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TopicI missed Schmen's balls
Troll_Police_
11/26/20 4:12:45 PM
#68
it's been over an hour and still nothing. Mods must be on vacation

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"Tell me, tutor, is revenge a science, or an art?"
TopicShould I leave?
Troll_Police_
11/26/20 3:12:15 PM
#18
Yes you should leave you fartknocker

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"Tell me, tutor, is revenge a science, or an art?"
TopicI missed Schmen's balls
Troll_Police_
11/26/20 3:06:57 PM
#60


@SunWuKung420

Also this is the last chance @wwinterj25

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"Tell me, tutor, is revenge a science, or an art?"
TopicI missed Schmen's balls
Troll_Police_
11/26/20 3:06:53 PM
#59
You did though. You missed these 2 gentlemen

I named the left one fat rick grimes and the right one fat dracula


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"Tell me, tutor, is revenge a science, or an art?"
TopicI missed Schmen's balls
Troll_Police_
11/26/20 2:54:30 PM
#57


Far-Queue posted...
Your mom doesn't have a problem finding them lmao

Solid burn.

SunWuKung420 posted...
From what I understand, they are quite small and easy to miss.

That might have been cutting if half the board didnt just see that I got a big ol pair of smooth shaven gentlemen.

https://youtu.be/Tctfq4tplQ4

Forreal though sunny, I have some great balls and it was an extremely flattering picture. You shouldn't have blocked me on noop. You may have gotten to see them.

Who knows, maybe it's not too late.

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"Tell me, tutor, is revenge a science, or an art?"
TopicI missed Schmen's balls
Troll_Police_
11/25/20 4:37:25 PM
#30
I have decided that something is gonna happen in a duckbear topic

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"Tell me, tutor, is revenge a science, or an art?"
TopicIf you're going to account suicide, do it in the wee hours
Troll_Police_
11/17/20 12:01:18 PM
#6
BADoglick posted...
Account suicides are a pathetic way of getting attention. Just stop showing up and let your account go dormant like a normal human being.

Then again if you're a normal human being you probably don't post here

allowing it to go dormant does not fulfill the requirements of my account bet though, and waiting for mods to close an account by request takes too long

admit it, youre just mad you missed the picture

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"Tell me, tutor, is revenge a science, or an art?"
TopicI missed Schmen's balls
Troll_Police_
11/17/20 11:53:03 AM
#5
yeah, they love em

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"Tell me, tutor, is revenge a science, or an art?"
TopicIf you're going to account suicide, do it in the wee hours
Troll_Police_
11/17/20 11:49:36 AM
#4
i mean...

why do YOU post the way YOU do?

also, its 5 in the goddamned morning, how was that not considered "wee hours"

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"Tell me, tutor, is revenge a science, or an art?"
TopicI missed Schmen's balls
Troll_Police_
11/17/20 11:48:52 AM
#3
Far-Queue posted...
See you tomorrow on one of your alts

why wait when i am here today, trying to decide what to do with this, my only other active account?

hypnox posted...
Would be hilarious if they IP banned him.

they didnt.


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"Tell me, tutor, is revenge a science, or an art?"
TopicIf you're going to account suicide, do it in the wee hours
Troll_Police_
11/17/20 11:47:40 AM
#2
bro, i dont commit account suicide often enough to know the subtleties.

besides, the one person who REALLY wanted to see em' doesnt live in the US and therefore does not maintain the same schedule as we do.

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"Tell me, tutor, is revenge a science, or an art?"
TopicAbout a year ago, I made an "account bet" on this election
Troll_Police_
11/17/20 11:46:06 AM
#81
ayyyy, apparently that did the trick.

i'd appreciate any suggestions on how to take this account out in a blaze of glory as well

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"Tell me, tutor, is revenge a science, or an art?"
TopicTell me how you lost your V card
Troll_Police_
11/17/20 11:43:58 AM
#44
real quick before the hammer drops

we went to a graveyard at midnight, things started to get heavy and then we pussied out and went to a nearby park on account of not wanting to summon a demon or some shit.

listened to the new paths of possession album "Legacy in Ashes" each using one earbud and just did it in the grass

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"Tell me, tutor, is revenge a science, or an art?"
TopicHey yall, now that im not warned maybe I can put an end to this
Troll_Police_
11/17/20 11:39:43 AM
#6
still gotta figure out what im gonna do with this account. posting my balls again feels like it would be lazy

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"Tell me, tutor, is revenge a science, or an art?"
TopicHey yall, now that im not warned maybe I can put an end to this
Troll_Police_
11/17/20 11:39:19 AM
#5
JazzMasterZero posted...
Thats a well shaved scrotum I tell you what. God speed, Schmen.

well after all the grief i got for showing too much pubic hair last time....

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"Tell me, tutor, is revenge a science, or an art?"
TopicAbout a year ago, I made an "account bet" on this election
Troll_Police_
11/13/20 9:47:40 PM
#76
EvilMegas posted...
Just close your account or show your balls like a man

getting it closed takes more time goddamn it. it shouldnt be this hard to get banned.

and what, you dont think ill post my balls?

i already got modded once for showing photos of my crotch region.

hang on yall, i need a camera and i dont have my phone

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"Tell me, tutor, is revenge a science, or an art?"
TopicAbout a year ago, I made an "account bet" on this election
Troll_Police_
11/13/20 9:08:50 PM
#71
P.S. the mods can suck my farts through a straw

(maybe this will get it done in one go, and i wont have to repost the same shit to get a ban this time)

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"Tell me, tutor, is revenge a science, or an art?"
TopicAbout a year ago, I made an "account bet" on this election
Troll_Police_
11/13/20 9:08:15 PM
#70
Monopoman posted...
TC holding out hope that Trump somehow steals this election from Biden.

right, thats why im trying to get both of my accounts banned. because i think im gonna win this bet, and i WANTED to win this bet.

Revelation34 posted...
Were those deleted posts both his?

yea. Foxx is watching this topic real close. those posts lasted for all of about 30 seconds, just like the last 1. shes always had a sandy vagina when it came to me, so im just assuming its her. the rest of the mods dont like me, but that salty bitch REALLY doesnt like me.

agesboy posted...
getting warned before you can close your account counts as welching, right

saying that i lost the bet and then trying to account suicide is welching?

i viewed it as just trying to close my account at warp speed, but hey, who cares what some dipshit i literally never talked to in my 20 years on this board thinks anyways?

EvilMegas posted...
Lmao. He got warned before he could close his account

or i was trying to get the account closed faster.

do you think i was expecting not to get modded for telling the mods to "suck a dick dumbshits" twice? do you think im also making this post with the expectation that im not going to get modded?

because if so, you can also suck a dick, dumbshit.

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