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i dont watch tv but i also picked a number beyond 1-9

Any time I had those suit of armor guys in watch dogs I was biding my time

Its like chilis but worse

I didnt even spend that all of last week.

I stopped finding South Park funny in my late 20s, not because of the raunchy humor, but because each episode is just telling the same joke like 4 or 5 times

at least seasons 1-3 family guy gets a few good chuckles out of me, havent watched the new stuff aside from an episode here and there on late night tv when my melatonin wont kick in

i have not nor witnessed a coworker have to do this

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can this start once my current dog dies?

Yeah

all of them

I wouldnt wipe my ass with a German car that old

I live 45 minutes away from the nearest town with more than 500 people so Im just happy if it shows up a day or 2 late, after 3-4 days late I get annoyed with the merchant though

If anything I think my lack of social media goes in my favor because they wont see any pictures of me doing something stupid

youre not my mother

Sonic_Boom posted...

He is the best president of the last 50 years and I am going to be proud to vote for him. I wish you were too!

George hw bush and his son would like a few words with you

Im middle age and couldnt be happier still being single, no one to tell me what I can and cannot do, no plans to work around, etc.

I do have 2 dogs though, so if they count against loneliness then Id still say its great being single

It looks like spilled milk

if we mean series then I guess curious george

i havent willingly read a book since college though, and likely never will

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i think I last ate pizza in February, I really only eat it once every couple months, ate way too much of it in college and my 20s to eat anything that isnt top tier quality.

Dark, milk is too sweet for me

Steak as long as its medium or lower

In my birthday suit

Keep Star Wars because the kid in me never gave a crap about superheroes

I knew damn well how to feed myself before I was of grade school age

mayonnaise is not an instrument

I dont wear pants when Im home alone either - sometimes no shirt either.

I wonder how long until the 500 posts for $500 takes

I plan to spend the money on lottery tickets and cigarettes

hi

Im in a swing state but I cant vote for either one and will go third party, maybe JFKs grandson/nephew (idk his relation) Robert

Not when sales tax of restaurants in my jurisdiction is 12%

a full set of the current happy meal toys - that I will sell on feeBay and make hundreds in a decade from now

I get mistaken for and labeled as an asshat even though Im like a giant teddy bear once you actually get to know me - thats if you dont piss me off in the process though.

I watched so much Seinfeld and Friends on rerun through the late 90s and 00s (being broke as hell with bunny ears in a rural area made these two the only thing worth watching), I cant stand either one anymore

Euripides posted...

I forgot:

* Tow Truck Company
* Repo Man

whats so unethical about taking back shit that people buy but cant afford?

Meh, its the final countdown anyway

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I work for the government of my state even though I dont trust the government of my state

Go to Vegas and bet it all on red

I only take cash