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Don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again.

I know the law, I demanded my bounty!

This store robs people blind and I usually let it slide over a few cents. This time I got pissed enough to demand the bounty. One thing was a dollar more than it was advertised the other thing was $.50 more than the price on the literal sticker. I walked out with $10 extra. They're so not on top of their shit I swear I could do this every time.

Ready to stomp on a dick and balls

*laughs at everything good looking guy says*

Oh God this burger is so good dude.

All yalls old af God damn

Gimmick posted...

USANumber2 posted...

Gimmick? People overuse that word.

Get the fuck out

Okay now I like it.

Witcher 3

See you in a year.

Big Star was a good band.

anth0ny posted...

ooo ooo and this was me not very long ago



B-|

You look like you smell like cigarettes and schizophrenia.

Kaname_Madoka posted...

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Your valuable contribution is appreciated.

Was he speaking specifically about cheese makers literally or was he talking any manufacturer of dairy products e.g. Ice cream and butter.

It's always Sunny reference. I was in a big American city and thought about the scene where Frank and Artemis talk about fucking in the dumpster in the alley behind the Wendy's. And she incorporates the bun into the act.

I can tie a tie better than that and I literally have never worn a tie.

DreadedWave posted...

I heard that he's in fact millionaire playboy and man about town Lamont Cranston.

I've heard she's Edmund Dantes.

I'm not comfortable with compliments so I like to look like shit in all my pictures.

What about batch? I just go with what my dad taught me.

I remember getting modded for asking if an iguana blew its load onto ostrich eggs if that would make a baby dinosaur. Fair question.

I have the most fucked up mouth and sense of humor of probably anyone you know.

Big thick ones, yes.

I cried watching Casper the friendly ghost on DVD.

TIL I'm Kefka and I'm OK with this.

I want to go on record saying that everything everyone says about me is true.

Does Sanic finish into Tails' buttocks?

Of course I do. What a dumb and obvious question.

Troll? I have my moments. Gimmick? People overuse that word.

Except I guess you could say that phase I went thru saying oddly sexual things about dinosaurs was kind of a gimmick. A funny gimmick though.

Kids, including myself at that age, are so fucking adorable and stupid.

I'm the God damn boatman.

Doot doot

BTW I only say kindergarten because I can't remember how old I was. This was the same latchkey thing where I remember watching The Incredibles on DVD so probably around 5 years old.

I chased this person around the playground after an argument about gobstoppers v. Twizzlers (GONE SEXUAL) led to something else entirely.

I chased this kid around and tried to give him kisses. I guess the adults thought it was d'awwww but in hindsight it was sexual harassment and assault.

That's fucking stupid if that's what the tc means. Everything we eat either comes from plants or animals literally the only exception is salt.

Beans

Nuts

I don't really wear sneakers...

This is what I'm wearing right now.



I don't feel safe unless I can walk over a bed of glass and AIDS needles without getting hurt.

We aren't allowed to wear tops like that at my school.

Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.

I'm a meme queen

Except the Wall sucks and Animals and Wish You Were Here are their best albums.

If they have an existing console that is banned from going online they can modify the kernel with another valid s/n and spoof Nintendo into thinking its your console instead except yours will get banned as soon as you try to take it online.

Should have asked before giving it to them.

YourDrunkFather posted...

USANumber2 posted...

How fucking misogynistic is it, when you sit and think about it, that the word everyone goes to when they want to convey someone as weak or as a "wuss" they immediately use the slang for female genitals.

If you used an identifying black characteristic or something to call out some sort of negative trait that would be racist as fuck and it would be rightfully chastised.

So why is it okay to basically insinuate that all women are weak when you call someone a pussy as an insult?

Women are weaker than men.

Except that this is a generalization that isn't actually definitively true. Most women might not have the sort of physical strength some men do, that isn't always the case. That's besides the point. Women aren't emotionally weaker than men, women don't have a lower pain tolerance than men.

I saw a video of a guy getting scared by a rat, running around screaming. A bunch of people called him a girl/pussy which is a bunch of shit because nobody I know including myself would react the way this dude did.

WalkingLobsters posted...

USANumber2 posted...

How fucking misogynistic is it, when you sit and think about it, that the word everyone goes to when they want to convey someone as weak or as a "wuss" they immediately use the slang for female genitals.

If you used an identifying black characteristic or something to call out some sort of negative trait that would be racist as fuck and it would be rightfully chastised.

So why is it okay to basically insinuate that all women are weak when you call someone a pussy as an insult?

shut the fuck up

I can't imagine why people would have a negative outlook towards you.

How fucking misogynistic is it, when you sit and think about it, that the word everyone goes to when they want to convey someone as weak or as a "wuss" they immediately use the slang for female genitals.

If you used an identifying black characteristic or something to call out some sort of negative trait that would be racist as fuck and it would be rightfully chastised.

So why is it okay to basically insinuate that all women are weak when you call someone a pussy as an insult?

Less than 100 posts isnt taking off.

Watching Tech Quicky only affirms my decision.