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TopicAndrew Tate Accuses Men of Being Gay for Having Sex with Women for Pleasure
SquantoZ
04/24/24 2:54:52 PM
#24
Men were a mistake

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TopicAnne Hathaway is a secret Gooner and now her reinvention is complete
SquantoZ
04/24/24 1:24:56 PM
#3
Smashingpmkns posted...
Anne Hathaway is a secret Gooner and now her reinvention is complete


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TopicDo you think the Crucifixion of Jesus happened? Historically speaking
SquantoZ
04/24/24 1:19:43 PM
#36
wanderingshade posted...
There wasn't any accurate depictions of him because the church refused to allow depictions of him in art.

Some of the really really early ones show him waving a magic wand. And that was like hundreds of years after he died.

necromancer build confirmed

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TopicDo you think the Crucifixion of Jesus happened? Historically speaking
SquantoZ
04/24/24 1:10:53 PM
#28
Turbam posted...
Yeah, then he got up 3 days later

lol respawn rates were so bad back then

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Topicare you excited for the upcoming billie eilish album
SquantoZ
04/23/24 12:18:26 PM
#3
secret vegy bait topic

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TopicWould you date a woman with a man's name?
SquantoZ
04/23/24 11:37:25 AM
#21
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


can't say...mods might ban me for hornyposting

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TopicHow many people do you love more than your dog(s)?
SquantoZ
04/23/24 10:57:43 AM
#8
I mourned the loss of my first dog and love my current dog BUT I will never understand people that literally love them more than the humans in their lives. Unless of course, everyone in your life is a horrible piece of shit.

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TopicWould you date a woman with a man's name?
SquantoZ
04/23/24 10:56:10 AM
#7
chances are Brad has a penis and I'm not attracted to male genitals

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TopicWhy is Pokimane so popular?
SquantoZ
04/23/24 10:55:09 AM
#10
  • Be an attractive woman
  • Play video games
  • Cater and market yourself to the incel population

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TopicAre you religious?
SquantoZ
04/19/24 9:52:23 AM
#4
Fuck no!

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TopicHave any of you noticed a lot fewer people on this board?
SquantoZ
04/19/24 9:51:33 AM
#4
Ceejus is rapturing users

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TopicProducer Carol Baum slams Sydney Sweeney: She 'isn't pretty' and 'can't act'
SquantoZ
04/19/24 9:50:15 AM
#19
Her stats are STACKED

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TopicITT: Mario pics that go hard
SquantoZ
04/17/24 7:30:46 AM
#3
b7 hornyposting

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TopicMichael Rapaport's casting in the Fallout series is perfect lmao (SPOILERS)
SquantoZ
04/17/24 7:28:00 AM
#5
He's pro-ethnic cleansing of Palestine so fuck him

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TopicOh FUCK! Current Events got the LUE treatment and is now a private board
SquantoZ
04/15/24 1:35:52 PM
#236
Ceejus save us!

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TopicMarathons and half marathons are honestly pretty fucked
SquantoZ
04/15/24 11:44:49 AM
#4
Not only must you almost kill yourself, you also have to raise money doing it :/

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TopicHey, did you get a chance to throw DAT ass in a circle this weekend?
SquantoZ
04/15/24 9:25:00 AM
#1
A square? A rhombus? A dodecahedron?

I threw a little ass but not enough to successfully generate any of these shapes.

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TopicDrake Equation is a tautology and you should be ashamed of taking it seriously.
SquantoZ
04/12/24 4:03:39 PM
#3
Is this about Drake's peen?

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TopicIs it wrong if your breasts touch a girls breast while you give her a hug?
SquantoZ
04/12/24 10:53:16 AM
#2
You've discovered the loophole

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TopicRemember that Sarmstr0ng user?
SquantoZ
04/12/24 10:51:16 AM
#49
Dakero
Kassieplx
Ceejus
etc etc etc

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TopicFellas, is it GAY to -
SquantoZ
04/09/24 11:49:47 AM
#6
No, they are the most masculine and straight of all of us. Manhandling and banging other dudes must take an enormous amount of muscle and stamina.

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TopicI think the eclipse must prove that god exists because how else
SquantoZ
04/09/24 11:46:23 AM
#58
waaaaayyyyy too many people took TC's bait

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TopicDo pushups and planks do anything?
SquantoZ
04/08/24 9:56:56 AM
#4
Biden is the greatest President ever.

How can Biden be the best president ever when he clearly has no abs?!

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TopicOf course the eclipse passes right over New England
SquantoZ
04/08/24 9:54:12 AM
#2
Like the Patriots

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TopicIf you use 3D glasses will the eclipse be in 3D?
SquantoZ
04/08/24 9:48:51 AM
#2
Apples glasses alter the moon to look like an apple

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TopicHere's your eclipse, bro
SquantoZ
04/08/24 9:47:49 AM
#4
Thanks for fucking up my vision! All I see are mitsubishis now

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TopicWhat incredibly bad/stupid thing do you expect to happen during today's Eclipse
SquantoZ
04/08/24 9:33:32 AM
#1
Fully expecting a crap ton of people rushing into the ER wearing MAGA hats for some reason

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TopicCrispy fried egg > soft "fried" egg
SquantoZ
04/02/24 12:03:59 PM
#20
To be fair, all other foods are better than any British food.

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TopicReminder: Caitlyn Jenner is worse than JK Rowling
SquantoZ
04/02/24 12:00:50 PM
#9
She's just tired of her daughters getting railed by black guys

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TopicLike fuck people who cut in car lines...
SquantoZ
03/28/24 6:25:09 AM
#2
Did I just have a stroke?

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TopicNYC man killed by deliberate, unprovoked push onto the subway tracks...
SquantoZ
03/27/24 10:29:58 AM
#24
I was in Bulgaria a month ago and even their transit system has barriers that are like 10 feet tall that only open up when the train doors open.

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TopicNYC man killed by deliberate, unprovoked push onto the subway tracks...
SquantoZ
03/27/24 9:40:07 AM
#13
Yikes. This with all the women being knocked out is crazy.

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TopicProve to me you aren't just an NPC created by my consciousness.
SquantoZ
03/26/24 4:40:22 PM
#65
BloodMoon7 posted...
If I am then why the fuck did you do it TC, I didn't ask for all this pain and suffering fuck!

Can't deal with the loneliness of being the only existence on this planet.

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TopicProve to me you aren't just an NPC created by my consciousness.
SquantoZ
03/26/24 12:31:46 AM
#51
DrizztLink posted...
Your brain couldn't come up with this shitshow.

My imposter syndrome triggered this NPC response

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TopicProve to me you aren't just an NPC created by my consciousness.
SquantoZ
03/25/24 10:22:54 PM
#48
Persona posted...
I can't, because it'll interface with you through the pawn of me in your perspective universe - just as your post came from your pawn in mine

Ya just gotta believe it

Shut the duck up, pawn!

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TopicProve to me you aren't just an NPC created by my consciousness.
SquantoZ
03/25/24 11:34:40 AM
#46
CE_gonna_CE posted...
Balls

Deep

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TopicProve to me you aren't just an NPC created by my consciousness.
SquantoZ
03/25/24 10:45:02 AM
#38
Unknown5uspect posted...
You trying to control me?
How very dare you.

No, not trying to control "you". You are ME. I am trying to control myself.

WingsOfGood posted...
don't leave your house today

since I am an NPC made by you, this is subconscious knowledge from yourself warning you

also don't eat any food or drink any liquids



SpawnShadow posted...
I am Error.

Error NPCs are just bots

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TopicProve to me you aren't just an NPC created by my consciousness.
SquantoZ
03/25/24 10:08:22 AM
#31
RetuenOfDevsman posted...
You know you want the whole iceberg.

My sex drive is trickling into my NPCs...yikes

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TopicGas prices are starting to creep up here...
SquantoZ
03/25/24 9:55:10 AM
#22
Of course it is...The deep state Obamas are still in power

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TopicProve to me you aren't just an NPC created by my consciousness.
SquantoZ
03/25/24 9:53:02 AM
#25
spanky1 posted...
Look Arisen, a ladder. Tis a find, indeed. Mayhap it will lead us somewhere.

"TO ME"

Karovorak posted...
We can't.

You are the only existence, and literally the galaxy brain.

Spoken like a good little NPC

RetuenOfDevsman posted...
I can't outright prove it to you, but I can point out what a feat it would be for you to have actually dreamt up all of human society.

This would mean you've composed every symphony you've ever heard and written every book you've ever read, for starters. And that's some serious tip of the iceberg shit.

Just the tip though

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TopicProve to me you aren't just an NPC created by my consciousness.
SquantoZ
03/25/24 9:47:44 AM
#20
WingsOfGood posted...
False. Try and control me. You can't because you are the npc.

I know exactly what you are going to post next.

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TopicProve to me you aren't just an NPC created by my consciousness.
SquantoZ
03/25/24 9:43:20 AM
#17
Torgo posted...
I don't want to see much of Dragon's Dogma 2. Since I'm likely not going to buy it on release window but probably will get it later when it's cheaper and a better version there is no point getting overhyped especially after some negative news regarding DLC.

Definitely not my NPC but for sure a bot

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TopicProve to me you aren't just an NPC created by my consciousness.
SquantoZ
03/25/24 9:42:34 AM
#16
Paragon21XX posted...
Only an NPC would accuse others of being an NPC.

McMarbles posted...
Are you?

WingsOfGood posted...
You are the npc created by my consciousness. Prove you aren't.

bluezero posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/ff2af42b.png

Makes perfect sense that my brain generated NPCs would accuse me of the same. I will learn to better control you puppets

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TopicProve to me you aren't just an NPC created by my consciousness.
SquantoZ
03/25/24 9:30:13 AM
#1
Are you even real, bruh?

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TopicWhat's the most fucked up anime you have ever watched?
SquantoZ
03/14/24 6:48:55 PM
#17
Bible Black

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