have to change that at the next collective bargaining meeting.
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Emeraldegg posted...

Ranlom is my new mortal enemy for reasons that will become clear

Looks like we both got a downgrade.

Dolphins own the 49ers' 1st + 6th round picks, Titans' 1st round pick

Is it too late to switch to the NFC?
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My body is ready

...but my salary cap isn't
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If Wade and Henderson leave, so do i
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