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TopicThere are Helen Keller deniers...
emmo
01/05/21 9:25:37 PM
#9
At least she can't hear them.

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Topiccan someone explain to me the meaning behind the song "bang bang"?
emmo
01/05/21 8:06:20 PM
#3
By Dispatch?

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TopicAny of you used to rent stuff from family video?
emmo
01/05/21 8:05:48 PM
#7
I always found it ironic that the only video store that would rent out porn had "family" in its name.

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TopicStop the count!
emmo
01/05/21 7:54:30 PM
#4
Close them before they bleed out!

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TopicStop the count!
emmo
01/05/21 7:47:52 PM
#2
Stop him, he's a vampire!

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TopicWho gives da better bj's?
emmo
11/22/20 10:36:44 PM
#52
Rodians.

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TopicToxic feminity: is it real?
emmo
11/22/20 10:34:32 PM
#55
*gurgles*

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TopicGetting my wisdom teeth out. How soon before I can eat a WENDYS TRIPLE???
emmo
11/22/20 10:32:07 PM
#54
Is that a euphemism?

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TopicDid you have your birthday yet this year?
emmo
11/22/20 10:31:18 PM
#6
Went to an arcade two weeks before the initial shutdowns. Seems like a different life.

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TopicUndeniable proof that dubs are better than subs
emmo
11/22/20 10:29:40 PM
#4
In this case, I wholeheartedly agree.

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TopicGentlemen. Youre taking a piss when the toilet seat starts to close. WDYD.
emmo
11/22/20 10:27:25 PM
#10
It is possible to catch the seat and keep flow stable. Get a cushion-top that's just a bit too high and you'll have ample opportunity to practice.

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TopicThe do-not-call list should include political calls
emmo
08/06/20 11:40:20 AM
#9
I started replying with snarky comments, but to no avail. Dammit Kate from WI Dems, I told you that I'm a staunch moderate (if there is such a thing), that I won't actively support either of the two parties that have hijacked my country's political process, and that you already have my vote for president because Trumpie does stupid things. Leave me alone.

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TopicWoman: If you cum and I didn't. You didn't fuck me.
emmo
08/06/20 11:36:06 AM
#10
Blocked.

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TopicIf you could push a button to change genders, would you do it?
emmo
08/01/20 1:13:57 AM
#10
Would it reverse my circumcision? This is an important qualifier.

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TopicI started dating a new girl and it caused me ex to confess she is in love with m
emmo
08/01/20 1:04:57 AM
#17
It's a game. Don't buy it.

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TopicCan you see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
emmo
08/01/20 1:01:37 AM
#5
No. But I can taste why.

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TopicPoop spelled backwards is...
emmo
08/01/20 1:01:08 AM
#9
Suppository.

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TopicTips for first edible?
emmo
08/01/20 12:58:49 AM
#9
Pink Floyd

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TopicParasite(2019) - A Critical Analysis
emmo
07/29/20 2:48:54 AM
#18
This one needs a nap within a nap, but not a movie about one.

I'm not sure what I mean either.

What was the argument?

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TopicWho likes classical music?
emmo
07/21/20 1:00:11 PM
#17
Chopin or bust.

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Topicshould you always be doing something productive?
emmo
07/21/20 2:19:33 AM
#18
Never stop masturbating until the tears come.

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TopicFuck!
emmo
07/21/20 2:14:40 AM
#18
Shag!

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TopicWhat religion would you describe yourself as?
emmo
07/21/20 12:54:25 AM
#24
Atheism isn't technically a religion. It's simply a refusal of any supernatural claims that are not supported by scientific evidence, i.e. all of them.

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TopicOne positive thing about covid...
emmo
07/20/20 6:25:42 PM
#8
One negative thing is my most recent test result.

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TopicI made a thing
emmo
07/20/20 2:32:33 PM
#19
DuranOfForcena posted...
do tell
Puns still in the aether. Be like hospital: have patients.

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TopicI made a thing
emmo
07/20/20 11:28:36 AM
#17
DuranOfForcena posted...
Dictators HATE him!

This meme got him BANNED from North Korea!
This gives me ideas.

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TopicI made a thing
emmo
07/19/20 1:45:35 AM
#13
LordRazziel posted...
A budding career memesmithery.
I'm but an apprentice in search of a master.

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TopicWhy are middle aged men so sexy?
emmo
07/18/20 10:35:06 PM
#3
Glad to know this is a genuine sentiment.

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TopicI made a thing
emmo
07/18/20 10:33:06 PM
#10
ChewedMint posted...
There's still time to delete this
There's no going back now.

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TopicI made a thing
emmo
07/18/20 9:57:56 PM
#4
KiwiTerraRizing posted...
Please unmake it
I've committed.

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TopicI made a thing
emmo
07/18/20 9:54:58 PM
#1

Enjoy.

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