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It looks like the Schmidt finally hit the fan
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I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.

That's freedom son. Nothing else in the world smells like that.

I love the smell of freedom in the morning.
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I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.

Hell yeah some good suggestions up in here
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I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.

Pwned
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I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.

Thanks Chris Pratt
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I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.

Also I think your reaction basically proves that you don't want to marry her in the first place
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I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.

There are probably better ways to phrase it
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I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.

No thankfully, sorry to all the people who have lost someone though.
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I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.

EternalDivide posted...

I always wanted to. Now with them gone, visiting the site is a bucket list thing for me.

I like what they did with the memorial, turning the foundations of the two towers into big fountains with the names on a plaque that surrounds it.
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I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.

PoopPotato posted...

Basic training. 60 dudes and only 20 shower heads. Lined up butt nekkid waiting for your turn.

Lmao my brother is at basic training right now, I hope he's having fun with that
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I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.

Not since I was a little kid.

Some day I think it would be fun to rent one out and pay a bunch of hot girls to shower naked with me though
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I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.

probably music
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I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.

They thought they were buying tickets to a pizza festival, not just getting a slice of pizza in a parking lot.
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I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.

I do feel bad though for anyone who went to this thinking it was going to be some really cool pizza thing and spent a lot of money for them because they thought it would be some really cool experience
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I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.

LOL that is hilarious.
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I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.

Center_Right posted...

When age of consent is under 18 doesn't that usually mean you can only have sex with a less than 18 year old if you yourself are less than 18?

No, you can already do that
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I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.

Wow, talk about alcohol culture. But at the end of the day, it's only your cousin who can make the choice to quit. It sounds like he knows how you feel about it. I guess all you can do now is just be there for him and hope he gets better.
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I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.

Here are some examples






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I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.

Yeah that was dumb. Lol.
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I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.

I didn't. She was a dictator. I remember she would force me to wear my coat at recess on days when I didn't want to because I didn't think it was cold out, lol. I resented her authority.
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I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.

Probably not fair, but in K-12 schooling it's all basically a dictatorship where the person in charge gets to just decree whatever they want and people are forced to go along with it. It's not at all like the real world where we have courts and stuff for people to address their grievances.
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I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.

Millennials... yeesh.
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I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.

I am surprised the Barbary Pirates haven't been mentioned.

I think the first two wars the US were involved in after the Revolutionary War were against the Barbary Pirates on the coast of now Tunisia and Algeria. They captured white slaves and sold them in the Arab slave market.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbary_Wars
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I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.

How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
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I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.

I don't know about the other WTC buildings, but the foundation of One WTC (or the "Freedom Tower" as the press has erroneously called it a few times) looks super fortified at the base. It's like it was built to not be able to be knocked down.
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I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.

It's happening.

It's actually happening.

ronpaul.gif
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I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.

Well good for her, hopefully people accept it

I had a friend who came out as gay while he was in college in Florida. His dad drove down from Minnesota the next day to try to do some kind of in-person intervention. His parents ended up eventually coming around though and accepting it.
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I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.

Came out as what exactly?
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I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.

Questionmarktarius posted...

Sativa_Rose posted...

City, but I like having my own house and not in an apartment which is a lot harder to pull off in a city

That's why suburbs exist.

But then you might have a crappy commute, but it depends on the city.
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I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.

City, but I like having my own house and not in an apartment which is a lot harder to pull off in a city
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I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.

I haven't. Beat that.
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I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.

RECON64bit posted...

Not worth it, just by the risk of STD alone. These women screw hundreds of men..

I've seen some statistics suggesting that the average professional escort has a lower rate of chlamydia than the general population because they get checked a lot.

You should be using a rubber regardless anyways, even if it this was a one night stand with a civilian.
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I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.

I cheaped out the two times I've gotten service. I paid $100 the first time and $80 the second before tips. As a result I basically got people who really just wanted me to take off my clothes, fuck them, and get out. They weren't rude or anything but that's just how it felt like it all went down.
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I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.

Depending on where you live, there are possibly tons of restaurants in general that do online delivery
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I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.

badwinkles posted...

She was real insistant that I eat her out and I had absolutely no problems with that

Lol that's the literal opposite of my first time where I started moving my face down there and she covered it up with her hand and said she doesn't usually let guys do that on a first visit >_>

pinky0926 posted...

What kind of low self esteem chick trades sex for bud? Jesus, just charge money and you can buy 20x the amount of bud.

Not necessarily, I don't think she would be doing it if it were that bad of a trade-off. She's probably getting a decent deal.
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I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.

L0Z posted...

they were rebuilt already with insurance money

They were never rebuilt. They built the One World Trade Center instead, and are building some other new WTC buildings around it, but there will never be another Twin Towers design involved.
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I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.

My sister got me peanut M&Ms knowing that I hate peanuts. It was like a little metal toy car filled with packets of peanut M&Ms, like probably 15-20 of those little packets that people give out on Halloween.

It's because my birthday is a week before christmas though and she didn't really want to get me two gifts so she gave me this thing of peanut M&Ms she won at some contest at her school or something.
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I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.

Nope, my first time in NYC was after 9/11
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I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.

I've seen a few ads posted online for girls who trade their bodies for bud. I don't have a problem with that.

Unless the bud costs you nothing (which even if you grow is not going to be true because there's the opportunity cost of not selling it), you're still paying for it though. You're just not paying with currency but trading with a product instead. Either way doesn't really matter.

If you had fun, congrats. My first time was kind of awkward, second time was a bit of a rush because I only got 15 minutes. At this point though I want to cuddle and spend the night with someone more than just have sex so I don't anticipate doing it again anytime soon.
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I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.

I have stories, nothing particularly amazing about the stories though. The two times I've done this we met at a hotel and not my place.
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I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.

No, I've never watched in the first place.
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I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.

I'm not a physics dude, but it seems like there are a lot of REALLY shitty textbooks that get used year after year for certain subjects, like the James Stewart Calculus monstrosity. It's like no one wants to take the effort to switch to something decent.
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I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.

The female "Nice Guy" is the girl who has an abuser who tricked and manipulated his way into her life, and now he beats and cheats but she is so afraid of being alone and doesn't have the aggression in her to push him away. She has tried before but he is so persistent and controlling and she doesn't have a mean heart and can't force him out forever, and so she keeps letting herself be used by him over and over.
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I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.

Now just listen to this song and you're perfect


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I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.

He looks like he could be a Navy SEAL
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I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.

Shit has gotten too real here a few times, let's just put it that way.
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I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.

Is Divine winning so far?
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I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.