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TopicJapan has zero right to say shit.
monkmith
04/27/22 12:09:51 AM
#27
Zikten posted...
The Emperor wasn't really in charge in ww2. It was the military that was running the country
shinto was the state religion, and the belief in that religion is that the emperor and his family are literally descendants from gods. the emperor gave the whole thing "divine mandate".

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TopicJapan has zero right to say shit.
monkmith
04/26/22 11:35:00 PM
#25
ellis123 posted...
Say what you will about WWII Japan but at least they finally got America to actually stop slavery.
take a good long look at our prison system, with the huge number of private prisons forcing inmates to make crap for companies with little to no pay, and tell me slavery is gone.

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Topiccan someone explain to me the appeal of working out/lifting weights?
monkmith
04/09/22 9:52:46 PM
#10
some people get a dopamine boost when they do it, that's the appeal.

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TopicPerfect body which doesn't age and get sick or $100,000,000,000,000,000
monkmith
03/16/22 9:06:37 AM
#19
g0ldie posted...
definitely the body.

even the ultra rich would sacrifice most of their wealth for something like that, or at least, they would when the time came.
sure, and the ultra rich are still going to spend that wealth, they'll spend it on capture teams to grab you off the street and shady scientists to poke/prod/mutilate you in the vain hope of figuring out how your perfect body works...

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TopicAVA. Ask Vegy Anything
monkmith
03/16/22 8:51:37 AM
#2
is he ready?

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TopicMy body woke me up with a not so gentle reminder that if I continue to neglect
monkmith
03/16/22 8:35:36 AM
#3
thought this was gonna be a topic about shitting the bed...

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TopicPerfect body which doesn't age and get sick or $100,000,000,000,000,000
monkmith
03/16/22 8:33:06 AM
#11
money. you choose body and you're going to end up strapped to a table somewhere down the line because someone is going to notice you're immortal and will want to figure out how.

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TopicLet's settle this: are you in favor of permanent daylight savings?
monkmith
03/16/22 8:21:02 AM
#39
cjsdowg posted...
Kids and people who have to work in the AM will be going to work at night.
i road the bus every day as a kid, fucking with the clock twice a year didn't prevent me from walking to the bus stop and waiting in the dark for large chunks of winter.

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TopicLet's settle this: are you in favor of permanent daylight savings?
monkmith
03/16/22 12:09:32 AM
#34
i'm in favor of not fucking with peoples sleep schedules twice a year yes. car accidents and heart attacks spike every time this shit happens.

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TopicIs it a good idea to kill this dragon for 80,000 runes in Elden Ring?
monkmith
03/15/22 11:36:18 PM
#4
kill it, take its heart, and trade it for faith spells.

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TopicWhen will people realize aliens arent real?
monkmith
03/15/22 11:19:08 PM
#20
TC is obviously an alien trying to troll humanity for shits and giggles.

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TopicAn Egyptian man offers you a Millennium Item: which one do you choose?
monkmith
03/15/22 10:58:52 PM
#10
TwigsthePnoDude posted...
Eye
Go to poker tables
puzzle.
beat this guy at poker tables.

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TopicEric Trump: Putin was pants-pissingly terrified of my dad, ok?
monkmith
03/15/22 10:03:27 PM
#4
interesting that he brings up pee like that...

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TopicElden Ring is so good.
monkmith
03/15/22 9:51:40 PM
#26
Stallion_Prime posted...
that sounds like shit design... if they want me to explore, then make a world worth a damn. the map is boring
you can also completely skip him into the rest of the world since the "secret" path by the castle isn't really a secret at all.

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TopicWho do you think will be killed off in Jurassic World 3?
monkmith
03/15/22 9:08:23 PM
#8
i home that smug prick malcolm gets eaten.

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TopicThey should make Flaming Hot Cheetos for adults
monkmith
03/15/22 6:08:00 PM
#4
open the bag a little bit and just dump them directly into your mouth.

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TopicI asked a girl how she was doing, and she said 'alright, how about you?'
monkmith
03/15/22 5:43:35 PM
#7
tell her you'll be right back you've got to go ask random people on a game board how to talk to girls.

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TopicKraft Mac' n Cheese-flavored ice cream to be sold at Walmart.
monkmith
03/15/22 5:39:29 PM
#2
that's a sin.

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TopicMagic builds really are easy mode for Elden Ring, huh?
monkmith
03/15/22 5:37:25 PM
#40
MutantJohn posted...
I think my next playthrough I'm gonna aim to end with this weapon as my main:
https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Hand+of+Malenia

This blade looks awesome! And it causes bleed so that's the build. Get 16 str and 48 dex.
might want to hold off, bleed is one of the effects that'll likely get heavily nerfed.

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Topicwhat exactly qualifies as murder vs manslaughter?
monkmith
03/15/22 4:45:48 PM
#12
pretty sure the definition depends on the state.

K181 posted...
Yeah, those are all murder. Premeditated or not determines the degree, but intentionally killing someone is murder unless in self-defense. Accidental death is manslaughter.
for instance i'm pretty sure that in some states you can be charged with manslaughter if you 'accidentally' kill someone while intentionally committing a crime. like stealing a car and running someone over with it while you try to get away.

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TopicThe problem with Jon Stewart: fossil fuel companies are our frenemies
monkmith
03/15/22 4:29:31 PM
#6
at this point i figure he molested some woman and he figures he'll make bank before the story comes out.

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TopicCE, explain to me what a colonoscopy is
monkmith
03/15/22 4:01:37 PM
#3
its buttstuff that you pay a doctor to do to you.

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TopicMagic builds really are easy mode for Elden Ring, huh?
monkmith
03/15/22 2:33:28 PM
#16
Doe posted...
Intelligence, maybe. Faith really doesn't have any particular boss-slaying utilities. Just about every Faith tool is niche and while there's some stuff that works great on specific bosses, in general Faith cannot cut it as a pure caster. They have very little in the way of a quick spell that's cheap and does non-trivial damage; Faith loses outright in the mana economy vs intelligence or even just the best Ash of War skills.
you vomit rot on a boss and run away until they die.

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TopicHillary banned from entering Russia!!
monkmith
03/15/22 1:54:42 PM
#6
putin has a long standing hatred of hillary, its half the reason republicans hate her at this point.

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TopicYou are now a giant panda.
monkmith
03/15/22 1:47:12 PM
#10
i'm gonna make the zookeepers work for it. bring in the panda porn and mood lighting.

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TopicConservative dweeb Matt Walsh defends Kanye
monkmith
03/15/22 1:30:01 PM
#2
he wouldn't be wrong but for two reasons.

  1. they're divorced.
  2. he's batshit crazy and that's the whole reason they're divorced.

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TopicFUCK l LOVE FAT ANIME GIRLS!!
monkmith
03/15/22 1:09:43 PM
#7
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/0/7/AAD2RLAADCBT.jpg

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TopicGraphic tee shirts are lame af
monkmith
03/15/22 1:01:21 PM
#21
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/4/5/AAD2RLAAClnJ.jpg

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TopicChina Covid spike: Shenzhen shuts production, Shanghai closes schools
monkmith
03/15/22 12:49:20 PM
#17
Questionmarktarius posted...
...Germany and UK are counting people as "dead" who aren't?
they accidentally miscounted a few dead people as having died from covid, you know the thing fox news likely still claims the US has been doing all along for the vast majority of cases?

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TopicChina Covid spike: Shenzhen shuts production, Shanghai closes schools
monkmith
03/15/22 12:39:21 PM
#15
Gainerama posted...
Let's get to the bottom of this. China has beaten covid, thus there are no covid cases in China because they are the only competent nation in the world. If there is a covid outbreak in China, it's only because it snuck into the country in the form of contaminated frozen food from a country that will never defend these false accusations like Canada.
well the simple way to beat is is to just burn all the bodies and refuse to count the cases, because if you refuse to count them they dont count.

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TopicChina Covid spike: Shenzhen shuts production, Shanghai closes schools
monkmith
03/15/22 11:46:59 AM
#5
no i'm pretty sure covid is over.

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TopicElden Ring Elden Ring Elden Ring
monkmith
03/15/22 11:10:34 AM
#4
maidenless TC logic.

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TopicRemember SimCity (the online-only version)
monkmith
03/15/22 10:32:11 AM
#6
it was pretty but there was only one way to really play the game, by packing your city square with as much tech industry as possible.

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TopicYou know, I'm something of a scientist myself.
monkmith
03/15/22 10:16:20 AM
#3
mixology isn't a real science.

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TopicHow does one curb their perversion?
monkmith
03/15/22 9:57:59 AM
#4
use salt and sandpaper instead of lube.

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TopicA girl i met is flirting with me and getting touchy feely
monkmith
03/15/22 9:53:50 AM
#3
call an adult TC that's statutory rape territory right there.

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Topicno maidens is the worst elden ring meme
monkmith
03/15/22 9:50:05 AM
#15
TheOtherMike posted...
These people were specifically saying "He called me maidenless so I killed him" or some variation. No one said they killed him for any other reason, but that reason specifically was all over the comments.
didn't a lot of people kill that first guy in dark souls for being an asshat?

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Topicno maidens is the worst elden ring meme
monkmith
03/15/22 9:46:31 AM
#13
no, the worst meme in elden ring is the big but hole comments on every one of those little obelisk statues.

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TopicLITERALLY a new GTA* being released at midnight and no topic
monkmith
03/15/22 9:42:21 AM
#16
why talk about rockstar plopping out another wet GTAV turd?

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TopicAre you gonna get Rune Factory 5?
monkmith
03/15/22 9:35:04 AM
#15
is it only on switch?

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TopicI find kid singers kinda disturbing
monkmith
03/15/22 9:28:23 AM
#13
LordFarquad1312 posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOZT-UpRA2Y&t=12s&ab_channel=SonellOfficial
god i hate yodeling. it reminds me of angry goat noises.

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TopicWould Goku have been a better father of Chi Chi wasn't such a bitch?
monkmith
03/15/22 9:19:33 AM
#26
he could have easily beat cell but instead let his 12 year old son get 7 shades of shit beat out of him, i dont think a different wife would have fixed that.

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TopicChanging your motor oil is a scam. STOP changing your oil.
monkmith
03/15/22 12:05:19 AM
#15
MabusIncarnate posted...
This is a fact, and there are resources online that tell you according to the make and model, how often you should really get your oil changed. A lot are 5,000 miles, not 3,000, but it became the mechanic standard to get you to go more often most likely.
why would anyone follow a chart? you can literally check the oil yourself, its pretty obvious when it needs a change.

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TopicWould you date a red head?
monkmith
03/14/22 11:19:06 PM
#22
i dont think i'd date anyone paler then me.

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TopicI miss my old barber :(
monkmith
03/14/22 11:17:24 PM
#3
lucky. my old ass barber kept shaking even while cutting so the only thing worth getting from him was a buzz cut. and while his son could cut hair fine he also turned out to be a wife beater and a rapist so he's currently in jail.

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TopicChanging your motor oil is a scam. STOP changing your oil.
monkmith
03/14/22 11:15:20 PM
#8
gas is a lie too, they invented engines that run on water decades ago but kept them from the market because it would hurt the oil industry!

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TopicBrave Russian woman: "don't believe the propaganda. They're lying"
monkmith
03/14/22 8:28:16 PM
#3
so how long before she's found to have mysteriously thrown herself out of a 10 story building after shooting herself in the head 3 times?

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