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copenhagen posted...

This just reminds me of some GFer that said he masturbated with sisters panties
0.o

I remember this lol. holy shit
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deff not top shelf white woman right there
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idk about this one. i like my eggs cooked fresh. who knows how long ago they were made with this thing
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I didn't think so.

then again I took 3 semesters of it in high school. not sure how I got away with 3 semesters cause I'm pretty sure they only let you take it once
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Zanarix (one of my old WoW names lol)
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tell me, what means the world to you?


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the_alpha_beta posted...

She treated my dick like a meat grinder.

what's the story here lol
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yeah it was pretty bad lol
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$130
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yo girl a termite? cause she about to have a mouth full of wood
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John Stockton lives in my city. he's not really a celeb to us cause we see him all the time, but he's deff a celeb to other peeps I bet
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Gettin Jiggy Wit It
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long dick her like
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sounds like you blue balled him. I'd be upset too
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I mean I don't like the guy but I'd never wish death on someone
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Hey posted...

Skip the maul/mandalore arcs and you'll be fine

don't listen to this guy
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#16 looks like Keri Hilson...
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not even trolling, has he been in anything else besides Star Wars?
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maybe 9th grade and below. algebra fucked me up
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Sayoria posted...

She's not interested. I get down to one word responses when I am tired of talking to someone too.

when's the last time you went on a date tho
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look kinda like Ben Affleck in that first one
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...

Because nobody wants you around

ayyy
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"Weezy, tear up this pussay"
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BootyGif posted...

let him run for president. better than trump

Deez Nutz was better than trump ayyyy
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Romulox28 posted...

cocaine is a powder, crack is cocaine cooked up with detergent and shit like that to make it in a rock form that is (1) cheaper because the cocaine is cut with other substances and (2) easier to smoke (which gives you a much more intense high).

ive never done coke but im pretty sure you can smoke it too, it's just that cocaine is very expensive and i dont think most people would be able to have enough to smoke

this guy just admitted to smoking crack. get him, mods
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where can I pre-order? been looking for something to wipe my ass with then throw into a bonfire
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I Like Toast posted...

You touched the same door they did

psyche, I open doors with a paper towel
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I've taken 2 shits at my job today, one on the top floor and one on the middle floor. Both times I was doing work, these nasty mother fuckers took a scratch, wiped hopefully, and just up and left. fucking awful. hopefully I never have to shadow or train these dopes cause I am not shaking their hands if we meet
/rant
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I'm tacking on mass
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Kids gonna grow up to be like Charlie Kelly
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ZeroX91 posted...

King Rial posted...

...Why do you have ads on your iphone? Is it old or something? Are you not using Safari?

Safari still exists???

all I use on my iPhone
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Vicious_Dios posted...

They can't fight for shit. Godddayum.

i take it you been in your fair share of scraps then?
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looks like she's been on her knees
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only things I really got caught up in was gen 1 Pokémon, yo-mega yo yo's, and flavor of love
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Dustin1280 posted...

Weezy_Tha_Don posted...

hot fries... like spicy fries? or fries made with cheetoh flavoring? or fries fresh out the fryer? lil confused here

This:


or this:

oh wow. legit have never heard of hot fries before then
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hot fries... like spicy fries? or fries made with cheetoh flavoring? or fries fresh out the fryer? lil confused here
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forehead for dayssss
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Taylor is baaaaad
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"Gee thanks Jill, can't wait to pork my present!"
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cause you get to insert pinky in butthole
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why is it so hard to just go to the bar and pick up some strange?
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Aristoph posted...

I had the worst teeth you could ever imagine. Trust me on this. I'd show you pictures, but there aren't any, because I never once in my life smiled for a photograph due to my horrible teeth. I stopped brushing or flossing them when I was 17, and never did a single second of dental hygiene for 8 years. They were cracked, broken, rotting, and falling out. I had 4 exposed nerves, 4 impacted wisdom teeth, and about half of my mouth had reached the point where I could only chew on one side (biting into anything hard like an apple was physically impossible).

Then my brother got engaged, and I was to be his Best Man. And I decided that there was no way in hell I was going to be the Best Man at my brother's wedding and not be able to smile for his pictures. So I went to the dentist and the oral surgeon to get everything fixed via dental implants.

When I walked in for the first consult with the dentist, he took one look at my teeth and the conversation went something like this:

Doc: How are you here right now?
Me: What do you mean?
Doc: I mean how was it even possible for you to get here today? I've had patients with a quarter of this kind of damage and they were physically unable to walk because the pain was so intense it made them dizzy.
Me: I dunno...it doesn't really hurt? It just looks gross and it's hard to eat some things.
Doc: It doesn't hurt?? I can see the nerves! Do you have sensation in your teeth? Which one am I tapping? *taps exposed nerve*
Me: This one. *points to the right tooth*
Doc: I...I don't even have words. I've never seen anything like this before. You've got sensation, so it's not dead, but it's completely exposed and it doesn't hurt? That's a new one for me. Well, it's not going to be easy, but I promise we're gonna get you fixed up. I think this is gonna be fun!

"Fun" isn't exactly the word I would have used to describe the next ~6 months, but god dammit it was the best decision of my life. And he and the oral surgeon worked their asses off for me. Once the plans were set up, the surgeon ended up pulling 15 teeth in one session (front 5 on top, back molar on either side on the top, both molars on both sides on the bottom, and 4 impacted wisdom teeth). I've now got 3 titanium screws in my top front that hold an implant bridge for the 5 teeth there, and another screw on each side for implants in place of the first molars on the bottom.

So just remember that whatever you're going through right now, it could be worse. And be happy that you're taking care of it now instead of waiting until it's too late. I couldn't be happier with how everything turned out for me in the end, mind you. I just really wish I hadn't waited so long to do it. My self-confidence was completely shot due in large part to the fact that I physically couldn't smile without embarrassing myself. Never underestimate how big of an impact such a seemingly simple little thing can have.

bro how much did that cost you.
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boxington posted...

Moscato

I don't drink, but a lot of people I know dig it.

yupp, pink moscato is like a cheat code
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Hayame Zero posted...

Memorize which powerups are where, and learn when to use them (i.e. be proficient with the spinning-jumping one).

kinda hard to do when you're faded lol
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Thunder_Dogg posted...

I think a Klansman found out he was Black on Oprah or something.

Clayton bigsby??!
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LittleRoyal posted...

Weezy_Tha_Don posted...

yo so can I have a follow up? why do you think you lost your virginity by gobbling some dudes member?

Umm, idk. I was young. Hadn't gone through puberty. Some girls bullied me saying I'm a boy since I don't bleed or have boobs (at this time of the story)
I thought they were my cool friends. Lol.
They convinced me to suck some guy in the boys bathroom (boys freak out less of they catch a girl, than a girl if she sees a boy in there?)

Umm and then I did it until he finished and I could feel it all down my throats for weeks and it was super gross and I stopped talking to them all soon after (they still picked on me sometimes and sometimes even made racist jokes)

And that's my first sexual expirience even before masturbating.

damn. legit sorry you had to go through that. my girl is terrified of having our kids go to public school cause of this reason; kids are brutal.

you said racist jokes were made. what's your ethnicity?
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yo so can I have a follow up? why do you think you lost your virginity by gobbling some dudes member?
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I was 21 and banged like a 40 year old woman. that was interesting
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