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I thought Harrison Ford said hed come back but only on the condition that Han Solo be killed. I wonder what they had to do to get him back for Rise of Skywalker.

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But is he HOT??

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I think the ancient dagger with blades that outline the modern day wreckage of the Death Star is a bigger plot hole.

If its ancient that is....I need to rewatch it.

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The stuff about Arthurs mother Penny doesnt add up, maybe the Joker really is the son of Thomas Wayne.

So when she was working for Thomas Wayne as his lowly secretary....as part of her obsession she (an unmarried woman) adopted a baby to pass off as both of theirs?

Alfreds reaction is odd for something that happened 30-40 years ago. And then theres the picture of a younger Penny with writing on the back Love your smile, -T.W..

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Its not okay to say that, how dare you say that.

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TC do you know who else was also Time Magazines Person of the Year? In 2006 it was YOU

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https://youtu.be/w2f6tgnZ1EI

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huh, youre right

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CwebbMichSac4 posted...

----Rae Sanni. Hilarious.

<a href="https://twitter.com/raesanni/status/1210698035421995013">Rae Sanni on Twitter: "Don Imus has died. A victory for nappy headed hos everywhere." / Twitter</a>

So....Are they nappy headed hoes?

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The Last Jedi was bad and was made worse by The Rise of Skywalker.

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DevsBro posted...

The certain spot she happened to be at was pretty convenient, but I preferred that to a montage of them sailing around it for years trying to find the exact spot so I let it go.

I would have preferred a different plot device to move the story forward.

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Did you all like that Sith runic dagger that has its edges shaped to resemble some wreckage of the Death Star and perfectly aligns at a certain distance at a certain spot that Rey happens to be at?

Was it an ancient dagger because that plot hole would be wonderful.

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A bunch of new characters introduced solely
for merchandising and setting up Disney+ shows.

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The movie was fine! Stop criticizing it, it was fine!

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If Darth Maul was introduced in the sequels then the complaints would be way worse.

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Didnt they say Birdman was one shot but turned out not to be?

Theres a scene in the 1917 trailer where the two soldiers enter a dark bunker, I bet that shot of complete darkness is where one cut is.

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Lightsabers really need crossguards. Maybe little vibroblades that stick out

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1. the scene is not and was not meant to be romantic
2. was this little book made before rise of Skywalker?

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Probably a lot of nitpicks. Like when they complained about fire in space in TLJ

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For anyone wondering, the article says Welcome, Everyone.

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She looks older than 27.

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Maybe shes 1/8th black. Anyways, shes just a pale redhead in the games.

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1 black person in The Witcher = forced diversity
2 black people in The Witcher = white genocide

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Wii_Shaker posted...

I'd make a girl call me Nigel Thornberry as I proceed to talk dirty with a british accent.

SMASHING!

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There were holes in this story very early on and so many people were s***ing on Johnny Depp. #DontCancelJohnnyDepp

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Cut to 4:35
https://youtu.be/q0r4jNhG9Z4

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The conjunction of the spheres teleported random humans & monsters. Its not a big deal -not even a small deal that there are some black people in this fictional medieval world.

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1337toothbrush posted...

wat

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Guys focus, Im talking about Reys grandmother and yellow-eyed disfigured Palpatine.

https://wegotthiscovered.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/3522194-starwarsemperorpalpatine.jpeg

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So Rey is Palpatines granddaughter.

Which means that Palpatine shot his foul seed into the womb of some lady, and looking at the timeline it seems like it would have been the yellow-eyed deformed Palpatine.

That poor woman.

https://wegotthiscovered.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/3522194-starwarsemperorpalpatine.jpeg

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Throughout the trilogy you could totally tell that Poe & Finn wanted to buttf*** each other.

Also Lando would totally f*** guys as well. I mean its so painfully obvious.

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Shes the one being radical.

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Theres also a bunch of poop toys out there. Its really messed up. Its all part of the booty-eating agenda to indoctrinate our children into growing up into sickos.

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Its not her worst.

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When they get desperate again theyll bring him back for a 3rd time.

Theres another Sith temple cloning facility with a tank that has an antenna and its ready to receive his soul from across the galaxy.

Or his evil dark side force essence is out there and will start to recombine to manifest itself again. It will reach the womb of a random slave woman and she will give birth despite no father. Hell be literally reborn and later someone will stop by to measure his midichlorian count.

Oh and next time hell have another super weapon, a gas giant planet Death Star hybrid. It has a red spot like Jupiter where the laser will fire out and wipe out an entire section of the galaxy.

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KillerSlaw posted...

Isn't Palpatine cloning himself and using Sith powers to transfer his essence to the clone bodies an old EU storyline?

Yeah it was so crappy it fit perfectly into the EU.

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Wait a minute, what they brought up about Palpatine....

Palpatine said that he has died many times...but he has cloning technology, and when the Resistance receives the surrender or die message from him they speculate that hes alive through cloning. And he says that the Sith live through him and wants Rey to become the new vessel.

So when he says that hes died many times before, does he actually mean clones of himself? Is the Palpatine in that Sith temple the real Palpatine & ancient?

Is the main villain of the prequel & original trilogies just another clone, a puppet creation like Snoke? Like wtf that would be so ****ing lame. And it would completely throw out that whole thing about Anakin being the chosen one to destroy the Sith and bring balance to the force. I mean, I guess it was already thrown out with a Palpatine still be alive....

What happened

EDIT: And that would also mean that Rey is the granddaughter of a Palpatine clone.

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Dulled.

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XXmiznatorXX posted...

I dont get these guys. These are the same dudes who wanted JJ to make the movies in their Plinkett prequel reviews and they hated the prequels because they werent the OT.

Disney gives them EXACTLY what they wanted, a bunch of fan service BS, and they dislike it??

Hate to say it, but people like this are why people hate Star Wars fans.

Doom_Art posted...

I mean that's kinda the point of their whole schtick isn't it?

They said hes great as a director but not really at writing scripts. They brought up Spielberg as an example of an excellent director who didnt write his own scripts. And I think hes like Abrams biggest inspiration.

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Gonna list my dislikes of the film before watching their review. Some die-hard apologists here say that people critical of the films just parrot RLMs criticisms.

1. Scenes like the one where Chewie seemingly died but immediately being revealed to still be alive in the next scene. Oh it must have just been another unseen transport ship. C3PO getting his memory wiped, oh R2 just restores his memory to right before he left on that mission. Its like one writer tried to focus on the sacrifices & drama but the other writer undermined it with the next scenes. Like why even bother. Just have the memory be kept, have Chewie just taken away, & Rey surprisingly shoots Ben with electricity knocking him down.
2. Snoke relegated to being an extension of Palpatine instead of having been a separate character.
3. The Knights of Ren appearing as if they were there all along. I need to watch it again, maybe theres a line where Kylo welcomes them back from vacation or a long mission.
4. Rey being literally related to a major previous character. But I do like that Rey chose her family/identity at the end by taking up the name Skywalker.
5. The several McGuffins. Just pick one.
6. Palpatines several changes in plans at the end. Kill Rey, Kill Rey, Kill Rey! Actually Rey Kill Me, Kill Me, Kill Me! Become a human vessel for the Sith. Actually Ben is here to join you now, and both of you are some sort of duality equals in the force, Ill drain your life forces to restore myself instead! UNLIMITED POWA!!! And this is while the movie is cutting back and forth to the chaotic battle above and those characters having to improvise with several changes to their plans.

Its like The Last Jedi was a bit slow and so for Rise of Skywalker they just throw a bunch of stuff out there.

I did like the film though and think its better than The Last Jedi. By how much I dunno.

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Its an adaption of the books but theres a couple major similarities with the games.

1. Obviously Geralts voice. Henry Cavill has stated that his introduction to the Witcher series(franchise?) was by playing Witcher 3 & that he based the voice on the games portrayal of Geralt.

2. The musical score. They were definitely listening to The Witcher 3s soundtrack while composing for the Netflix show. I was surprised it wasnt the same composer, it sounds like it could be part of the same soundtrack. They sure as hell didnt look to the music in the 90s Polish tv show adaption for inspiration.

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I really liked it. But I hate how they handled the back & forth time jumps and somehow made it get worse with each new episode.

They could have looked at how Westworld & Watchmen handled their timelines/flashbacks. (I havent seen Westworld S2 or S3 so I dunno if they continued with that.)

And yeah its no Game of Thrones, but lets hope it at least gets a better ending.

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Eat More Beef posted...

She is at the end of the book. She just goes around hosing the entire town because, fuck it.

I thought she wasnt doing it on purpose and was terrified throughout it. Although I may just be remembering the original movie. I know that in the latest remake Carrie goes in full rage-mode.

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Finn loving Rey would be too weird.

Obviously its he & Poe who have feelings for each other. Remember when they were happy to see each other and they ran & hugged, then Poe bit his lip and gave Finn the f*** me eyes. He even said he looked good or that the jacket looked good on him. Its so obvious that they wanted to buttf***.

But yeah Finn loving Rey, I dunno how anyone could come to that conclusion. Theres just nothing there.

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Is this exploit still up? Im currently playing it on xbox. I dont want my legendary gear to disappear.

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She pretty much said that she thought what Trump did was worthy of impeachment but refused to vote in favor because both sides are being partisan over it. She wanted more Republicans to vote yes to make it bipartisan.

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woosh

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