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TopicWhy is REMercsChamp obsessed with NEETs?
Resolution
02/01/18 10:38:24 PM
#10
REMercsChamp posted...
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TopicWhy was I born?
Resolution
02/01/18 9:15:13 PM
#10
You aren't even depressed, you just want attention
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TopicCE Confession Topic ~ The Best One Yet
Resolution
02/01/18 9:14:11 PM
#22
@SomeLikeItHoth is so butthurt lol
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TopicI'm too depressed today.
Resolution
02/01/18 9:12:00 PM
#48
Pepys Monster posted...
I just took another shot. I feel like the most pathetic man in the world. No wonder a beautiful babe like Harpie will never marry me.


Let me play the world's smallest violin
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TopicI'm too depressed today.
Resolution
02/01/18 8:27:36 PM
#39
Pepys Monster posted...
I'm not a gimmick account. You're probably an early 20s Chad who doesn't understand what it's like to fail with women.

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TopicI'm too depressed today.
Resolution
02/01/18 8:23:04 PM
#36
Pepys Monster posted...
Anony1125 posted...
Sorry to hear that, Pepys, you've been friendly and supportive of me on a few occasions. Wish there were something I could do to make you feel better. I hope tomorrow is a better day for you.

Thanks, man. A lot of people here hate on me, even though I try my best to do good in the world.


It's because you're an obnoxious incel gimmick account
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"I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican
Topicwhat is your opinion on eating dog meat?
Resolution
02/01/18 6:11:38 PM
#55
FrenchCrunch posted...
i dont think it's possible to betray a dog


It's an issue with Americans and whatnot lacking perspective outside of their precious country
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"I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican
TopicWhat made Chrono Trigger so super special to gamers?
Resolution
02/01/18 6:10:11 PM
#13
CarlGrimes posted...
The music was a big factor. Best soundtrack there is.


Word. Soundtrack is amazing
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"I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican
Topicwhat is your opinion on eating dog meat?
Resolution
02/01/18 5:28:51 PM
#29
I'm sure many cultures think we're weird for eating chicken. All it is is a cultural difference
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"I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican
TopicDo you like Scotty_Rogers?
Resolution
02/01/18 4:31:39 PM
#25
The_Freecs posted...
Resolution posted...
The_Freecs posted...
hes fine and his shit posts are entertaining. Idk how you can hate someone because they shit post. You guys have issues.


Has it ever occurred to you that not everyone makes good shitposts


Has it ever occurred to you that hating someone because they shitpost is stupid.


I don't think you read my post properly

I'm entertained by actual good shitposters like Fenderbender321 and REMercsChamp

Scotty's just a guy talking about masturbation and he apparently faked suicide for attention, which is really shitty
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"I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican
TopicDo you like Scotty_Rogers?
Resolution
02/01/18 3:37:24 PM
#22
The_Freecs posted...
hes fine and his shit posts are entertaining. Idk how you can hate someone because they shit post. You guys have issues.


Has it ever occurred to you that not everyone makes good shitposts
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"I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican
TopicBlack Panther soundtrack revealed
Resolution
02/01/18 3:07:41 PM
#250
Lmao he's suspended
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"I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican
TopicRoommate trashed the place again
Resolution
02/01/18 2:59:38 PM
#59
I said it was weed he was on, not meth. Wasn't trying to say weed alone makes you act like that
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"I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican
TopicRoommate trashed the place again
Resolution
02/01/18 2:57:59 PM
#56
I mean it wasn't just the weed ofc, I'm pretty sure he was on hard liquor

I can't really say for sure though because he was partying on a Wednesday night. I got woken up at 2 by beer pong noise and 2 Chainz
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"I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican
TopicSo my paycheck is officially $227 a month larger now after Trumps tax cuts
Resolution
02/01/18 2:56:26 PM
#115
GeneralZhao posted...
Uncle Choad posted...
AnimeGokuIAM posted...
You guys are happy about your fat checks now but wait until you file you're taxes next year. The middle class is gonna get fucked beyond belief


They'll probably get a smaller return, because they're paying less in taxes.

Math. How does it work?


....I think you should try actually reading the bill. Also try your hand at math while you're at it.

HINT:the middle class isn't paying less in taxes next year


Do you honestly expect Trump supporters to do their own research
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"I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican
TopicRoommate trashed the place again
Resolution
02/01/18 2:55:02 PM
#53
Sativa_Rose posted...
I would bet 10 grams it was not weed. Probably alcohol but could be meth or something based on the devastation lol


No it was definitely weed
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"I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican
TopicDo you like Scotty_Rogers?
Resolution
02/01/18 2:54:09 PM
#7
The only guy you'll ever meet that creates public masturbation logs
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"I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican
TopicBlack Panther soundtrack revealed
Resolution
02/01/18 2:51:59 PM
#239
Zikten posted...
BillWardsPants posted...
Movie about c-list comic book character, marketed heavily towards people on welfare is gonna be a big hit, guys. The news told me.

yea I don't think it's gonna be hit either. Its not gonna flop but it's not gonna be the eternal classic that people think either. some people are acting like this is going to be the greatest movie ever made and that people will watch it in history class 1000 years from now


Yet if it featured white people and rock music you'd be singing a different song. You're hella transparent
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"I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican
TopicBlack Panther soundtrack revealed
Resolution
02/01/18 2:36:39 PM
#228
Y'all do realize Billwardspants outright said he hates black people, right

Don't waste your time
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TopicWhy is the Overwatch community so fucking dense
Resolution
02/01/18 2:33:44 PM
#54
Sounds no different from fighting game communities. Especially the SSB4 community and how salty they were about Sheik and ZSS mains
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"I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican
TopicRoommate trashed the place again
Resolution
02/01/18 2:31:54 PM
#47
He cleaned up the place and apologized

Well then
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"I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican
TopicGoing to a Killswitch Engage concert tomorrow and I know nothing about them
Resolution
02/01/18 2:30:46 PM
#18
soulunison2 posted...
Resolution posted...
soulunison2 posted...
My curse is their only tolerable song


This almost always translates to "it's their only song I know"


Waaaaa waaaa he dont like my favorite band itp


Lol. Not even close. I like a few songs from them and that's it. You'd be saying the same ish if someone said that about Kanye
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"I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican
TopicI've never watched a single Super Bowl. Ama.
Resolution
02/01/18 2:08:21 PM
#18
Oh boy
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"I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican
TopicGoing to a Killswitch Engage concert tomorrow and I know nothing about them
Resolution
02/01/18 2:06:09 PM
#14
soulunison2 posted...
My curse is their only tolerable song


This almost always translates to "it's their only song I know"
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"I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican
TopicGoing to a Killswitch Engage concert tomorrow and I know nothing about them
Resolution
02/01/18 2:03:37 PM
#12
You've probably heard The End of Heartache from a movie
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"I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican
TopicWould you like to see a Zelda fighting game (not Smash Bros.)?
Resolution
02/01/18 2:00:57 PM
#12
I want a Smash Bros RPG
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"I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican
TopicI've never watched a single Super Bowl. Ama.
Resolution
02/01/18 2:00:15 PM
#15
Somehow CE is shocked that people who aren't sports fans don't watch sport events
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"I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican
TopicIt's crazy that Bam Margera has turned into his father
Resolution
02/01/18 1:58:17 PM
#40
fenderbender321 posted...
It's crazy that so many people watched stupid shit like Jackass and Bam's show even though they weren't funny or cool or entertaining or anything like that at all.


That's just like, your opinion, man
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"I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican
TopicBlack man beaten into coma for being with a white girl
Resolution
02/01/18 1:55:21 PM
#55
You guys jump on Admiral even when he makes a good post, idgi
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"I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican
TopicRoommate trashed the place again
Resolution
02/01/18 1:36:18 PM
#46
thronedfire2 posted...
Is it a dorm or an actual apartment complex your school has a contract with? If it's the latter I'd be wary of reporting him because in a case like that they might kick everyone out, not just the one guy


Latter but I'm not sure if it's directly affiliated with the school
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"I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican
TopicRoommate trashed the place again
Resolution
02/01/18 1:33:22 PM
#44
I think a talk/warning would be a better idea rather than reporting him. If it does happen again then yeah I'll report
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"I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican
TopicTrump Admin wants to test controversial reverse abortion procedure on teen
Resolution
02/01/18 1:29:59 PM
#106
Surprised the usual chimps aren't in here defending this
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"I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican
TopicRoommate trashed the place again
Resolution
02/01/18 12:35:57 PM
#41
KazumaKiryu posted...
Resolution posted...
You must be a hit at parties


Ok. So it's probably your weed. You deserve what's coming to you.


Lol I don't buy weed. I just don't act like a spaz whenever I see other people smoking like you seem to do
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"I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican
TopicMost women will grow up to be happily married.
Resolution
02/01/18 12:34:11 PM
#61
Xenozoa425 posted...
Just gonna leave these here.

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But wait, there's more

cfkqIO0
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TopicRoommate trashed the place again
Resolution
02/01/18 12:28:42 PM
#38
You must be a hit at parties
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"I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican
TopicMost women will grow up to be happily married.
Resolution
02/01/18 12:28:04 PM
#60
Tmk posted...
Not just one brick wall either, but many who aren't actively engaging me but are reading the topic.

Maybe the words will slightly chip a single brick in one of those walls.

Probably not but I've invested far more time for lower probability drops in RPGs so eh. \( '~')/


Sword of Kings?
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"I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican
TopicRoommate trashed the place again
Resolution
02/01/18 12:21:10 PM
#36
KazumaKiryu posted...
Resolution posted...
It's off campus housing. Could probably complain to the front office

If I snitch he's fucked though. Underage drinker and pothead = goodbye financial aid


Do it. He's doing illegal activities. I'd have gotten him arrested already if he was my roommate.


By "illegal activities" you just mean smoking weed, don't you
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"I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican
TopicRedditor's brother kills himself after missing out on 50+ million in bitcoin.
Resolution
02/01/18 12:20:09 PM
#7
I can understand him feeling upset whenever money or investment discussion was brought up but a vital thing to keep in mind is that hindsight is always 20/20. It's really easy to beat yourself up over missed opportunities but it's hard for you to expect the unexpected.
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"I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican
TopicSo my paycheck is officially $227 a month larger now after Trumps tax cuts
Resolution
02/01/18 12:14:07 PM
#77
sktgamer_13dude posted...
https://www.npr.org/2017/10/25/560040131/as-trump-proposes-tax-cuts-kansas-deals-with-aftermath-of-experiment

Any conservative want to make a rebuttal or are they going to continue to ignore the truth?


Trump's totally gonna win reelection because people are getting more money tho
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"I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican
TopicRoommate trashed the place again
Resolution
02/01/18 11:58:38 AM
#32
It's off campus housing. Could probably complain to the front office

If I snitch he's fucked though. Underage drinker and pothead = goodbye financial aid
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"I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican
TopicRoommate trashed the place again
Resolution
02/01/18 11:53:33 AM
#23
MuayThai85 posted...
Bong and weed clearly on the table, B7 incoming even if I think it's bullshit.

And why the fuck would you let someone who trashed your place before continue to live with you?


It's college housing, I don't really have a say in it. Moving out also really isn't under my control atm either
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"I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican
TopicRoommate trashed the place again
Resolution
02/01/18 11:51:51 AM
#19
lww99 posted...
Might want to remove that second pic because of the "water pipe"

How drunk was your roommate?


He was drunk and high, i dunno how drunk exactly but he decided to start "raging" at 4 in the morning

While doing it he was muttering to himself that "he was going to clean it up anyway, he's the only one that cleans the place up". I'll admit I haven't been doing that much cleaning outside of my room, the bathroom, my dishes, and taking out the trash, but I mean I'm not gonna wash other people's dirty shit

And it's especially bad cause some of the stuff like the couch barricading the front door isn't even his. It's our other roommate's
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"I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican
TopicRoommate trashed the place again
Resolution
02/01/18 11:48:03 AM
#10
pinky0926 posted...
What the fuck

Are you the same poster who made that topic about him smashing your marble antique table? Why are you still living with him if so?


No that was someone else lol
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"I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican
TopicRoommate trashed the place again
Resolution
02/01/18 11:45:26 AM
#1
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/377220650638508038/408560751465463808/JPEG_20180201_045411.jpg

(See edit for second pic)
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TopicI wish I had a girlfriend.
Resolution
02/01/18 6:41:06 AM
#12
1234Life posted...
If it makes you guys feel better, I'm tying the knot on July 14th of this year.


So you're going to shackle your hands together?
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"I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican
TopicMost women will grow up to be happily married.
Resolution
02/01/18 6:33:06 AM
#43
Tadamoto38 posted...
I completely agree with TC. It's very difficult for men to find a woman. We end up old and alone. Here are some reasons why:

1. Roughly 50% of women these days are lesbians, or are bi. This means there are literally millions of girls that are unavailable, and are indeed marrying each other.

2. Women are extremely difficult to understand (regardless of what sayoria says). You would need a textbook as big as the Bible to understand women.

3. Girls are very shallow and superficial. They don't want the average looking guy working a regular 9 to 5 job. They want either basketball/football players, over six feet tall, making lots of money, or a super good looking male model. The average guy gets ignored and over looked.

4. The dreaded friendzone. I've been here so many times it's not funny. No guy should willing be in the friendzone. This is basically your female friend saying that she thinks you're ugly, undesirable, and aren't worth dating.


Lmao what a load of garbage. Especially half of women being lesbian

You guys seriously need to just fuck off to r/incels already. Just because women won't date you with your garbage, entitled and narcissistic personalities doesn't mean they won't date an actual normal guy. You are not a normal guy. You're at the bottom of the food chain. Get that through your thick skulls.
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TopicMods out in full force tonight huh
Resolution
02/01/18 6:09:59 AM
#9
DeroIin posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
Awww. AWWW!! Did someone get a widdle moddie? Did you get a widdle moddie woddie? Shoe me where it hurts honey. Awwws.


Lmao wtf

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TopicDo you think there's a girl who wants a kind and sweet guy?
Resolution
02/01/18 5:40:12 AM
#11
Dorks
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