Lurker > TeaMilk

jefffan posted...

We didn't want an HOA either. But ours is 250 every 6 months. Never again though.

Feel bad for those paying exorbitant prices.

fuck thats so cheap, my normal dues are $285/mo -_- i've seen worse tho

trappedunderice posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/ca893319.jpg

this pic is so good lol, were you the one who drew it? i can't remember

R1masher posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/b97dbf58.jpg

genuinely not sure how to interpret this

Holy_Cloud105 posted...

I will confess my love for you but it will be unrequited as always.

maybe i could learn to love you... tell me about yourself

Jiek_Fafn posted...

I love you TeamElk

i apparently have you tagged as "hates melons", which are my favorite fruit. so im not sure if i can accept your love

thronedfire2 posted...

you've been gone too much lately :(

it's just been so slow lately!! i still check in usually every day, but just don't have the desire to post much anymore....

Hambo posted...

Love you, TeaMilk. You're cool as hell.

love you too man, as a fellow fat guy enjoyer AND an awesome artist. Your drawing topics are by far some of the best stuff on this board in the last few years

Harpie posted...

TeaMilk ur the best bean, and I am so thankful for you. You're a real one.

Your love of the chub's is also a 10/10. Smh at the lack of cute chubby topics these days

thank u harpie you are always such a sweetheart <3 i know we haven't talked much, but it's been really awesome seeing your life updates over the years and how much better you're doing now, really proud of u

TheMikh posted...

i have a short list of favorite users and you're on it

<33

Strider102 posted...

We can't because Fandom would say it equates to hornyposting

we could just hold hands, it doesn't have to get sexual

Cemith posted...

I love you TC!

Who are you?

im some guy

P4wn4g3 posted...

She loves fat dudes, but I'm trying to lose weight so obviously our interests aren't aligned. And she can't ask for pics anymore, 2 horny 2 furious

its ok i don't need to ask for pics anymore because i scored a thick latina a few years back due to all my hornyposting on here

SauI_Goodman posted...

I love that this website is being slowly destroyed.

this place objectively sucks for a lot of reasons, but i'm still attached to it and it's sad to see it slowly dying... i have a lot of good memories from high school/early college

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

wow lol, so is that just the normal montlhy HOA fees, or are people behind on a big special assessment like this topic? I wonder if anyone here is gonna refuse to pay the $10k

Foppe posted...

You were always at the top of posters.

thanks i appreciate it, but do you love me? are you in love with me?

Turbam posted...

don't be shy.... this might be your last chance

Jerry_Hellyeah posted...

I love you Vegy

nobody loves vegy.... right?

OR their hate??

Pororin posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/8d04cd01.jpg

Pororins true form??!

Lonestar2000 posted...

Sounds like he is a drug dealer.

Thats what I assumed lol. Doesn't mean he has to be an inconsiderate asshole

Trumpo posted...

Are the poster who said there was a jackass blocking your driveway?

Yes <3 HOA never helped me. I just put a bigass cone in my driveway and don't have to deal with it anymore

The parking deal is just so weird I don't even know what to think... my gf saw that neighbor recently pulling his car out of a different neighbors garage?? He also keeps getting NEW bmws. And has weirdos knocking at his door for 10 mins straight at weird hours

WingsOfGood posted...

They are repairing your roof?

Well the buildings roof, im on the 1st floor lol

Rosstin316 posted...

I would rather live in a studio apartment for life than own a HOA house.

Id be fine with that if I lived alone >_> this isn't even a house either, 2br condo unit

Oh I should also mention they "lost" like 300k in reserve funds earlier thjs year because one of the board members accounts went inactive and got collected by the state treasury somehow?

Bleuets posted...

Im guessing its a special assessment fee. Which Ive had when my HoA said they had to fix our roof for the townhouse unit I live in.

my best advice would be to make sure you have a high enough amount for special assessment fees in your insurance plan.

I didnt think home insurance covered this? I am pretty sure I just pay insurance as part of my mortgage and this $10k comes from out of pocket

DnDer posted...

"Or else," can't possibly be legal, even with the arsenal of bullshit an HOA is allowed to pull.

Did they say what it's for, or why there's such an unreasonable deadline with no method to pay it down over time?

Idk lol they're threatening if you don't pay it in their PDF https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/86435e77.jpg

And yeah its for roof/gutter repairs. I mean its probably necessary and maybe I would have had advance warning if I'd gone to the HOA meetings. But I'm pretty sure no one in the community attends them

No payment plan options either lol, due July 1st. I thought this was insane, but I see some people on reddit talking about getting hit w/ special assessment fees of 100k+ and losing their home, so guess im lucky...?

Please don't post about how it's my fault for living under an HOA, I don't have any other option in my area

DocileOrangeCup posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/0b5cf5c7.jpg

@DocileOrangeCup Can u post this uncropped?

Maybe cave story

CADE_FOSTER posted...

bottom tier pie

literally one of the only good pies

are there any WOMAN COSPLAYS u wanna do now

The nice Chinese ladies at a salon within walking distance only charge $18 somehow. I always tip $10 extra

rexcrk posted...

I dont understand why people wait until the last minute to do their taxes. Its such a thing.

Just sit your ass down at the computer for an hour or two and get that shit done. I understand the anxiety of possibly having to owe (you should have heard the stream of curse words flying out of my mouth last year when I owed like $1,200 I gotta figure out how to make that not happen) but wouldnt you rather know that you owe money as early as possible so you can get it together if needed than owe a lot and not have it?

idk i wasn't anxious about it, I just procrastinate a lot and have been legitimately busy with a lot of projects lately

I usually do it pretty late, but this is the first time I've done it this last minute I guess

Never had it until a year ago or so, and yeah it's pretty damn good for the price. Appreciate the variety too, I KNOW those tacos are fucking gross but 50 cents...

YIPPEEE
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/c6473872.png

i used to hornypost about fat guys all the time in my heyday but i've calmed down

DocileOrangeCup posted...

Edit: I don't dislike looking in the mirror as much anymore lol.

sorry if this is gay but HONESTLY u look cuter

soulunison2 posted...

my brother screwed himself with taxes one year and now I do them shits asap, turbo tax is easy af

fuck turbotax!!! i use freetaxusa now

jefffan posted...

11:59 your zone

thank you :)

i didnt start them yet

Mad-Dogg posted...

As someone that has been on disability from practically since birth I can tell you its pretty easy nowadays to actually check this information. I was jokey jokin' with my earlier post but truth is vast majority of us on disability really do have medicare and/or medicaid insurance cards in our wallets at all times. It'd imagine they could set up a kiosk where you log into whatever state medicaid you (or your kids) got or medicare's website, the pad or whatever they have set up verifies it, you get a little sticker/tag/bracelet/whatever the hell saying you were verified and then you are good to go.

There's definitely disabled folks not on disability/Medicare though, I don't think the Disneyland guys can make that a requirement. Idk how I'd prove it without a doctor's note

Indomie mi goreng by far. Tried it on a whim and its sooo good

whasian but i voted asian ig

FolkenRawr posted...

Mmmmm butter chicken

Defintely going to get more next time we go to Costco... Which should be very soon

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/2757107c.jpg

Puglia77 posted...

Homemade Indian food is great. Not much of a fan of the way my dad makes it, but my grandma makes some great curry.

That sounds awesome, my moms side of the family is Chinese but nobody even makes any traditional dishes

Guide posted...

I was mad cause I thought the first option said SUCKS for a sec

Eating Indian food is better than getting sucked and/or fucked

LeoRavus posted...

I've never seen an Indian restaurant before. Maybe one day.

What part of the world do u live in? Maybe im taking it for granted but there's tons here (west coast US)

RetuenOfDevsman posted...

My guess is they just spawned where all the spices are. But yes, Indian food is DA BOMB.

BTW trying to follow an Indian recipe is pure madness. There will be like 15 ingredients and like 13 will be spices. And like 2 of them will be available at a typical grocery store.

I made chicken Tikka masala once that just called for a storebought garam masala spice mix. It was still very good but not like restaurant quality. I'm sure at restaurants they are grinding all that shit fresh daily, I don't have time for that lol

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/2757107c.jpg

BlazinBlue88 posted...

They clearly were looking to find someone to fit the requirements HR sent over to them line by line which proves their lack of tech knowledge. A legit technical recruiter would have taken your call and at least dug into your experience with it a bit. For all they know you live and breathe OpenCV in your personal time as a hobby.

Thanks lol, this honestly helped me feel better about it appreciate the perspective

BlazinBlue88 posted...

There's a small island of good recruiters in a sea of shitty ones. I still get emails from the terrible ones saying to the effect of "I see you have 14 years in IT and currently build out cloud infrastructure while living on the East coast. How would you like to move to the west coast for a 6 month contractor lvl 1 helpdesk job at $13 an hour?"

This is why I ask for the job listing and salary range up front. I'm not wasting my time on any more of their nonsense.

Yeah I get a few of those occasionally too and just ignore them lol. This was the first one i've responded to, because it was local, and for a pretty specific thing I'd had experience with before. Honestly thought I had a good shot but w/e i guess

Starks posted...

Recruiters are vultures. They pressure you to operate on their schedule. They pretend that they're arming you and speed running you into an interview but all you're getting is extra stress and not much time to do your own due diligence.

Yeah, my singular experience with one so far was not good I guess. She pestered me over text to fill out her online portal thing, and had me go through all this just to reject me without a chance a couple hours before our call

I feel like I would have had a better shot if I found this listing organically and applied >_> Or like could have spoken to someone technical about my relevant experience

Wow I sent my resume over and she cancelled our call like immediately. feels kinda bad i guess, I thought she'd at least want to talk to me even if i wasn't the right fit. My entire work history is on my linkedin so it wasn't anything new...

The role was for some stuff around medical image processing with OpenCV, a field i'm SUPER interested in, and I had an internship doing that exact thing before I got into cybersecurity.

oh well i have a job already at least

BlazinBlue88 posted...

Yes. Most recruiters won't list the company name. Among other things, it prevents you from applying directly to the company which makes the recruiter lose out on pay. They don't get paid until they place someone in a job.

ahh ok that makes sense i guess. I wanted to look into the company myself

I had a recruiter reach out to me for a job that sounds cool and requires pretty specific skills I happen to have experience with. She had me fill out a profile and upload a resume on some website, and said she would share the job listing after (kinda annoying but ok). She sent it to me this morning (I have a call with her in a few hours), and the company name and salary range is blurred out lol

it seems weird to me, but is this normal? I've never really gone through a recruiter before

makes me wish I was an old man/10

Oh yeah for sure

I have a lot of respect for artists that are able to draw non conventionally attractive features (big noses, wrinkles, fat) with care. It's soo lame when people strip out those features that have so much character and just make em generic for wider sex appeal

Here's an image the topic made me think of, fuck what they did to Fio mann
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/e8fc1403.jpg

wiping

Harpie posted...

But definitely do NOT cut them yourself
pls
I learned this the hard way, dont be like me

i used to cut mine in high school!! but it was just basic straight bangs, nothing fancy to mess up lol

yeah i do walmart all the time cuz im disabled and can't drive. Very grateful it exists for people who need it, they even take EBT

:( not funny didnt laugh

Coldstone smells good as FUCK whenever I walk by, but ive only been a couple times and I dont remember it being that good

SSJGrimReaper posted...

show the belly part of the pic

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/59ce1397.jpg
actually cornman's lost a lot of weight since i drew this so its probably not accurate anymore

also i forgot i named this cornmangirl.png on my computer lol