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This picture reminded me to shower and take my Prozac for today.

Don't know who they are.

The guy on the right fucked Ariana Grande and Kim Kardashian with a 10 inch penis.

Ya , they are like Naruto and Sasuke duo in real life! Cuz of the hair colors

Massive genitalia kicks?

(High pitched voice) I'll pass thanks.

MGK has the added baggage that my former best friend was trying to shill for him and Yungblood even before the whole "punk rock" turn, so even if I liked his music - which I don't - I would only ever associate him with that backstabbing prick. Good luck trying to turn that around.

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Yep +8Ball

Yep, true legends.

Even...
Avril Lavigne>MGK

MGK is a poser, not even close to poppunk bands like 182 & 41.

You really are delusional.

Embracing mediocrity doesnt make something less mediocre.

idk what your tag is supposed to mean

Bloom and hotel diablo slap so hard. Binge is trash. His pop punk albums are hit or miss but have some really good stuff

If I wasnt a fan over ten years ago when he was rapping Im certainly not going to become a fan now. Dude is a complete poser.

Weird gimmick, TC

mgk = weed
me = weed fan

me = mgk fan?

lol mgk sucks and you *will* give this up

He's absolutely trash. Just because someone grew up on pop punk doesn't mean they should insult it by failing at playing it themselves.

u cant turn me into something i already am

Nah, i'm good

I got to meet Machine Gun Kelly.

Fate? Luck? Good Fortune? What exactly does one call it when they have a Star experience and get to live out a secret fantasy? Well, only secret to the recipient, that is.

I got stuck in L.A.X. for a couple hours because of a change of equipment. Translation: Broken Plane. Just my luck, Machine Gun Kelly was arriving with his entourage. Yay me, lots of loud talking and whatever they can do to draw attention to themselves, that will not be annoying.

Oh even better, they decided to nest a couple seats down from me. If you know me, I wander away from crowds; I dont like packed arenas, airports, despise elevators because of the cramped quarters. To be fair, I was surrounded, by like 50 empty seats, but of course, sit down a couple seats from me.

I watched out of the corner of my eye as they fumbled with their things. Kelly, (as I can now call him.. or Kell) took up the two seats next to me, folding down the armrests and stretched out, propping his sandaled feet on the chairs arm to my right. The soles of his tilted sandals about 18 inches from my face. Rude, I thought at first, and then I got an idea.

I waited, yea they were all loud at first, and then I heard they had a three hour wait. Soon after things quieted down. Lets get some rest now before we land in Cobo. They all seem to nestle in the places they were sitting or lying in. I had the fortunate place of being 18 inches from Machine Gun Kellys sandaled feet for at least an hour and a half.

I listened, waited until I heard Kelly softly snore. Show time. I laid back, as if I was stretching. My fingers reaching towards the bottom of Kellys flips. I stretch out farther; feel the rubber in my fingertips. I yawn and lift my arms, Both of Kellys sandals fall off his feet without a hitch. I wait. He doesnt stir. I look around at his crew; no one seems to be awake to notice. I am too excited to go any farther. I wait.

I slowly sit up and turn. I cant believe I am staring at Machine Gun Kellys soles and toes. Its crazy. I am not interested that 30% of his body weight is ink from his tats. Could not care less, but his feet, damn. I had to take the chance. At least knowing he is a celeb of sorts and we are in a public place with security cameras. That helped to make me feel a little safer about doing what I am about to do.

I look around the floor once again at his crew, no signs of being awake. I slowly lean in with my nose pressed softly against Kellys first and second toe. I take a deep inhale. Just for fun, I flick my tongue against Kellys big toe. Nothing at first then a swift twitch. I pull back.

I move in once again. Same as before, this time not flicking my tongue, but licking with my tongue. Kellys big toe actually follows my tongue as if to ask Dont leave, Im enjoying it

As I start to pull away, my face cheeks are vice gripped by Kellys feet. I freeze and watch. Kellys eyes open he puts his finger to his lips as if to say SHHHHHHHHH. Believe me I do, knowing I was caught. He whispers Keep doing what youre doing, I really need this. He lays his head back down on the seat behind him, closing his eyes.

I begin to lick with more purpose, up and down, between his toes. I watch and listen to Kelly writhe and moan in pleasure as I do my best to his feet. I lick his soles, suckle each toe one by one, then start over. Its a cycle that has Kelly has no control over as he reaches for his crotch. I see it, he is hard. OK then, lets bring this boy home. I dont know why I just said that, forgive me.

Kelly has reached inside his jeans, I cant see his dick, doesnt mater, I have his feet, thats where I want to be. I continue with my thorough tongue bath, Kelly is gyrating, stroking away. Every now and then a muffled laugh, my tongue tickles his toes no doubt. It drives me forward.

I begin to crunch my teeth against his left heel while fluttering my left hands fingertips against his right arch. Kelly lets out a loud Yelp. He slaps his mouth shut with his left hand. His eyes glaring at me. I nod as if to say Sorry He nods back. I continue with Kellys foot worship.

I sense he is close, all of a sudden, Kellys toes flex tight and I hear a distinct muffled grunt/groan on his part. I pull back and watch it play out. Kellys eyes are still closed though a wonderful smile is across his face, Soon a wet spot appears in his jeans. His smile never leaves.

He starts to pant, the first sign he had been sexually pleasured through his feet. I take a long slow lick up his left arch to his toes, then nibble the tips for a few seconds. Im greeted by a grin and a request. First, where did I learn to do that and would I be available at his dime. Hmmmmmm

Kelly sat up, brushed off the last 45 minutes. He handed me his personal business card. He said Call me he leaned in and kissed my cheek. Our eyes locked for a few moments. I can see he meant it.

Wow? Right?

Tried to dis Eminem. Only to get lyrically murdered & then switch genres of music to try and continue to be relevant.

And then there's this...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/0/8/AAZgIXAADdiQ.jpg

I actually kind of enjoy his pop punk music but knowing hes such a massive asshole irl actually makes it less enjoyable to me

I wouldn't say I am a fan, but I do like some of his songs.

No. MGK was cool in like 2011 when he was actually rapping n shit.

He turned into a pansy real quick tho

RIP Wild Boy shoutouts to Waka

https://twitter.com/WWEgames/status/1548098565838295041

This is a real DLC and not a parody lmao

I always make bad topics

I mean. Goku has CTE, so Id rather not have that.

No. I don't get mad about stuff here.

Prob goku cuz he seems more powerful overall. Both can prob take over our world tho without much issue but Goku would just be more efficient. He already destroyed his world's military might (red ribbon army) as a lil kid.

I would say Goku has the more consistent and concise story which gives him a huge edge.

Luffy isnt bad though. And I devoured one piece but got stuck multiple times due to the story dragging hard. Which isnt Luffys fault.

Its like comparing great apes to devil fruits in my book.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/80095587

*plants a Seinfeld flag*

Pfft

Lmao god no. He's an insufferable asshole who's comparing himself to legends. This generation's Jimi Hendrix? Get the fuck outta here!

When you present yourself as an asshole, some people might be attracted to that kind of stuff, but you're probably gonna alienate some people in the process.

I'm not jesting.

All sorts of offensive cartoons

And Santa!

Vegeta > Goku

But then Goku surpassed him and they still couldn't beat Frieza. DBZ rocked.

Weak

Will Smith was not in Digital Underground.

>___>

Z pretty much started with Raditz kidnapping Gohan for no good reason, then Piccolo kidnapping Gohan for a very good reason.

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He has the spirit of a clown

Like a friendly clown in disguise as a plumber, or a clown who ain't playing around. Goofy is there to take the edge away from Mickey as a clown character and bring out the teddy bear in him. Mario just has Luigi XD

But yeah if you trace it back, he has the design background or backbone of a clown hahaha

I think Sonic does a great job of being a teddy bear but also edgy like Samus, while being more Mickey than Mario haha