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Her life has been one continuous meltdown since about 2018 or so.

You always go in the order you arrived at the stop. If the person immediately to your right gets there at the same time you do, you let them go first, but this can be iffy in practice because hardly anyone seems to be aware of this rule. Nobody knows what the fuck to do at four-way stops.

The other person in this scenario was in the wrong and is a bad person. Shame on them.

I can't recall a single time in my life I've taken specific notice of another person's credit card

I wouldn't know what's considered a "bougie" card even if I did see one.

Fuck, I just noticed I've been arguing with a new account this whole time. Goddammit, I should be better than this. I make fun of people for this kind of thing.

If we really want to cut down on emissions, we need to ban leaf blowers. Using a two-stroke leaf blower for half an hour puts out as many hydrocarbons as an entire 4,000-mile car trip from Texas to Alaska.

LonelyStoner posted...

And he still claims the likelihood of it hitting 5 years from now is absolute 0% lol

And if you'd bothered to read what I linked, you'd know that I'm not the only one saying that.

Strands #70
Picture perfect

I'm done with this. You can't correct ignorance that doesn't want to be corrected.

Where's my goddamn PC port for Bloodborne, Sony?

LonelyStoner posted...

Have you never heard the words margin of error?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/f1f00ee1.png

There's your margin of error. Notice anything about it?

LonelyStoner posted...

I dont need to. Theres always room for variability in science. Its unlikely, not impossible.

Oh my god

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I don't know why that one didn't occur to me earlier.

LonelyStoner posted...

Yeah, that 0% comment was dumb as hell.

Read the damn article.

The chance that there would be an impact in 2029 was eliminated by late December 27, 2004, as a result of a precovery image that extended the observation arc back to March 2004.

https://cneos.jpl.nasa.gov/news/news148.html

LeoRavus posted...

I'm talking about this one at 2.7% chance.

Again, it does not have a 2.7% chance of hitting the Earth. It has a 0% chance.

Literally the same afternoon as that 2.7% chance was mentioned, they ran it again and discovered that no, there's actually no chance. There's a very small chance that the 2029 passage by Earth might alter its trajectory enough that it could make impact in the future, but when I say small, I mean small. 1 in hundreds of thousands.

Ratchetrockon posted...

Up to 2.7% chance of hitting us wtf

No, the chance is 0%.

Not being in pain anymore after having been so for a while

Kradek posted...

There is unfortunately a distressing amount of young people who plan to vote RFK Jr. simply because "he's not Trump or Biden".

I simply do not believe that this number will be large enough to have any kind of tangible effect

A spectacularly unserious candidate

I have no earthly idea who this is referring to.

Lokarin posted...

good news! it keeps happening!

No, this is the same thing. This article is from May 6th.

And this guy hasn't shot down anything. The child marriage ban that he's complaining about passed both the NH Senate and House.

Bro, we were making jokes about this like 6 months ago. Get with the times.

wackyteen posted...

But in a 2022 denial letter, the agency stated Klass didnt provide enough evidence to prove his father lived in the U.S. for 10 years before Klass was born, which is a requirement for a child seeking citizenship through a parent.

This is the part that's getting him in trouble, but I don't know where they're getting ten years from. The law states five years.

8 USC 1401:

[The following shall be nationals and citizens of the United States at birth:]

(e) a person born outside the geographical limits of the United States and its outlying possessions of parents one of whom is an alien, and the other a citizen of the United States who, prior to the birth of such person, was physically present in the United States or its outlying possessions for a period or periods totaling not less than five years, at least two of which were after attaining the age of fourteen years

https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/8/1401

If his dad had moved to Canada before he (the father) turned 16 and stayed there until his son was born, then the son wouldn't be considered an American citizen himself.

It's exactly as good as you'd expect a game that spent 10 years in development to be, really.

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That one word was an interesting one to try to spell.

LonelyStoner posted...

I love how much this photo makes her ugly ass angry

Hell, it make me angry because I have to keep looking at it

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LonelyStoner posted...

I genuinely dont know how those different colored boxes are supposed to help you solve this ongoing puzzle

Yellow boxes mean that the correct answer has that letter, just not in that particular spot. Green boxes are the correct letter in the correct spot.

Government small enough to fit in the womb

Literally everyone except for the WB execs knew this was going to happen as soon as the game was announced.

Imagine living in one of those barbaric states where it's illegal to pump your own gas

I feel the same way about this as I do about the Birkenhead drill. It's killed a lot of people needlessly throughout history.

Similarly, in the Hades II fight, as you take out the members of the band, their parts drop out of the track.

Strands #68
Like a rocket

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/7766361b.jpg

This shit is just not how you respond to customers that are angry with you. The devs badly need to shut the fuck up and get off of Discord. They're all jumping headfirst into an environment more toxic than a hazmat train derailing into a chemical waste dump, and not a damn one of them apart from maybe the CEO is in any way capable of handling it. They're making it so much worse by antagonizing the fanbase and feeding the trolls.

radical_rhino posted...

Zaslav is by all accounts doing a good job getting Warner Bros back on the right track to become profitable. Part of his strategy has involved ruthlessly shelving finished movies, which makes everyone hate him, but hes a smart businessman.

Spencer has fucked up business-wise AND pissed off developers.

I was going to make fun of this post, but I'm so angry at it that I just can't bring myself to do it.

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These Hades songs have literally been stuck in my head for two entire days now. This is becoming a problem.

Zikten posted...

Was it ever said what state Raccoon City is in?

The only thing that's official is that it's in "the Midwest," which could potentially include like half the states in the country because everybody has their own definition of what the Midwest consists of.

Fenriswolf posted...

What is the Munich Agreement for $600?

Whataboutism is literally the only strategy you have, isn't it?

There sure are a lot of missing posts

This is some of the worst shit I've ever read

"Why in the world does this topic have 150 posts?"

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Ah

Wait, you can post while warned now?

Every game has the tag Metroidvania nowadays