Lurker > Sunhawk

It was a guy I've been messaging for about a week. Looks wise, he was nothing special at all. We met in the centre of my town, and ended up going for a drink at a local pub. We talked for maybe an hour. He is actually pretty fucked up. I mean, he was nice and friendly, but he was married to a woman for a long time despite being gay, he's only been with a few people, and only really has LGBT friends. Later on, he took me back to the house he rents, and after awkwardly chatting for a bit, I ended up giving him oral sex. It was nice. Things felt weird after that, though, and I left shortly afterward without much of a goodbye, and I haven't heard from him since.

I guess this a milestone, though. My first app meet up. I don't know if I will meet up with him again, but there are plenty of other guys on there, who are better looking and probably more well-adjusted.

Thoughts?

Marked Message Accuracy. Which decided whether you marking a message or topic had ANY effect at all. And people found out, and some realised they had an Untrusted rating, which was the lowest rating possible, and got angry. That was great. I think some mod had screencapped something, and that's how people initially found out.

Do you remember that? What year was that?

I think MMM threesome. Those are usually great fun.

Bump.

I don't really remember. But talking to him he seems like a well-adjusted person. Anyway, we're meant to be meeting in our town centre, which isn't remote. What do you think?

Bump.

I assume America is the most visited, but can you believe that? More logical countries might've been Italy or Greece.

Someone I've talked to for a bit now. He seems very nice for Grindr, although possibly with lots of emotional baggage. We're meant to be meeting in the evening (after dark) in our town centre. There should be some people about. He's in his 30s and VERY average in looks, but I guess I'm mostly trying to break new ground.

What do you think, CE?

I guess there's Arlene. But I don't think there's any direct evidence that they've fucked.

Even Jon probably has slept with Liz.

I want to get laid!

He's barely been hated in years. It was in the 2000s and early 2010s that he basically got bullied and trolled a lot. Then, for some strange reason, most people liked him, and defended him if he was being trolled. I don't see why anyone on this board would like him. He's pretty boring, and was a virgin up until about 37 years old.

They got my hopes up, though.

You think they got a better offer?

I was contacted by a couple of guys on Grindr (independently of each other), both of whom wanted to meet up tonight for some action. The first one, who seemed really enthusiastic and sent a dick pic, suddenly stopped responding when we were arranging when and where to meet, and other one laughed at something I said, and then blocked me.

Wtf. I thought I was going to meet up with my first guy on Grindr, but then nothing happened. Is this normal? Someone bailing at the last moment? Should I be happy people have shown any interest at all?

Possibly.

The basic idea behind it is sound, I think. The early part of the game is quite enjoyable. The graphics on the Switch version are a LITTLE rough around the edges, however.

Thoughts?

What state do you live in? What are the candidates like?

Asking for a friend.

Was the sex of an acceptable standard?

Bump.

One guy had a long, thin dick, and the other had a short, chunky dick. Both looked good.

Has CE had THAT little luck on Tinder and Hinge, etc.? Are they THAT jealous?

Doubtful. Nobody has any thoughts about this?

Which is your favourite, and why?

Well, well, well! It really is easy to get some action, seemingly, on Grindr. One guy just wants to randomly meet up, another wants to meet up in the evening, and another visits my town sometimes and wants to meet when he next comes down.

Any advice, CE? I think it would be a good idea to meet with the second guy, even if it is after dark, because he seems nice although with a lot of emotional baggage, and also with the third guy, because he seems reasonably nice and has a great body. The first guy seems flaky. He's under 5 foot tall, and his profile picture is of him in a skirt and panties. Sad. What do you think?

Make a homophobic joke that you thought people would laugh at, and then they got very upset? Someone misunderstand a comment you made, and repeat the wrong thing to mutual friends? Get caught watching a film with a largely white cast?

Lol. I remember that.

Well, the earthquake anyway.

All the different levels, the alternate graphics for them, the various challenges. I think this is one of the best platformers of the last 5 years or so.

Well?

Black bear
Heteroflexible
Homoflexible
Grey asexuality
Sub
Unicorn
Silver fox
Cisgendered
Stag hag
Friend of Dorothy
Butch
LUG
Otter

If you can score at least 6 out of 13, that's a pass. Well done! If you can score 10 or over, that's very impressive.

How is the social life? How is politics? How is family relations?

Also, why do you say Germany is 10 or 20 years behind the UK? Are you implying that Germany is backwards? It's very hard to imagine that Germany is backwards, since it's the richest and most important country in Europe. What do you mean?

In what way does Grindr give you brain rot?

IS it a good idea to meet someone from the internet, who you barely know anyway? Is that a smart thing to do?

I'm bisexual.

He's seen my profile pic. I don't really have any other pictures of myself to share. And I don't want to share NSFW pics.

I remember that news story about a young woman trying to stab her Tinder date to death. Worrying.

Nobody is interested? Possibly my first time getting lucky on a hook-up app?

Some guy who messaged me for the first time yesterday. He doesn't live in the same town as me, but apparently comes down something like once a week for an unspecified reason. He seemed interested in me. Hopefully, we're going to hook up the next time he's down, which will be in something like 5 or 6 days. Sent me a great dick picture, as well.

What do you think, CE?

One of those places to treat teens with alchohol and substance abuse problems? And mental health problems?

And it was called the Sunhawk Academy! There was literally a picture of a hawk infront of the sun.

Well, something might be going to happen. There's a guy who contacted me, who lives some distance away but frequently comes to my hometown, and we might be meeting up in maybe a week. Pretty cool.

MathMurderer, are you a German citizen? How is life in modern Germany in general?

You know, I've gotten messages from a few people today. I guess the fish like the bait, you know? This is probably better than using Tinder.

Don't lie, we'll know.

I've had a couple of people, I think, DM me today. Perhaps I'll be getting laid soon. Or not.

What do you think of these places?

Bump.

What? Does it prevent you from catching HIV, or does it lessen the symptoms if you do have HIV?

Bump.

What is this Prep I sometimes hear about?

I'm bisexual. And stuff like Tinder is infamously well known for average looking guys, like me, getting almost completely ignored.