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Yeah that's the same one for sure.

Turbam posted...

"If you stand over me then the water will drip down off of you and clean me"

MabusIncarnate posted...

Think that Quentin Tarantino scene where hes drinking tequila off her foot as she pours it down her leg. Except pee.

SuperShake666 posted...

Can I lay under her with my mouth open?

Men of culture

May 2: Love Village (reality series)
May 2: The Tailor (drama series)
May 3: Jewish Matchmaking (reality series)
May 4: Sanctuary (drama series)
May 4: Queen Charlotte: A Bridgerton Story (romance/drama series)
May 9: Hannah Gadsby: Something Special (stand-up comedy special)
May 10: Queen Cleopatra (documentary series produced by Jada Pinkett Smith)
May 10: Dance Brothers (drama series)
May 11: Royalteen: Princess Margrethe (drama)
May 11: Ultraman (anime series)
May 12: Black Knight (action series)
May 12: The Mother (action/thriller starring Jennifer Lopez)
May 12: Queer Eye (reality series)
May 16: Anna Nicole Smith: You Dont Know Me (documentary)
May 17: Rhythm + Flow France (reality series)
May 18: XO, Kitty (romance/comedy series inspired by To All the Boys Ive Loved Before)
May 18: Yakitori: Soldiers of Misfortune (anime series)
May 19: Selling Sunset (reality series)
May 23: Wanda Sykes: Im An Entertainer (stand-up comedy special)
May 23: Victim/Suspect (documentary)
May 24: The Ultimatum: Queer Love (reality series releasing four episodes each week)
May 25: FUBAR (comedy/action series starring Arnold Schwarzenegger)
May 26: Blood & Gold (action/drama)

draw a new one

Tag

Preach

WingsOfGood posted...

I addressed this already.
"They have guns so cops need em!" Is anti 2nd amendment.

He explained why. He didn't imply it was something he approved of.
Shut the fuck up.

WingsOfGood posted...

So you dislike the 2nd amendment???

Didn't see anything about the second amendment in that post but I guess you're eager to jump into stage 2 of your troll topic.

Irony posted...

Still better than Antman 3

Nah

You should only post when cartnarc uploads.

Look at the length of those arms she could hug everybody at the same time.

Big bear at grocery store

You had on a button up like Cameron from modern family. We chatted about how nice it looked on you but I didnt ask for you #.

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Autocraticus posted...

His pants look like those cartoon turkey booties.

Lol

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Yes

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bigblu89 posted...

If your loan is more than $400k, yes.

The average home sale in the US is around $350K

I guess the concept is they are taxing the people that can afford it.

Not much in California for 400k

Ranting__Nord posted...

I guess it mostly effects the rich, California, and New York.

RIP me

Missed Connection Fosho- I Need A-Ride! (Santa Cruz)

Missed Connection Fosho- Can a woman give me a ride to Salinas tomorrow AM. My ride fell through. Ill pay gas and well have fun.

Cocytus posted...

Now that y'all growed up y'all like, "oh, well, shit, 90s fine to me!"

lmao

What are you talking about. You sound like a creepy one.

Don't ask this on CE.

where is my blue haired soul mate from last spring? (Santa Cruz)

Its been a while since we last spoke.
But you never left my mind.

We met for the very first time at Safeway on 41st ave. I was sitting in the parking lot and you approached me and sparked a conversation. Next thing I know Were talking about this beautiful connection we both felt.

When I saw you last we were both sitting in my car at the park downtown right as I was about to get out of the car. You asked me not to go, but like an idiot I did anyway. That was one of the biggest mistakes I've ever made in my life. You were right there with me and I blew it.

When we first met we talked about having some sort of strong soul connection. You even told me you were having dreams of me before you knew I even existed in real life.

I have had no way of contacting you and its been driving me crazy. I miss you so deeply and there's so much I need to say.

I wish I could turn back time and change things. I pray I see you again. I miss you dearly and would love it if we could start over and get to know eachother.

You were very beautiful and sweet with me. Your eyes are stunning. Short/ medium length hair.
I think you said you were turning 40 or 41 when I saw you last year.
Your hair was dyed, fading blue/ purplish?
In the process of getting a divorce I believe.

Had a good taste in music, you were talking about leaving a certain living situation possibly. We drove around listening to death metal.

I'm the guy with short cropped blonde hair, blue eyes and tattoos.
I was 32, when we met.
At the time I was driving a red Toyota sedan.

We met for the very first time that day last spring in the safeway parking lot. We drove around talking and listening to music. (Metal)

I feel so stupid. I've made a lot of life chances amd grown since then. Hopefully maybe you will see this maybe we will run into eachother again.

Saw you freeballing at Lowe's cottle store (san jose south)

Looking for a regular freeballing only partner

wow

Too difficult for me to choose. The Real Thing and Angel Dust.

Hey c (albany / el cerrito)

M said you saw you. I miss you. I want to talk to you. Thx.

Just know: your silence and your codes just keep it going. If your goal is for me to hurt forever, then keep the game going.

You ate better than that.

You said woof! (Sacramento)

I was caught off guard, so totally didnt know what to say!

I didnt recognize you, but you passed me by, looked at my eyes and said woof!. Im a big white guy, 30s, was wearing grey pants. I guess a bear kinda guy. You looked similar. Wow. Things could be fun! If youre not him, but sounds cool, say hi!

MfM

Buztii azian (daly city)

Hl ever met a mas0chistic azian w0men wlth hvge faake tlts wearlng palnful slze tlght t0ps and high heeIS shoes out in public ?? Are you a sadlstic man ?

This is Ebony

This is Ebony in midtown. Looking for you Terrance with the gold car and big D
Send a picture of you see this so I know its you.

To Jessica Outside Pleasant Hill Target on Wednesday

Hey Jessica! It's Jeff! Remember me? I really enjoyed the little show you gave me and I'd definitely like to see them again soon! No touching, just look! Bring your phone bill! If you lost my number, contact me here and I'll send it to you. Anyone else want to just show your boobs to a very appreciative older guy? I just want to see them, nothing else! You must be at least 18. Contact me and I'll send you my phone#.

Thank you for taking the time to explain to me bout the asparagus prices. Wish I could of said something more than i dont get it let me know what I was wearing.

ViewtifulGrave posted...

Lol Im about 15 mins from Riverside.

Is it the wild west?

DKBananaSlamma posted...

Sometimes you just want to masturbate to some grainy 144i video because nothing else is around. Then you reply with your thanks when you're done.

Cho ass up

The mods need sexual healing

I'm ready

Such is the life of an earthrocker

Nice

Flauros posted...

I used to work right by Warren and Greenfield at a bar when i was 4.

Damn child labor laws in Detroit are something else

Imagine the clout from stealing 60 pounds of meth from the popos

https://www.wallstreetpr.com/california-drug-dealer-escapes-with-60-pounds-of-sheriffs-meth-during-failed-sting-63098

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Me too.

how can I make this tragedy about me?

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catfan2008 posted...

why is this topic up
the tweet literally confirms it's a troll

I never have an understanding on how the site functions when harrassment is allowed

shut the fuck up

That's hilarious

MorbidFaithless posted...

Then you should go for it .

I will if I get this house or another with a big enough lot.

I don't do it without provocation from asshole npcs

MorbidFaithless posted...

Seems like a lot of work lol.

Yeah but I've been wanting to do it for a long time.