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ArsGoetia posted...

pls find a different way to euphemise that

huh?

pauIie posted...

i get it. being around hot chicks is nice. you can pay to have one grind on you.

it's not something i'm willing to dedicate time and money to, though, even if i was single. i'd rather put my efforts to a willing sex partner.

also this. i remember some friends in high school putting on some porn tapes at hangouts and i'm like....why? i'm not against porn, but what do we do with this? get hard together? then what?

do people really get bonArs just from watching someone dance?

--Zero- posted...

Some people want to see tits and ass as a form of a good time. They dont have to jerk off or have sex as a reason to not go. Its just a way to see some nudity and have a good time. I personally dont see the point in going either, but I can see why some people would want to go with friends. The sad ones go alone lol.

wait they deed there? O_o

It doesnt work that way.

Lmao gym failed again

CableZL posted...

https://Twitter.com/jakesherman/status/1715348409383629070?s=46

what did he say?

ScazarMeltex posted...

Taking stuff meant for a country to defend itself from a genocide to give to a country getting prepped to commit one. Great fucking job.

wow, this is a take

Im telling you, Russia had to do with the Israel thing too

Lmfao at fur burger

Dark-Summoner posted...

This won't end until Reps flip and say F it and vote in a Dem or the Republicans finally kick the MAGA crowd out and we attempt to get sanity back.

Or we flounder until the 11th hour then blame democrats.

*Insert "Is it me?" Skinner meme*

the fact that the electorate is always willing to blame the democrats shows how biased they are

Box?

If you think about it, he does have some sort of issue.

said issue, mentioned before here, makes him obsess with stupid things such as the cyber truck, the letter X (look up his history with the letter X, its not just Twitter), and it leads him to make terrible business decisions, such as the Twitter purchase.

dude named his kid a bunch of characters instead of a real name, I mean how worse does it get?

despite that, dude has obscene amounts of money. This proves that being born in such situation is basically fool-proof

mystic_belmont posted...

What happened to homeowners insurance, short term rental insurance, landlord insurance or commercial property insurance?

She has that, right?

I am not sure they covering for using a property as airbnb, which is why they supposedly offer their own insurance e

AceMos posted...

does my heart good to know a scum bag land lord is currently homeless

@acemos what makes her a scum bag again?

DrizztLink posted...

Those are your only options as neighbors

man I cant believe you dont understand the point here

Strider102 posted...

Let me guess, "God you can clearly see he has dementia!!!"

they speak in bad faith. The last couple months have shown how bad trump is doing mentally and they never notice

ClayGuida posted...

https://twitter.com/Mediaite/status/1715136927714705912

Maximum oof

party of family values!!!

warlock7735 posted...

Industrial, agricultural, and other. Residential/single family only zoning is a plague, and dedicated commercial zoning is a mess of concrete.

Nobody wants to live between a strip club and a restaurant that cooks very smelly food, my dude

Rika_Furude posted...

Youve spent more time complaining about ads than it would have taken for you personally to install AdGuard on every simple phone of every single gamefaqs user

whats your point? There are like 20 game gamefaqs users left lol

Tc is a judge ?

TimeForAction posted...

There is no Mandela Effect you are just stupid

i bet you think France in French is spelled France and not Frane. Look it up, its another Mandela effect

Karovorak posted...

I would guess some other kind of mental "trick" like priming or whatever.

Typical example:

"Hey, do you remember that Disney clip before their movies with Tinkerbell doing firework magic on the dot of that i?"

"eh, yeah, sure, why?"

"IT NEVER HAPPEND! It wasn't actually on the dot of the i, but the center!"

Or the typical misquotes, like, Darth Vader never saying "Luke, I am your Father!". Yeah, that's because beginning with "Luke" is just easier to get the reference right into some context. Many memes are getting adjusted to make a better or shorter one liner.

And, because I now looked up some other "Mandela effects" per google:

Forrest Gump didn't say "Life is like a box of chocolates," he said, "Life was like a box of chocolates."

Interview with a Vampire is actually Interview with the Vampire.

Come on. I have never seen the movies in english, only german. And there Forrest Gump says "Meine Mama hat immer gesagt, "Das Leben ist wie eine Schachtel Pralinen"" - Present Tense.

And the movie is called "Interview mit einem Vampir".

There is no way for me to know that the translation I grew up with differs in such a tiny detail with the original titel.

If I were ever talking n english about the Movie "Interview with the Vampire" I would have simply mistranslated "Interview with a Vampire".

That's no wrong memory or some mandela effect, that's just me not knowing the correct original because it got changed with the translation.

oh shit.

even the lonely island Jack sparrow song uses life is a box of chocolates :O

VGAddict90 posted...

The Mandela Effect is not a real thing. There's no such thing as parallel universes. You just misremembered something from your childhood. There's nothing special or unique about that.

how come so many people misremember the same thing at the same time, though?

SilvosForever posted...

Where we are:

1) Republicans can't elect anyone Speaker
2) Republicans won't work with Dems to empower a temporary speaker
3) Republicans are screaming at each other
4) Republicans are getting death threats from Republican voters
5) Republicans say all this is the fault of Dems

Id add:

5) moderates, independents and centrists: why would democrats cause this!?

Bat178 posted...

The game was made in Chile, that's probably all the budget they could afford.

this speaks so much about the problems caused by our hyper capitalist system.

why not pay a decent budget to a nice US based dev?

btw bad cross platform ports, stuff like mk1 in the switch suck be wise they make cheap ass devs do the programming instead of the original devs, not because of system power

Karovorak posted...

Sorry, but I disagree.

If you act with strangers, you are not supposed to be "a bit dehumanising".

Doesn't matter if it's "just a joke" or "just a prank" and it's even more true of this is shared on the internet.

IDK why some guys are cool with being run all over like that. A girl would absolutely call out a dude walking around with a scale

AceMos posted...

https://twitter.com/RickDaSquirrel/status/1714004747848405465

lmao the enemies just float around, like when a kid plays with his hot wheels.

I bet devs were forced to make this game in a couple weeks with a shoestring budget. Gotta love corporate America

Kim_Seong-a posted...

On the screen?

I'm specifically thinking of one of the Megaman games where birds drop beehives, and then there are like 20 different instances of tiny bees chasing you around. >_>

But what other instances spring to mind?

in mario bros 2 there was a level with multiple platforms at different heights. Each platform had an enemy or two, and theyd throw eggs at you or whatever. If you would jump around eventually there would be too much going on and flicker and slowdown would take place

Zwijn posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/2/8/AAfhTEAAE81A.jpg

hyuck hyuck

I wonder if weiner measuring will become a thing right before sex

mustachedmystic posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/2/7/AAS9KjAAE80_.jpg
LOL at da bottom right picture.

temu is so pervy lmao

I thought I was the only one that had this happen too

R1masher posted...

Like when it burns a little or the dribbling?

no. IDK how to explain it

Kradek posted...

It is so damn disheartening that they care more about keeping the government open to send money to Israel than they do to not hurt American federal employees, to include active service members.

its also a pretty good indicator that theyre on another countrys payroll one way or the other

Puppy milkers

WoodenRook posted...

I mean...

what if youre asleep and they wake up!? Theyre behind you, not sleeping!!

Lillymon posted...

Pretty much. Though I think the impending government shutdown and the fact that they can't send any military aid to Israel until they come up with some sort of solution will get them moving sooner rather than later.

but, republicans, if you dont get to work our credit rating will go to shit!
republicans: whatever

but, republicans, if you dont get to work nothing will be done and our country will be paralyzed!!
republicans: meh

but, republicans, if you dont get to work you wont be able to give our tax money to Israel!
republicans: lets get to work!!! NOW!!!

WoodenRook posted...

You're exaggerating. And I don't just mean the sarcasm.

Doing productive things doesn't mean they aren't relaxing. Especially when it comes to my parenting comment. For example, you could quite literally be sleeping while your kid sleeps instead of staying up to play video games and sacrificing a good rest.

sleeping with your kid = good
playing Mario kart with your kid = bad

o..k..

Homeless_Waifu posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/7/4/AAWfh3AAE4sG.jpg
This one is so fake that I love it

legged artic Kirby has entered the chat!!

Now the ads are a combo of offering me a knockoff watch of a 10k watch (lmao temu), a meme sweatshirt and some weeb shit.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/3/3/AAfWAzAAE8wZ.jpg

add your own ads, guys, this is entertaining

ArtiRock posted...

Some of it is your own though... Do you guys get Portuguese ads?

yes

Kitt posted...

People always say this until everyone starts reporting that they're seeing the same ads.

yeah I dont get the ad shaming

Strider102 posted...

Let's see what ads I get.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/9/3/AAPNOcAAE8uN.jpg

Oh, ok I guess?

lol. Yeah these ads are random AF too

KitKats posted...

the ads I get are more like

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/8/0/AAevWaAAE8uA.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/3/4/AAevWaAAE2PO.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/3/7/AAevWaAAEmS9.jpg

lmao the furry one

mustachedmystic posted...

I never so much as visited Temu until my finger accidentally hit one of dere billions of adsda other day. Yet I get dem all da time, on practically every site I go to.

talking about temu.

whoops, I guess I am into wearing womens shoes and ball-choking pants too lol:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/8/1/AAfWAzAAE8uB.jpg

SayHeyyShohei posted...

Wrong, they are shown based off the site's collective footprint.

this is true. Many people complain about ads with deformed cyclops babies and other deformities and strange sex toys too.

IDK if that user was trying to imply that I look for steamy soft core uncanny valley pr0n or something like that, and I dont mind if that is what he or she thought, its hilarious

Yes theyre dry AF, thats why I slather sauce all over them. It works

mercurydude posted...

....for people who look like they just stepped off the Polar Express.

exactly. This is my issue with the ad

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


it doesnt sound too accurate to me. What sort of algorithm would say show this guy horrible CGI uncanny valley faces?

I got an a for intermittent fasting. Each intermittent fasting has a happy same sex couple who happen to be horrifically uncanny valley CGI designs with blurred faces

they could have used real people. Or normal drawings, or graphics. Instead they went this route. Look at those faces, what the fuck;

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/5/1/AAfWAzAAE8tj.jpg

notice how the faces begin normal looking, and they progressively get blurrier and more uncanny valley, until the horrifying last 2 pictures

solosnake posted...

Got even less votes the second time around than the 1st

LOL

hahaha REKT

The meal sandwich was named after a noble who lived in the sandwich islands.

it began as an easy way to have a meal on the go, he put meat inside a loaf of bread. The bread was seasoned with sand on top, therefore called a sand-wich