Lurker > obeseexplosive

LurkerFAQs, Active DB, DB1, DB2, DB3, Database 4 ( 07.23.2018-12.31.2018 ), DB5, DB6, DB7, DB8, DB9, DB10, DB11, DB12, Clear
Board List
Page List: 1
TopicIt has been 1 year since porn star August Ames died.
obeseexplosive
12/05/18 1:22:52 AM
#7
Damn bitch. I ain't do shit to you

Why ain't she love me man ;_;
---
Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu.
Solomon Grundy want pants too!
TopicSBAllen's employment agreement should require him to post on CE once per day.
obeseexplosive
11/29/18 11:29:05 PM
#3
Yeah
---
Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu.
Solomon Grundy want pants too!
TopicWarned/Suspended General XCVIII: Samurai Jack: Season 5, Episode 7
obeseexplosive
11/02/18 9:49:31 PM
#326
Menardii posted...
Brutai is just making up shit as usual. Using any insult, regardless of how tame can get you suspended depending on your history.

Yeah. Damn my crappy history for getting modded over that
---
Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu.
Solomon Grundy want pants too!
Topic1:30 am should I go out for a night walk? I'm not sober.
obeseexplosive
11/02/18 9:38:20 PM
#19
FF_Redux posted...
2:35 am now its pretty mild outsode im somewhere i never veen at

How drunk are you?
---
Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu.
Solomon Grundy want pants too!
TopicIt's 2 AM, do you think Dan Schneider is a pedophile?
obeseexplosive
09/17/18 2:48:14 AM
#19
<_<;
---
Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu.
Solomon Grundy want pants too!
TopicThe Admiral got suspended again?
obeseexplosive
09/06/18 11:47:37 PM
#25
Conflict posted...
I've gotten suspended 5 times and each of them were 7 days without any increase. My account isn't even a fifth as old as Admiral's. Admiral is just gonna get another 7 day purgatory and the world's gonna keep turning

I'd imagine the only way he'd get banned is if he posted spoilers for the next Star Wars movie or something

Da fuck. In the few years I've been back I'm
up to 180 days in hole now.

<_< >_>

*poofs away*
---
Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu.
Solomon Grundy want pants too!
TopicToday's my last day of being a teenager :_:
obeseexplosive
08/26/18 3:27:56 AM
#101
Happy birthday Cornman. Remember to keep your elote in the husk so you don't get Huitlacoche.
---
Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu.
Solomon Grundy want pants too!
TopicWho is Reis
obeseexplosive
08/23/18 3:29:15 AM
#44
Reis posted...
DsRLXFn

Your the black midget with the cup?
---
Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu.
Solomon Grundy want pants too!
TopicIs Trump President in the MCU?
obeseexplosive
08/21/18 3:55:32 PM
#16
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
nah my dick is

Nah his dick is
---
Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu.
Solomon Grundy want pants too!
TopicJust took the worst poop of my life.
obeseexplosive
08/21/18 3:50:52 PM
#23
Captain_Qwark posted...
Ever have those huge poops that are so big they don't even get flushed when you push down the handle? You gotta flush 2-3 times?

Real life achievement basically.

You don't have a poop knife?
---
Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu.
Solomon Grundy want pants too!
TopicStupid things Obama said while President?
obeseexplosive
08/21/18 3:48:20 PM
#8
Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.

Like wtf bro
---
Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu.
Solomon Grundy want pants too!
TopicLiberals: "Only the police should have guns."
obeseexplosive
08/21/18 3:44:02 PM
#10
Kazi1212 posted...
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
Have better gimmicks


Is he totally wrong though?

Yarp
---
Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu.
Solomon Grundy want pants too!
TopicLiberals: "Only the police should have guns."
obeseexplosive
08/21/18 3:42:14 PM
#6
Have cute buttholes
---
Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu.
Solomon Grundy want pants too!
TopicPost malone's Private jet is making an emergency landing right now
obeseexplosive
08/21/18 3:39:02 PM
#31
Muffinz0rz posted...
obeseexplosive posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
obeseexplosive posted...
trappedunderice posted...
Post Malone is garbage but ranks in the dough.

Dammit. I just remembered that I need to rank up the leaves

It's literally summer

Not in Australia

It's summer everywhere that matters

American Samoa?
---
Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu.
Solomon Grundy want pants too!
TopicPost malone's Private jet is making an emergency landing right now
obeseexplosive
08/21/18 3:31:16 PM
#29
Muffinz0rz posted...
obeseexplosive posted...
trappedunderice posted...
Post Malone is garbage but ranks in the dough.

Dammit. I just remembered that I need to rank up the leaves

It's literally summer

Not in Australia
---
Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu.
Solomon Grundy want pants too!
TopicIs Peter MacNicol dead?
obeseexplosive
08/21/18 3:27:52 PM
#2
Creepy looking fucking goober that guy
---
Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu.
Solomon Grundy want pants too!
TopicPost malone's Private jet is making an emergency landing right now
obeseexplosive
08/21/18 3:24:21 PM
#25
trappedunderice posted...
Post Malone is garbage but ranks in the dough.

Dammit. I just remembered that I need to rank up the leaves
---
Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu.
Solomon Grundy want pants too!
TopicElder Scrolls VI... What do you want from it?
obeseexplosive
08/21/18 3:21:36 PM
#17
CrimsonRage posted...
Kaiganeer posted...
todd howard's turgid, veiny cock


why put this image into my brain

That image was in my brain before this topic
---
Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu.
Solomon Grundy want pants too!
TopicYour reaction: A little kid just kicked your dog
obeseexplosive
08/21/18 2:28:41 PM
#20
UnfairRepresent posted...
Incidently, I want to mention that when making this topic I google searched "Annoying little kid" and one of the first things that came up was stormtrooper lesbians making out

Figure that out.

Dammit man quit giving me fetishes
---
Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu.
Solomon Grundy want pants too!
TopicNo topic about Post Malone's plane attempting emergency landing?
obeseexplosive
08/21/18 1:49:38 PM
#15
Butterfiles posted...
hopefully the plane stays in the air forever so he can never record music again

One can only hope
---
Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu.
Solomon Grundy want pants too!
TopicGoddamnit, SBallen can't you do something
obeseexplosive
08/21/18 3:49:04 AM
#8
neverwin posted...
No we must suffer.

But we will not bend nor break
---
Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu.
Solomon Grundy want pants too!
TopicWarned/Suspended General LXXXII: Studio album by a Kenyan electronic music band
obeseexplosive
08/21/18 3:42:19 AM
#94
LenovoFan462 posted...
How do you not remember your own passwords at least?^

I never logged out of that one when I posted. I spent the last 180 days in the hole so I didn't need to. Also I was drunk when I made it.

So who knows what drunk me used as a password. Apparently I don't even remember what email I used.

Damn you drunk me
---
Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu.
Solomon Grundy want pants too!
TopicMy 5 year old son who can only crawl opened the front door by himself
obeseexplosive
08/21/18 3:27:45 AM
#9
fhqwhgads posted...
Zikten posted...
First of all how does a 5 year old still not know how to walk

Also, it was a ghost that did it probably

Don't you always wear your disability like a badge of honor? Who are you to gauge a child's development?

Me as a father questions why him as a father has a five year old that can't walk. He didn't say developmentally disabled 5 year old . That I can understand
---
Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu.
Solomon Grundy want pants too!
TopicCYOA: You've been raised from the dead by a necromancer.
obeseexplosive
08/21/18 3:22:26 AM
#154
Liesump.
---
Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu.
Solomon Grundy want pants too!
TopicWarned/Suspended General LXXXII: Studio album by a Kenyan electronic music band
obeseexplosive
08/21/18 3:20:48 AM
#91
Yay I'm back.

Now I just got figure out what the fuck slimfizzle2's email was so I can go back to that one. Fuck you phone for not saving it
---
Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu.
Solomon Grundy want pants too!
Topic12 year old account...still not an Ancient.
obeseexplosive
08/21/18 2:34:03 AM
#19
MasterOfGames57 posted...
ShinyFinder posted...
11 years, just became ancient

obeseexplosive posted...
13 years and still not there

tainted_emerald posted...
15 years, and still have a year to go before this account reaches ancient.


I like how you guys all one-up'd each other in successive posts. Pretty neat. Also I didn't think there were going to be others like me :')

:)

I blame the like 7 year hiatus from this site.
---
Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu.
Solomon Grundy want pants too!
Topic12 year old account...still not an Ancient.
obeseexplosive
08/20/18 3:54:06 PM
#12
13 years and still not there
---
Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu.
Board List
Page List: 1