Lurker > Steiner

Machinae Supremacy scored the soundtrack to Jets'n'Guns, which I love, but I'm not too familiar with their other work. I'll need to check them out sometime.

They're supposed to be "Turk training simulators" but in practice they're just random battles.

I was under the impression it was the latter which for UPA means redoing everything up to that point including non-manuscript quests...

It was a perfect way to expand on the black materia. It had zero explanation as to where it came from or why it exists in the original, right? What would you have done with them?

Somehow I was still surprised when she ended up being the "final boss" to the Queen's Blood quest.

It's still completely random that he's here and I don't really understand why he is able to do all of these strange protorelic related minigames.

The only fight I think is poorly designed is that one where you have to kill the mindflayer before you kill the two side enemies... who also will self-destruct if they get close to you. That one just isn't fun at all.

This should maybe be higher, but to be completely honest I was pretty bad at this (again, I'm not good at shooting games) and actually almost died.

but I'm probably thinking about some kind of lever/multiple paths through the tracks segment?

Then you fight him in the Chadley simulator, which is much harder.

thought I was approaching platinum but the worms in the Hellions' Intonement challenge have me ready to quit

Imagine thinking Roche was iconic in Remake

Hint for minigame 31: No amount of booty is worth this.

I spent about 45 minutes running around the grasslands (and the desert) searching for excavation areas to get its PLAY ARTS object. It appears to be random which item is in which spot, and it doesn't change when you reset (i.e. you can't just find a spot and save/reload until it gives you what you need), so until someone maps all the spots this will annoy a few people.

There's a moment where the game tricks you into thinking you're going to have to lure this chicken an in-game mile's worth of distance, but it thankfully fakes you out.

Two legs nothin to it is the true final boss to this game

For people just answering contest, can I assume it's a character battle? Or will we finally get Best. Year. In. Female. Rivalry. Quotes.?

I also love dumb hokey stuff and question why people who are staunchly against it would be into pro wrestling to begin with

I would put him firmly "good" at both though

Obviously this is sarcasm but I don't know you well enough to know you're NOT these things and it definitely fits the profile of Steiner at minimum.

It's gonna be tough to not put Queen's Blood #1

Shrine of Trials, more like Shrine of Trauma Dumps. I know people comment on Red and Aerith's being the worst but the Barret seeing his wife (and having his hand) for the briefest moment and then taken away when he walks through the doorway really hit hard.

I would imagine some Vincent stans are unhappy with his introduction here but I thought it was mostly fine

While it seems like the Wutai/Midgar war thread is not going to be pursued in a big way,