Lurker > Vegy

Can't believe its been 13 years

No new one piece chapter ;(

You have a duty ce

No dreams last night

shorts being sweaty as fuck feels good until you sit down lol

I can feel why people are absolutely terrified of spiders now lol, dose fuckers are fucking FAST and creepy

Looks like its going to be as brutal as ever D:

i'm scared of what da ''SUPER FUCKED moment" episode dey have each season will be, dey top it each season lol

Dakimakura posted...

pics or didn't happen

Nah, i scooped dat up and threw it outside. I'm thinking it was just a normal house spider...we had staring contest at da end lol, i was keeping eye contact with it as i went for my spray bottle on top of my desk

As I'm about to make a topic or witty post on CE, i fucking see it from my peripheral vision. It came from my door, i looked and it was halfway to my desk, den i stood up and it went behind my desk. Da bastard was fast!!!

I freaked out and started putting on my shoes and immediately googled what it could be. I got afraid when i saw it looked like a brown recluse so i made it my mission to find it and kill da fucker. After near misses, cause its fast as fuck, It took a while but thankfully it came out and i sprayed it with roach killer, it thankfully shocked it enough for me to squish da life out of it with my sandals lol

Sadly its too ruined for me to properly see if it was a brown recluse or a look a like...but I'm paranoid now. What if all dose dreams of my fighting off spider webs and shit at night was actually a fucking spider messing with me lol, dat bitch

Now i wonder how many more are dere in here ;(

wait till hurricane season, stock up on water and toilet paper while you can mate

i know dat feel TC

Dakimakura posted...

Recently

Wtf, why did no one tell me???

RIP, he was so funny T___T

Dere are pokemon fan games like dis iirc

Is dat da one with da funny cringey dub?

When did dis happen

Naughty scenes almost ruined game of thrones for me tbh

We like polls now?

TC, you're good looking enough to have lonely old ladies treat you like dis, don't hold yourself back

So hornypoles are allowed????

TheHoldSteady posted...

They should call it "Vegyposting" or "Neonposting", for the term properly credits the innovators of the craft

lol

Yea lol, you expect it to always be goofy but dere are some hella dark moments tbh

Hmm? ;;;;o

HighSeraph posted...

Dude coulda just sold pillows and be rich but nope had to jump on the Trump train

More like trump stain

M i rite

Fuck off

Don't risk it bruh

I'm uncomfortable

I was last modded 7 months ago, lets see if i can make it a year

No, she can do no wrong

dis is why i prefer doggos tbh

Dats a good list

ForsakenHermit posted...

Bullshit. No timeline where Slug Virus occupies the White House is the best timeline.

In all da others he takes over as dictator or something worse

We are in da best timeline actually, all da others are worse

Hmm? ;;;o

Guys pls, let's not start any rumors lol

Hmm? ;;;o

Fuck!!!!

I stand up and leave

Kids getting cancer is fucking bullshit, it should never happen to a bunch of innocent angels ;(

I wish i was a billionaire so i can make a significant impact with donations

Hmm? ;;;;o

Maybe

I don't remember what da dream was, but i remember it made me happy

hmm? ;;;;o

Everything ok?

I guess it is true, da older you get, da more conservative you get as well lmao

I don't count cause I'm not your friend btw