Lurker > mach25687

bump
---

Best damn game about Ninja http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/ninjagolf/ninjagolf-flashgame.php

I can't believe they last accessory for the Gameboy was that it so surreal.
---

Best damn game about Ninja http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/ninjagolf/ninjagolf-flashgame.php

Still best summon


---

Best damn game about Ninja http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/ninjagolf/ninjagolf-flashgame.php

ThineEnemy posted...

That's honestly really cool.

---

Best damn game about Ninja http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/ninjagolf/ninjagolf-flashgame.php

LookMoneyStatus posted...

Completely generic. Dunno if it's just the badly taken pic, but your face is on the fat side and your hair cut is basic.

average looking ce guy/10. Not a monster. Not good looking enough to get women simply due to his looks(for now?)

What must I do to get a girl? I work, have a car, still live with my family but have two room for me(got to destroy the wall to make it so so it like a studio) work out and honestly super friendly.
---

Best damn game about Ninja http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/ninjagolf/ninjagolf-flashgame.php

DocileOrangeCup posted...

You need a nice big Tom Selleck mustache

But that god tier.
---

Best damn game about Ninja http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/ninjagolf/ninjagolf-flashgame.php

bump
---

Best damn game about Ninja http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/ninjagolf/ninjagolf-flashgame.php

yes
---

Best damn game about Ninja http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/ninjagolf/ninjagolf-flashgame.php

FighterStreet posted...

i dont think shaved head is a good look for you, your face is very wide
you arent bad looking at all btw

thank you
---

Best damn game about Ninja http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/ninjagolf/ninjagolf-flashgame.php

Should I wear a suit?
---

Best damn game about Ninja http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/ninjagolf/ninjagolf-flashgame.php

SF_Okami posted...

For me personally it is not really about the face. To me anyone can look good with the correct outfit.

Well, I just wear mostly plaid shirt and jeans.
---

Best damn game about Ninja http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/ninjagolf/ninjagolf-flashgame.php

BlackHorse6969 posted...

You're better looking than me

Don't say that I bet your look better than me.
---

Best damn game about Ninja http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/ninjagolf/ninjagolf-flashgame.php

LinksLiege posted...

Not bad.

Some facial hair might help improve your appearance if you can grow it.

Sadly cant :(
---

Best damn game about Ninja http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/ninjagolf/ninjagolf-flashgame.php

LittleRoyal posted...

Roll your head in some circles slowly just stretch and loosen up a bit! You're handsome!

I came into this topic expecting to feel guilty and not comment, but I'd probably kiss ya if we were friends first!

Thank you :)
---

Best damn game about Ninja http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/ninjagolf/ninjagolf-flashgame.php

TheDarkCircle posted...

mach25687 posted...

TheDarkCircle posted...

your fine man, just change your shirt

But I love my half life 2 shirt :(

I mean it might help u pick up a CEgal, but if you wanna broaden your options then... :/

Goodbye sweet shirt.
---

Best damn game about Ninja http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/ninjagolf/ninjagolf-flashgame.php

TheDarkCircle posted...

your fine man, just change your shirt

But I love my half life 2 shirt :(
---

Best damn game about Ninja http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/ninjagolf/ninjagolf-flashgame.php

Really feel down in the dumps and just want to know if i'm too ugly to get a girl?


---

Best damn game about Ninja http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/ninjagolf/ninjagolf-flashgame.php

http://tinyurl.com/yd28ctye
---

Best damn game about Ninja http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/ninjagolf/ninjagolf-flashgame.php

SSJGrimReaper posted...

Turbam posted...

Either way, you could end up with a virus.

....damn this is a great topic :V

lol
---

Best damn game about Ninja http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/ninjagolf/ninjagolf-flashgame.php

ThePredominate posted...

What games?

either dead cell or killing floor 2
---

Best damn game about Ninja http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/ninjagolf/ninjagolf-flashgame.php

SSJGrimReaper posted...

mach are you still chasing hoodrats

That all I attract
---

Best damn game about Ninja http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/ninjagolf/ninjagolf-flashgame.php

yep
---

Best damn game about Ninja http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/ninjagolf/ninjagolf-flashgame.php

ChromaticAngel posted...

we can tell you but we already all know you've already made up your mind.

Honestly I didn't
---

Best damn game about Ninja http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/ninjagolf/ninjagolf-flashgame.php

Don't know what to do today.
---

Best damn game about Ninja http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/ninjagolf/ninjagolf-flashgame.php

good member but ugly from the rest.
---

Best damn game about Ninja http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/ninjagolf/ninjagolf-flashgame.php

bump
---

Best damn game about Ninja http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/ninjagolf/ninjagolf-flashgame.php

QQGG posted...

@mach25687

Your my honey bunny.
---

Best damn game about Ninja http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/ninjagolf/ninjagolf-flashgame.php

Well, tactics it is. Follow up the question what classes should I play? I usually stick to the basic but want to play an Op team this time.
---

Best damn game about Ninja http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/ninjagolf/ninjagolf-flashgame.php

Just need one. I will close this topic in 10 pm est and who ever has the highest number is the one I going to beat to completion. Also if you guys have some recommendation please post them.
---

Best damn game about Ninja http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/ninjagolf/ninjagolf-flashgame.php

It will always be Tifa.
---

Best damn game about Ninja http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/ninjagolf/ninjagolf-flashgame.php

Lonestar2000 posted...

Anarchy_Juiblex posted...

Decent music

lol
---

Best damn game about Ninja http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/ninjagolf/ninjagolf-flashgame.php

SavenForever posted...

Damn_Underscore posted...

The appeal of AVGN now is James and Mike Mondays and videos like this

Too bad Bootsy left tho

Pretty sure Bootsy got forced out by Mike because he was jealous of how good he was at hard games. Shame, he was great.

AVGN isn't nowhere near as great as he used to be in 2006 & 2007. But as far as some other Youtube channels are concerned, James has done pretty well keeping himself alive 11 years later whereas a lot of the most popular channels like Fred, Brentalfloss, etc. are pretty much dead now, and a lot of channels went from being great to complete trash (Retsupurae). Even then, there have been a few AVGN videos that have came out here and there that were a glimpse of what made him so good back in the day like that Paperboy review. James needs to do more of that.

Gaming in the 90's was so awesome and their dark seed lp.
---

Best damn game about Ninja http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/ninjagolf/ninjagolf-flashgame.php

ToonLinkWithGun posted...

Albel-Nox posted...

Details when?

It was a strange dream. I was a super rich kid and I was throwing a huge party that would be over at 9pm. However my family was heavily involved in a huge drug thing or whatever.

So the party started at 5 and everyone from my college was there. I got bored and went up to the private mansion (the party was being held in our guest mansion). I found my dad who was dressed as a woman and learned he was trans. He then left and said he'd never come back otherwise they would kill them. So I go upstairs and there's two thugs guarding a door with a bunch of hostages in a room.

They engage me but I had a gun so I enter bullet time mode and kill them, then the door flies open and there are two more thugs and "Scorpion" the drug pin. I kill the thugs and scorpion and I engage in a fight before I ultimately blow his head off.

Jennifer Aniston was one of the hostages. All the hostages left except for her and she started taking off her clothes.

In the dream we fucked for one hour before I got caught by my in dream girlfriend. She dumped me but I didn't care so I threw her out the window. She didn't die or get hurt. She was just mad.

At this time the party ended but a lot of the college people came to check on me. It turned into a full on orgy but only i was able to fuck Aniston.

It was super weird.

Coming this winter
---

Best damn game about Ninja http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/ninjagolf/ninjagolf-flashgame.php

Man I had tinder for a month and only got to matches :(
---

Best damn game about Ninja http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/ninjagolf/ninjagolf-flashgame.php

KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...

voldothegr8 posted...

What is a Juggalo?

A Hulkamaniac
He power bombs motherfuckers onto thumbtacks

Real American is better than anything those clowns ever did.
---

Best damn game about Ninja http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/ninjagolf/ninjagolf-flashgame.php

Bad_Mojo posted...

Here is Mr Perfect saving Chris Jericho from a broken neck like what happened to Hayabusa

https://i.redd.it/frr2yrj2uiez.gif

For reference, here is Hayabusa breaking his neck -

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/1272110/lol-hayabusa-o.gif

Holy shit was that save Perfect.
---

Best damn game about Ninja http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/ninjagolf/ninjagolf-flashgame.php

Why?
---

Best damn game about Ninja http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/ninjagolf/ninjagolf-flashgame.php

Guarantee they have a kid in the next five months.
---

Best damn game about Ninja http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/ninjagolf/ninjagolf-flashgame.php

Those get me wasted so fast.
---

Best damn game about Ninja http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/ninjagolf/ninjagolf-flashgame.php

deupd_u posted...

They seriously overhauled the way the whole thing works, presumably to make it more "pay to win" Tinder Plus selling. I used to get 1 or 2 matches every day, then I suddenly (around February, I think) didn't get anything for almost 3 months, not even bots. It was tweaked again, and now I get maybe 1 a week. It still works, but I assume it would be DRASTICALLY better if I were on Plus, which I'm not willing to do.

It's really formulaic, the way you have to talk to girls on there (which you'll learn). Even then, there's the human element of girls just wanting unearned attention. You should do it, but don't get your hopes up.

Bonus 101 protip:If she only has face pics, she is fat. No, you can't infer anything by the size of her neck/shoulder/arm in the photos. She is not just a little chubby, she is obese. Just swipe left.

Thanks
---

Best damn game about Ninja http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/ninjagolf/ninjagolf-flashgame.php

DoctorVader posted...

But to get them hoes, I had to become someone else. I had to become something else.

I love origins stories.
---

Best damn game about Ninja http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/ninjagolf/ninjagolf-flashgame.php

bump
---

Best damn game about Ninja http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/ninjagolf/ninjagolf-flashgame.php

Albel-Nox posted...

Something else bro.

Like?
---

Best damn game about Ninja http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/ninjagolf/ninjagolf-flashgame.php

Just wondering.
---

Best damn game about Ninja http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/ninjagolf/ninjagolf-flashgame.php

dummy420 posted...

Nothing wrong with it. You just have to accept it limits your options some. It's fairly common to have single parents these days.

Yea.
---

Best damn game about Ninja http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/ninjagolf/ninjagolf-flashgame.php

DarkChozoGhost posted...

If you're like 25, single mothers are basically your only options

Yep
---

Best damn game about Ninja http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/ninjagolf/ninjagolf-flashgame.php

bump
---

Best damn game about Ninja http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/ninjagolf/ninjagolf-flashgame.php

nativengine posted...

No but it will get harder and harder the older you get. Out of my friends(age 30-34), only 2 don't have kids out of 16 of us close friends.

Yep, but still glad I didn't have kids when I was in my twenties.
---

Best damn game about Ninja http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/ninjagolf/ninjagolf-flashgame.php

Thank you for all the posts that told me to go.
---

Best damn game about Ninja http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/ninjagolf/ninjagolf-flashgame.php

MorbidFaithless posted...

Well did you go

Yep, had a really great day, guys that piss me off call out. The only thing the erk I was a girl I wanted to date was acting cold as hell and her friends were giving me the stink eye. But that was on her.
---

Best damn game about Ninja http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/ninjagolf/ninjagolf-flashgame.php