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TopicJust threw a Cheeto at a vending machine outside the Scottsdale Fashion Square!
Soggy_Burger
01/04/18 3:22:54 AM
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TopicJust threw a Cheeto at a vending machine outside the Scottsdale Fashion Square!
Soggy_Burger
01/04/18 3:10:19 AM
#1
Was at the mall picking up my girlfriend from a late shift. Girlfriend comes out and and starts smoking a cigarette. (Actually she was smoking inside the entrance to the mall lmao) Almost instantly a particularly disgusting member of the euphoric hive approached us both. This Cheetoneck began ranting about the "dangers of second hand smoke" and how people like us made his Grandmother who never smoked die of cancer (WTF?!). We told him to fuck off but he continued yelling and making a scene and a few onlookers were starting to notice.

At this point I took matters into my own hands. Tossed the Cheetocarpet into the nearby vending machine a gave him a good sock to the mouth and told him to smarten up. Stupid idiot sat on the ground and cried. Must have been in his 20's too. Pathetic.

Anyway my girlfriend flicked her cigarette at him as we walked away.

God I hate the euphoric people.
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TopicOne example is "Rayman Revolution", a game aimed at three year-olds.
Soggy_Burger
01/03/18 4:22:37 AM
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One example is "Rayman Revolution", a game aimed at three year-olds.
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TopicXSquadala, We're off.
Soggy_Burger
01/02/18 4:24:43 AM
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Discuss.
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TopicMy girlfriend just added nicotine patches to her weekly smoking.
Soggy_Burger
12/30/17 7:28:22 PM
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My girlfriend just added nicotine patches to her weekly smoking.
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TopicITT: A picture of me with a bunch of local thugs/hooligans!
Soggy_Burger
12/28/17 2:50:02 AM
#11
So you claim to be rich yet you hang out with white trash criminals?

Hmmm...
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TopicCash Me Outside/Bhad Bhabie drops music video for new song.
Soggy_Burger
12/18/17 2:33:59 PM
#13
Balrog0 posted...
do you think people only rap about real situations?

I don't like this girl really, but there's a point in the music video where you can see where her height was measured. Her earlier stuff might have been nonsense but this is clearly her house at the very least. Kind of creepy tbqh.
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TopicSo, found out today that I probably slept with the same woman as a famous rapper
Soggy_Burger
12/15/17 1:10:36 AM
#14
Who the heck are you exactly?

You drive cars worth 80 k(Jury out on you buying them, but your credit rating has got to be enormous), wear clothes that are worth a full week's salary to some people, are in proven contact with Canadian Z list celebs, you spend time in Rolex shops and you randomly booked a trip to Hawaii while you were shopping for said 80 k cars.

Who on earth are you? How does any of this keep happening to you? If any of this is 100 % legit, there's no way your simply "involved in real estate". No. Way.
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TopicDoug Jones leads by 12% over Roy Moore!
Soggy_Burger
12/12/17 10:20:40 PM
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I like how Dallas County fucked around till the last minute, then put their foot on the throat of Moore. Hilarious.
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TopicDo you think that a higher percentage of the people who commit mass shootings..
Soggy_Burger
12/12/17 8:14:51 PM
#44
XBoner posted...
why don't everybody else stop posting, man shut up

Soggy_Burger posted...
Stop posting clown.

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TopicDo you think that a higher percentage of the people who commit mass shootings..
Soggy_Burger
12/12/17 8:13:24 PM
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New user making a shit tier topic, nothing new there. Stop posting clown.
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TopicCash Me Outside dropped yet another track.
Soggy_Burger
12/12/17 12:08:34 AM
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I think it says something about the state of rap that this girl's music is actually getting popular.

Like, a few years ago this song would have been universally considered garbage, but with all the trap rap this year this song is actually passable.

Depressing.
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TopicWhatever happened to Chancellor Valoran?
Soggy_Burger
12/09/17 3:50:52 PM
#3
According to Wookiepedia hebecame a P.I. to try and find out how the clone army came to be in relation to Sifo-Diyas, and later became remembered more fondly considering who came after him.

God there was way too much political horseshit in those movies.
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TopicJust watched live action Beauty and the Beast. Only complaint...
Soggy_Burger
12/09/17 3:15:24 PM
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TopicWhat the actual fuck, military service is mandatory in Norway, Switzerland, and
Soggy_Burger
12/09/17 12:37:27 PM
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Probably a good thing the US doesn't have it. Too many dumb kids now, the military won't help them.
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TopicOne example is "Rayman Revolution", a game aimed at three year-olds.
Soggy_Burger
12/09/17 12:12:06 AM
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One example is "Rayman Revolution", a game aimed at three year-olds.
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TopicOne example is "Rayman Revolution", a game aimed at three year-olds.
Soggy_Burger
12/08/17 3:52:46 PM
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MysticMismagius posted...
One example of what?

Spooking posted...
a game aimed at three year-olds.

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TopicOne example is "Rayman Revolution", a game aimed at three year-olds.
Soggy_Burger
12/08/17 3:42:35 PM
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One example is "Rayman Revolution", a game aimed at three year-olds.
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TopicWhy is Putin so popular in Russia?
Soggy_Burger
12/08/17 2:38:12 PM
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I've never understood it. His domestic approval ratings are always sky high and while you could argue the Russian media is making the numbers up, Russians in online games/forums/reddit/etc. always seem to think him and Medvedev being in charge is the greatest thing.

He just announced he's going for a fourth term a couple days ago and the reports expect him to win.
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Topicis the star wars franchise that good?
Soggy_Burger
12/06/17 12:24:28 AM
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AlternativeFAQS posted...
maybe.

No, not maybe, ESB is pretty widely regarded as the best in the series.

Only a select group like IV more, and those that do often like it as a single movie, rather than as part of a franchise.
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Topicis the star wars franchise that good?
Soggy_Burger
12/06/17 12:20:53 AM
#3
V was better than IV.

Other than that, you're right on the nose.
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TopicJessica Nigri and her big breasts take a dip in the pool
Soggy_Burger
12/04/17 9:01:24 PM
#41
The thing about her is she actually is a nerd, where as some cosplayers are just in it for the money.

The problem is that neckbeards take this to mean she's one of them, when in reality she's just a typical blonde who just so happened to like some girly animes and such. Not really similar.
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Topicjapan prison cell vs american prison cell
Soggy_Burger
12/03/17 5:44:23 PM
#25
LepartialJury posted...
They are also impossible to get into. Wonder why there's so little people in this apparent utopia?

Probably because it's Norway and a lot of people don't want to deal with the sun pattern during the winter.

That said, Norway's prison system is a colossal joke.

"I murdered my wife!"

"I sentence you to a personal log cabin and a better job than you already had on the "outside".

I get it, rehabilitation blah blah blah. Canada and Australia has minimum security prisons that are similar, but are operated like actual prisons, not fucking summer camp.

Imagine if something happened to you family and the cretin who did it gets Norwegian prison time. You would be livid.
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Topic#IstandwithJonTron
Soggy_Burger
12/03/17 4:56:21 AM
#1
#IsupportJonTron

#Racism
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TopicThe Irate Gamer
Soggy_Burger
12/01/17 3:51:54 AM
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The Irate Gamer
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TopicSo is Firetheif/Newport... in prison?
Soggy_Burger
11/30/17 10:48:31 PM
#16
Solar_Crimson posted...
Why does this guy keep getting so many second chances?

Likely because he did the time for his actual serious crime (The DUI) in full and everything since is a parole or probation violation.

The courts probably just want to get his name off the books since he's mostly harmless, just a complete idiot with a drinking problem, but he keeps fucking up so they hope the millionth time is the charm so they can stop going through this with him over and over.
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TopicShe didn't text me back. I think we're done.
Soggy_Burger
11/28/17 4:37:13 PM
#173
electricbugs2 posted...
Hmmm sounds like American girls take their social networks way too seriously ha ha. I've followed girls I just met and never had a problem.

On topic sorry to hear that TC hang in there.

And ignore French he's just being a dork.

I give you a lot of shit but the difference here is that you've been successful with women before. You've dated girls that even CE kinda liked. This is this dudes first relationship and he's doing things that HS boys would do.
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TopicNorway proves that treating prisoners as human beings actually works
Soggy_Burger
11/28/17 12:25:40 AM
#7
I remember when that dude shot all those people at this came to light in North America for the first time.

It's a joke IMO. They did some interview with a prisoner who killed his wife and he was talking about how he can't wait till his 10 years are up so he can get a job. The dude was living in a personal log cabin with cable television and was allowed to be a local ferry captain.

If someone hurt someone I cared about and were sentenced to summer camp I would be livid. This isn't "Holes", starring Shia LaBeouf it's real life.
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TopicJust got back from being warned...
Soggy_Burger
11/27/17 11:38:50 PM
#3
shockthemonkey posted...
Who are you and should I care?

Doesn't matter who I am, but you should care about the awful mods here.
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TopicJust got back from being warned...
Soggy_Burger
11/27/17 11:35:36 PM
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lol mods power tripping hell fire lately.
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TopicJust got into a physical altercation with a Cheetocarpet at Best Buy.
Soggy_Burger
11/24/17 8:21:06 PM
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Bullet_Wing posted...
Is cheetocarpet a Trump slur?

No

Banjo2553 posted...
Smells like a copypasta.

Also a no

Smashingpmkns posted...
Damn I miss when cheeto was an insult for filthy nerds and not for filthy racists.

Same no one cares about Drumpf

Zikten posted...
this never happened

Actually it did happen.

voldothegr8 posted...
What's a cheetocarpet?

A disgusting euphoric slime.

Burgess posted...
Who buys box sets anymore.

My girlfriend. Technology inept besides social networking.
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TopicJust got into a physical altercation with a Cheetocarpet at Best Buy.
Soggy_Burger
11/24/17 7:48:39 PM
#1
Was trying to get an early start on my Christmas shopping. Was checking out some Blu-Ray boxsets when I was approached by a member of the euphoric hive.

Tried to ignore him but he started ranting incoherent babble at me about the Game of Thrones and how I should read the books. Told him I wasn't interested and tried to wander away but he began following me and spewing incoherent babble about how people like me have "ruined TV and fantasy novels alike".

Asked him to fuck off and when he didn't I threw the Cheetoneck to the ground! You should have seen the stupid look on his euphoric face when he thought I was going to punch him, lol!

Anyway I threw a copy of The Hobbit Trilogy at his face when I left. Didn't get any shopping done because of this horseshit either.

I hate the euphoric people.
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Topicelectricbugs, rich, he finna get richer!
Soggy_Burger
11/23/17 12:40:50 AM
#2
Shut the fuck up
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TopicA Cheeto purposely knocked my tray out of my hands at Popeye's today.
Soggy_Burger
11/18/17 4:01:11 PM
#1
Kicked the idiot in the shins until he left. Thankfully the store re did my spilled order.

God I hate the euphoric people.
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TopicI say "that" word all the time!
Soggy_Burger
11/15/17 12:06:12 AM
#1
Ha ha, you know the one.
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TopicI'm starting to think critikals rant on "titty streamers" on twitch..
Soggy_Burger
11/13/17 9:36:08 AM
#16
God Cr1tikal is horrible now. Why did he go from being a gaming channel to a drama dispenser?
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TopicThe Irate Gamer
Soggy_Burger
11/13/17 1:05:17 AM
#6
The IRATE Gamer
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TopicMoving to Seattle, Washington.
Soggy_Burger
11/13/17 12:53:45 AM
#29
No one cares about your imaginary girlfriend Hothlin.
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TopicThe Irate Gamer
Soggy_Burger
11/13/17 12:49:59 AM
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The Irate Gamer
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TopicMoving to Seattle, Washington.
Soggy_Burger
11/13/17 12:49:44 AM
#18
Hothlin can't even keep his own lies straight anymore. Sad.
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TopicWhy do you guys wear fedoras
Soggy_Burger
11/11/17 5:43:31 PM
#5
I don't, I batter those people.
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TopicMan, why can't people just be nice to each other?
Soggy_Burger
11/11/17 5:37:09 PM
#6
Because Cheetobeards still exist, and need to be punched just for existing.
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TopicLol just knocked over a Cheeto at the mall for hitting on my girlfriend!
Soggy_Burger
11/10/17 10:16:12 PM
#11
BignutzisBack posted...
just some aqualung spouting nonsense

Shut up

NINExATExSEVEN posted...
So you hit somebody because they hit on a girl thinking she was single? You're a hero.

I was right there, he had it coming.

SpoonRebooted posted...
WTF is a "cheetocarpet"?

A disgusting Euphoric slime that doesn't belong in public.

Nostradumbass posted...
imagine dating someone who smokes

Username checks out.
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TopicLol just knocked over a Cheeto at the mall for hitting on my girlfriend!
Soggy_Burger
11/10/17 8:37:02 PM
#1
She was out having a cigarette at the Scottsdale Centre and this euphoric Cheetocarpet approached and made a sexist comment towards her. Needless to say he was seeing stars by the time I was through with him! My girlfriend flicked her cigarette at him when we left.

I hate the euphoric people.
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TopicNewport evaded jail once again. #Legend
Soggy_Burger
11/09/17 5:39:16 PM
#92
Of course Bugs posts the girl that essentially turned him shitty in the first place.

This place went nutso over her and it gave him the balloon ego he has now. Before that he was a relatively decent poster.
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TopicGod Dragon Ball Evolution is such a thrilling motion picture.
Soggy_Burger
11/08/17 6:38:00 PM
#1
Top 5 for sure.
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TopicJessica Nigri
Soggy_Burger
11/08/17 12:39:59 PM
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Veggeta X posted...
electricbugs2 posted...
He and Nigri act like fools

They are try hards and it's okay dude. Why are you offended by that?

Because he pretty much Is EXACTLY like her boyfriend. A complete tool with Pokemon tattoos who dates idiotic blonde girls with low intelligence. Bugs IS a tryhard so of course he's gonna get offended when someone who's just another him is insulted.
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TopicMy girlfriend is smoking cigarettes inside Carl's Jr.
Soggy_Burger
11/06/17 10:49:48 PM
#1
Ha ha. Hilarious!
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Topichahahahaha lmfao $5000 to poster #500
Soggy_Burger
11/06/17 4:31:00 PM
#9
Bugs does the "I'm rich" thing way better. Somehow more humble too and he's about as humble as modern trap rappers.
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TopicI was was on the local news last night.
Soggy_Burger
11/02/17 1:21:01 AM
#28
Your such a piece of shit. You used to be a fairly decent poster before you went to college but since then you're rude to everyone on the board and think your better than others because you have money (or so you say) and have hooked up with girls that CE gave you WAY too much credit for.

Grow up. You're 25 act like it.
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